ITT: /mlp/ in the year 1000 ad

>>30649784
Me want smooshy fast color horse!

Me telling chiefs on you for make cave painting thread, berrypicker.

>>30649798
Me want to mate with the quiet one.

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>>30649814
Me like book horsey! She know how read book stone good! Her coat very pretty

>>30649784
>no bungas

>>30649784
Pinkie Pieth a cuteth ponyeth.

>>30649830
She already mated with both the yellow male and the tan male.

unga bunga glimfags

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>>30649784
We Must take the Holy Mares!

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>>30649908
Glimmy prettiest of pony!

>>30649784
>>30649798
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>>30649908
It's 1000 AD, you idiots. That's not too long ago, relatively speaking. The Crusades were only a few decades down the road at this point and the Byzantine Empire was on its last legs. Even 1000 BC still saw many civilizations around the eastern hemisphere. You had All the big players in the mediterranean, the chinese, the japs, and even the northern Africans. Hell, Egypt had been around for thousands of years even before that. You're all roleplaying fucking 40,000 BC or something.

>>30649949
I think the joke is that 4channers have the intelligence of Neanderthals even today.

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>>30649784
AD, dipshits. As in, just about 1,000 years ago. Middle of the middle ages.

Honestly, we'd all probably be dirt-poor farmers slaving away in some feudal lord's fields and occasionally getting butchered and/or >raped by armies fucking about. On the upside, we'd probably all be actually fucking horses instead of just talking about it.

>>30649949
Yelling man want no fun happening.

>>30649949
>Stop having fun.

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>>30649784
>1000 AD

>>30649784
Stone all glimmerchungs

>>30649833
>not likey bungas
ungobunger

>>30649784
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>>30649908
>>30649976
You're doing it wrong, it's 1,000 AD not 10,000 BC.

>>30649949
>>30649988
Welcome newfriends.

>>30649988
Refer to
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>>30649963

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>auto pilot faggots confuse 1000 A.D. to prehistoric times
You fucking autists had one job.

>>30649949
>Northern Africans
MENA used to be White.

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>>30649949

Thread chieftain mad haw haw haw!

Yfel ðurfonwæcnan middel flânboga cnyssan.

>>30649949
True.
The caveman outfit on the hate symbol throws you off.

>>30650102
>CaveMAN
CIS SCUM REEEEEEEEE

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A writer came to our village today and told us a tale of colorful horses.
Is it wrong that I prefer the horses to women in my village?

>>30650548
Shoud be fine as long as you don't tell anyone or spill your processed wheat sticks.

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>>30650559
>processed
what is this devilry of which you speak of?

>>30649949
Same thing.

Guys did you hear we are getting our own board :D

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>this thread

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>nobody in Scandinavia makes bigpone content
>the runic stones around my village have just vanilla and hoof fag inscriptions
>me and the boys hear they have some over in an island far off to the west
>get in a longboat and start rowing
>finally make it to the island and find the locals, they point us inland
>they've locked all their bigpone pics behind stone walls and won't let us in
>join us in Christ to access this content
FUCKING NORMANFAGS!

>>30651867
>Be monk
>Shit's chaste yo. Verily.
>Just finished illumination of pony, spent 3 years on it
>This is going into the book of Matthew for sure
>Townsfolk enter the Abbey and seal the gates
>It's Vikings again
>Tell them they can only read our codices if they become decent Christians first
>Abbey is burnt down and they destroy everything arguing over best pony
>Fucking Danes

(PS, Normans was 1066)

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Twilight for to Canterlot
Mid unimete ferde;
Celestia that iherde
And her togeines heolde
Mid unimete folke.
Ther weore monie væie!
Uppen there Tambre
Heo tuhten to-gadere;
The stude hatte Ponyville, --
Ever-mare ilast that ilke weorde!

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The king executed another glimmer heathen. I'm scared /mlp/. How do I hide my heresy from him?

1000 AD? We Chrono Trigger now?

>1000 ad
>be a Islamic scholar in the powerful city of Baghdad, translating Aristotle into Arabic
>In your spare time you write about Griffons and Griffon pussy
>"these glorious catbutts have a empire that will surely last the test of time!"

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ooga booga best pone