Princess Applejack

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Here is full archive of the stories in condensed, easy-to-read form with all chatter in-between removed.
Check out the pastebin here:
http://pastebin.com/u/PrincessApplejack

Curious what happened last time?
Check out the previous thread here:>>30589167

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Check out the 'Princess Applejack: Re-Cut Edition' here: https://docs.google.com/document/d/15cv3kqExr_vOM0JkUh4dqnvVKxJ5Z-P1KHwE8Z7aG0k/edit?usp=sharing

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Check out our collection of NSFW stories here:
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And above all else, enjoy your stay at /paj/!

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1st for Sexy Hooves~!

>>30647844
Holy shit he did it!

>>30647844
Slow clap. Slow clap.

>>30647844
I never thought I'd see it again...

>>30647844
Ffuuuu

Good show.

>>30647844
Dear God...

OOCO
>AJ
"Celestia"
~~~

>Tia? Gotta question.

"Do you have a family too? Which do you love more, Applejack? Which do you love more?"

>Threaten one of 'em and see what happens.

"Rescinded! RESCINDED!"

>Good girl. Now mah' question is, what's Cadence's last name?

"I beg your pardon?"

>Yer' niece. Her last name. Put 'em together.

"Why would you need to know that?"

>Science.

"Lies! I've researched the science of last names personally, and you've never published a peer reviewed article!"

>What.

"I have free time. Well, had free time."

>And that's how ya' spent it?

"I never claimed a life well lived."

>Just tell me her last name.

"Whyyyyy?"

>Look, Ah' just want to know if she changed it like everyone else did. Apparently, Cup Cake was Sassafraass Swirl or however you say that fancy word, and Ah' remembered Spoiled Rich used to be Spoiled Milk.

"Okay see, I feel like instead, you should be finding whoever named her that, and arresting them for abuse."

>What's her name!?

"Mi Amore!"

>Spelled?

"What do you mean? A m o-ohhhhhhh."

>Just checking.

"So either she turned it into Armor, orrrrrr-"

>Or he's been Shining Mi Amore this whole time.

"I must know."

>After you!

BACKFLIP!

>>30647949
Considering her name, that actually might fit?

>>30647949
>Shining Me Armor
I almost died laughing.

>>30647949
Her last name is actually Cadenza, and her first name is Mii. Her parents are Nintendo fans.

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Pinkie previews!

>Applejack can buck a tree, but can she buck a trend?
>Twilight finds the meaning in unlearning things!
>Shining Armor is a little scuffed!
>Fluttershy sees the wild side of herself!
> Hoofights are not allowed, unless you wear the hat!
>Pinkie discover it's not illegal, but it should be!
>Celestia may be the tallest, but she doesn't know what high means!
>Cadence knows what it's like when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's amore!
>The CMC are inappropriate in this situation!
> love-dance fanservice!

>>30647949
Mi Amore isn't her name, it's what he calls her.

>>30648130
Glad someone stepped in, that thing is sinking FAST

>>30648143
No kidding, it's at 9 already!

We aren't even being raided!

>>30648137
... that would honestly be brilliant. No joke.

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>>30648059
>Shining Me Armor

YARR

>>30648130
That nap definitely did not last 30mins. Thanks a lot for covering.

>>30648313
>That nap definitely did not last 30mins.

Most days it wouldn't matter, but when I posted it was already 8! In just 30 minutes!

DAMN!

>>30648220
NC
>SA
"Cadence"
~~

>Ya'rrrrr! I be Shining Me Armor!

"What are you doing?"

>AVAST! A fair maiden on the port side!

"We're not doing this."

>Best be to getting her, so I can plunder the booty!

"Not happening!"

She leaves.

>...yarrr, wasn't much to plunder anyway.

"I HEARD THAT!"

>Shit.

"COUCH!"

>>30648358
OHHHHHH

>>30647844
Mother of godz

>Rarity
"Dash"
~~~~

>...we should go in there!

"WHAT!? I mean, what? Clearly, I'm all for it, being the unstoppable badass that I am, but this is very out of character for you! What happened, Rarity? Are you a changeling? That's not racist if it's a thing."

>I'm serious! I'm sure I felt the castle move!

"Hey, if the castle is a rockin', we can't come a knockin', it's a rule."

>We need to be there for our friends!

"That's what a changeling would say!"

>What?

"Quick, say we shouldn't go in there, like the Rarity I know!"

>We shouldn't go in there?

"Well if you insist."

>...

"..."

>...

"...don't make me confront my inability."

>...we shouldn't go in there.

"Pansy!"

>>30648603
>That last line

HAH!

>>30648358
Glorious.

>>30647949
NC
>SA
"Cadence"
~~~

>Honey? Did we take my last name, or yours?

"Regardless, you're Shining Mi Amore."

>...

"Waiiiiit for it."

>...

"Waaaiiiiiiiiit for it."

>...

"WWWWWAAIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTT FOR IIIIIIIITTTT!"

>...so it was your name?

"LEARN THE LANGUAGE OF LOVE DAMN YOU!"

>>30647809
THAT
PIC

>>30649129
10-1 nobody in the catalog can spot it's not AJ.

>>30649329
One of my prouder ones, still ended up forgetting the holes though, I didn't realize till after I scanned it and had it posted.

>>30649367
Even without holes, it's still spot on.

The jovial movement and expression really sell her personality.

>>30647844
TEN SECONDS
E
N
S

>>30649329
Not colored that's not exactly a challenge

Night thread!

>>30650167
What did you say about my shir?

>>30650611
I said it was too uncool for school

>>30649367
>Nulling Two looks exactly like regular two

Only change id be okay with.

>>30647844
>that face
It's like he's actually saying it.

>>30649492
Sexy hooves wait for no man

>>30652110
More like he's saying it while doing something that is not appropriate for a Christian image board.

>Guard
“Guard 2”
~~~~

>AHHHHH!

“AHHHHHHHHHH!”

>LIGHT!

“FUCKING LIGHT!”

>WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS!?

“WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!?”

>IS THIS REAL LIFE!?

“IS IT JUST FANTASY!?”

>NO ESCAPE FROM REALITY!

“You missed a line.”

>WHAT!?

“…”

>SCREAM!

“AHHHHHHH!”

NC
>13
“42”
~~~

>…so how the fuck did you find me?

“I was actually following a manticore attack, we heard roars and lots of five year old fillies screaming in pain and sobbing to themselves, likely soiling themselves with it.”

>…

“By the by, did you see a manticore? I should probably focus on that.”

>…I didn’t wet myself…

“How is this best case scenario?”

>>30652805
... wait...

Have these been different ones the whole time!?

>>30653092
Mind blown

OOCO
>SA
“AJ”
‘Celestia’
~~

>…we look weird when we’re wet.

‘You can say it, we’re sexy.’

“We won’t tell the missus.”

‘So long as you pay… the toll.’

“We’ll think of something.”

‘Something small.’

“Probably.”

‘We might need you to brush our fur.’

“But don’t touch.”

‘We’ll figure out the logistics in a second.’

“Maybe not.”

‘We don’t care.’

“It’s just the first thing we’re gonna do anyway.”

‘We probably own you now.”

>…Yeahhh, I actually meant we all look like drowned rats.

“…”

‘…’

>I think the water is low pressure.

“…well, that there took a shot to mah’ self image.”

‘I’m fat, aren’t I?’

>Shared shower was a mistake.

“We had to save on water! We’re runnin’ low-ohhhhh.”

‘Don’t mention this and all is forgiven.’

>…

FLASH!

>And what’ll you give me if I do stay quiet?

“…shit.”

‘This went south fast.’

>>30647809
OOCO
>Two
“SA”
~~~

>Got mah maaalleeey, got mah maallllleey, Ah’ got mah’ malleys and Ah’m gonna nibble mah’ dallies cause Ah’ love mah’ malleys it’s trueeee!

“…Is that brand Blue?”

>Got mah’ malllleeys!

“But they’re white… or are they?”

>Maalllllleys!

“This is confusing me, is that the brand? The flavor? WHAT’S BLUE ABOUT YOU!?”

>It’s cause Ah’m Two.

“...did you seriously set that up for an inside joke?”

~I GET IT!~

“I know you do, honey.”

>Ah’ just eat ‘em cause they’re malleys.

“…where did you get that bag.”

>MALLLLEYS!

“TWO!”

>>30653297
Duuuuuh, it's Two Brand. Passed all light green inspections. Certified fresh to contain zero horse urine.

>>30653606
But then what gives it the rich golden flavor?

OOCO
>SA
“Twilight”
~~~

>Do you ever think it’s weird we experiment together?

“Nah, it’s perfectly natural! I mean, we trust each other more than anyone, who better?”

>I admit, Cadence doesn’t seem like she’d be into most of this, but still. I feel bad leaving her out.

“I told you if you want to bring her, we can!’

>I’m worried she’ll freak out and tell us to stop.

“I can see why she’d be bothered, but I feel like you’re overreacting.”

>Maybe a little, but hopefully not so much.

“Not so much!”

>So what do you want to try next?

“Something… fun.”

>Oh ho! You wild mare! I love it

“You thinking what I’m thinking?”

>Your legs are going to feel like jello when we’re done.

“Don’t make promises you can’t keep.”

>Twli?... I don’t.

“DO IT.”

POP!

>”WHEEE!”

BOING!

“TENSILE STREGNTH IS HIGH!”

>RECOIL PRESSURE IS EXCEEDING ORIGINAL RATINGS!

“HEIGHT IS ABOVE EXPECTATIONS!”

>AND MOST IMPORTANT!

BOING BOING BOING!

“SO! FUN!”

>INFUSION OF FLUID SHEER MAGIC INTO THE BUBBLE, A SUCCESS!

“SCIENCE IS AMAZING!”

>I DON’T EVEN CARE IF WE GET A BOOBOO AGAIN!

“SHINY THAT WAS A CONCUSSION!”

>NO! REGRETS!

>”WHEEEEEEE!”

>Pony 1
"Pony 2"
~~~~

>Inspiration can be found in anything. Purpose can be found in anything. That's what I've learned in the... what... 30+ years I've been alive? That all it takes to light the torch of inspiration is something as simple as the chirping of a songbird. And trust me when I say I'm very familiar with how easy it is for a song to create inspiration.

"O-oh! Yes, I know. You guys were- are!- practically legends where I come from. I'm, uh, actually a big fan, sir."

>Haha. Glad to hear that. So you get where I'm coming from, right?

"Ye... yes. It's just that..."

>Go ahead. Speak your mind.

"I just have a hard time... 'feeling' it, you know? And when a feeling comes to me, I can't really put it to paper."

>Mmm. Well, let's go at this one by one. You see, one of the things I like to do is draw Cutie Marks that 'speak' to me. And then I give them... names. Make up little stories for them, you know. Sometimes guessing their owner's personality and whatnot.

The earth pony motions towards a wall, several drawings hanging from it in rows.

>That one belongs to Twilight Sparkle. I call it the 'Quintessence of Magic in 6 points'. This one belongs to one of my old recruits. I call it the 'Glanced Crown of a Winter Serpent'.

"Sounds sinister..."

>Heh...

"I mean-"

>No, no. Snakes don't have very nice reputations, do they? Sneaky little things; quiet until the moment they're close enough to take a bite out of you... I get ya. But just because they have a nasty bite doesn't mean they have a heart to match.

"...You're right. I'm sorry..."

He smiles at the drawing for a moment before turning his full attention back to the pony.

>But even a negative reaction can be good inspiration. Now let's take your Cutie Mark for instance...? It... It's a leaf. It's a Faust-damned leaf!

"Why does everypony do that?!"
1/2

>>30653758
>Ah, sorry. I don't know what came over me!

"Hrm..."

>But there's beauty in that simplicity. Think about yourself. Think about, let's say, the color of your Cutie Mark and what that could mean.

"It... means that it's the best color to complement my coat? Heh?"

>You say it like that, but that's actually a good start! Start thinking about things like that. The Whys, you know? Just might give you an idea you could use.

"Yeah, but..."

>...Once you get it, what then? Well, unfortunately, the answer is that you sometimes have to force yourself to put it to paper. Even if it turns out screwy. That's how you'll learn. There's not really a 'secret' to any of this to be honest.

"Oh..."

>Hey, chin up. That's how life is sometimes. Sometimes you gotta work without inspiration. Yeah, it's tough, it's boring, but it's not impossible. So, don't beat yourself up over this. It's something everybody goes through.

"Ok... And, to be honest, I've kinda been thinking about the whole... Hoofington incident..."

>Good, good! You have to be careful what you do with it, but it's an opportunity for you. Something you can use!

"Really?"

>Yep! Put the idea to paper. Take that chance. Maybe you'll strike gold with it. If not, go back to the drawing board. I know you can do it.

"Ok..."

The pony fidgets.

"Um... can you, uh, say the line for me?"

>...? Heh. Go ahead.

"Are... are you sure, Kin?"

The earth pony smiles.

>I sure am!

Beaming, the pony leaves the room soon after. Left alone with his thoughts, earth pony looks towards the wall of Cutie Marks, eyes lingering on one labeled as "Starry Kite twined with Magic" before settling back on the one next to Twilight's.

>...? Hmm, that reminds me. I wonder if the paperwork went through before I retired... Eh. I guess it's too late to worry about it.

>>30653766
I AM COMPLETELY IN THE DARK

I AM AFRAID

I SMELL STAKES AND SHENANIGANS

>>30653766
Dunno what that was, but I'm always a fan of seeing regular folks talk.

Feel like Spearhead would love these guys!

>>30653758
>It's a Faust-damned leaf!

Fuck it, it's such an old ass meme, why did I still laugh!?

>>30653766
"Starry Kite twined with Magic"
I am seriously debating with myself how ready we are for this. On one hand, Sunset's disappearance left a void to be filled. On the other, if Sunset lives, I never want the two of them to meet...

>>30653795
Feels like our beloved writers are setting something up something long term once again.

>>30653806
Spearhead?

>>30653814
What meme...? I AM A SUMMERFAG AND WHAT IS THIS

>>30653836
>Spearhead?

>What meme

I don't know which to scream at more.

>>30653689
NC
>Cadence
~~~

>…Don’t bounce when you’re pregnant, they said…

*whimpers*

>H-he’s sleeping on the couch…

>>30653680
It's love /pa/l... It's love.

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WE ARE BUT MARES ROCK! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!

I love you guys

>>30653984
FUCKING

WICKED

>>30653984
BEAUTIFUL

>>30653984
Yes.

All yes.

Yes goes in all fields

>>30653984
Holy shit that's amazing.

Chitty's scar looks like a Jem tattoo.

>>30653984
IT
MUST
HAPPEN

>>30653984
>>30654015
>The hair
>The eyemark

... fuck, can't unsee

>>30653984
I... I'm speechless... that picture is so energetic and alive, it's like they're jumping straight at you...

>>30653984
And we will always love your unique brand of insanity.

>>30653984
NC
>Sunset
"Chitania"
~~~

>You can play the guitar!?

"I can play anything."

>...

"...What?"

>Start the fire, we're going to burn.

>>30653984
You know, I never imagined the band on her chest was any color other than green.

>>30654027
I'm having a good day! No work, all the inspiring musics, coffee and more coffee and my mom dropped by for a visit earlier and cooked me one of my favorites for lunch. I couldn't be happier and raring to go, all is well in the lair of Schmoe~

>>30654050
Well, that's great to hear! Hopefully it'll continue!

>>30653984
>That scar

Ohhhhh, and YOU guys said it was NOTHING worth writing about?

I STILL REMEMBER THAT

>>30654062
In universe it's described as being mostly hidden beneath her fur, nobody else mentions it unless they really look for the spot and she only feels it when she rubs her chest.

But that's not FUCKING METAL ENOUGH SO SHES LITERALLY SCREAMING HER HEART OUT

>>30654078
>YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAA-

{BLURCH}

{SPLITPLT}

>...Fuck

{Crumple}

>>30653984
>Flash suddenly extends ten thousand lighters from his body
>Fizzle BECOMES A LIGHTER
>Sweet Note's headbanging gives reality a concussion
>Applejack realizes she was the badguy all along.

>>30654107
>>Applejack realizes she was the badguy all along.
"...WAIT"
?
"THAT MEANS AH' GET TO BE THE MOST INTERESTIN' AN' WELL WRITTEN CHARACTER OUTTA THEM ALL!"

"HAHAHAHA! HAVE FUN PLAYING GOOD COP, FUCKERS! AH'MMA GO BURN DOWN AN ORPHANAGE!"

>>30653984

NC
>Sunset
"Chitania"
[-] Blue Luminescence [-]

~~~~~~~~~~

[-] I AM COOOOOOMPLETE!!! [-]

>"FuuuuuuuUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!"

>>30654135
I take it you haven't seen the movie.

It does not go well for the devil there.

>>30654133
>"THAT MEANS AH' GET TO BE THE MOST INTERESTIN' AN' WELL WRITTEN CHARACTER OUTTA THEM ALL!"
>"HAHAHAHA! HAVE FUN PLAYING GOOD COP, FUCKERS! AH'MMA GO BURN DOWN AN ORPHANAGE!"

And that just made my week!

>>30654135
>There's only one way to stop her.

"You ready?"

>Nobody could be this ready.

>"ROCK!"

>>30654140
I have and from what you're saying... it sounds like you want BL to win and hug the universe into super cuddle death?

>>30653984
INTO THE WIKI IT GOES

>>30653984
If they don't get at least one rockout, this thread will forever be incomplete.

>>30654078
>In universe it's described as being mostly hidden beneath her fur
I'll never accept this.

>>30654332
Why? Variolus sealed up her chest in order to hide the wound so as not to set off any alarm bells, she was manipulating Sunset from the very start even before telling her how to shapeshift, why would she potentially ruin everything with a very obvious and gross looking giant ugly wound on the chest of her stooge?

She needed Sunset to look normal enough not to draw suspicion BEFORE making herself known, a chest scar that everyone could see would ruin that.

>>30654356
Unless the wound got worse with time because she no longer had a supernatural entity feeding her with Changling powers to heal...

OR, even MORE realistically, Variolus never knew any healing powers and just covered up the big ugly scar with disguise magic. Becaude that's what Changelings do.

So his >>30654332 point stands.

>>30654400
>Unless the wound got worse with time because she no longer had a supernatural entity feeding her with Changling powers to heal...

But that makes no sense, her body stopped deteriorating due to everyone finding out about it's not-so-great-not-actually-functioning state. They kept it from getting worse by actively working on it, and then after Chitania used that very scar area to open it up she fixed it up even MORE after removing scar tissue and healing it up, something she studied how to do extensively due to her own scarred chest issue in a way to get back her Titan Form.

>OR, even MORE realistically, Variolus never knew any healing powers

Changelings heal via love and magic though.

> and just covered up the big ugly scar with disguise magic.

If she could do that she would have hidden the fact Sunset was growing pale in her multiple near misses, but she was too drained to pull any of that off until they talked. Bigger issue than that and what completely breaks it, disguise magic can't close wounds, that's a major plotpoint and why Changelings aren't OP. So closing a hole in her chest would have been impossible, in that scenario her organs would have just fallen out as nothing was there to hold it in. OR, Varry just used the changeling magic infused stone to heal Sunset with Sunny's own internal love like every changeling does.

DEBUNKED.

>>30654400
>Unless the wound got worse with time because she no longer had a supernatural entity feeding her with Changling powers to heal...

Slight correction, the stone was what supplied the changeling power, not Varadare. She had changeling magic from the very start.

>Pinkie
"Fluttershy"
'Domshy'
~~~

>Sooooo, tell me...

"Tell you what?"

>You know, it's your own clone. Soooooo...

"So what?"

>Sooooooo?

'She's looking at me now, and I don't like that.'

>Sooooooooooo?

"No no, go back to her, she doesn't like it."

>Sooooooooooooooooooo?

'What does she want?'

"To see us freak out, I think?"

>Oh come on. YOUR OWN CLONE! NOW NEITHER OF YOU WILL...Ehhhhhh!?

"..."

'...'

>Okay you know what, I'm not even going to waste my time on you. You don't deserve it!

Stomps off.

SLAM!

'...'

"...did she just imply she did that with her clone-'

>AHA!

"How."

>>30654356
>>30654400
>>30654425
>>30654430

Personally I agree with >>30654332 Scars build character... that and they are neat and really add that nice little bit of spice to things! So even it it's been stated as such, I'll always draw them with their scars shown loud and proudly!

Because they scream at you that "I survived this! Come at me!"

>>30647843
>https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1PsMAwLcIdC3IYxezAV9Ko4neEguNvc3eQqQqiTCxdDs/edit#gid=2119378650

Okay. There's something that's been bugging me a lot lately. The simple fact that I can't tell where some characters are at a given point and what they are involved in. Would anyone mind if I used the google drive document and added a 'Currently at/doing' tab, so everyone wantign to write a non OOCO blurb can just look up what characters are available in which situations?

Dunno whoc reated the doc to begin with and who's Drive it is on, but I'd really to add that (and update all on my own if needed).

>>30654495
Sure, go for it! And if you're not sure who's where, I'm sure someone will find it so you can copy paste.

>>30654495
I can't imagine anyone having a problem with it.

OKAY. EVERYONE DOING A STORY, GIVE ME A LOCATION/LAST ACTIVITY FOR THE CHARCTERS YOU USED.

I will figure out the rest... with some search. Eventually.

>>30654578
>SA/AJ/Celestia/Luna/PD
Canterlot Castle, private room, talking.
>Pinkie/FS/Domshy
In Domshy's sex shop.
>Dash/Rarity
Canterlot Castle Hallway, cannot hear the others.
>Pommel/Daw/Lightning dust
Outside the castle, talking.
>Zephyrious/Actarius/JJ
Chatting in the cafeteria.
>Ghostbusters/32/Sombra
In the dream world of the crystal pony ghosts(what the fuck)
>Cadence/Spitfire/18
Currently in the Empire's castle, Cadence's room, under guard.
>2
Boucing around Canterlot
>Chrysalis
Hunting 13
>42/007/13
In the forest on the outskirts of Canterlot mountain, battling.
>Discord
In the blue
>Chitania
Flew off into parts unknown
>55
AAAAAPPPLLEEEOOOSA!
>The canterlot guards(Suckerpunch, Lucky Strikes, ETC...)
Canterlot.
>Quicksilver
Marriebian on vacation with Gambling.
>Spike/DT
Twilight's lab, recovering.
>Silver Spoon/56
In Canterlot Castle, Silver is freaking out.
>PJ/Daw/Blueblood/Arana
In the Gunclub meeting room.
>Awkwardling/Maud
Crystal Empire
>CMC
Underground in a crevice some distance from Ponyville with Grand Pear, Winona, and the Dread Knight
>Sunset/SN/Flash/Fizzle
DEAD.

I know you said for them, but I figured I'd save some time.

Archivers REPRESENT

>>30654634
>Archivers REPRESENT
WORD! Mad respect for everything you do. And for helping me not have an aneurysm...

>>30654634
Continued
>Delight/Siegfried
Murder's Nest in Griffonia.
>Hilda
On the throne of Griffonia.
>Gwen/Idris
FUCKIN'
>Random Changelings
In the Hive outside of the Empire.
>Filthy Rich/Spoiled Rich
Ponyville
>Cheerilee/77/Harry the Bear
Ponyville
>Buttercup and Bubbles
007's Predator Village.
>Rainbolts
Crystal Empire, occasionally see Maud and Awkardling
>007's scientist lady friend
Manehatten

I know I'm forgetting someone and will continue when I remember them.

>>30654680
>will continue when I remember them.
Bless your heart. Once this list is exhausted, I can work on mantaining it from day-to-day.

>>30654634
>7 minutes

Holy shit man

>>30654634
>Sunset/SN/Flash/Fizzle
>DEAD.

You seem to have used a period instead of a questionmark. Just thought you ought to know.

>>30654699
I would like to reiterate that /pa/ has some of, if not the best archivers on /mlp/.

Good work gentlemen! Keep up the stellar work, some of us would be utterly lost without you.

>>30654648
>Mad respect for everything you d

Archivers gotta stick together.

Also I completely missed this because you posted when I was writing, hah!

>41
"Suckerpunch"
~~

>So when do you get big robot armor?

"What? Never, I'm never getting that."

>Oh come on, it'd be awesome!

"Awesome it would be, but it's not happening."

>Why not?'

"Too low on the totem pole."

>But some random filly did!

"I'm like 90 percent sure she banged Spike for that."

>...seriously?

"Putting serious money on her getting Spiked."

>That... is an awesome euphemism. I like it! What would you call yours?

"Getting punched?"

>...

"Getting Suckered?"

>...

"...getting a better name?"

>Spearhead?

"Taken, and I'm pretty sure he's gay."

>You can't be sure of that!

"..."

>Right?

"...moving on."

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Alright. Done for today. Will continue tomorrow. Cleaned up the whole list, and will properly sort it even more.

Someone locate and find out what the following are doing, please:

Jetset
Honey Heart
Screwloose's Gang
Coco
Mane-iac
Morlocks and Head of Metal
"Antlers" Seriously, what the hell... is that guy actually Fawntaine or not?
The Wonderbolts
10/Reporterling and BBB
And the names/fates of that poor, mutated scientist wife and husband pair

Thanks a bunch, and enjoy the rest of your night!

>>30655011
>Jetset
Last seen in Canterlot, gave Arana ice cream to thank her.

>Honey Heart
Studying to be a nurse in Canterlot.

>Zanta
Didn't ask for it, but he's working as a liason with the Diamond Dogs, not currently in Canterlot

>Screwloose's gang
Currently in a lab inside of Canterlot, fighting a creation gone mad created by Gaffers magic, said creation ate Gaffer and 8-bit.

>Coco
Working as a drill sargent part time in Canterlot, while also working with Rarity's shop.

>Mane-Iac/Poindexter
Both of them set out to find where Mane-Iac came from, stumbling upon the building where the Power Ponies comic is made and printed. Suddenly after that, they vanished. More worrying, nobody has mentioned them, and when Shining tried to think of someone to bring in for OnO to cheer Spike up, he got a nosebleed before suddenly settling on Twilight.

>Morlocks and Head of Metal
Currently in the Morlock village, except for Vekir, who is still traveling with Handydog.

>Antlers
In Trottingham, last seen, which is Fawntaine's current headquarters.

>Wonderbolts
Stationed above Canterlot, still on high alert as Lightning Dust did not tell them to stand down yet

>10/BBB
In Canterlot, waiting for their interview the were promised with the A-team.

>Germani & Selena(the scientists.)
Escaped in the wake of the Cordy Hoards, have NOT been confirmed alive or dead, though Pennydrop is confirmed aware of their betrayal and escape.

>>30655052
>Both of them set out to find where Mane-Iac came from, stumbling upon the building where the Power Ponies comic is made and printed. Suddenly after that, they vanished. More worrying, nobody has mentioned them, and when Shining tried to think of someone to bring in for OnO to cheer Spike up, he got a nosebleed before suddenly settling on Twilight.

....iiinteresting....

>>30655052
Okay I was going to mock you for 8 minutes instead of 7 but then I realized you FUCKING FOUND THE NAMES OF THOSE SCIENTISTS

AND WROTE ALL THAT OTHER SHIT

HOW

THE

FUCK

>>30655439
Best Archivers are best.

>Chrysalis
~~~~

Something had changed.

The ease she'd felt when the guard had lost their subtle edge was not long. Though she no longer feared discovery in the hallowed white city, something felt wrong.

>Someone is using their magic...

Something had called to her, through the magic known only to the Queen's of changelings. It was powerful, a magic of the will she could taste as easily as she could feel. Though the air it laced until it landed lightly on her tongue, a flavor that held no description any pony could have comprehended.

Someone was being reckless.

>But which one...

Her solider, her servant, her infiltrator, the options were there. Each of them held the capability to be so much more than they were, she knew this. Each had at one point shown powers beyond their peers, beyond what any queen of old would have allowed before snuffing it out.

Though she would never toss away an asset so useful herself, she could understand the reasoning behind such an act.

>One of my changelings is acting outside of what I have allowed... or perhaps, all of them are.

There were no guards of caution to slow her down now.

>I can't have that.

With her own tepid caution thrown to the wind, she descended into Canterlot's depths, for a search that would end only one way.

>I'll have to punish them accordingly.

With her subject bowed at her hooves.

>Now, I'm upset.

>>30655706
>AJ
~~~~

>... can't leave her alone fer ten dang minutes.

>>30655742
She's not even doing anything!

She's just standing there... menacingly!

The Archivers of this series, I’m starting to see, are not to be fucked with, damn.

>>30655180
See, I did not know that. Totally slipped by me, and that’s a shame because that sounds interesting as hell.

>>30656029
>The Archivers of this series, I’m starting to see, are not to be fucked with, damn.

They will end you.

And remember the exact spot they buried you.

>>30655439
>Okay I was going to mock you for 8 minutes instead of 7

Actually this>>30655011

is 19:06:06
and this
>>30655052
Is 19:14:05

So, 7 minutes, 59 seconds.

STILL SEVEN BABY

>>30656029
Whelp, I know what I want to see in our calm arc...

Nught, yall!

>>30655787
I get that reference!

>>30653984
Just. Wow.

NC
>FS
~~~

>AND WELCOME WHATEVER TO FANSTASICALLY WHO DOING THINGS FEATURING AN IDIOT! IT’S DURING THIS TIME THAT FUCK FUCK FUCK MISSILES CHASING DOWN MISSILES FUCK FUCK PLEASE EXCUSE MY LANGUAGE IF THAT’S OKAY WITH YOU FUUUUUUUUUUUUU

SHOOOM

>STAY KIND

Morning fellas!

>>30658242
Right? Beautiful

>>30658242
>>30658726

It's great seeing him get better and better when he does something big like this

>>30656059
They'll archive... YOUR OBITUARY

They'll file away... YOUR BODY

They'll remember... EVERY SCREAM

COMING THIS SUMMER, The Archivers!

Don't forget it!

>>30658315
>Blows up her own couch.

Deserves it.

>Cantie
“Cantie 2”
~~

>…

“So then did you also just feel like a giant bug monster skulked by?

>I always feel that.

OOCO
>SA
“AJ”
‘Celestia’
~~~~

>Okay I feel like this should look more sexy than it does on Celestia.

“Wait what.”

‘WHAT!?’

>I mean, it’s bubbles! This should be sexy!

“Ah’m noticin’ somethin’ missin’ here.”

‘How could you!?’

>But no! This is exactly not as sexy as it should be!

“How exactly we talkin’ here.”

‘Betrayed. BETRAYED!’

>I just don’t know what-oh! I get it! The bubbles!

“…”

‘Wait! Let him speak…’

>The bubbles are white, so it just looks like very odd growths on you. Whitey problems strike again!

“…”

‘OF COURSE! Curse you, whitey fur!’

“…so are ya’ sayin’-“

>You look good with white on you!

“…”

‘…’

>…what?

“Shared baths were a mistake.”

>>30659549
NC
>Cadence
“18”
~~~

>…

“…”

>…so they’re spending a lot of time together.

“Should we be worried?”

>I’m not going to lie, if I can bang Celestia, that’s one name off my bucket list.

“…Mine’s Applejack.”

>Really?

“HER PAPERWORK SKILLS!”

>Word.

OOCO
>Spike
“SA”
~~~

SLAM!

>MY DOOR! HOW!? SO MANY LOCKS!

“Locks are no match for bro.”

>Why do you keep coming in here!?

“Bro power, it compels me.”

>Nothing compels you but my HATE.

“Your hate cannot dissuade me, I’m here for hugs!”

>I’M NOT HUGGING YOU!

“Fine, bro hoof-to-claw.”

>…

“I’m racially sensitive.”

>GET OUT!

“But why?”

>BECAUSE IT’S THREE IN THE MORNING!

“I know, plenty of time until sunrise! I should know, I programmed Celestia’s alarm clock.”

>WHY!?

“She looked like she needed some more sleep after I tucked her in.”

>…

“That and Applejack most CERTAINLY needs-“

>GOOOOOOOOOO!

“Oh come on! We can party till the dawn!”

>I WILL MAKE YOU THE SUN!

“…I don’t suppose that means you’re going to make me an alicorn-“

FWOOSH!

“Crushing my dreams, bro.”

>>30659860
I wish we had done more bro stuff earlier, this is gold.

>Rarity
"Dash"
~~~

>...

"What?"

>...

"What!?"

>...Dash? Do not stop looking at me.

"Worst time to be vain, I'm being honest here."

>I'm serious, keep looking straight ahead no matter what.

"Is this supposed to make me appreciate your face? Because... huh, you do have nice curls. That's all I'm giving you! I'm only appreciating the curls because they remind me of banking turns, which are awesome. Dear FAUST I want to do some banking turns right now, I'm all turned up like whoa."

>Thaaat's it, just keep rambling.

"I mean that curl right there? I want to do that. I want to do that in the sky so hard I'm going to break it. You think I can't break the sky? I broke the rainbow barrier, fool! That didn't even exist before me!"

>Keeeep looking ahead. But maybe not so loud.

"I'm RAINBOW DASH and I'm the best!"

>Please not so loud!

"I am the one who flaps in the sky!"

>DASH!

"I AM THE RAINBOOM MAKER!"

~WILL YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP!~

"YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP LIGHTNING DU-... oh.'

>...

"Why didn't you warn me!?"

>All of my attempts to help end up like this and it hurts.

>>30660164
>Rara tries to bring love
>She only brings pain

>>30660342
She needs a win. I don't even care how.

>>30660408
NC
>???
"Rarity"
~~~~

POP!

>Hey.

"HOLY FUCKING SHIT IT'S CHITANIA!"

>Here.

POK!

"OW!"

>Enjoy.

FWOOSH!

"...the "You still have all your friends and they like you" award?"

...

"...I'll take it."

>Pennydrop
"AJ"
'AUJ'
~Celestia~
=Luna=
(SA)
{Twilight}
~~~

>I'm listening.

With two worlds, the guillotine that had swung so low unseen above their necks had lifted.

It had not gone away.

The tone was still too flippant, not at all cautious or worrisome. Metal eyes gave little more emotion themselves, and it seemed just as unlikely it would spring to the internal voice that it would to the metallic and unmoving face. No matter her words, there was very little hope in any that she truly did listen, or that she would hear.

"Well good! Cause iffin' ya' don't, then this here is gonna go south faster than geese in the middle of frost. See this right here? This thing? Yeah, that there is real useful fer' punchin' her, but Ah' dunno iffin' ya' noticed, but ya' can't fit everyone in there with ya'."

Not that the pony seemed to care at all herself.

For a situation so tense and so ready to fall apart at the slightest moment, the orange princess barely seemed to even notice the reflection of her own face in the smooth hide, let alone the way it tellingly began to hum with unseen power.

>I'm well aware of what she's capable of, I'm asking how you plan to stop her.

"Well, the sane thing ta' do would be you comin' with me and acceptin' justice for what ya' did to that city-"

Let it never be said the businessmare was incapable of laughing with honest gusto.

"But yeah. Figured that was what was gonna come out. So instead-"

>WHAT I DID!?

Every single body was tense and every single horn was ablaze with power when the machine face drew worryingly close to the one of the princess, so close it's metal jaws could have easily opened up and snapped shut down on the pony's skull before a single act out of the way could be made.

Now, and only then, did the pony go tellingly, worryingly quiet.

She never said a sound when the metal mouth opened, and loud, screeching, barking laughter roared in her face.

1/5

>>30660897

>You're trying to pin this on me!? You think I'll let you all make a stooge out of me!? I'm PENNYDROP you halfbrained inbred royal!

"That there insult don't really work when there ain't been a royal heir of any kind in like a thousand years."

Undeterred, she laughed on.

>I'm not the fallmare for this one, you'd be better off sticking it to one of those insects you had running around out there! Or, I don't know, blame the monster who actually did all of this in the first place!

"Chitania didn't-'

>I'm not talking about Chitania!

Again, she went quiet.

Finally, the stoic face was starting to slip.

>I know, you'd have to blame one of your precious unicorns, one of your oh so important students in this never ending circle jerk of narcissism and favoritism, but it'd at least make you look a little better than the idiot trying to pin a fallen city on the only one who kept the whole country from falling apart!

~HAH!~

The princesses bark sent chills down the spines of those who knew her.

When they'd heard it, images of a certain other mare in their lives had come forward. More specifically, images of her as she was when something had caught her ire, and would soon find themselves on the end of her fire.

They dared not stop the tall white mare when she advanced. Nothing could stand in her way.

Nothing would stand in her way, nothing could stop her.

~You're the one who destroyed the entire city! You're the reason that so many lives are now possibly lost! This is your fault!~

>I'm not the one who fed an entire city to that thing!

Noting but simple words.

>Ohhhh, don't you give me that buffalo shit! You really think I didn't look for anyone above ground when I got the order to fire on that thing? You think I didn't check? That I didn't make damn sure they were they only ones up there? I did! Turns out, she'd evacuated everyone under the city! I watched it happen! And low and behold, what was down there?

Words spoken honestly, if bitterly.

2/5

>>30660906

>I'm a lot of things you worthless vestigial remains of an archaic ruling system, but one thing I'm not is a murderer who would wipe out an entire town! That was that monster you so comically thinks deserves 'justice'! That... is your student.

Directed right at the still, orange pony, with a frown on her face.

>Congratulations, you taught her well.

The one who said nothing, even when the silence afterwards was left open just for her.

The one who said nothing, and was swiftly forgotten even by the machine who saw only the stone cold faces in the room.

>Face it, when your dragon, yes, your dragon called in the attack, I answered! Because unlike you, I'm actually capable of protecting this world! I didn't need you and your fancy oh so important superpowers, I had my own pony, my own machine, and my own way to do it myself without your help! And that just eats you alive, doesn't it? It just tears you up inside that at the worst moment, this country didn't need you to save them from the monsters feeding ponies to their creations and trying to open a portal for who knows what. We didn't need you, any of you...

None of them could say a word to her.

That was just fine to that mare, she had enough for all of them.

>You're all obsolete.

Enough to leave them speechless, and enough to drink in until she felt her head grow light with the taste of power.

They could do nothing but stare, and she had won.

"Ya' done?"

Or so she thought.

"Got anymore speeches?"

>Wha... what?

When the metal eyes turned back to the orange mare, the look of utter defeat was gone, the look of broken hope was dashed away.

The longer she searched, the more she began to wonder if it had been there at all.

"Ah' said, ya' got anymore speeches? Ya'll can get 'em out of the way now iffin' ya' want, Ah'll listen."

>...don't you mock me.

3/5

>>30660917

The power was rising again. Energy, pure and raw, surging through her artificial muscles, building in the core of unstable power in her chest, ready, willing, able.

"Ya'll can yell all ya' want but please don't break nothin'. Ah'm bein' serious, Ah'm not gonna fight you and Ah'm not gonna stop you from sayin' yer' piece, ya' said you'd let me say mine, Ah' s'pose it's only fair. Go on."

The invitation was there.

Yet, like so many in her fast paced seemingly endless life of work, it was left untaken.

"Ah'm not trappin' ya' or nothin', this here is actually givin' me some decent understandin', go on.

All she had to share was a confused look to all the others in the room, who remained just as baffled as the CEO herself.

All, save one.

'Can you call her an idiot again? Ah' feel vindicated when you do.'

One who's words spread like a virus through the room, and infected them all.

(Also, I feel personally attacked on the unicorn thing. As the only not immortal not superpowered royal in this room, this feels like punching down. Which you, an earth pony, can do only to the non-flyer in the room. Food for thought.)

{Also, his names Spike. Please don't call him 'my dragon', his names Spike. SPIKE. He has a name and he's not my dragon, he's the world's dragon. I will find a way to make it so you only hear the endless buzzing of tinnitus if you keep insulting him.}

=Also, thou did not bring us up. That's not a complaint, tis actually rather nice. As the go to of pointing out mistakes most days, we appreciate being forgotten for once. Kindly keep doing that!=

~I actually want you to stay quiet. Don't ask me for input, you're officially one of the worst things I've ever met. I would literally rather talk with Chitania than you right now, that is not exaggeration or hyperbole, if I could talk to her for the rest of time instead of you another moment, I'd gladly clear my schedule.~

"Ya'll can talk over them iffin' ya' want. Go on, keep going."

4/5

>>30660928

With the assaults coming from all sides, with her head throbbing in a mixture of confusion, rage, bafflement and just a hint of pride, it was too much. No blow could hit that hard, no strike could do this much damage.

Nothing else in this world could have done the impossible, and made her sit down.

>Very well, say your piece... as long as I get to laugh at you some more.

What should have come was bitterness, anger, resentment, anything in the world to give her the excuse needed to leave this place.

All she got was a smile.

"Feel free, iffin' yer' laughin', yer' listenin'."

Without a single move, the walls had closed in on her, and she could no longer leave without seeming the weak one.

A mare of business, the world of false smiles, clever tricks and more clever ideas knew when she'd been played.

And she, would admit it.

>Alright, proceed.

She'd been played.

"Thank ye' kindly. Now, as Ah' was sayin'..."

If nothing else, she was curious about this new princess who had once been an earth pony, like herself.

And just what it was she was really capable of.

>>30660935
BASED
APPLE

>>30660935
>Crisis averted
Damn, AJ is on fire here.

>>30660935
FUCKING APPLEJACK STOPPIN' THAT SHIT AND BEIN' A MARE!

...though Penny is actually right about that rant, I don't know what that means.

>>30660928
>Shiny's line

That was weirdly brutal.

>>30660935
>Pennydrop goes in expecting a KIIISAMMAAAAAA yakuza confrontation
>Get's told to stop being so overdramatic and do stuff already

I feel like half of the intention of this story is to take our younger selves and kick them repeatedly in the head.

>>30660935
She's growing /pa/ls.

Nothing but common sense.

>>30660928
>=Also, thou did not bring us up. That's not a complaint, tis actually rather nice. As the go to of pointing out mistakes most days, we appreciate being forgotten for once. Kindly keep doing that!=

Luna is too damn cute here.

>>30660935
FUCKING
BURNED

>>30661043
The joys of growth. Older and wiser.

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Post.

>>30661320
HOLY FUCK WHAT

>>30661320
"ow Ow Ow Ow OW Twilight Ow OW Ow Twilight Ow Ow Put it Ow Out Ow Ow Ow"

>>30661320
>So, it turns out, fireproof has limits..

>>30661320
... okay maaatyyybe not all pics have to happen.

>>30661320
Shiiiiiii

Is cool

>>30661320
>The little A-team emblme

Nailed it.

>>30661320
I remember that pic!

>>30661320
INTO THE WIKI IT GOES!

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>>30661388
Yep, I figured I color it in finally, I'm going to be doing the Sunset one next.

>>30661418
Nice!

>>30661418
>I color it in finally
The flame effects fo a nice contrast on the dark background, and you somehow managed to make it look like flickering flames. You really are improving in great bounds... I can wait for you to completely master shading and blurring colors together!


>I'm going to be doing the Sunset one next.
YESSSSSSSS... wait, is this a prelude to something?

>>30661357
>not all pics have to happen.
We... uh... we are commited to it now. So. Yeah... look forward to HAPPENING at aome point in the future!

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>>30661441
Thanks! I'm trying my best, I've looked at tutorials, both vid and non-vid and I'm... having issues following them, so I'm pretty much just experimenting till I get it right.

The funny thing about this whole concept is he even has a vehicle to be a Legitimate Rider, I didn't even plan that to happen, I just wanted to give him a motorized big wheel at the time cause Adventure Spike was my 'Flavor of the Month'.

>>30661320
Okay, that looks pretty damn badass awesome.

>>30661490
Just keep trying, it'll click eventually.

>>30661320
OOCO
>Twilight
"Spike"
~~~~

>AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

"Yeah, don't ever ask Discord to design you a 'wicked hot' costume for Nightmare Night for you.'

>AHHHHHHHHHHH!

>>30661320
....See folks?

This is why your doctor says not to pick at scabs.

Shit happens.

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>>30661850
Okay this comment got me good.

>>30661320
>PENANCE STARE!

"Ha! Jokes on you! I'm Shining Armor, I'm more pure than a shonen antagonist and with less of a sex drive!'

>GUILTY!

"Of what!?"

>ANNOYING THE FUCK OUT OF ME IN OOCO.

"...I deserve this."

>BURN!

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>Pinkie
"Cadence"
'DT'
[Rainbow Dash]
~~~~
[Hello everypony and welcome to my show the Dream Life of Pie. It's here that we blend in with the natives and get an inside look on what actually happens behind the scenes.]

>Places everypony!

Tank, Rainbow Dash's flying tortoise, hovers out of the way as they run by.
"Firefly, why do you have a flying turtle following you around?"

[He's a tort- um I mean, he's my wing pony. He's alway by my side.]
Whirring sounds of a camera can be heard and Tank smiles nervously.

'Leave your turtle backstage. We're going to do our intro.'

"I say bring him in. It might boost our ratings."

'Great, we're including pets into the club. We're really lowering the bar here.'

>Aaand Action! Welcome to Not Late Night /pa/ with your hosts the Pink Pony Club! It's during this time that content does matter, but we're taking it to the next level!

[I'm the cool one.]

"I'm the pretty one <3"

'I'm the grumpy one.'

>And I'm the crazy one!

>"'[Now for our main-]'"

>WAIT!
Pinkie's tail suddenly twitches hard.
>EVERYPONY GET DOWN!

*BOOOOOOOM*
An alarm goes off. Sections of the house collapses and everything is on fire.
[What's going on?!]

"We're being attacked!"

>Quick! To the Pink bunker!

'Let's go newbie.'

DT grabs Rainbow Dash and everyone goes down a slide.
>Weeeee!

"Woooohoooo!"

[Whoooooa!]

DT simply looks annoyed as she slides down.
'...'
Tank follows right behind. They eventually all land on whoopee cushions.
*PTHBBBBT*

>Hahaha gets me every time.
A monitor turns on showing the giant Airship that's raining missiles.

"It's huge!"

'That's what she said.'

[*snickers* so does this happen a lot?]

>Sort of. Guess what, Firefly, you're gonna be battle tested! Get inside Mr.Tank!

RD and Tank look at each other. Tank blushes.
[...Um.]

DT turns on the lights of a hanger revealing a tank.
'Get in, dumb ass. I can't reach the pedals, so you're driving.'

[...Sweet!]

>>30662106
>it ain't me starts playing

>>30662106
So, it's the Pink Pony Club VS an out of control airship.

20 on Flutters.

Night thread, turnin in early tonight! Keep watch over our lovelies.

NC
>Pennydrop
"AJ"
~~~

>What the fuck is up with you?

"Oh, Ah' dunno, it's just everyone wants ta' fuckin' monologue about their issues instead of STOPPING THE MOTHERFUCKING GIANT PISSED OFF UNSTOPPABLE MONSTER WHO KNOWS WHERE WE LIVE!"

>...well when you put it like that.

>>30661027
Not brutal, self hating.

Shiny knows his place in the world.

>>30662787
MEANWHILE!
>Chitania
~~~

>Can I get an order of cheese fries with that?... What do you mean, no?... Fuck you, I'll punch you..........yes I want ketchup. Thanks.

>>30662571
Oh no!

Night thread

>>30664583
Morning pal!

OOCO
>Shining
“Jetset”
~~~~

A younger version of Jetset paced back and forth in front of a much younger Shining Armor.

“This is such bullshit I would swear they had a gang of cattle somewhere around.”

>Well, if you ask me-

“-which I clearly did not-”

>-this seems pretty accurate.

“What? Are you shitting me right n—how in the holy fuck were you able to say that with a straight face? Look at this shit, really, just look at it!”

>You’ve got your test paper mashed up to my face, Jet. I can’t see anything but darkness.

“How in the hell did you get a ninety-eight, and a fucking smiley face no less, while all I got was an eighty-six? It makes no sense!”

>Well, let’s break it down, alright? Maybe we can find the snag somewhere, gain some insight.

“She’s going to gain my hoof up her ass, tell you that…”

>…Riiiight. Anyway, what did she say we had to do?

“Each of us took turns at being squad leader to guide the others to the end of a simulated obstacle course.”

>Right! Right, right, that was the mission, the trial, we, uh… that’s what we were told- she told us that, me and you, she told us… to guide them.

“Which we did! I even did it faster than you so how did you get the better grade?”

>Guide them, she said… to the end.

“Okay? And?”

>I’m going to guess, going entirely off her admittedly vague choice of words, that we were supposed to guide the others, as one, to the end. Together. As in, no pony left behind.

“…I don’t follow.”

1/2

>>30665221

>The way I saw it, and I’ll admit that my vision isn’t always the best, but… it seemed to me that instead of helping your teammates whenever they fell, you actively used their bodies as stepping stones to further yourself.

“Well, yeah, that tar pit was deeper than I-”

>I even recall you pushing one into a trap just to set it off and clear the way.

“To be fair, she did say she was willing to do whatever it took-”

>And while I’m sure you had every intention of going back for each of the ponies you brutally sacrificed, you can see how, to the outside eye, your actions might’ve seemed a bit… extreme.

“…Is that why instead of the smiley face I deserved for being the fastest, she drew what looked like a knife going into a back?”

>It might- I mean, who knows for sure? Hey, at least we both passed, right?

“Passing won’t mean shit when it comes to protecting the Queen... we have to obliterate.”

>Okay, see, several things wrong in there, we’re gonna have to work on your presentation just a wee bit, not a problem, I’m willing to help.

“I never asked for your help, Armor.”

>Which is why I get the smiley face and you get grisly imagery.

“...Next time, you'll see.”

2/2

>>30665229
Interesting...

>>30665229
>she drew what looked like a knife going into a back?”
Well, someone is having too much fun with this assignment

>>30665542
More like her subtly skills have seriously waned

>Actarius
"JJ"
'Zep'
~~~

"So are you more bird, or more predatory feline?"

>JJ!

"What?"

>You can't ask someone about their genetic makeup!

"I get asked if I'm more bug or pony all the time."

>And it's rude!

'...I was going to ask that.'

>That's not very ambassadorish!

"I'm not an ambassador."

>Well, that's not very friendly!

"I can be friendly."

'Please don't.'

>See? You're worrying friendships!

"Sorry."

>...Well, I mean, since you asked anyway-

'Really?'

>...

'...More lion in the back, bird in the front.'

"I KNEW IT!"

'Your turn.'

"Skin is bug, rest is pretty pony."

'...how does that feel?'

>DUDE!

'I have to know now!'

>>30666274
They're corrupting Zeppy.

>>30665229
NC
>SA
"Jetset'
~~~~

>How did you get a worse grade!?

"I may have misinterpreted the previous one."

>...come again.

"It wasn't a visual direction, Shining."

>...

"It wasn't a visual direction."

>...Who-

"I doubt this is the first time Spearhead had something sticky all over his back."

>What the fuck.

>>30666559
NC
~~~~

>Okay now I think you're doing it on purpose.

"Every action is carefully done, yes."

>You literally jumped over your team in order to reach the flag.

"For the greater good. It could not be reached, I found a way to circumvent my limitations with them. Is that not the very basis of teamwork?"

>THREE OF THEM COULD FLY!

"...Yes but I'm the leader."

>AHHHHHHHH

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>>30666766
Fuckin' Jetset....

>DT
"TBDRLIATU"
~~~~

>So I don't think she's EVIL, per say, I just think she's a bad mom. You know?

"Whatever you say is correct!"

>Like I don't think she's not trying, but at the same time she's not trying that hard.

"It's always right!"

>Also, she has weird prejudices, but then I found out her name was Spoiled Milk... is this just a cycle of abuse, or an excuse?

"Whichever you pick is right!"

>I want a cookie.

"Delivered!"

>...you know I'm probably not going to remember this dream.

"What a shame!"

>It kind of is... more cookies!

"COOKIE CANNON FIRE!"

>You are best weapon.

>>30666802
I'm actually all for this stuff being canon.

Jetset/Shiny talk are criminally underused.

>>30667061
It has a fucking cookie dispenser! If TBDRLIATU wasn't the best weapon before it just proved itself with this. Not only can it kill, maim, and blow shit up. You can do it all while enjoying a cookie. Mmm cookies.

>>30667269
I was thinking the same thing, dunno why the NC-tags.

>>30667299
Second one seems fine, but maybe he thought Jet actually stabbing Spearhead was a bit much.

>>30667269
FLASHBACK!
>SA
"Jetset"
~~~

>Jet, we need to talk.

"That is the most disgusting lie you've ever done in my presence."

>I'm thinking that mayyyybe you might not be the best secret agent around.

"I retract my previous statement, and replace it with 'this will be the most disgusting throat I've hung on my wall."

>Look, I'm just saying. Did nothing against Nightmare Moon. Did nothing against Discord. Did nothing against the infiltration, which you'd think would be the ONE THING you could do, and then you did nothing against VINES of all things! How are you a good agent?

"... and what exactly did you do against all of that?"

>Guarded Cadence.

"..."

>Name one time that Nightmare Moon even saw her, one time Discrod even bugged her, or one time that the vines grabbed her.

"You kind of skipped over one there."

>...AHA! Because I was a zombie! Mind zombie! I only lost there because someone targeted me specifically!

"So you're a great guard... except when someone targets you."

>...

"..."

>...I'm starting to feel like that training didn't do very much.

>>30667370
>>Guarded Cadence.

...that actually would be a pretty brillaint way to explain his plothole.

>>30667370
OOCO Flashback
>Shining
“Jetset”
~~~~

“If you happen to be sleeping with the instructor, please let me know. That would explain this bout of obvious favoritism going on. You’re already sleeping with my Queen so I wouldn’t put it past you.”

>Okay, first, eeeewww? Second, be grateful that pisspoor grade was all you got after what you did last session. And third, you do know that PRINCESS Celestia’s lower regions are as hot as the sun, right? Do you seriously think my dong would survive contact with that?

“There was a lot in what you just said that makes me want to stab you but before that, just how in the hell do you know the current temperature of my Queen’s… of that area?”

>When I was standing guard one night she let loose this wail that sounded like a cry for help mixed with the ailing scream of a demon crawling up from Tartarus. I rushed in to see what was wrong and got hit in the face with a melted, um… it was a… a, uh… you know, like one of those long rubber things….

“…You got smacked in the face with a burnt dildo, didn't you?”

>…

“…”

>If you mention even a single syllable of that to anyone I swear on Cadence’s lack of plot they will never find the body.

“Think you’re a good enough agent to try that, Armor?”

>Think you’re a good enough agent to risk it, Jetset?

“…Hm, touché.”

>>30667555
>Trips of laughter

>>30667555
That is a GLORIOUS mental image.

>>30667765
>Shiny catching a melted rod to the face
>that look of awkwardness between Shiny and Jet in the middle
>that look of "I fucking dare you" between the two at the end
Three great mental images.

NC
>SA
“Jetset”
‘Rarity’
~~~

>..So she’s been staring a while.

“I noticed.”

>Is this… did you do something to her?

“Not that I can recall, but many faces have crumbled in front of me, this would not be the first.”

>Distrubing! But seriously, she looks ready to do something, and I’m not sure what.

“Allow her to try.”

>She nuked a building once.

“I’ve had worse.”

>…

“I’ve planned for worse.”

>…

“I’ve thought of worse.”

>…

“…I scribbled on a notepad really hard.”

>There you go. Rarity! Helllloooo! Do not make me hug you!

‘You’re not Jetset!’

>…

“… Yes I am.”

‘It’s a FAKKKKKKEE!’

CRASH!

“…”

>So what the fuck was that all about?

“I have no idea.”

>>30667863
I am just as confused....

>>30667908
Look up Jetset on the booru real quick.

He is very much not that Jet

Be straight with me here... how long it take to catch up on this thread from point zero?

>>30667949
Ehhhhhhh, not sure. A month, if you read quickly? Waayyyyy more if you're a slow reader?

>>30667949
Probably more than a month, that's about 4 threads per day. Maybe a little more, but it is SUPER worth it for one of the longest stores with tightest continuities in all this board. There's ups, there's downs, there's zombies and Kaiju and no anon.

It's worth it.

>>30667949
Ooooooh, well, I’ll just say you probably won’t notice the time flying by while reading. This series here is pretty damned funny, feelsy, and frantically high-octane.

>Lucky Strikes
“Suckerpunch”
‘41’
~~~

>There you are, soldier! You left your post!

“My post is the castle. I was in the castle. Check. Mate.”

‘Aren’t you supposed to put him in check first?’

“Do not undermine me, you are my friend and you will back me in all I do!”

>I’m technically higher than her though.

‘HIVE REPRESENT!’

>You’re not in the hive though.

‘Respect my culture!’

>…shoot. You win.

“Seriously?”

>Let’s face it, the higher ups have a bit of a bend. They’re, you know…

“…”

‘…’

>…mixed.

“OH HERE WE GO!”

>They are!

‘RACIST!’

>I don’t care if they are, but seriously! Look at them! Mixed!

“RAAAACIST!”

>Oh come off it!

“RAAAAACCEEE….”

‘…IIIISSTTTTTT’

>…

“…”

‘… you sicken me.’

>You’re still getting reprimanded.

“DAMN!

>>30667555
Flashback
>SA
“Jetset”
‘Guard’
~~

>I’m not mad, I’m just disappointed.

“Take that back.”

>Fine, I’m mad.

‘I’m mad at both of you hotheaded brainless maggots who thought this was in any way a good time for your stupid fucking pissing contest!’

“This was nothing of the sort.”

>Yeah, I win those. True story!

“One lucky time.”

>We did it once.

“To this day, I don’t know how you managed to talk me into that.”

>I think it involved putting out a fire?

‘Hey! What a coincidence, while we’re on the subjects of fire!’

>We were on the subject of contests, actually-

‘And that also coincidentally ties in! This is just a perfect storm for conversational directing!’

“He’s got us there.”

‘So, why don’t we take this time and you worthless soon to be geldings can tell me exactly why the fuck you thought it was a good idea to SEE WHO COULD RUN FASTER WITH THE TORCH!? It’s a ceremony! You run side by side! SIDE! BY! SIDE! NOT FASTER!’

>To be fair, we were side by side for most of it.

“Until I won.”

>By like an inch! The one time you were an inch longer than me, instead of shorter!

“It was cold, I said! What’s your excuse for losing this one?”

>…I hurt my hoof.

“Pathetic.”

‘YOU’RE BOTH FUCKING PATHETIC AND BURNED DOWN HALF THE STADIUM!’

>…well technically it was the embers.

“And we did manage to reach the podium.”

‘DROP AND GIVE ME A THOUSAND!’

>Your fault.

“You made more sparks, dropout!”

‘NOOOWWWW!’

>77
“Harry”
~???~
~~~

>NO! We absolutely cannot establish a ‘salmon tax’.

“GRUGGHH!”

>It makes no sense! Why would we need to tax a certain subset of a certain species of fish you can’t even legally catch most of the year!?

“Grugh.”

>No, it’s not economically viable! We’d be better off just doing a flat tax and putting that towards salmon cultivation subsidies!

“…grugh?”

>I did the research, bear! I know what I’m doing here!

“Gurgh.”

>OVERTHINKING IT!?

“Gurghgghghg.”

>…

“Grugh-GLK!”

SMASH!

~Honey? Are you trying to kill Harry again?~

>THE BEAR DIES TODAY!

~Is it the salmon thing?~

>GRAAGGHHHH!

~I warned you, Harry! I warned you!~

“GRUUUGGHHHH!”

DId some more sorting today. Going well. I am debating whether to sort characteras via header by where they LIVE or where they ARE... it's mainly meant as a tool for exasperated writers, after all.

All ears for input. G'night, folks!

>>30668521
Is say alphabetical for name would be best, I mean you're trying to give writers who want to know where someone is a quick way to find it, right?

>>30668235
I love these two.

>>30668521
God's work, anon, God's work.

>>30668561
That's the idea. But take a look at the list and tell me to arrange them in one big pile wouldn't be exhausting to look through... so it's also meant ad an incentive to write for characters that would otherwise be forgotte

>>30668580
Fair enough.

>>30668521
Thank you so, so much.

You're an inspiration.

>>30668521
You rule, anon!

Also the time zone makes your comment way funnier than it should be, grandpa.

>>30668521
Go with where they ARE, certain characters like Chitania LIVE in so many places that change all the time, it would be hard to pin down.

>>30668477
>Lrya
“Bonbon”
~~~~~

>..Moving next to them was a mistake.

“Are you kidding? I’m getting loads of information to send back to Celestia!’

>Wait what?”

“Oh, you didn’t know? I send information by the bucketloads. You would not believe how much information they have on how much toilet paper you use”

>W-w… why would you send that?

“Oh, you don’t like it?”

>NO!

“Well, I can only tell when I walk in and the roll is empty. So if, say, it was always full…”

>…seriously?

“I also have a lot of dishes related information.”

>>30668780
Best. Friends.

>Rarity
“Dash”
~Lightning Dust~
(Pommel)
{Potsticker}
~~~

>Oh dear.

“…”

~…~

(What’s going on?)

{Ain’t got a clue.}

>Dash? Perhaps we should, um…

“>..”

~…~

(I don’t know what this is.)

{Staring contest? I feel like it’s a staring contest.}

>Ahem. Dashie? Perhaps we should leave this for a… less tense moment.

“…”

~…~

(Hello, Princess Rarity!)

{Just wanted to let you know we’re here and have no part in this, or like her!}

(We don’t! We like Dash, and not just because she stuck up for me that one time!)

{She’s just not a twat!}

(Not that we’d ever call a fellow captain a twat!)

{We’re just saying what exCAPTAIN Dash isn’t, which is a twat who we hate, not that someone else in the vicinity is a twat that we hate!}

(Hiiiiii!)

>…

“…’

~…I’m onto youuuuuuuu.~

(Here we fucking go again.)

{Princess? Either get a wedge or get mace, it’s about to get ugly.}

>Oh dear!

“…hey, Lightning Dust-“

~FUCK YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!~

>GOOD LORD!

{This is actually best case scenario.}

~UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>30669203
IT BEGINS

>>30669203
NC
>SA
“AJ”
~~~~

>…do you hear something?

“Sounds like a very bad choice Ah’ made a long time ago is continuin’ ta’ bite me in the ass.”

>…nevermind, it stopped.

“No it didn’t. It never stops… it’ll never stop…”

>>30669387
It never ends.

>>30668235
>>By like an inch! The one time you were an inch longer than me, instead of shorter!
>“It was cold, I said

HAH!

>>30667061
Shes... gonna have some probelms.

>>30670390
Nothing a bit more heavy artillery can't solve!

Gnight guys!

>>30671386
G'night bud.

>>30670673
You can't solve all problems by blowing it up. 95%, sure, but eventually you have to remain Frozen and not blow up at least enough to walk on

>>30672308
It's more like 90. At least 10% of problem can be solved by dissolving them with acid

>>30672768
Er, 80.

Morning, all!

>>30670673
.... you don't know how masturbation Works, do you quit

OOCO
>SA
“Spike”
~~~~

SLAM!

>Cookies! I bring cookies!

“Guns. I bring guns. Plural.”

>Awww, come on grumpy, why don’t you open wide and have a biiiiiig old mouthful of creamy white goodness!

“…”

>It’s white chocolate cookies!

“That’s somehow more disgusting than the other thing.”

>They’re good! My wife made them!

“And now I can see the arsenic in them. I don’t even know why it would be there, I’m just assuming she thought it was candy.”

>No, really! She’s been cooking AMAZINGLY since she got pregnant!

“Of all the lies you’ve spoken, this is what makes me think you secretly want me dead.”

>I’m serious, try one!

“It’s not secret if you just shove it in my face.”

>TRYYYYY!

“Fine.”

CRUNCH.

>…

“….This doesn’t taste like death, but I swear I hear the screaming of bound souls in this.”

>Yeah, I think there’s something wrong with my oven, that happens no matter who cooks.

“Is she always in the room?’

>Yeah, why?

“…”

>Soooo?

“LEAVE!”

>Awww.

“WAIT!.... Leave the tray.”

>But-

“I need to know someone else is suffering too.”

>>30673624
>Pregger Caddy is waaayyyy better at cooking, but she uses dark arts to pull it off.

I'm okay with this!

>Spike
“???”
~~~

>…

….

>…Wow, I’m bored.

…

>Kind of miss the voice.

…

>…Hellllooo…

…

>come back.

“Okay!”

>HOLY SHIT WHAT!?

>>30673931
HERE WE GO AGAIN!

>>30669203
NC
>Dash
"Lightning Dust"
~~

>You know I just wanted to talk.

"FUCK YOUUUUUUU!"

>Had a nice thing with Gilda.

"FUCKUUUUUUUUU!"

>Was nice.

"FUCUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!"

>...this is going to take some doing.

"FUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!"

>>30670673
>DT
"TBDRLIATU"
~~~

>QUICK! Make a physical representation of my issues, then I'll blow it up!

"Sure! Which issues?"

>Mommy issues!

POP!

>...that's my mom.

"I know."

>I... I don't want to blow up my mom. Make her into a monster or something.

"You want me to twist your mom into a monster?"

>...try the daddy issues.

POP!

>Okay now he's just disappointed in me. That's too literal.

"You want me to make him a monster as well?"

>...Blowing up psychology is way harder than the guy outside of the therapists office made it look

>>30673990
Who do you think it is this time?

Arana? I'm hoping Ara.

>>30674375
Schmoe here, Arana will be a prominent Character in my future Spike stories, so if it IS her that works but I honestly don't know since I'm not doing these. I need some characters who are currently busy so I have to wait a little.

>>30674421
Don't worry, these are just sillies I do because I'm having fun with Spike's isolation. It'll be someone you didn't expect, and couldn't be part of your plans.

>>30647809
>Chu chu chu, Ah' gots mah' malleys now
>Chu chu chu, they gonna taste like wow!
>Nummy little malleys in mah' mouth, never ever ever gonna go down south
>Ah'm a princess cause Shiny's the best.
>Gonna share mah' malleys with all the rest.
>They're just for me mah' malleys called blue!
>And every time they nibble they'll know Ah' love you!
>Ah' gots malleys!

>AB
"SB"
'SL'
(Grand Pear)
~Dread Knight~
=Winona=
~~~~

>Wow, things went south faster than normal for us.

What had started with a mere pair of glowing red eyes was quick to multiply. Lots, and lots, and lots of multiplication going on, until a thousand glowing red dots bore down on them.

"Well, I mean, we started this thing falling on a dead dragon, we kind of were already pretty low."

>But then we dun fell right down!

"Literally!"

With a sickening clicking noise and an almost harmonious vibration coming from the webbing beneath them, something approached.

>Does it count if we stopped halfway?

"Ooff, I don't know, we're still pretty low."

>Ah' know, but this already seems too far down.

"I'm agreeing with you, this is bad even if we didn't hit the bottom yet."

Something that made their whole cart rock but never enough to break free of the binding webbing that held it in place.

>Scoots? You got something?

'It wants what's inside.'

>Like, learnin'?

"Oh oh! Is this a monster who wants to see the goodness inside us? Is this a roundabout lesson?"

Something in the darkness hissed.

"Not a feel good story, gotcha."

(C-children, stay behind me...)

>Why, so it can do a double kill?

"Maybe triple, depending if I'm behind you."

The elder would probably have said something about that if he hadn't been so utterly terrified that his old-stallion-heart was ready to explode in his chest like a badly placed firework when the sounds grew louder.

>Wow that thing is sure is takin' it's time-

A screech cut her off.

"There it is-aw shootamunga."

Stepping into the singular beam of light still coming down from above, the full head of the strange spider-like creature was revealed. Spider-like, but not quite.

>That ain't good.

Most spiders didn't have several dozen fangs, instead of the classical two. Most spiders also weren't about the size of an elephant either, but the green fluid dripping nest of sharp fangs was an attention grabber.

>We're doomed.

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