Homo Horse Hangout #42

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First for magic

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>>30650552
Gay

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I like to imagine the stallions are at least the size of large horses.

if anybody's got some sfw requests i might be able to oblige em

the mane 6 genderbents are kinda preferred but im not picky so long as there's reference

>>30650557
>first for magic
>posts squid

>>30650917
By sfw requests do you accept OCs too?

>>30650917
got an example of your drawing style?

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>>30650908
Clydesdales ain't nothi'n to fuck with. You may want to pick a smaller breed.

>>30650917
Big Fuckin Alicorn Dusk Shine lazing around with cuddly lil' Blitz

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>>30650971
i try not to post pone but here's some rough doodles of elusive

i really like pone but i wanna make a seperate page for it so i don't alienate anybody

>>30651006
He's a beefy boy

Cute!

>>30650970
yeah if you have a reference!

>>30651006
I've always been a fan of the more lesser drawn ponies. How about...

Bat pony stallions?
Background characters (form Doc Whooves to Burnt Oak to Thorax pre-S7)?
Alt appearances for the R63'd M6?
Trixie R63?
R63 Sugar Belle & Night Glider?

Cease and desist.

I command you to stop being gay.

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>>30650552
Why don't you just stop being gay?

>>30651027
gonna need some visual references, i'm not too up to date unfortunately, sorry

>>30650992
The heart wants what the heart wants, and I yearn for giant horseponies to cuddle.

>Clyde
So picture the big fellas I posted as like Caramel, Braeburn and Soarin'

Now think about the big bulky stallions - Macintosh, Shining Armor, Blueblood and the like - as proportionally bigger. Towering megastallions who are adorable and lovable and cute. Ok sure, Blueblood is kind of a jerkoff but he'll chill out if you rub his belly and brush his mane.

Now picture Troubleshoes Clyde as a tier above that. A lumbering, lonely oaf who just wants some company. That's my kinda pony.

>>30651039
https://derpibooru.org/search?q=thorax
https://derpibooru.org/tags/burnt+oak
https://derpibooru.org/search/index?page=2&q=trixie%2C+r63%2C+solo


The rest don't really have references

>>30651055
thanks!

>>30650998
workin on this one

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>>30650998
all done, sorry it's not very tidy, but it was fun!

>>30651055
do you prefer r63 trixie with a hat or no hat?

>>30650552
degenerate thread

>>30651205
No hat. But only if it's that conical wizard hat. A top hat is fine with me though. Whichever looks best.

I want a pic of Trixie and glimmer 63'd. Trixie is laying back with a boner, and her dick is wearing a little hat and cape and Glimmer is pantomiming trixie's dick doing a magic show

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>>30651031
I'm gay for Pinkie.

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>>30651432
Bubble Berry is so cute

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>>30651516
A factual observation.

>>30651205
I'd also like to add a suggestion or two to the pile:

Soarin and Rainbow Blitz
Rainbow Blaze (not Bow Hothoof) and Soarin (because of https://derpibooru.org/296499 and Blaze likely isnt middle aged anymore)

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>>30650552
Reminder that Führer Celestia has forbidden homosexuality in the Great Pony Reich, also known as Equestria.

This crime is punishable by death

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Heres a gay horse drawing with a gay oc

>>30651736
post pick without eggplant.

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>>30651729
Who let you out of /mlpol/ nerd?

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>>30651779
Führerbefehl from Celestia herself, now kys faggot

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>>30651838
>He's too pussy to come kill me
You're a fucking fag and I suck dick.

>>30651198
I love it! Thanks!

What's the name for r63'd mane6 members?
I only know Rainbow Blitz and Butterscotch

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>>30652382
the rest are
Dusk Shine- Twilight
Elusive- Rarity
Applejack- Applejack
Bubble Berry- Pinkie

>>30652411
I don't know why I'm not surprised that Applejack is still Applejack even when she's R63'd

>>30652487
>bringing a stallion flowers

You bring him a 6 pack and a steak. Or tools. If my boyfriend came home with a 6 pack and a set of ratchets I'd do whatever he wanted me to.

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>>30652499
it's the only one gender-neutral enough to work for both.

>>30652595

nice hoers

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>>30650552
I'm curious; How many of you were straight before you came here?

>>30652674
I was asexual before I came here.

>>30652595
nice

>>30652674
Was straight, now bi.

>>30652674

I was bisexual, but have slowly given up on females over the few years. I'm sure pony might have something to do with it but I really have no way to quantify it.

>>30652533
Since they are horses, wouldn't a bunch of flowers be like a steak for them

>>30652674
I was gay before, now I'm a fag

>>30650908
Can someone put a brazzers logo on this?

>>30651925
What are you waiting for anon, go suck his pink aryan cock

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>>30653012
Done

>>30652674

During high school I would sometimes fap to gay porn but never had a romantic attraction to a guy.

Then the first I saw Shining Armor on screen I knew he was my horsebando.

>>30650992
But Anon, imagine their thick horsie tongues violating your ass while they hold you down

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>>30651023
I don't actually have a reference but this works, right?
Maybe draw him like a goalkeeper? Anything actually goes since you're having the time to do a draw for a random Anon.

>>30653239
goalkeeper? as in the soccer kind? sorry i just wanna make sure

>>30652499
Because femme Applejack really isn't that much of a symbol of femininity in the first place

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best horse

>>30651023
You still accepting requests? If possible can I send the ref it's actually ponytown but whatevs via PM?
>>30654741
>hwn spoon you and keep you warm and cozy in his tight, welcoming embrace

>>30653432
Yeah.
There is a mexican pun that goes as "El portero las para todas" which is an innuendo to "The goalkeeper makes em all hard"

>>30651729
>>30651838
You have to be over 18 to post here stormweenie

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GAY
BUGS

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>>30655839

>>30656062
>>30655839
ew

>>30656062
>>30655839
Bugs can't be gay

>>30655839
>>30656062

Soft, cuddly fured ponies> hard chitin shelled bugs

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fancy boots

https://discord.gg/V5HCeC7

another pony discord you guys might like

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>>30657732
Doesnt seem like a pony discord to me, its not even gay.

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Bump more, faggots

fug a stallion's tight ponut, or take his horsecock?

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>>30659683
why not both?

>>30659763
But that would be gay

Do you guys know any greentexts in which anon fucks futa/trap ponies?
Cheers.

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>>30650552
any homo changeling stories?

I want to be a stallion's plaything and cumdump, I'd keep myself prepped and ready at all times so the only thing he'd have to do is mount and rut a load into me.

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I want to hold his hoofin public. I also want to brush his mane and tail, and give him a nice bath and massage. And then I'd fuck his butt lovingly.

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>unshorn

>>30663681
What a slut

>>30664004
No, he's pure. Just also stylish.

>tfw you fucked a guy you met on the discord, but he hasn't talked to you since
>tfw you're pretty sure it's because he was underageb&
/hhh/: a wonderful place

>>30664268

>tfw knowing my luck if I ever hooked up with someone from the discord he'd be underage and I'd get v& for it.


its not a bad idea to ask to see an ID, is it?

>>30665069
But then there's no plausible deniability

>>30665069

>I swear he said he was 18 officer!

a lot of good that will do you if A: he suddenly regrets sleeping with you and decides to go to the police. or B: his parents find out and want you arrested.

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>>30664268
>tfw you've hooked up with multiple people from the hhh discord.

>tfw one of them was the most amazing guy ever and he never talks to you anymore and you keep trying to hook with guys to fill the void his massive cock left.

>>30667172
Have you tried talking to him?

>>30667254
I've tried. I think he still holds feelings for me but I don't think he's committed to a homo relationship.

>>30667172
>tfw currently in your first relationship on the hhh discord
>tfw LDR
Wish me luck

>>30668052
Good luck, anon.

>before his banishment Artemis had to keep his lust for horsecock secret.

>Now in modern Equestria its fully accepted, ponies don't mind a gay prince; Bolero is openly bisexual.

How would he adapt, become a little buttslut or a rather prudish type?

4chan is also not letting me post pictures in this thread it seems like, weird.

https://static1.e621.net/data/92/fe/92fe5a1c4555f2cddbe0f51f44873190.png

Did some zebras recently!

>>30651006

This is adorable. He looks like he could use a cuddle with Blitz if you're still up for requests.

I'm not sure if girlspunk or dudespunk is harder to get out of a beard.

>>30669079
I can imagine him being more of a romantic type, looking for someone he can connect with and love. Being slutty isn't proper for a prince anyway.

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>>30669079
I bet he would enter stallions dreams while they sleep and have some "fun" with them.

>>30671726
Ever since his return, stallions all over Equestria has been getting more and more gay wet dreams featuring the night prince.

>>30659683
I would fug the ponut of my husbando untill he leaks from it

>>30671726
He's a millennia old demigod. He has always had a harem of loyal buttslaves who happily take his princely rod from both ends. This hasn't changed, now he's just happy to hold hooves in public. Here's how romancing the night prince works.

>Artemis is shy about you in public
>But then he approaches and tells you he wants to hold your hoof
>you go on several normal dates where he shows you just how his infinite resources will be doted upon you
>finally one night you fuck, he's happy to be top or bottom and is particularly fond of 69ing
>a month passes, he is patient
>he waits for you to say "I love you"
>he then invites you to the castle one evening
>treats you to an evening of opulence
>pony peddies, massage with hot stones, hot tub, mud bath, a grand feast with all of your favorites made by literally the best chefs in the world followed by the most mind blowing lovemaking you have ever experienced
>once your legs stop twitching he invites you to see something special
>he leads you into a nondescript hallway and casts a spell, revealing a hidden doorway and you enter
>inside, there are giant cushions, beds, and sex toys and equipment of every flavor
>there are also a few other stallions lounging about
>they are all pretty and very well taken care of
>Artemis explains to you that she loves you as well and would like to keep you
>however his heart is big, and his lust even bigger since he is the prince of the night
>he offers you a choice
>become a part of his harem, you will live in the castle and be treated just as you were this evening, Artemis will spend an evening with you in the flesh each week but will visit your dreams every night for romantic endeavors, but you will have to share him with these other stallions
>you can also play with the other stallions if you wish
>OR, he can wipe this experience from your mind and let you go back to your normal life before he approached you

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>>30672988
How is this even a choice? i would join his harem in an instant, i even get to play with the other stallions! Litteraly heaven.

>>30672988

>you also get into fights with Solaris' harem of mares over their refusal to accept that coltpussy>marepussy

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>>30674448
>Equestria splits into 2 over the whole coltpussy or marepussy debate
>Artemis creates new homo empire while Solaris creates empire of mares

>>30674448
>>30674530
The mares already win because the stallions are being fucking retarded and using the term coltpussy.

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>>30674687
what term should be used then

>>30661328
I want changeling to put his dick in my tight anus, and I want to feel his dick enlarge inside me via his changemorph abilities.

>>30674687

I've never seen the term colt/boypussy used seriously.

>>30674692
Pooper

>>30674692
Shag it in me shitter

I want Rainbow Blitz to cum inside me.

>>30676762
Nice Meme good sir

>>30678320
Goddamn is he cute

>>30678320

He wouldn't be a wizard on my watch, I'd keep his mana well drained.

>>30678320
Fuck you, sunburst, you worthless squib.

>>30678320
He needs to shave

>>30679338
He needs to be stuffed into a locker and have his lunch money stolen.

95% of a wizard's magic comes from his beard. Name 1 beardless wizard.

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>>30679195
quit lying, you'd stuff him like a thanksgiving turkey without a second thought

>>30672988
what is this, Fifty Shades of Grey: Gay Horse Edition?

>>30679812
Sure I would. Into a locker. Maybe head first into a toilet.

>>30679374
I want to forcibly shave him and leave him powerless

>>30679866
No idea, is it?

>>30679866
Nah, it's the Gaytrix.

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>>30659683
I want my horsebando to fuck me til I'm sore and I get to watch him grunt and groan above me while he finishes deep inside my ass.

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>>30650945
A squid, anon?

>>30681620
Squib, autocorrect is rude.

"A Squib is someone who was born into a wizarding family but hasn’t got any magic powers. Kind of the opposite of Muggle-born wizards, but Squibs are quite unusual."

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>>30681630
Oh, that's a fair insult then.
Sunburst is a support wizard.

>>30672988

>A prince
>Bottoming

pick one, he's a strong masculine top that breeds coltpussy deep.

>>30681034

i want to do unspeakable thing to your sunburst plush

like cuddle him while I sleep

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>tfw straight, apart from when it comes to stallions
Maybe Im just a horny bastard

>>30684216
This is just how it starts, anon. First you just want to get off, then you want someone to hold and cuddle and big strong arms don't sound so bad.

>>30683014
>1000 year old demigod
>not being a switch

>>30679812
I totaly would and would kewp going till he a shivering pile of pleasured pony

>>30684487
>tfw you'll never be the pony in that scenario

ded thread.

>>30690189
We're too busy actually having sex and socializing. Also working.

>>30690236
You guys are having sex? Why can’t I join?

>>30688477
original thorax was a cutie

>>30690254
'Cause you're a gay ass nigga.

>>30692040
Maybe if you lived in ny

>>30692040
nice ass, now kill yourself

>>30692088
>>30692072
im a top btw

>>30692103
Literally pleb

>>30692103
Not with me you're not you little cunt. Get over here and be my bitch you twat.

>>30692216
lmao little dick faggot talking tough

>>30692040
>>30692072
>>30692088
>>30692103
>>30692154
>>30692216
>>30692357
Gay cartoon horses?

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>>30692604

>>30692604
please fuck me

>>30692612
Not from the same continent as Maryland.

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>>30692604

ghey cartoon sno hoers

>>30692040
If you aren't a switch then GTFO whore.

>>30692721
im bipoloar LOL

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>>30692721
what does being a console have to do with this?

>>30684487
>shivering pile of pleasured pony

The alliteration gave me a boner

I come here for cute ponies. Gay horses are cute ponies. A bunch of thirsty homos looking to have disgusting homo sex is not cute ponies. Stop. I wonder if /ccg/ was ever this bad, or is this just the beginning?

>>30692789
This.

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>>30692789

Relax, buddy. Have an postadolescent button mash with a sword in his mouth

>>30692818

I wish he had my sword in his mouth.

>>30692789
So did i in the beginning.

Then I ended up with a boyfriend...

*flutters*

>>30693254
Please tell us how you did it, I don't wanna die alone

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>>30693317
you'd manage to get a bf if you werent such a colossal cupcake

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>>30692789
This is just as bad if not worse than ccg ever was, yet there is no escape due to the severe lack of content. there's barely 10 posts a day, it's as good as dead. All that remains is some discord circle jerk

>>30693317
I don't know, I just found him
He liked me, helped me get over my internalised homophobia and it blossomed from there

>>30693317
Not that guy. Didn't know I had could like dudes before it though. We just talked a lot, had a lot in common, got along really well. I got drunk and let it slip that I thought I liked him, he wasn't against it. Been trying it out ever since. Pretty great so far.

bump due to invasion

>>30652674
Some kind of bi, I love pussy and cock but I can't really be with a guy.

>>30693420
Can you just go back to calling it Colt Cuddler then? The name is way more cute and old fandom authentic then fucking homo horse.

>>30693420
Whats wrong with colt cuddling

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RePtDvh4Yq4

>>30695871
That sure does seem gay af.

So how about all that rumblelane lately?

>>30695972
shush, don't e a jerk,.

>tfw no maryland bf

Is it mating season for gays now?

>>30696942

Yes, the bottoms start craving for cum deep inside them and the tops go into rut, fighting each other for the right to breed these bottoms.

>>30697043
Sounds interesting, I’d love to see gay cartoon horses do this.

>>30697509

don't forget the bottom's mating call of "fuck my coltpussy" and switches tricking tops into breeding them when only true bottoms can have ass foals, cum filled shits which convert a random colt into gayness, thus insuring the survival of faggotry among ponykind.

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how many locker room secrets does he have?

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>>30698800
just one.

>>30698874
wrong file/board, faggot

>>30698921
Already took them years ago when you were still in short-pants, compadre. You're not bringing anything new to the table.

Just post cute stallions.

>>30700484

I bet a winghug is best thing ever.

>>30700498
>ywn have your pegasus bf wrap his wings around you and keep you warm in the middle of the night

My bf said we are like rainbow dash and fluttershy

I'm flutters

>>30702076
That's adorable and I envy you.

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>ywn study with Sunburst

>>30704536
>ywn beat his sorry pathetic ass, toss him in a dumpster and gather a group to point and laugh at him while he cries like the little bitch he is

>>30704898

>ywn beat the shit out of this edgy asshole, pick Sunburst up, take him home and clean him up while giving him a shoulder to cry on.

>>30705376
>ywn bully the fag trying to white knight for Sunburst by forcing them to make out with each other in front of everyone while the crowd shouts slurs at them

>>30706194
>ywn give this guy a handy for having such good taste

Bumping from middle of nowhere central, ny

>accept my lst for dick after years of fghting it
>get drunk
>start hitting on all my dude friends
>this is my life now

I feel like I'm the worst

>>30707444

Nice trips. As long as they didn't beat you up, I'd say it's a win. Better than living a lie into your thirties and still trying to date women so that people think you're straight.

>>30707480
I just don't want top lose the people I care about. I'm not a bad person, I just want to e loved.

>>30707523

Same here. But unlike you I have some major regrets for not acting on it when I was younger. I guess the moral of the story is that you can't live your life according to everyone's else's expectations

>>30707523
>>30708491
Hey, when I was 18 I was a super masc guy who lifted weights and was the most homophobic guy around

Now I'm 22 with a bf, I'm the sub and nobody in my friend group cares

>>30710739
It's not gay if the tongues don't touch

Tfw no horsebando irl

>>30713153
There have been days where I woke up alone in bed and wished with all my heart that I had a stallion to cuddle.

It hurts, man.

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Are the stallions in MLP really all that masculine? I mean, come on, they're still living in a candy-colored playhouse world where they eat muffins and cupcakes for dinner.

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>>30714183
I'd settle for a human at this point desu

>>30715276
That's the point of these threads sweetheart

>>30715552
And yet everyone here is alone

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>>30688477
I like NuThorax though; just look at that smile

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>>30716585

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Why is he so perfect?

>>30714183
most days i wake up and wish i hadnt

>wake up from 3 day bender
>wonder who all I flirted with
>hope my bf doesn't find out I flirted with everyone

>>30717735
>>30717773

Being a slut sounds like fun if you could omit the potential for venereal disease

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Tfw no wonderbolt bf

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>>30719269

why is Artemis such a qt?

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don't go to sleep just yet, thread!

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>>30720251

>tfw no guard bf

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>ywn have a gruff, dusty stallion boss to boss you around

>>30724831
I don't know, how's it feel being so autistic you try and drag internet drama onto an anonymous Indonesian mycology forum

>>30715276
It's strange. In a theoretical situation where I was asexual towards humans and was told to pick a gender to sex I would probably go by males as a default not because I am already a fag but they are able to match their stallion counterparts much better than females/mares.

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>>30725120
>mfw some omega male starts whiteknighting for Typhoon

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>"You're not gay, anon? But, like, sexuality is fluid and stuff, you don't just say you're one way and that's it forever, anon."
>"You can't even decide what your face looks like half the time."
>"By the way, dude, I know this is a toy for cats and stuff, but you gotta try this out."

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>>30727568
>"You can't even decide what your face looks like half the time."
what

>>30727568
I would be gay for that poner, desu.

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love this pone

>>30730347

>b&thro

Gay bump~

>>30730601

>>30650552
Are there any decent Anon-centric stories?

>>30652674
Asexual.

Still am, just think that boys are cuter.

>>30733453
>just think that boys are cuter

They are cuter, desu. This is a proven fact.

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>>30733590
This desu

.iamnot BumperBoy

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achoo

>>30743899
I'll never understand this

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Best Pegasus bump

The vaginal menace is getting to me. Help me fags, I'm falling to the darkside.

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>>30745722

You need 50ccs of horsecock stat! trust me I'm a doctor.

>>30745722

Not sure why.....they're boring, annoying and self-centered and worst of all their genitals look like an unhealed hatchet wound.

I guess they have bewbs, but aside from that there's not much to write home about.

>>30746413
You are talking about human pussy. Horse pussy is nothing like that.

>>30746468

Well, yeah, you got me there

>>30746468
I'd go straight for a horse

>10

>9

>8

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We know the one in the middle is spearhead.
So I ask you /hhh/ what's the one on the lefts name and the one on the rights name?

>>30750814
Halberd and Guisarme

>>30752785
>BLACKED

Can you even have spontaneous buttsex?

>>30752785
Thats not a zebra...

>>30755765

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>>30756946
bump WITH content

>>30757099
I'll bump you, babe.

>>30757249
Bump.

we got an actual male homosexual couple on a date today guys.

>>30759326
we?

>>30759326

Nice. Give details.

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>>30759842

>pic related

>>30759911
Wow, I guess I should catch up on the show......that's really cute, desu

>>30759911
>pegasus and unicorn
At least they didn't mix in any dirty mud horses. Still, keep in mind flowers are food. That's not romantic, it's a bread bowl before food gets there. They could just be friends.

>>30759911
They're getting porn as soon as possible
Mark my words

>>30760151
I never stare into my friends eyes like that while grinning like a dope......unless I want to fuck them of course

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>>30650552
>all those fags saying Thorax was gay.

You guys really need to stop projecting.

>>30761037
He's pretty faggy with that cute little fey voice of his.

>>30761037
I don't think he's gay, I just think he's a fag and sucks.

>>30760151

>hearts on the chairs
>roses in the flower vase
>looking into each other's eyes

you still don't think it wasn't a romantic date? They basically stopped just short of having them kiss.

>>30761659
>it's ponyville, there are hearts everywhere
>roses are food
>wasting animation budget on background horses that the fandom has not named

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>>30761711
Nice dubs
They do actually have names, the purple pone is named Silver script and the grey one is Star Bright

>>30761744
the purple one is a cute

>>30761037
Does anyone have a gif of Thorax prancing? It was really cute.

>>30722971
I just figured that you can't tell if he's a royal guard or not when he's not in uniform.
Which is a good thing because all royal guards actually have their own stories to tell.

>>30761659
>sink in the background
they're clearly domestic partners having a nice afternoon together

bump without content

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Wealthy businessponies make for great casual partners. I don't know if I'd want to marry somepony like Filthy Rich, but god damn does he look like he knows how to have a good time.

>>30650552
I very rarely post in the Discord and really only look a thing the porn. Is there a punishment for lurking?

>>30765464
With his wife, I'm willing to bet there's been more than a few late payments with business owners he let slide if they'd let him vent some frustration.

Now, a mare would run the risk of an unwanted pregnancy, so someone like Mrs Cake would obviously be off the table. But there's more than one cake in a bakery...

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good night /hhh/

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>>30765500
no, no such punishments
unless you want to be punished?

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>>30765500
nice dubs

>>30759911
I can't into gay or non-monogamous relationships irl, but I would be the happiest human in Equestria if I could go to bed every night with one cute little pony cuddled up to me on each side. Not that I would ever impose on a good relationship by trying to insert myself into it...

>>30761037
I dunno, he's prett gay, senpai. Or do you not watch the same show? I think they are going out of their way to make him low-key gay. Regardless, he may want a queen, but he is the kind of sweet guy that you take under your wing so you can protect him and his happiness at all costs. No homo, even. He's just a gentle, delicate dude. And that kind of relationship could easily turn gay. Only problem is that he's a bug. He was cuter before he transformed, too.

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>>30766862
I dunno dude he is still a massive cutie

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>>30766873

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>>30766875
I love this cute as fuck bug.

>>30766875

>he likes the fire because of the 'moths to a flame' saying

please tell me I'm not retarded for just noticing that.

>>30767858
Nah, I didn't notice it until you mentioned either. Lot's of great, subtle humour in this episode though.

>>30766706
>Braeburn as a dom
Fuck I wish this was more of a thing

also yes I do

I want to fall asleep next to my husbando and wake up to his face in the morning along with his throbbing morning wood that I would promptly take care of

Little late but what did everybody get at the convention this year? Gay wise I got a button and print signed by Braeburned.

>310 posts
>91 posters
>18 days
>Nothing but reposted pics and Ywn
>not even a story

This thread has seen better days.

Fun Fact: Sunburst is worst pone.
Fun Fact: Changelings don't get to have sex unless they're in charge. Even with each other.
Fun Fact: Shining Armor is straight as an arrow.
Fun Fact: Buttsex is actually kinda gross.
Fun Fact: Your horsbando will never be real.

>>30772867

I wish I could go to a con and meet brae, if only to buy something from him but even the thought of being around all those other people, even other autistics makes my skin crawl.

>>30772867

Did you get to have sex with him? He's adorable.

>>30772906
The secret is to never go to a con sober

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>>30766873
>>30766875
>>30767088
I want Thorax to cum inside me.

>>30773568
dude, thorax is obviously a bottom.

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>>30773625
That's why

>>30773081
What does he look like?

>Anon is as straight as an arrow
>Until he meets Thorax
>Changelings use a wide variety of pheromones to communicate emotions non-verbally among themselves, and it just so happens that those pheromones happen to all crank Anon's sex drive up to eleven
>The mane 6 notice Anon acting strangely around Thorax, and even trying to avoid him
>They think it's adorable
>Anon has a crush on Thorax!
>The girls try to play matchmaker while Anon tries to preserve his precious 'not gay' status

>>30775216
That sounds less like a crush and more like drug induced consent.

tell me more

>tfw no science bf to watch the eclipse with

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>>30776171
>tfw met boyfriend by talking about science shit and we're going to hang out and watch it together
>tfw we have the perfect secluded spot all set up and are going to have a little picnic

>>30776243
Well then hurry up faggot, because it's happening.

>>30778669
Noteworthy's a qt

>>30776097
That's the point. The girls all think Anon is in love with the bug when it's really just that Thorax is inadvertantly pumping aphrodisiacs directly into his brain.

>>30775216
>>30780215
Sounds like a great read. Get on it anons.

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>>30772906
He's a really nice person to talk to. Felt kinda bad for only buying like $7 worth of merch but figured I'd save my shekels for his online store.

>>30773081
No rip. I cosplayed as a """gay""" pony as well but got no homo action.

>>30774576
Pic related. Would upload the pic I took
of him but still in the lab. Very good looking guy for 3D.

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>>30650552
C U C K E D

>>30775216
>You are Anon, friend to Twilight.
>You're in Equestria because of some random occurrence. On your 21st Birthday, while asleep after a wild night of partying, (you even managed to bed that cute chick in your class) something appeared to you. You can't remember much, as your memory of that night is hazy.
> All you can remember, was that it was some mishmatched creature, made up of all sorts of things. Paw of a Lion, Claw of a Griffon, the head of you don't even know what. You seem to recall talking going on. It must have been about something. Long story short, you woke up here.
>Adjusting was somewhat hard for you, what with no TV, no internet, (goodbye PornHub, my old friend), flying Pegasi, Unicorns (the first time you saw Twilight lift something with telekinesis, you thought you were high).
>Well, You're here now, you have a somewhat snarky job as Twilight's (she hates you referring to her as 'Princess' when not in a formal setting) Bookeeper. Spike has it easy going somewhat, he helps Rarity a lot nowadays, and he could use the extra time off.
>Today is the big day Twilight had been going apeshit over for the past 4 days.
>'Thorax' is coming.
>Your first question to Twilight, was to ask just who the hell this person was.
>Apparently, according to her, he is something called a 'Changeling'.
>She says that they were evil bug-looking creatures that sought to take over Equestria and use it as a farm for food. That reminds suspiciously of a film you liked... Hmmmm.....
>They sound kinda cool. Twilight says her own student, Starlight, changed them, by saying that they could live without stealing love, and could give it to each other.

>>30782310
>Their old leader, Chrysalis, vowed revenge on Starlight, but, surprise, surprise, hasn't shown up since.
>The turnout at the Train Station for the arrival of this guy seemed pretty big.
>All of Twilight's friends were there, including Glimmer. *sigh* You can't stand that asswipe. She was going to be a thorn in your side from the day you met her, and you knew that. The first time you saw her, she came parading into your room in a drunken stupor, ranting and raving about how 'Equality is good for the masses, green man. You should try it'. And then attempting to force herself on you. Suffice it to say, she was thrown out, and the door was closed. On her nose.
>She screamed rather loudly. And Twilight chastised you for it.
At last, Twilight ushered in silence, as the train rolled onto the platform. What stepped out, can only be described as a fucking explosion in a paint factory, with a child's vomited glitter on top.
>But... There's something else about this guy. Something you don't quite get. You really can't fath-
>'Oh. Little Anon. Hello there. How are you? Why did you decide to pop up when you're clearly looking at a FUCKING GUY YOU HOMO.'
>It seemed as though it was going to be one of those days...

>>30782312
kek

Please continue.

>>30782312
More please

>>30782312
>What you assume to be Thorax is flanked by two of what seem to be his guards. *snort* What lax security. Mind you, they do look kinda cut- WHAT? Anon, listen to me. I'll spell this out for you real easy.
>You.
>Are.
>NOT.
>GAY.
>You silently usher closer to Twilight, in the hope for support.
>Thorax has been talking to Twilight during this time, although, you seemed to be throughly occupied, trying to attempt, in vain, to pray the gay away.
>Didn't seem to be working.
>'...And this is Anon, Thorax. My Bookeeper.'
>'Really? I thought that was Spike's job.'
>You begrudgingly step forward, so shyly, you could give Fluttershy a run for her money.
>'H-hi, Thorax. M-my name's Ano...,' you say in a voice so quiet, that even a bat wouldn't hear it.
>'Uh, Hi. Didn't quite catch that Could you repeat it?'
>Sensing your nervousness, Twilight, you hope, comes in for support.
>'Anon, you do know it's rude to ignore guests, don't you?'
>Ooor not. Fuck you, Purplesmart. >'
>In an attempt to get this conversation over with, while you're in the middle of a sexual dilemma, and without submerging the whole of Ponyville in spaghetti, you speak so fast that even you don't understand what you're saying.
>'Hithoraxmyname'sanon.Ireallythinkweshouldcontinuethisconversationanothertimeperhapsinprivatebecauseyoulookreallynicetoday,and...'
>Brain. Stop.
>You hold your breath.
>D-did you just call Thorax, 'cute'?

>>30782445
>'Hi Anon. Nice to meet you. We'll catch up sometime later okay'?
>Luckily, he had at least heard your name. The rest of your friends didn't.
>Thank Christ.
>You begin to imagine what would happen...
>The endless teasing from Rarity
>Rainbow Dash calling you a stud
>Applejack acting brash as if that didn't matter.
>It DOES.
>You've been as straight as an arrow until this psychedelic paint production line came into town.
>'I'm going to go. Away. Now.'
>And that was the end of that.

>You are Twilight.
>Your friend Anon just acted very strange around Thorax.
>You'll have to ask him about it when you get home. And, of course, if he doesn't mind having a roommate, as you neglected to purchase more beds for the rooms in the castle, and as a result, aside from your room and Spike's, Anon's room is the only room in the castle with a spare bed.
'Now, Thorax. This is Rarity. She...'


>You are Anon.
>You're in your room at home, in Twilight's castle.
>Curled up on your bed in the fetal position, and shaking like a leaf.
>'I'm not gay. I'm not gay. I'm not gay. I'm not gay. I'm not gay. I'm not gay. I'm not gay.'
>You say to yourself constantly.
>What will get rid of this thing you're feeling?
>A life of pious devotion?
>Maybe you should start praying to Celestia, to strike you down where you lay, right this instant.
>Your mind decides on one rational option.
>You're going to have to exorcise the gay from you.

>>30782448
RIP

:'(

>>30782874
Nigga it's been like 4 hours people have lives he'll get back to it

>>30782909
No, you don't understand, it's been like 4 hours, all hope is lost.

>>30782935
Writefag here. Hello. I'm still alive.