trixie

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"glimmer, I'm telling you: celestia doesn't exist."
"but I saw her with my own eyes."
"She's a figment of your imagination."
"we can go and meet her..."
they go and meet celstia.
"Bullshit."
"WHAT>!?"
"This isn't celestia, this is some imposter, show me some magic you faggot!"
"erm... O.k."
celestia demonstrates every spell, even the ones only she knows about...
"so what she's a good magician? So am I. I could figure out most of those tricks, that wasn't real magic!"
"What the hell Trixie?"
"Look, here's my license."
"anyone can make a laminated piece of paper."
"well by that logic, you're not Trixie!"
"I need not your permission to be myself. call me unreal, but beyond sensory evidence I can prove mathematically I'm real. my lineage proves it, the explanation for certain events that have occurred that are essential to this timeline proves my existence, the order of zeroes and ones are organized in such a way that the blank space of code would fit my description exactly/ THE true celestia would know this. you, are, FAKE>"
"O.k... well I guess I'm not celestia, see ya Trixie!"
"When I find the real celestia you'll be sorry.