Help a noob out, how do I get into MLP?

Knock three times and say the password.

You gotta' put your dick in a horse newfag. You just gotta'.
Or a horse dick in you. Either/or.
Watch the show, faggot

>>30655029
Watch the show, post ponies, and/or view/make fanart.
It doesn't matter what order.

>>30655099
but it's easier if you start with the show first

>>30655129
Starting with the porn first is the best way.
That way the ponies are already sexualized.

either do this >>30655099
or better catch a rope,make a circle with it,put it in the ceiling with the circle in the downside and let you fall with it while you are touching it softly with your neck

the sudoku of any newspaper could entertain you at the time you get to it

>>30655029
Don't throw your life away. Stay away.

>>30655141
but you can't fap to ponies if you haven't watched the show (except if you're a furry fag)

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>>30655141
>Starting with the porn first is the best way.

OP Just watch the show.

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>>30655029
Lose control of your life and find yourself in a pit of depravity needing some sort of opium like diversion of joyous, technicolor, girl's cartoons in order to escape from the horrors of your daily reality.

At least that's how I got into it. Then I found balance.

>>30655029
There's no reason to get into mlp.

If you aren't drawn into it against your will then you've got immunity and be thankful for it

>>30655029
If you're not into it then you're not into it.
But you can always try watching/reading (whatever is more your style) some fanmade content that's more in line with what you already like. Combine your interests, you know.
Personally I enjoy the Mentally Advanced abridged series. Don't let the low quality of the first episodes dissuade you.

>>30655029
Don't
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RB2TwFjvxeM

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>>30655029
seriously talking, i will give you the advices i've had a long time ago.

>don't start by the porn, it sometimes have spoilers, and most of the comics are Humanized Ponies. worst way to start
>neither by fan content. also has spoilers and is a bad way to start.
>don't use /mlp/ until you have watched ALL EPISODES (or at least from S1 to S6).
>come to /mlp/ when you already have a self-based opinion of the show, don't let your opinions be controled by anyone.


Facts you should know for watching the Series.
>Derpy is cute. (Pic Related)
>EqG (Equestria Girls) goes right after S3's finale.
>EqG Rainbow Rocks goes after S4's finale.
>EqG Friendship Games goes after S5 finale.
>EqG Leyend of Everfree can be watched right after Frienship games without spoilers.
>implying you care about EqG (which i will really recomend if you really are up to watching)
>EqG Specials go After S6 finale (I guess?).
>Movie (yet to come out) is yet to define. but i think it would go after S7's finale. however, nothing is confirmed.

>>30656284
i forgot, as >>30655281 said:
>First episodes have a low quality in the argument, but if you keep watching, you will find a very good show after some time.
>you wouldn't be the first one that drops the show because first episodes are badly written

>>30655029
Download episodes here: https://yayponies.eu/

>>30655029
>Develop autism
>be subject to the constant barrage that the degenerate wing of the internet throws at you.
>Succumb to the degeneracy.

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>>30655029
>Help a noob out, how do I get into MLP?
Help a pro out, how do I get off the ride?

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>>30655029
here you go fag. If this doesn't get you into mlp at least you'll understand its appeal.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V0f2TDqUp1U

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>>30657480