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Incestuous Relationships Thread

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>Little Cousin Scootaloo edition

Previous thread: >>30619669

Pastebin link: http://pastebin.com/pTAqfjD6
Anon x Derpy: https://pastebin.com/kx5nSghN
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>>30647792
Nice
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>>30647792
>"Ah, it's so freaking hot in here. When are you getting your AC fixed, Anon?"
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>>30647792
HOW ADORABLE
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>>30647792
>>30647230
Came too late for the previous talk of that no pastebin biz.
Kinda hurt you niggas didn't recognize it, since I've written quite a few greens here.
Never really noticed I wasn't added to the general bin, even though IssuesAnon is on there.
https://pastebin.com/u/Wandering_Writefag
https://pastebin.com/gffecTW7 the Derpy twin green is here, as well as some others, I recommend reading the Fluttershy one too, got quite the positive reaction from anons with that one
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>>30647992
Nice! Hopefully we can get those in the next OP.
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>>30647792
This is still good but I would prefer Aunt Scoots from the story
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>>30648062
Indeed. Auntie Scoots and Blazemom was quite a memorable pair.
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>>30647887
That just reminds me of https://pastebin.com/3QD6nwdi
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>>30648062
>>30648078
I'm glad you guys liked it, and I love how other people wrote their own stuff too.
"Uh, Scoots, don't you think you're forgetting something?"
>"Huh? Oh, right" your younger aunt nearly walked out the door in her birthday suit.
>"You know what? I'm sick of going into Blaze's room and asking for pants every time I wanna go out. I'm just gonna jam out with my clam out and fuck what everyone thinks"
>You decide to tag along, just to keep her out of trouble. Maybe if you tell everyone she's retarded or has a skin disorder or something..
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>"Oh, hi little bro! I didn't see you come in!"
>"Could you help me with these pants? My butt's a little too big..."
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>>30648301
>You decide to tag along, just to keep her out of trouble.
Not to mention you get to oogle her lady bits all you want.
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>>30648369
Hush! That's as beside the point as it is true
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>>30648374
If anyone comes by, you can help her cover them up with your dick.
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>>30648386
>you "accidentally" hit Scoots strategically with some spraypaint while pretending you're cool enough to 'tag' things
"Oh well, better just even it out"
>You manage to give her a pair of bike shorts and a tube top that should fool people at a distance. Helps that she's flat
>"Awesome, Anon! Now we can go wherever we want! I was about to say we'd better go home." aw man.
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>>30647887
>"Now why in the world would I want to go and do something like that?"
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>>30648309
>"Jeez, you're yanking pretty hard. I can feel my butt jiggle and everythi-woah! Hands off, Anon!"
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>>30648062
I don't understand why we can't have both.
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>>30648461
>Anon gets confronted by the police
>Ask him why he has a naked young boy with him
>Scootaloo, shorter than he is and in actuality a full year younger than him, huffs up like a girl from my Japanese animes and declares that she's his aunt
>Anon is asked to come with them to the station
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>>30647792
Arise
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>>30648534
>Sunset shoots an agitated look your way after you get too grabby
>From her expression you can only assume you crossed some line that hadn't already been crossed the moment she asked you to pull her night pants up
>You're still staring at her now covered ass and imagine greedily stripping her pants down to her ankles before common sense stops you
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>>30648546
>scootles in a milk bath
yes please
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>>30648566
just read a hentai with the reverse of that where the guy's dick is so small it blends in with his pubes and he can go into the girls' bath, but has to try not to get erect. funny how that shit works
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>>30648636
Ah, the one time I could ever be proud to have a micropenis.
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>>30648582
DICKEN ARISE
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>>30648646
oh and he also got to go in with his imouto and many sexy things happened. it was a good time.
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>>30648582
FWOM YOUWR GRAVE
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pastebin.com/u/SpeedBoostBlaziken
in case the faggot that owns the thread pastbin pops in
also the update that was supposed tp be finished a week ago should be done tonight
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>>30648742
Radical
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>>30648546
So basically Josuke?
Grandpa has a one night stand with a woman and she gives birth to her.
Now you have an aunt that's younger than you.
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>>30648582
Chikun
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>>30647792
Would you like to have a daughter with your daughter?
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>>30648943
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>>30648943
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>>30648943
Only if I get to call her Double D (For double daughter)
and knowing my genes that's what she'd end up with anyway
by like, age 8
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>>30648977
>All her friends think it's a weird nickname for a dad or maybe grampa to give
>Dont understand quite HOW weird
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>>30648975
Would you?
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>>30647792
>>30647887
>no hooves chicken
Ree.
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>>30648895
This isn't a motherfucking JoJo board!
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>>30649005
YES.
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>>30649008
post hooves senpai
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>>30649008
would you a fluffy, down-covered harpy chick Scoots whose flight feathers still haven't come in even though she's well into egg-laying age?
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>>30649031
yeah dude. i both love and prefer nohooves but we need more hot pone action in here too. Winking clits and all
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>>30649005
Would I what?
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>>30648977
>>30648995
Grandpa just really like Ed, Edd, and Eddy.

>>30649068
That sounds adorable in the most fuckable way.
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>>30649005
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>>30649093
>she obviously ended up with more human in her than bird by a longshot
>her wings are small, her tail is short, and the feathers of her lower abdomen are so thin they don't conceal shit
>even her feet are soft and dainty as birds go
>you give her like six kinds of orgasms while exploring her exotic anatomy and nibbling and preening whatever you find
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>>30649081
Have a daughter with your daughter?
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>>30649142
Would I?!
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>>30649126
>preening
yes
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>>30647887
"I'll get the AC fixed when you do your goddamn dishes, young lady! And put a shirt on! I know I didn't raise you to be some bare chested, slovenly slattern like your sister!"
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>>30649126
>>30649155
oh yes
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>>30649147
Would you?
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>>30649155
>as a greasy little piece of shit, she produces way too much feather oil
>for some reason you find this really hot
>after helping distribute it a bit, she is just a greased up chicken ready to roast on your spit
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>>30649165
"What, so everyone in africa is slanten? That's racist, Anon. I'm reporting you to Al Sharpton!"
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>>30649169
please tell me you whipped that up just now and plan to continue
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>>30649197
But...Scoots isn't a nigger...she's just...Mediterranean.
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>>30649252
I think her point was that by being topless it says something about her character
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>>30649263
Or maybe walking around topless is her way of showing interest to the person she's being topless around.
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>>30649165
Everyone seems to be missing the important part here:
Scootaloo has an older sister who is a topless skank. This requires further investigation.
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>>30649169
More pls
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>>30649309
>Rainbow Dash officially adopts Scoots as her sister
>brings her into Anon's room
>"What are we doing in here, big sister?"
>"Well see, my brother Anon and I.. we both have a thing for incest, and now you qualify"
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>>30649309
>older sister
Wouldn't she be her mom too? Anon banged his/her daughter again.
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We monstergirls now?
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>>30649390
see, now those wings are actually SMALLER than human arms. that crosses from monster into freak.
still cute though. just triggers my monster OCD. it's sad that people this good at art make mistakes like that.

anyway, yes. we monstergirls all the time
>Your dad is infamous for going across the land fucking everything he could find
>Every race you visit, there's some half human version of it
>his y chromosome evidently doesn't do very well in most of those combos, because they're all girls
>you follow the journal he left behind after dying of snu-snu (but before impregnating your human mom, figuring he'd try something different) and end up fucking all of your half-human half-sisters
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>>30647792
posting lewd of scootaloo
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>>30649504
Fuck you
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>>30649435
To be honest, the wing on the left looks fine, it's the one on the right that seems out of whack
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>>30649435
>>30649576
So picky
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>>30649582
10/10 would give a lot of ranch dressing too. Inside that is.
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>>30649576
true, her right, our left, is at least proportional to a human arm.. which is still unacceptable, but not as terribly wrong as the other
>>30649582
part of what makes art hot is how it reminds us of the geometrically perfect forms God created. it triggers something in our brain that makes us like it better than some gross hose-arms cartoon
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>>30649617
blow your religion out your ass, faggot, It's not like MLP is fucking kosher you kike.
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>>30649627
Leave it to a fedora tipper to fly off the handle at the slightest mention of God.
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>>30649629
>saying that the only reason we like art is because god says so
>thinking I'm a fedora tipper, because I know that's bullshit
mentioning religion when religion has nothing to do with the conversation is like mentioning you're a chick when no one asks and no one cares.
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>>30649643
Good job blowing everything out of proportion. Fedora tipper.

That wasn't even my post.
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>>30649647
I wonder if that guy shits his pants anytime someone uses terms like 'mercurial' or 'herculean'
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>this thread
Harpy love is my favorite love.
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>>30649905
man I have seen some fucked up harpies with a lot of compromised anatomy mostly for fetish purposes, but scaly shoulders and wing ears has to be the strangest yet. am I the only one that just makes it totally burd below the waist and totally normal wings? i mean if you dont like that, it could be worse, some oldfags drew just a human head on a bird.
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>>30649929
Harpies are sexy for being exotic humans. Birds with human heads are just messed up birds.
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>>30649929
Have a Dash harpy.
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>>30649929
>am I the only one
Yes, no one else really cares this much about the anatomy of a harpy, the main thing we care about is "is it hot?"
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>>30649309
>>30649326
>Anon now has two nudist sisters with DFCs
>Pretty sure he's died and gone to Heaven
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Continuing from https://pastebin.com/4xXUUUNX / >>30590573

>She quickly removes her shirt, showing a slightly lacy but overall modest and functional bra
>Her skirt is next, hastily tugged down to the floor
>"Ahem", you hear coming from behind you
>Rarity looks past you at her mother, and adopts a sheepish grin, but doesn't break eye contact
>"Oh, sorry mother. Believe me, I'm not trying to steal away any attention, it's just that that long shit and skirt were going to be in the way."
>In the way?
>She's going to masturbate to this live, isn't she?
>Oh well, the more the merrier
>Now's not the time for caring
>That comes later
>When you have less blood in your "head" and more in your head
>Rarity sits down on the chair, spread legged, and hits the camera button
>"Ready when you are, daddy. And you, mommy."
>Rarity usually refers to her mother as "mother", "mum", or occasionally "mom" when she's mad
>Hearing her call her "mommy" in her sultriest voice makes your dick throb a bit
>Too bad it's inside these boxers
>"Lay down, dear" says a voice from just behind your ear, "you heard her, she's ready when we are."
>You flop onto your comfortable bed, lying straight on your back
>Cookie, who's significantly shorter than you (but not so much so to make things difficult) takes a seat on your chest
>Her ample and uncovered ass is pointing toward your face, giving you a clear view of her meticulously cleaned star, and her already glistening pussy
>You look to the side and see Rarity slowly rubbing circles on the outside of her panties
>The sky blue garments clearly shows how damp they have become
>Looking back to your wife, she's becoming wetter and wetter by the moment and she massages your length inside your boxers
>You feel her shift and turn to Rarity
>"I know I said this already, Rarity but, brace yourself. There's a reason your father's nickname is 'Magnum'."
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>>30650059
>As Cookie slowly pulls your underwear down, exposing more and more of your shaft from the bottom up, Rarity's hand is slowly snaking down into her panties, as though she's waiting for the right moment
>At the same time you feel your cock slip free from its cloth prison, your daughter slams two fingers deep inside herself, looking your snake right in its one eye
>Seeing your own daughter like this makes your dick dance like a Saddle Arabian
>The more you think about the fact that she's your own daughter, the more one side of you wants to call this whole thing off, and then kill yourself to not have to deal with this having happened
>But at the same time the other part of you just becomes hornier and hornier
>Perhaps Cookie has rubbed off on you (and not just in the way she's doing right now)
>Perhaps you were always this depraved, and now your true self is being awakened
>Maybe you just can't think straight when you're this horny
>But one thing's for sure though
>You've never thought of Rarity like this before
>And now, you're starting to like it
>Will regret follow, or clarity?
>Only time will tell
>For now, your attention is on the two women in the room
>Particularly the one licking your shaft up and down
>Not wanting to delay her own pleasure any longer, you lean forward and begin to slowly trace your tongue around her labia
>Working your way inward, your part her folds, and begin drawing diamond patterns with your tongue
>Cookie's moans send vibrations through her own sopping wet tongue into yourself
>She finally wraps her lips around your head, and slides down
>And down, and down
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>>30650071
>Years of practice have allowed her to take you all the way into her throat
>You can feel the inside of her neck, the pulsing of her flesh, the vibrations of her vocal cords
>And her tongue and cheeks still working their magic at your base
>And finally, her hands gently fondling your jewels with the saliva that drips down onto them, while her nose tickles them at the same time
>It's a full-bodied experience that allows every bit of your cock and ball to feel like it's getting its own personal massage
>It's something that she rarely does
>Not because she doesn't want to, but because getting one of her legendary deepthroats too often would ruin the magic of it
>And of course, she does need to take a respite to catch her breath
>But something's off
>Firstly that she takes away more quickly than usual
>It's possible that her lungs don't have the same capacity they used to, or that she just didn't take a deep enough breath to start
>But another thing is that rather than keep just enough of you inside that she can still breathe via her nose, she pops all the way off with a loud smack
>What her game is, is anyone's guess
>"Oh Rarity, darling~" she says, clearly mocking Rarity's own accent, "I can only imagine how jealous you must be getting over there."
>Oh man, you almost forgot your little girl was here
>You take a break from your muff dive to look over at her
>You see that she's abandoned her bra and underwear, leaving one of her breasts in view
>Her private parts and other breast would also be on display if she weren't massaging both with her hands at the moment
>Or at least she was, until she heard her mother speak, and froze up
>"Why, whatever do you mean, moth-, mommy?"
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>>30650078
>"Why, whatever do you mean, moth-, mommy?"
>Cookie, who's now taken to rubbing your dick on her face, savoring its heat and hardness, giggles and gives it another lick
>"Well, I'm sure you wish it was your lips wrapped around this beautiful penis here,"
>She gives it another kiss on the head
>"And perhaps your lips pressed against your daddy's mouth, your cute little clit being tossed around by his powerful tongue?"
>Oh man, the more you think about what Cookie's saying the hotter it becomes
>You imagine Rarity being where Cookie is, and your dick threatens to break loose from its skin prison and become a spooky scary skeleton bone
>Rarity, meanwhile, can barely handle the thought of it
>As soon as she hears this, her rubbing of her slit and clit becomes ten times as aggressive
>"Wouldn't that be nice Rarity, just you and your daddy, getting into it, just... like... THIS"'
>As she says the last line, she slams her pussy against your open mouth, and her own moth all the way down your length once again
>Judging by the moans and squirting, it seems that orgasm rocked you, Cookie, and Rarity all at the same time
>"Oh dear, it seems you've already burst, dear. I guess we'll have to do something to get you ready again, won't we?"
>Cookie gets up, takes you by the hand, and leads you to the wooden chair in the corner
>As she straps your hands and feet in, you're wondering what exactly she has in mind
>Not that you really care
>More of this is definitely welcome
>"Oh Rarity, do be a dear and show your beautiful young body to your father, would you? With all the furious and un-lady-like masturbation, I'm afraid he hasn't gotten to fully see you yet."
>She obliges, standing up and sauntering over toward you
>Now you're actually getting a good look at her naked form
>And it's just stunning
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>>30650086
>Her pert pink nipples and rosy areolae stand out against her pale skin, and the small tuft of neatly-trimmed hair above her slit gives her an element of both maturity and youthfulness
>Her dark pink inner labia, shown by her reaching behind her back and spreading her outer lips, contrast neatly with her crimson love button, all set against a gradient of red, pink, and white that prevents her privates from looking too much like an actual gash
>And her glistening, slightly less-than-clear fluids over everything gives it an aura of pure sex
>There is nothing about your daughters body that doesn't full exemplify both refined, elegant beauty, and raw, unbridled sex appeal
>To think that you're the man she's giving this to
>Not to lessen your wife and her own beauty and attractiveness, but Rarity sharing this body of hers with you makes you pretty damn lucky
>As rarity poses around for you, Cookie snakes her arms over her shoulders, cupping Rarity's perky tits and massaging her still fully erect nipples
>She also breaks the silence, with her sultry low murmuring, not much higher than a stage whisper yet also able to carry its presence around the room
>"So what do you say, Rarity, wanna have a taste?"
>Rarity looks at your penis, now erect once again, then into your eyes, and finally back to her mother
>Slowly she leans down and reaches toward you, but her hand is slapped away by her mother's riding crop
>"Ah ah ah, dear, that's not what I meant when I said you'd have a taste."
>What
>"If you want this prize, you're gonna have ta work for it!"
>Oh no
"Whoa, Cookie, let's not get hasty. I don't think Rarity is into-"
"Oh."
>Rarity is already gently fingering her mother's snatch and kissing her neck
>The sight before you is enough to make your boner surge with newfound strength
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>>30650098
>"Oh, Rarity, I had no idea you'd be so enthusiastic about it."
"Nor did I. I didn't think you were into the ladies too."
>Rarity looks down sheepishly, but then back up to you
>"Truthfully, I'm not. I've never seen a woman who, well, excited me the way men do. With but one exception."
>She turns back to Cookie and resumes her fingering, while also groping her breasts and even tweaking her nipple, earning slight gasps from her
>"Truth be told, mother, my physical attraction to you is about as strong as it is to anyone else, even daddy. There's just something about your figure that makes me so, so..."
>"Horny?" says your wife, as she too begins kneading Rarity's supple, nubile tits and her delicate flower
>Rarity coughs, and turns aside
>"Hmm, well, yes, if you want to put it that way..."
>"Say it."
>Rarity, surprised and confused, looks back to Cookie's eyes
>"I'm sorry?"
>"Say it. Look your mommy in the eyes and tell her how horny she makes you."
>As she says this she cups Rarity's chin and hold it up
"Don't do it, Rarity!"
>Both of them look at you, Rarity confused and Cookie annoyed
"If you do that, my dick won't be able to take it! I'm afraid it might explode, and not in the fun way!"
>Both Rares and Cookie go through the same gradient of smirk, to 'pfft', to full on laughing
>Even you can't help but chuckle
>Cookie is the first to speak again
>"That is a risk I am willing to take. So, what do you say, Rarity?"
>Your daughter looks apprehensive at first, but
>"Mother, I-"
>But she's cut off by Cookie shaking her head and clicking her tongue
>"Nope, try again dearie."
>Her smirk tells you that she likes having this type of control over her daughter
>"I, well, mommy, I, uh, MOMMY YOUR BODY MAKES ME SO HORNY!"
>She drops to her knees in front of her mother, but still looks her straight in the eyes, as though she's begging
>Cookie, meanwhile, looks down her nose
>"I WANT TO EXPLORE YOUR BODY WITH MY HANDS, MY TONGUE, I WANT IT SO BAD I COULD DIE!"
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>>30650103
>Seeing your daughter begging her mother to let her pleasure her is making your dick start to helicopter a bit through sheer pelvic control
>Or lack of control really
>"Very well, then. Wait for me here."
>Cookie returns from the closet moments later with a female chastity belt
>"Good thing it's adjustable," she says as she slips it on to the young lady,
>"after all, we don't want you to get distracted having any fun with yourself, when you're supposed to be focused on me, right?"
>Rarity's reaction, as you guessed, is to pout her lips and turn on the puppy dog eyes
>You even hear her whimper a bit
>Jeez
>Cookie lies down on the bed, spreading her legs apart, resting her hands above her head
>"I'm all yours, Rarity, do with me as you please"
>Rarity slowly clambers into the bed, taking in her mother's form, as though she were admiring a piece of art
>Which, of course, she is
>She lays down on top of her mother, their bodies pressed against one another
>Slowly, as if wanting to draw out the moment to make it last longer, Rarity presses her lips to her mother's
>As soon as their mouths meet, their tongues begin dancing over each other
>But it's not an aggressive, primal form of making out
>It's relaxed, subdued, and almost elegant
>Slowly her hand makes its way down between her mother's thighs, exploring the area from whence she came
>Her head also makes its way downward, leaving kisses along Cookie's face, neck, chest, and finally right on her left breast above her areola
>Rarity begins licking circles around the nipple, occasionally, giving it little flicks with her tongue
>Then she takes it into her mouth and begins to suckle on it, while giving her mom an innocent, wide-eyed look
>Cookie giggles at the display
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>>30650108
>"I'm afraid you're not gonna get any milk out of there, dear. Though, I do love seeing you like thaAHHHHHH!"
>Rarity gave her a coy smile and chomped down on her nipple
>Not super hard, but pretty hard for even a BDSM nipple bite
>Cookie retorts by delivering quite a hard smack onto Rarity's bare bottom
>Rather than cry out, though, Rarity releases her teeth's grip on Cookie's nipple and give out a low groan
>"Oh, you like that, Rarity? Tell you what, if you get down there and make me cum, I'll give you the spankings you deserve for that."
>Without another word Rarity, almost too quickly, slide down her mother's body until her face is just in front of her slit
>Without wasting time, she takes a long, slow lick all the way from bottom to top, giving a little flick at the top
>She repeats, but this time moving side to side as she makes her way upward, stopping to suckle a bit on her mom's clit before making her way back down
>It seems she catches on quickly, as Cookie is already moaning, panting, and dripping
>Getting warmed up by both her husband and daughter beforehand probably didn't hurt either
>Cookie has a tendency to fire off early and often, so she has to be getting close now
>Of course this was never meant to be a challenge for Rarity
>After all, the "reward" to come is just as much of a reward for Cookie as it is for Rarity
>Eventually your wife shudders, shakes and moans, signaling that Rarity has done her job
>She pushes her daughter's head away and rises up
>"Alright, dear, a promise is a promise, now sit on the bed and wait right here"
>Rarity does as she's told (for fucking once) and sits on the edge of the bed, trying her hardest to find a way around the chastity belt
>Good thing it's mostly open in the back, allowing for access to most of her cheeks
>Otherwise Cookie would have to take it off of her to spank her and run the risk of having Rarity masturbate out of line
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>>30650113
>She returns momentarily with a paddle in her hand
>This one is a bit heavy, enough to cause real damage
>Good thing Cookie is a season veteran at this
>As she begins to deliver the smackdown on Rarity's behind, the marshmallow teen is moaning, groaning, and whimpering in a way that only a true dick of dicks could handle without bursting right then and there
>Good think you're a seasoned veteran too
>Smack after smack hits the girl's tender cheeks, and they start to turn pink
>More than pink, actually, they're starting to get a little red
>heh
>"Mom, please, stop! I can't take any more!"
>SMACK
>"Who told you you were allowed to speak?!"
>SMACK
>"PLEASE STOP!"
>SMACK SMACK SMACK
>Rarity looks at you wide eyed, realizing that Cookie is only intensifying her assault rather than stopping
>"DADDY HELP ME!"
>S M A C K
"COOKIE! STOP!"
>But she doesn't, only continuing to spank the poor girl's bottom, which is starting to show bits of purple
"COOKIE! ALFONSO RIBEIRO!"
>As the paddle is on its way to Rarity's rear once again, it stops
>Indeed Cookie's whole body freezes with a bit of a jump, the safe words having snapped her out of what was basically a trance
>She leans over and gives you her annoyed look, clearly upset that you stopped her fun
>"Come on now, dear, what was that about? I was really getting into it." she says with a pout
"COOKIE I-"
>You catch yourself and take a deep breath, realizing that you're starting to scare both Cookie and Rarity
>You're still outraged, but it'll be better for both of them if you try to keep your cool
"Listen, Cooks, Rarity's not a pro at this like us, she doesn't have ANY experience like we do. I mean LOOK at her ass! She's bruising for shit's sake!"
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>>30650123
>As the paddle drops to the floor, so does Cookie's jaw
>She slowly turns to looks at her daughter, and as soon as she really sees what's what, she gasps and nearly falls off the bed
>She quickly picks Rarity up and coddles her, much like she used to when she'd fall off her bike and the like
>"Oh my goodness, deary! I didn't even notice! Oh, I'm so sorry, you know momma would never hurt you like that on purpose, right?"
>As Rarity softly sobs into her mother's chest, she nods
>"Sweetness, is there anything momma can do to make it better?"
>She looks up from her mother's chest and nods
>"Well what is it then?"
>Rarity leans over and whispers into her mother's ear
>After a while, you notice you've been kinda neglected for a while
>It's a nice show and all, but interactive stories are even better
"Uh, ladies? I know you're having fun and all, but, uh, I think you might be forgetting something."
>As the two look at you, Rarity gets a smirk on her face that reminds you way too much of Cookie back when she used to get new ideas
>"You know momma, daddy's right, and I think I know a way you can make it up to me and still let him have some fun."
>She whispers in Cookie's ear again, and for a moment, you wish you hadn't gotten so many front-row concert tickets back in the day
>"Oh, I think that's a wonderful idea, baby girl. Let's do it!"
>She and Rarity walk over to where you're still (forcibly) sitting
>Cookie leans over and flips over the apparatus on the back of the chair
>There's now two pads going over your shoulders, and the stabilization thrusters (extra chair legs at an angle) have been deployed
>Oh boy
>Cookie grabs Rarity and, using her impressive leg strength, lifts her up onto the platform
>Rarity is now sitting with her thighs on the pads, her almost glittery folds of her labia and vagina only an inch or so from your mouth, and her ass hanging out in the air
>"Well, daddy, that's your cue, and mommy, why don't you take your position?"
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>>30650128
>No need to remind yourself that she's your daughter, it's been plain as day the whole time
>But watching your wife, who you knew would stop at almost nothing to get her rocks off, was one thing
>But now that your own daughter is in your face, you're starting to have second thoughts
>It's now or never, and for the first time, it's not just your dick making the decision to press forward
>Your heart and brain are telling you to as well
>She's your daughter, you love her, and you and her both want this for yourselves and each other
>Fuck the world, what else matters besides that?
>So here it goes
>After a bit of hesitation, you begin to take slow, tentative licks of her folds
>She tastes remarkably sweet
>Of course, there's still plenty of salt and tang, but there's also overtones of, heh, actual marshmallow
>You know that she's very thorough with her hygiene, so it's likely whatever body wash she uses
>The more you lick, the more she bucks her hips into your face
>Honestly, you can stand the abuse just fine
>If it's for your precious little girl, that is
>"Momma, what are you waiting for?"
>Suddenly, you remember that Rarity did give a command to Cookie as well
>"Huh> Oh, right! I was just so enthralled at seeing you two finally doing this together."
>Wait, WHAT?
>"Of course I'm happy that you two are dating as well, to be honest I didn't think he'd be going to this stage with you yet."
>HOL UP
>You pull your head back from Rarity enough to speak
"Now just hold the fuck up for one second! You mean to tell me that this was your plan, Cookie?! This whole thing of Rarity wanting to date and marry me was just your excuse to get her in the bedroom with us?!"
>Rarity, shocked at the sudden yelling, nearly falls, and is caught by her mother, seeing as you can't move right now
>"What?! Oh, dear oh no! It wasn't my-"
"Bullshit!"
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>>30650128
WHEW!!!!
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>>30650139
>"NO!" yells Rarity, at the top of her lungs, "No, father, this was MY idea! I really AM in love with you. I want to date you and marry you and have your babies!"
>She's starting to cry a bit now
>"I want us to be together the same way you and mother are. I know it'll be hard, if not impossible, but it's what I really want."
>Oh, oh no
>Now you're breaking your little girl's heart
"Oh, Rarity, baby I'm sorry. I didn't mean-"
>But before you can say anything else, she shuts you up by scooting herself forward until your face is once again muffled by her vulva
>"Oh, just shut up and eat your daughter's pussy like the damn dirty old man you are"
>Upon hearing her talk like this, your dong, which thought it had expanded to all of its room, expands to additional bit of room it didn't know it had
>You oblige her by beginning an onslaught of her vulva and vagina with your tongue, with the goal of total annexation
>You notice Cookie start to lean over as she begins to lick Rarity's bottom cheeks
>She makes her way inward, and you realize what she's planning to do
>"Oh, mommy, why don't you climb up here and show daddy a good time while you're at it?"
>Cookie pops off, with a slurp
>"Hmm, you know, deary, that's a good idea."
>You feel your wife start to climb on top of you, bracing herself against the large, sturdy iron chair
>She guides your cock into her waiting entrance, and slowly settles down into position with your manhood buried deep inside her
>As she gets back to her own licking of your joint daughter, she begins to bounce up and down on you, which you help along by bouncing your hips using your leg muscles
>So this is what it's come to now
>You're eating out your own daughter, while your wife eats out your daughters ass while riding your dick
>Who could ask for anything better
>Rarity starts to shake and convulse, having to grab the hanging bar to steady herself
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>>30650144
>Cookie's already climaxed, and is merely grinding you now while the two of you continue to work on Rarity
>Her pants and moans fill the room, and her body is begging for release
>You can feel the warmth radiating from within her with each stroke of your tongue, to the point that it feels freezing whenever you come up for breath
>You feel the heat intensify, her shaking and moaning growing stronger, her gasps and pants becoming increasingly short of breath
>"Ah, ah, AH!"
>And with that, her orgasm rocks her entire body, squirting a veritable deluge of fluids onto your face, quite a bit of which makes it down your windpipe and nearly to your lungs
>You cough and sputter, your body desperate to keep the invading liquid out of your lungs and to gain new fresh oxygen
>Who would have thought that you nearly went out literally drowning in pussy
>Cookie helps the shivering girl off the perch, and slowly sets her down on the bed
>"So, baby, how was it?" your wife asks, caressing her daughter's hair and cooing gently
>"It, it was," she tries to respond, in between catching her breath, "it was so amazing."
>She lays her head upon her mother's chest, resting and basking in the afterglow
>"And it wasn't just the technique, which on its own was incredible, but thinking about how it was you two doing it really sent me over the edge."
>You can't help but crack a smile at how cute she looks
>Yes, she looks sexy with her nude body casually displaying for you to see
>Yes, she's gorgeous, with her flowing blue hair, her toned body, and her beautiful features
>But right now, seeing her cuddling her mom, content with all in the world, she is so drop dead cute you could just die
>It's almost enough to make your boner subside despite not having achieved orgasm again
>Almost
>She looks over to you, and you flash her a warm smile to let her know how happy you are, both for her and for yourself
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>>30650147
>"Well, I think it's time to end off with something nice for him, don't you think, momma?"
>"I think that's a wonderful idea, dearie."
>Your wife and daughter both make their way over to you, swaying their hips and breasts in sync
>Rarity's cutely pushing her arms in to try to make hers appear bigger to match her mother
>"Now, I hope you don't mind, daddy," she says as she takes your dick in her hand and begins to lightly stroke it, "but I'm don't think I'm ready to go all the way just yet."
>You throw your head back and sigh in relief, glad that future you at least won't have that to deal with
>Rarity, judging by her facial expression, took it the wrong way, though
>"I, I'm really sorry dad, I-"
"Oh no, Rarity," you say, cutting her off as you smile and shake your head, "I'm really relieved to hear that. truth is I'm not ready for that either."
>"I, uh, really? I mean, you've actually had vaginal sex before."
"Well, yeah, but not with my own daughter. Wait, are you saying you haven't?"
>"Well," she says as she puts her hands on your thighs and gets down to her knees
>"I actually haven't. Not that I haven't done, well, some stuff before."
>Aww, she's blushing and looking away again
>It seems after what's transpired here she's still shy about admitting that she's had any kind of sexual contact
>Of course, as her father, you've expected this, what with how beautiful and popular she is, and the fact that she's a young woman wanting to explore these kinds of things
>Rather than try to dissuade her from it completely, you and Coomkie resolved, on the same day that you found out she was pregnant, to give her a proper education
>Warn her of the dangers, not just in terms of pregnancy and STIs, but psychological effects and social ramifications, as well as tell her of the benefits
>She, after all, is her own person, and you both want her to make those kinds of informed decisions herself
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>>30650152
>Most parents don't take this kind of approach, and you respect their decisions, but this is how you and Cookie decided you'd raise your children
"So, you've partaken of the dick, then?" you say with a devious grin, "Tell me, how did they measure up?"
>"D-daddy! I, well, if you must know, they certainly weren't as, large."
>"Oh come now, Hondo, what Rarity does with her body is her business. You know that."
>As your wife says this, she takes the paddle and gives you a big chop across the chest
"Ow! You're gonna pay for that!"
>"Oh of course. But, a threat like that won't work if you know I'm looking forward to the payback."
>As she says this, she turns around and gives herself a smack on the ass, leaving a faint pink mark against her already pink skin
"Hmm, yes, well. Anyway," you say, turning to Rarity
>She's still staring at your dick, as though she's mesmerized by is
>Eventually, she leans forward and takes a slow, rough lick from the bottom to the top
>Then she takes the very tip in and begins to suckle on it for a bit, before licking back down to the base with the underside of her tongue
>You're beginning to wonder if Cookie taught her her technique or if it's just something that runs in the family
>Eventually, after she's satisfied with the foreplay, she begins to take an inch into her mouth
>Then another inch, and another inch, and, whoa
>She must have practiced this somehow
>Likely using a dildo, if what she says about the other guys she's been with is true
>She doesn't quite get all the way to the base like her mother can, but she has to have at least a couple inches in her throat by now
>She seems to be getting a bit uncomfortable with the arrangement, as she quickly pulls all the way off with a cough
"Don't push yourself too hard, Rares, you're already doing great."
>When she hears this, she gives you a look that, you're not quite sure how you're maintaining a boner through it
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>>30650161
>It's the same innocent, joyful expression she always gets when you sincerely complement her work
>"Really? I mean, a lot of the staff at the school are familiar with the two of you and your, em, expertise at this."
>She slowly strokes your length so as not to cease the stimulation while she's talking
>She looks so cute you almost don't want her to go back to blowing you
>Almost
>"With the way principal Celestia talked about her threesomes with you, I wasn't sure anything would be able to satisfy you after you'd experienced mommy's blowjobs."
"Ha, well Rarity, Celestia has her own qualities in the bedroom. Besides, like you said before, the fact that it's you makes it all the better."
>Upon hearing this, her expression changes to a much more sultry one
>She resumes her licking and sucking, occasionally diving down to take a few inches in, but not as much as before
>She makes up for the remainder by making a ring around your base with her fingers and slowly drawing it up and down
>While she may not be able to go as deep as Cookie does, she makes up for it just fine with her tonguework and suction
>AS she bobs her head up and down on your shaft, she alternates looking you in the eyes, with her own half-lidded, and closing her eyes and moaning as though she were tasting a delicious dessert
>Speaking of which, at this rate she's going to get a cream filling sooner than you expected on boner number 2
"Rarity, it's so good, I'm already getting close. I'm gonna cum right, about,"
>But before you can say 'now', she suddenly pops off, and looks at you, remaining perfectly still
>She simply stares at you with a blank expression
>Then, she grins and blows you a kiss, clearly feigning her normal innocent smile, but with a purposefully obvious mischievous twist
"Really?"
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>>30650161
>she's mesmerized by is
it*
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>>30650170
>>30650170
>She shakes her head once, opens her eyes, and dives right back down onto your cock one last time, remaining there, and just gently suck on it
>Her eyes are open wide, making direct contact with yours
>Before you can say anything, before you can warn her, orgasm crashes through your body
>Jet after jet of cum are shot into her mouth, and she just accepts them, her body unmoving, her expression unchanging
>She begins to suck a bit harder, trying to milk as much of your jizz out as possible
>That, of course, won't be necessary
>As you start to fire the last strands of semen into her mouth, her mother starts to rub her hair
>"By the way, dearie, don't swallow it just yet"
>"Hmm?" says Rarity, her mouth not leaving your cock until your limp dick falls out due to gravity
>She's looking at her mother, and you can see her rolling the contents of her mouth around, as though it were a gelato she didn't want to swallow just yet, lest she lose the flavor
>"Why don't you go ahead and share it with him? He like that you know."
>She's lying, but what you wouldn't do with Rarity at this point
>Not that you mind it terribly, but it's not exactly your cup of jizz
>Rarity stands up, unlocks all the shackles on your wrists and ankles, freeing you from the confines of the chair
>She sits down on your lap, leaning forward and pressing her body to yours
>Her lips meets yours, both sets parting and letting your tongues roam free
>The taste of saliva and semen isn't that bad, what with the adrenaline and dopamine of sharing this type of kiss with your daughter blocking out unnecessary senses
>Your hands are exploring her body, playing with her breasts, fingering her vagina, tweaking her clit, and gently kneading her now rosy cheeks
>As she sits there, grinding on you and playing Rock'em Sock'em Tongue-bots, your erection returns for round 3
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>>30650047
I guess my point earlier is that it's only hot if it gives you the same feeling that seeing well-crafted animals does, rather than the utter lack of feeling provided by ugly, poorly-drawn things. But hey, you never know
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>>30650175
>"Daddy," she says after breaking off the kiss and catching her breath,
>"there's one thing I'd like to do that I haven't gotten a chance yet."
"What is it, Princess?"
>She giggles and stands up, and begins collecting her clothes off the floor
>"Have a sleepover with the girls here tomorrow night. Pretty please, with a busted cherry on top?"
>As you sit in silence for a moment, you realize how funny what she just said is
>You throw your head back and laugh a hearty laugh
>Not only at her phrasing at the end, but the question in general
>You had, for a long time, been against hosting a party of seven total girls in your house
>It's not that you don't trust Rarity or her friends, but there's just way too much that could go wrong with something like that
"Know what? Sure Princess. At this point, how could I possibly turn you down."
>As she finishes getting the last of her lingerie on, she smiles and walks back to where you're sitting
>She gives you a kiss in the lips, and then another on the tip of your once again erect penis
>"Thanks, daddy! I'll go tell the girls now!"
>AS she turn to leave, the three of you notice Celestia standing in the doorway to your bedroom, stark naked, and visibly confused
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>>30650183
>"Oh, uh, Principal Celestia," says Rarity, sweating nervously, as are you and Cookie, "I, uh, I was just leaving."
>As she makes her way out, she stops and does a double-take at the Celestial Brestials
>"Oh, my, those are, um, maybe I'm not as straight as I thought."
>And with that she hurriedly makes her way out of your room
"So, uh, Celly. Don't supposed you might be willing to, uh, not call the cops?"
>She simply chuckles and flops down onto the bed next to Cookie
>"Oh, Hondo, if I had the police called for every student I've slept with under the radar, I'd have a thousand years in the Moonville Penitentiary ahead of me."
>At this, she rolls over and buries her face between Cookie's thighs, raising her ass up in the air and wiggling it back and forth
>As if on auto-pilot, you're already pumping yourself in and out of her surprisingly tight love canal before you even realize you've left the chair
>Watching her amazing ass jiggle as your hips slam into hers over and over again, you realize that while Rarity's ass may not be as round or cushioned, you almost wish it were her here
>Thinking about her makes you feel a twitch in your pelvis, and you catch yourself almost firing off earlier than you'd expect on round one, let alone three
>You focus back to the woman beneath you, and she pulls forward, rotating onto her back
>She positions herself below Cookie, and starts giving her a rimjob not unlike the one your wife was giving Rarity before
>You take this opportunity to lean down and take your own place at your wife's pussy
>It's not really as sweet, but it's got it's own niceness to it
>It'll do

>2 weeks and 2 threads skipped entirely while I was writing this shit in pastebin
I'd ask if it's worth it, but for my >green, the answer is no
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>>30650059
>it's just that that long shit and skirt were
shirt*
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>>30650284
>>30650174
fixed for the bin
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>>30650128
And shit like this reminds me of why I hate everyone that likes this fetish and my desire to kill everyone that supports/practices it. Hate to say it writefag but that includes you too, for the fetish involved on principle and killing my erection. Fuck you.
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>>30650190
I just beat my dick to death.

>>30650385
Faggot.
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>>30650385
Are you talking about the spanking? Cause I assume you're not dumb enough to come to an incest thread and complain about incest.
Also it's not my fetish, and was mainly included to show how not used to this shit Rarity is compared to the usual swingers that the Midwest Incest couple swing with.
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>>30650190
You did good senpai
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>>30650385
Dude, you put way too much effort into this.
Just do what I did: Filter his name to hide his posts and move on.
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>>30650407
Definitely not the incest, complaining about that would be retarded. The BDSM trash is what I was referring too.
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>>30650086
>mom teasing her daughter
shit we don't get much of that at all.
>magnum is strapped in now
did not expect that. nice.
>>30650098
yeah this is good stuff
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>>30650499
Why don't you have the pic with those four and Applejack and Bigmac with Sunglasses?
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>>30650395
>>30650434
>>30650507
thanks m8s. I try to keep it surprising
>>30650501
So BDSM isn't your thing. Understandable, have a nice day.
>>30650499
>filtering
faggot
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>>30650123
That is the best and also the worst safeword. what if you were like
>Uh, THAT GUY.. HE WAS FROM-ow! HE WAS ON FRESH PRINCE AND THEN THAT THING WITH LL COOL J AND THEN NOTHING ELSE ow!
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>>30649504
holy kek
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>>30650147
>blue hair
You wouldn't happen to be a mite colorblind, would you anon?
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>ALFONSO RIBEIRO
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>"Scoots! Stay behind, there's something I want to talk about!"
>"Sure, whatever!" the girl shouts back with a wave, turning to see her friends giving her curios looks.
>"What's the coach want with ya, Scoots? You in trouble er somethin'" Applebloom asks.
>"Eh, who knows? probably just wants to talk about what we're having for dinner or something."
>"Oh yeah, Coach Anon's your dad, isn't he?" Petunia comments.
>"Stepdad, yeah," answers Scootaloo with a roll of her eyes. "Listen, I'll see you girls at lunch, I gotta go talk to the old man."
>Turning around and running up to the coach, who had a stern expression and his hands on his hips, the other girls shook their heads pityingly.
>"Boy, I can't imagine what it must be like to have Coach Anon as a dad."
>Yeah, with how hard he drills us during class, he must be really hard on her at home."

>Be Coach Anon, starring disapprovingly down at your daughter.
>"What's up, Anon? I kinda wanted to hang with my friends before next period," the middle schooler says with a hint of heat.
>Rebellious even at school, you'd break her of that soon enough.
"Well, you should've thought of that before you skipped out on taking a shower... again."
>Even with her tan skin, you can see the girl's cheeks warm up as she crosses her arms and looks away.
>"How do you know that? You've been watching me in the locker room, perv?"
"Well, your hairs perfectly dry for one," you begin, leaning forward and taking a sniff.
"And you smell of B.O."
>"Wha-? No I don't!"
"Oh, yes you do.
"How many times do I have to remind you that you aren't a little girl anymore, Scootaloo?
"You can't skip showers anymore."
>"It's not like I'm bothering anyone," she mumbles, face absolutely burning now.
"Seeing as I've had other teachers complaining to me about it, I'd say it is bothering others," you lie.
>"What!?"
"Mhmm, which is why I'm not letting you leave until you clean yourself off."
>"You can't do that!"
"Yes, I can. I'm your teacher, after all."
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>"This is bullshit!" she shouts, getting your frown to deepen.
"Are we going to have to wash your mouth out, too?
"Enough arguing and hit the showers, young lady."
>The strict tone was the same you used at home when she refused to do her chores, and she knew that arguing was pointless.
>With a growl, she stomps past you and towards the showers, the door slamming shut behind her.
>Waiting a minute, a small smile fights its way onto your lips, and you follow after her.
>Quietly, you enter the girls locker room, being sure to ease the door shut behind you so as not to alert the other occupant of your presence.
>There Scootaloo was, peeling her orange tank top off and tossing it on the floor next to her green cargo shorts, grumbling as she stood in nothing but her sky-blue panties.
>In the silence of the empty room, the scuffing of your foot across the floor echoed off the walls, and Scootaloo whips around.
>"W-what are you doing in here, p-pervet!?" she yells, covering her budding breasts with her arms.
>They are barely A-cups now, but you'd have to see about getting her a training bra soon enough.
"Seeing as how you usually just sit in here while the other girls shower, I figured I should make sure you actually clean yourself this time."
>T-that's messed up! You're messed up!"
"I'm just a coach concerned over his student's lack of personal hygiene.
"Now, are you going to take those off and jump in the shower, or do you plan on going through the rest of the day with soaked underwear?"
>Blushing fiercely, she tells you to turn around and not look, which you do, and you soon hear a quick ruffling of fabric and bare feet pattering across the cold floor.
>Then the squeak of faucet being turned, and running water.
>You turn around and sit on the bench, looking over to Scootaloo's discarded outfit.
>Casually, you reach down and grab the panties, turning them over in your hands a few times before holding the crotch under your nose.
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>>30650123
> ALFONSO RIBEIRO!
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>>30650190
I would be a little worried that she apparently just showed up to your house and came in, regardless of.. the reason..

anyway, top fuckin job dude. looking forward to more.
>>30650355
just fyi there's a lot more little typos. I didnt bother taking them all down, but while you're binning it, go through it once more if you're super concerned. I'm not.
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>>30650385
>>30650501
spanking is lame, but it's totally understandable why people like it, and it's cute imagining Rara getting too much but still sitting there and taking it because she's a good girl, and then being cuddled afterwards.
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> ALFONSO RIBEIRO
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>Yes, that training bra would be needed quite soon if the young, but maturing scent was any indication.
>And if she's anything like her mother, she'd quickly outgrow that.
>You're wife was quite the busty women, after all.
>Deciding enough time has passed, you stand and follow Scootaloo's example, stripping down before moving to the shower's threshold.
>The girl had chosen the shower farthest to the left, probably in a futile attempt to avoid your gaze, and was now lathering her short, purple hair.
>With her eyes closed and the thundering of water hitting tiles, she doesn't notice your slow approach until your hands grab her shoulders.
"I hope you're being thorough, Scootaloo. We wouldn't want any more complaints, after all."
With an eep, her head whips around while her hands fly to cover her privates.
>"W-what the fuck, old man!? Get out of here!"
"Watch your language," you growl, squeezing her shoulders harder.
"I'm just here to make sure you're cleaning yourself properly."
"Y-yeah right, freak. Like I don't know how to clean myself. I'm thirteen."
"Oh? Well, did you clean here?"
>Your hands slide from her shoulders, down her slender frame, to her pert rump, giving it a squeeze.
She squeaks, but doesn't get a chance to say anything before your left hand slides lower.
"Or here?"
Your fingers run over her slit, brushing against her fingers.
>"W-w-what are y-you-"
"You know, you really should start shutting your computer down when you aren't using it.
"It's a waste of energy for one, and it lets anyone walking by your bedroom check your browser.
"I would say always erase your history too, but you should probably close the porn tabs first.
"Daddy Pounds Baby Girl? Daughter Sucks Father's Fat Cock?
"You've got quite the fetish there."
>The entire time you were talking, you worked your fingers along her virgin pussy, teasing the entrance while your other hand reached around to fondle her small breasts.
You give one of her hard nipples a pinch, and lean towards her ear.
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>>30650558
>implying anyone would be bothered by less than one day of scootaloo sweat
she can rub her fried chicken grease all over my bed anyday
as for the scenario.. top drawer! we need more stepdad goodness
>>30650572
aha, see? He likes the scent. Stepdad anon is tops.
>>30650590
I like where this is going...
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"I've got to say, excellent choice."
>She's panting now, eyes quickly losing coherence while her hands cover yours, either to pull them away or keep them there.
>You're guessing the latter.
>"B-but, Mom..."
"Doesn't need to know a thing. We're just doing some father/daughter bonding.
"You know how she wishes we got along better."
>Your hard cock bumps into her backside, and she unconsciously pushes back against it.
"Do you want this Scootaloo?" you ask, still bent over so your head is next to hers.
>"..."
"If you don't, we can stop right now, I'd understand. I mean, I am just a gross old man, right."
>You work your middle finger up to the first joint into her.
>The tightness subverted by how incredibly wet she was.
>Her fluids distinct from the warm shower water as you rub it between your fingers.
>Slick.
>When she still doesn't say anything after ten seconds, you begin to pull away, only to be halted by her tightening grip on the hand over her chest and a desperate, "Wait!"
"Oh, do you want it?"
>"... Y-yes."
"Yes, what? Who am I?"
>"Yes.. Anon."
"No," you say, moving close once again. "Who. Am.I"
She's huffing loudly now, tan face beet-red, her hips gyrating against your hand.
>"Y-yes.. Daddy. Please,f-fuck me."
"That's my baby girl," you respond standing straight as your lower hand moves to her hip and the other trails up her neck.
"Finally behaving proper.
"But that doesn't mean I can let the rest of your bad behavior go.
"Not showering when you're supposed to, talking back, swearing to a teacher and your father during school hours.
"No, you definitely need to be punished."
>She starts to turn her head to give you a perplexed look, but the fingers that had been threading her hair tighten and push her head forward.
>Face harshly pressed against the tile wall, you don't give her time to register what was happening before you slam your cock into her cunt all the way to the root.
>Sheathed in her freshly deflowered pussy, you let her scream at the top of her lungs.
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>The sound of her crying echoes off the walls as blood trails down her legs and spirals down the drain.
>You hold still for a minute while she settles down, but don't give her time to speak before you slowly start pulling out her with some effort.
>You watch entranced as your manhood slides from that impossibly tight snatch.
>The pink inner lips gripping your length and her entrance stretched into a perfect 'o' around your bloody member.
>You can tell it's going to take a good deal of strength to work in an out of Scootaloo with any sort of speed because of how tight she is.
>Luckily, you're a gym teacher for a reason.
>Just as her sobbing subsided, you force yourself back, eliciting another scream from your daughter.
>"D-daddy! P-lease stop!"
"I'm sorry... sweetie... but this is for... your own good," You grit out between labored thrusts.
>Your work to loosen her combined with the increasing lubrication allows you to move faster, and soon you're pistoning into the little girl.
>The hand in her hair joins the one on her hips, no longer needed to keep her in position as she braces her palms against the wall to maintain balance.
>Every time you enter her, she's forced onto her tippy toes, and a loud slap reverberates off the walls.
>Ah-ah-ah- D-daddy?"
"Mm, yes, gr, sweetie"
>One side of her face pressed to the wall, her open eye looks back at you.
>"M-more..."
>Grinning you oblige, picking up speed.
>You're both going to be bruised after this, but oh so satisfied.
>She's screaming again, but this time it's not in pain.
>You plowed her straight through her first orgasm with a man.
>Pressing through the vice-like grip of her rippling walls and ignoring the splash of fluids washed from your thighs by the shower stream.
>You fuck her through three more peaks until her eyes are rolled back in her head and she's drooling.
>She isn't even fazed by the soap scum touching her tongue from the wall.
>She's dead to everything but the cock buried deep in her pussy.
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>>30650608
>He deflowered her in the shower! Ooh...
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>She feels it pulse and twitch, and it sends her onto her forth orgasmic wave.
>her hands finally slip and she falls, her face hitting the tile.
>Her lower half is held up by the steel cock embedded within it, however, and you quickly feel your own orgasm approach.
"Ah fuck, here it comes, baby girl. take all of poppa's cream like a good daughter," You growl, thrusts a blur at this point.
>You take her gurgling as a yes as you bury yourself one last time before unleashing the first of many thick ropes of cum.
>Pressed directly against her cervix, you no doubt flood her womb with your virile seed, and for a moment, you imagine what it would be like to have a daughter of your own to mold to your cock.
>The thought fades as your orgasm finally tapers off, and you stumble away from Scootaloo to lean your back against the wall.
>Without you to support her, she rag-dolls the rest of the way to the floor, chest heaving as thick, pearly white cum specked with red spurts from her abused hole.
>Where your hands gripped her hips stands out white against her tan skin, the color slowly fading back to a golden brown.
>Neither of you say a word, to busy trying to catch your breath and regain your composure.
>Scootaloo is first to speak, pushing herself up on shaking arms to look back at you.
"So, d-did I do good, Daddy," she breathes, a tired, dopey smile on her lips.
>You simply smile back.

>"Dad!" Scootaloo calls, running to jump into your arms and give you a hug.
"Hey, there's my girl!" you say, squeezing her before holding her at arms length. "So how was the slumber party? Fun."
>"Yeah, but I was the last one to fall asleep. The rest of the girls are a bunch of babies."
"Hey, not everyone is as mature as you. Cut 'em some slack."
>She rolls her eyes.
>"Whatever, I'm gonna go put my sleeping bag in my room, then I'll tell you all about it." She leans in to whisper. "All the juicy details."
>You smile as she runs inside, hearing her greet her mom on the way.
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>"I don't know what you did, but I'm glad she's finally warmed up to you," your wife says, stepping onto the porch.
"We just found some common ground is all. Turns out we have a lot of shared interests."
>Your wife smiles, leaning in to peck you on the cheek.
>"Well, whatever it is, I'm thankful for it. She needed a good father figure in her life. And I can't think of a better one than you."
>You chuckle.
"Yeah... me neither."
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>>30650636
>>30650640
10/10 dad would play catch with
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>>30650190
That was fantastic WF! Celestia showing up at the end! UNF! I have to rub one out after reading such fine smut. Thanks friendo.
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Don't have a pastebin, so if anyone wants to save this, go ahead.
>>30650558
>>30650572
>>30650590
>>30650608
>>30650621
>>30650636
>>30650640
It'd be appreciated.
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>>30650636
Came
Buckets
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>>30650677
Just register an accound, lazybutt, it takes a minute.
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>>30650706
you dont even need to, you can make one anonymously, you just cant edit it again
then presumably it will be added to the bin collection in the OP
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>>30650677
Link your posts together dumbass.
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>>30650715
Considering how reasonable your request is, you shouldn't be so insecure as to need to be a dick about it. If nothing else, you're likely to discourage him from actually doing what you say, which he should.
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>>30650703
FUG
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>>30650522
>Not having Alfonso Ribeiro's name forever immortalized in your mind
I had to look it up when writing
>>30650537
Nah, just wrote this at 2am halfway into my shift one weekend night. I'll fix in bin
>>30650544
>>30650577
>>30650587
It just came to me one night

>>30650579
Yeah thanks m867-5309, I'll be checking for more typos as I reread it

>>30650703
You'd best believe in sauce requests. You're getting one.
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>>30650737
I can just never remember how to spell it, particularly the vowel order. You would think it'd be a variant of 'riviera' but it's ribeiro
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>>30650737
>>30650537
obviously this is manga rarity. only the anime rarity has purple hair
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>>30650590
>With an eep, her head whips around while her hands fly to cover her privates.
missed a greenline
>"Y-yeah right, freak. Like I don't know how to clean myself. I'm thirteen."
here too.
>She squeaks, but doesn't get a chance to say anything before your left hand slides lower.
Again
>Your fingers run over her slit, brushing against her fingers.
Really? You have posted before here, and I assume you lurk enough to know when you fuck up.
>You give one of her hard nipples a pinch, and lean towards her ear.
And again.
>>30650608
>She's huffing loudly now, tan face beet-red, her hips gyrating against your hand.
Here too.
>"Finally behaving proper.
Nothing to obnoxious, just forgot the last " at the end of the sentence.
>"But that doesn't mean I can let the rest of your bad behavior go.
>"Not showering when you're supposed to, talking back, swearing to a teacher and your father during school hours.
The end of these sentences too.
>>30650636
>"So, d-did I do good, Daddy," she breathes, a tired, dopey smile on her lips.
" at the end of the sentence, and it needs to be a greenline.
>>30650715
This. If you are ever reading/posting on 4chan for any length of time you should know how to properly greentext already.
>>30650718
True, he should have, doesn't make him wrong though.
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>>30650706
>>30650714
>>30650715
>>30650718
Okay, other than my lack of proper 4chan function and etiquette understanding, how'd I do on the writing bit. I mean, that's the most important part, right?
Did you all enjoy it?
Do you think it was well-written?
Should I write more?
I'm new to all this.
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>>30650774
very yes, write more.
I'm glad nobody was like 'boo too rough' because, fuck, we need some of that once in a while. It made it even hotter. Scoots is made for mild abuse as long as it stays happy.. and he even gave her a chance to say no.
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>>30650774
Other than the etiquette and 4chan function mishap, you're writing bit was excellent. No complaints....aside from why are you not writing right now.
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>>30650737
http://i.imgur.com/rQNHeiN.png
http://i.imgur.com/xufwPPq.png

Even though I'm not a fan of your work, I'd never stand between a man and a good loli fap.


>>30650774
>I'm new to all this.
I could have sworn I've seen your name pop up with green before...
Anyway, it was good, and I'm glad it didn't go full on rapemode. It's a massive turn-off for me.
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>>30650765
Those missed greens weren't from a lack of knowledge, they were unintentional mistakes, same as spelling or grammar errors. Unfortunately, 4chan doesn't seem to allow for corrections once a post is made and it's not like I can have an editor help go through a post before submitting.
As for linking texts, I didn't think it was necessary since I made the posts so close together in a short span of time.
I was hoping they'd all be lined up without interruptions, but I was wrong.

I try to give you some free entertainment, and this is how I'm repaid. Jeez.
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>>30650807
That's fine, that's what pastebins are for, and what reviews are for as well.
>I try to give you some free entertainment, and this is how I'm repaid. Jeez.
If you aren't joking about this response then you are on the wrong site. Everyone gets it, no exceptions. If its a legitimate mistake, no hard feelings with it being fixed and moving on. Otherwise you will be reminded about it ad nauseam.
>Unfortunately, 4chan doesn't seem to allow for corrections once a post is made and it's not like I can have an editor help go through a post before submitting.
Well, we kinda have it by deleting the post before 5 minuets pass. But that's about it.
>As for linking texts, I didn't think it was necessary since I made the posts so close together in a short span of time.
Never take that for granted, link them together or don't post it at all. 4chan etiquette is there for a reason, and why everything runs as well(relatively speaking) as it does.
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>>30650807
welcome to 4chan. some people are dicks. thankfully, not all of us.
also some, I think, have that kind of weird self-esteem issue where they go "whatever, that tard isn't going to listen to me anyway, even though I'm right! I'm going to just pre-emptively treat him like the rebellious jerk he surely is!.. that way.. when he refuses to do what I say.. it won't hurt so bad..."

I don't know if that's a real thing but people accuse people like me of 'pre-sabotaging relationships to avoid being hurt by rejection' all the time, so it must be real for someone. It's the only explanation I can think of for thinking correction goes better with shit than with sugar. Like, what kind of parental discipline must you have had to do that?
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>>30650844
>Everyone gets it, no exceptions.
not even remotely true, but ANYONE can get it. you never know.
also, not everyone links all their green together, you know. I've seen tons of people not do it, and nobody's ever gotten shit for it
But most of them eventually realized how useful it is linking them together, so they got on the trolley without being told. Not because of some conformist urge or a respect for the ludicrous concept of etiquette, but simply because it helps other people read your shit, and making other people feel good is the only reason any of us could possibly want to post shit here.
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>>30650849
What part of this>>30650765
is being rude? Its how its done for all writefags. Or are you talking about this guy>>30650715
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>>30650859
That is also a reason, but I figured it was the duh. Apparently I was wrong on that front when it comes to newfags.
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>>30650860
I was absolutely talking about that guy. It is SLIGHTLY rude to say "if you've been here long you should know this already" but it's also a perfectly valid opinion, and I say things like that all the time (personally I like to know if someone thinks I should know something already or not). He responded by saying he actually IS new to this, so that explains that.
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>>30650774
>>30650807
top shit m8. Keep it up and you'll be pulling all nighters for those (You)s like me in no time
>>30650789
ay thanks cunt. Good to know you're there for faggots like me even when you don't like 'em.
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>>30650889
Which is odd you say that because I say this right here
> If its a legitimate mistake, no hard feelings with it being fixed and moving on.
Did you not read the entire post? I said it was fine before he said it was an honest mistake. So why are you brining it up now? Have some Rara tits
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>>30650907
Whoa man, I think we got down a confusing road here. I was basically saying what you're saying, that it ended up fine. The only person who I ever complained about was >>30650715 aka 'this guy' in the post I replied to, and 'that guy' in said post. Don't think for a second any of what I said about dick-being applied to aaanyone else.
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>>30650915
Ahhhhhh, nevermind me than m8. I thought you were talking about the actual review guy.
Carry on then.
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>>30650737
Did you actually watch his movies, or you just googled a weird name?
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>>30650860
Mostly the other guy, but still, being part of a writing club when I was still in school, I've always been told to give criticism in the "sandwich method".
Immature sounding, I know, but it means you start a critic by mentioning something you liked or thought was done well in a story, then followed by constructive criticism about what you thought was wrong with the story and ways to improve it,
Then ending with another good thing.
That last bits not too important to me if you just get what you thought was right about the story out of the way early, but still, all you did was point out errors, which I can't fix anyway, and didn't even mention if you liked the story or things I can improve upon in my next story.
Just: This, this, this, and this were all done wrong. Bye.

Though, I guess it is being unreasonable to expert an anonymous stranger to give you real feedback on a green. Your here for some kicks, not to work, so I guess I can respect that.
Maybe next time just start with a Yay or Nay so I know you at least enjoyed yourself before you list off my technical errors.
Honestly, I appreciate such corrections in other situations since I pretty much can't proofread my own stuff.
See, most people read with an inner-voice, speaking each word silently and limiting their reading speed to about 300 words, max.
I don't speak the words though, I just scan the lines two words at a time and comprehend them.
This let's me read very fast, but means I can't see mistakes very well, and slowing down to do so doesn't always work either.
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>>30650962
Nah, gotta say I never heard of the sandwich method, and this is 4chan. If you don't suck at writing you will get plenty of unhelpful "moar's", "great work", exct. Reviews are left to pointing out mistakes or grievances only, usually.
>Maybe next time just start with a Yay or Nay so I know you at least enjoyed yourself before you list off my technical errors.
it was my next post, but I did this>>30650780
On this site you need to be specific as to what kind of critique you are asking for if you want to learn something. Otherwise technical support is all anyone gets as opinions vary extremely widely here. And as the autism board, people tend to have a really bad habit about not being able to tell the difference.
>See, most people read with an inner-voice, speaking each word silently and limiting their reading speed to about 300 words, max.
>I don't speak the words though, I just scan the lines two words at a time and comprehend them.
>This let's me read very fast, but means I can't see mistakes very well, and slowing down to do so doesn't always work either.
Eh, that's what mine and other Anon's jobs are for. Bluntly beating the failures of writefags over the head with their mistakes to improve their writing. It works surprisingly well actually.
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>>30650959
Carlton Banks is my 2nd-favorite fictional character of all time after Carlos Ramon
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>>30650997
All my fedoras.
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>>30651009
Got a problem, m8? I should point out that Carlos was my spirit animal before I ever saw a single epin pun spic maymay on the internet.
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>>30651017
I meant to give you a compliment, sorry for ambiguity
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>>30651029
Ah, I thought you were implying I was a neckbeard redditor.
Anyway, I'm tuckered out on Raridaughter for now. Momma Pinkie To You continues/finishes Soon™. It's meant to be a lot shorter.
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>>30651037
> a neckbeard redditor
Back in my days it was "i agree with you" reactionpic. How fast the time flies, jeez.
Maud included?
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>>30648977
Deedee?
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Sequel to >>30650640
Inspired by >>30647887
>"Augh, it's sooo hot. When is the AC gonna be fixed?"
"When I figure out why it's not working. Be patient, Scoots," You answer, not taking your eyes off the unit in the window.
>Your wife is lucky enough to be working in a nice, air conditioned workplace right now while you and your daughter are stuck inside this oven of a home during a heatwave.
>With the AC on the fritz again.
>You swear it's busted more often than it's working.
>And your wife is too much of a miser to just let you buy a new one, which meant you have to try and get it running while sweating your balls off.
Joy.
>"Soooo hoooot"
>And there's that to deal with too.
"Then take off the jacket. Don't see why you're wearing it to begin with when it's a hundred degrees in here."
>"Because I look bomb in it, duh. Sweetie got it for me, and it's like the only cool thing to ever come out of her sister's workshop."
"Yeah, well, not dying of heatstroke is pretty cool in my opinion," You reply, dropping some little screws in a cup so as not to lose them, before pulling the front of the unit off.
>"Augh, fine, I'll strip. Happy?"
"Mhmm."
>You're staring through the jumbled interior, using a damp cloth to removed some clumps of dust before you started really tearing things apart.
>The sound of a zipper being undone comes from behind you and you hear a sigh of relief before two feet hit the floor.
>"You were right, that did help some," Scootaloo said, moving to your side.
"...You know, Scoots, most people wear a shirt under there jacket."
>She waves dismissively as you glance at her sideways.
>"Eh, too hot for that. I'm not wearing underwear either."
>You sigh, closing your eyes.
"Scoots..."
>"What? it's hot. I mean, look at all this sweat, I'm covered in it."
>She runs a hand slowly down the front of her open jacket, down her glistening chest, a shit-eating grin on her face.
>"Especially down here," she says, hand reaching the brim of her shorts and not stopping.
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>>30651234
>She grabs the zipper and pulls it down, revealing the smooth skin of her pubis before sliding her fingers over it and down her shorts.
>You feel your pants tighten as you watch her fingers work beneath the fabric and she moans cutely.
>"Mmm, just look at all this... sweat," she says, pulling her slick fingers out and holding them up for you to see.
>She spreads them out, clear strands of what was definitely not sweat stretching between the digits.
>You weren't sweating from just the heat anymore.
"Okay, Scootaloo, that's enough, it's too hot for this right now."
>What? I'm not doing anything," she replies, not a shred of innocence in her voice as she gives you bedroom eyes and sticks two moist fingers in her mouth.
>God, your clothes were really hot right now.
"Scoots, you know exactly what you're doing, so cut-"
>You stand up straight and go to take step towards your stepdaughter, intending to close her jacket and send her to her room.
>Until your foot hits the cup full of a dozen little screws and they scatter into the carpet.
>You both stare down, Scootaloo's undone shorts falling to her ankles.
>"Okay, that was totally your fault."
>With a growl, you whip your shirt over your head and glare down at the little girl before you, getting her to widen her eyes.
>Fine, if she wants to play this game so bad, then you'll play.
>maybe you can get some work done wants she's fucked unconscious.
Undoing your pants and whipping your girth out with practiced ease, you bring a foot between Scootaloo's legs, pinning her shorts down while grabbing her under the arms.
>With a grunt, you lift her into the air, her shorts left behind, and pull her close.
>She instinctively wraps her arms around your neck and her legs your hips while you use one hand to line yourself up.
>"Ahh!"
"This is what you wanted, right, Scoots? To be impaled on your Daddy's cock!" You growl, entering completely in one powerful thrust, her excitement and sweat making her perfectly slick.
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>>30651240
>"Yes, Daddy!" she shouts, rocking her hips against your lower stomach to grind your dick against her deepest barrier.
>You give your slutty daughter exactly what she wants, hands moving to her hips and lifting her halfway up your length before slamming her back down.
>"Ahh! Yes! Harder, Daddy!"
>You slam into her again and again, loving the sensation of her rippling walls around your manhood.
>Her fluids mix with your pre and run down your legs, staining your pants and socks while more drips from her and into the carpet.
>You'd have to clean that before your wife got home, but right now, you didn't care.
>You look at Scootaloo's expression of pure bliss, sunlight from the window directly behind her placing her in silhouette.
>Making her look even more beautiful.
>You lunge forward, capturing her mouth with your own.
>She squeaks into you, surprised by the sudden makeout session, but quickly sinking into the kiss, her hands moving through the hair on the back of your head and her tongue dancing with your own.
>The two of you are like this for fifteen minutes, breaking apart only for air before diving back into eachother's mouths, until she pulls away and speaks.
>"D-daddy, I'm going to cum again."
>This'll be her third, and you can tell she won't be able to go on much longer after.
>Luckily, she won't have to.
"Me to, baby girl, I'm close."
>"I-inside," she breathes, eyes half-lidded. "I want it inside."
>You want to tell her no.
>That you couldn't keep risking it.
>But you don't.
>You can't.
>Because your already cumming.
"Oh, baby girl!"
>Throwing your head back, you scream, boiling cum surging up your cock and into your daughter.
>She cums at the same time, and throws her head back.
>Her hands slip loose from your sweat-soaked shoulders and she falls back.
>You still have a tight grip on her hips though, holding her in place as you fill her to overflowing.
>She hits the AC unit with her elbows, propping herself up through her orgasm.
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>>30651248
>There's a sputter, and the hunk of junk kicks on, blasting her back with cold air.
>The two of you stare, first at each other, then back at the working AC, then back at each other, panting.
>Then you both start laughing.
>You take your daughter with you to the couch for a breather.
"Well, guess that's fixed," you say with a chuckle.
>Scootaloo gives you a big grin.
>"Yep, your welcome."

>"Oh, it's chilly in here. I take it you got the AC running," your wife says as she steps into the living room.
>You and Scootaloo are curled up together on the couch, fresh out of the shower and fully clothed.
"Yep, turns out she just needed a good pounding, is all."
>"Yeah, I helped with that!" Scootaloo chimes in, pride clear in her voice.
>Your wife giggles.
>"Well, thank you, sweetie. See Anon, I told you we didn't need a new one. I know what's happening in my own household."
"Uh-huh, honey, you know everything," You say teasingly, getting a hushed giggle from your daughter.
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>>30651254
This has to become a regular.
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>>30651254
And goddam if you don't bin it
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>>30651254
They don't think my dick be diamond like it is, but it do.
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>>30651254
>>"I know what's happening in my own household."
>"Uh-huh, honey, you know everything," You say teasingly, getting a hushed giggle from your daughter.
Plot twist: She knows what's been going on between them.

>The mother (she needs a name) could tell something major happened to her daughter
>The way she moved, the manner in which she carried herself, her attitude, all seemed to change overnight.
>At the same time, Anon tells her he's worked things out with the step-daughter that couldn't stand his guts 24 hours ago.
>Every time she's returns from being gone for more than an hour, she sees Scoots with a big "Cat That Ate The Canary" grin on her face, and they can't look her or each other in the eyes for the rest of the night
>She knows they've been going at it for weeks now...
>And she's O.K. with it
>Things could be much worse
>Her daughter could've ended up getting knocked up by some random guy who'll never help take care of her baby
>Like Scoot's father did
>Anon could be cheating on her and decide to leave her, while taking all of their money and valuables and leaving her and her daughter high and dry
>Like her last boyfriend did
>Yeah, it's super wrong, but if it means she can keep what little family she has left together, so be it

Feel free to disregard.
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>>30651471
Never thought of it, but it could be one of reasons why so many cases of domestic violence/incests is not reported to the police. My mind is so troubled right now.
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>>30651487
>My mind is so troubled right now.
Would it help if it was her fetish?

I'm tired and about to go to sleep. This might be a bit sloppy.
>5pm, she's about to leave her office for the day
>Alert from her phone, her home security system has video of someone in the house
>Video from hidden cameras her husband and daughter don't know about
>Anon and Scoots are shown walking in and almost immediately are on top of each other
>Must have been a stressful day at the school today
>She locks her office door and shuts the blinds before opening a secret drawer at her desk and puling out a rather sizable vibrator

at this point everything I'm putting down is starting to sound ridiculous, so I'll end it now

>Mating Press on the dining room table
>So much jizz leaked out, it's spilling off the table onto the floor
>Mother's orgasm so strong, she lost control of her bladder
>So much piss, it's spilling off the table onto the floor
>When she gets home, she kisses Anon on the mouth so she could taste the tongue that gave her daughter her first rim-job an hour ago

Good night, literal motherfuckers
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>>30651576
It's just it's not alwways a fetish IRL. I actually remember a family, where mom was dumped by husband when the daughter was 5 and married another man when 15. Neighbours were talking shit about them, but I did not consider it more than a rumor because I knew them personally, he was an OK guy and really loved his wife. But what if I was prejudiced and he could also, you know. Kid was quick to accept him, and mother was generally relieved that she does not have to bust her ass so hard to pay the bills, I did not hear much romantic sentences from them. What if she just needed someone to hug at night, even dealing with that? What if she knew, but he was too much of a convenience in everyday life and generally made her and her daughter's future safer and she went all Stockholm? They did not have much relatives too, so not much else people to rely on. And it could be millions of families in the world like that, just keeping it quiet for the sake of survival, especially if it's not just rape, but actual feelings? What if it is one of stable family recipes, in which things are actually OK, and that's just a legit variant to keep up? Could it be that it's just recent fashion of monogamy, because it was a whole lot of traditional combinations before medieval, which were accepted because the human nature?

I need a drink.
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>>30651624
Before I get shitfaced, someone consider this and help find fitting character

> be Anyon McFarrell Anyon is a celtic name, represents anvil. For calembur reasons., 28-30yr hunter/trader/blacksmith/whoever is not agrarian
> europe, timestamp around King Arthur's coronation
> have 13yr daughter and wife
> village is raided by bandits
> daughter somehow hides in the woods or just goes for groceries to neighbour bazaar that day
> wife dies on your hands or you're back to village afterwards
> half of people are dead, houses and crops are burned, everyone is moving to relatives they have and you don't (your job is a result of this), so village dies
> you are left only with what you had on you that day and daughter, who looks too much like her mother
> less and less people even consider her as your daughter - you both do not speak much on the road, newborn seriousness on her face and > not marrying kids > 425 AC
> live on the edge of the settlement since where else would you build a house, all center is occupied
> not much visitors since you are that far away from everyone and still too grieving to partake in holiday parties to know people
~~~~~
> be daughter, come to grocery store
"Hey, I'm from Anyon's hill. Looking for <a rare ingredient for a time-consuming meal>, he just likes <it> so much and we haven't had it for a while"
> women at bazaar start cooing about how much her "husband" is lucky to have such pretty and caring wife
> try to explain that "it's not like that at all"
> blabbermouth rampage after how modest you are
> decide just to leave
> going home, mighty tall thought in mind
> "Why long face, sweetheart?"
> realize you're virtually a wife to him, based on chore distribution and having to cuddle on single bed in unfinished new building/nightmares, share the thought
> awkward laugh
> 10 moons later.jpg
> why not
> hot medieval sex
~~~~~
"Hey, girls. Have any <> today? My d...darling called it delicious last time."
> Fin
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>>30649435
>(but before impregnating your human mom, figuring he'd try something different)
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>>30650587
Okay, that was actually pretty funny.
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>You will never finally have sex with Pinkie-mom
>You will never cum inside
>She will never teasingly start asking you for baby name suggestions
>As you have a minor heart attack, she will never giggle and tell you that she's just joking and that she's on the pill
>"...or am I?"
>You will never get a serious answer out of her whenever you ask (not that this will stop you from making love and cumming inside again)
>Your answer will never finally arrive in the form of a small firm bump appearing on Pinkie-mom's tummy
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>>30652850
>Not wanting to give your ponk mom another child.
>Not wanting to kiss the bump that is your sibling/child while she giggles.
>Ponkmom will never tell you that you're going to be the best father ever and you're the only man she needs.
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>>30651240
I like that she clearly enjoys the rough shit enough that she deliberately acts a twat to earn it
>>30651254
Hahaha, awesome ending.
>>30651487
>>30651624
I'm sure the vast majority of people doing fucked up shit mutually enjoy it. That doesn't make it okay, but it makes it less sad and more... y'know, angry or eye-rolling.
>>30651844
hot. More medieval pones.
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Okay, I'm going to use some porn/my japanese animes logic for a second here. If I had Scootaloo as my little sister, I'd find and hide all her sex toys until she became so frustrated (at the situation and also sexually) that she'd confront me in my bedroom and end up fucking me just to get some release.

>"You can keep my toys, Anon. I've got something better to impale myself on."
>Scootaloo's sweaty hand comes to rest on your cheek.
>"You."
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>>30653030
"Yes, thank you, Scoots. You didn't have to explain what you meant"
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>Scootaloo has to go to a dermatologist for her excessive sweating problem
>She insists her brobro Anon has to go with her for support
>When you get there she insists you go in the exam room with her
>Derpy the Derpatologist is too clueless to pick up on how eagerly Scoots strips in front of you, and the kind of lewd poses she intentionally gets into while being examined.
>She lifts one leg high into the air, gets on her hands and knees and arches her back, and points her cooch right at you, spreading it open "so the doctor can see everything clearly"
>The cursory examination hasn't turned anything up, but there are lab results to hear back from. In the meantime, you go home
>Scootles immediately follows you into your room
>Asks you politely to get naked for her. It's only fair after all, you got to see her.
>Gets increasingly pleading and starts climbing on you like a damn koala. You finally agree just so you don't get completely covered in scootsweat
>lewd things proceed, leading quickly into full sweaty coitus with Scoots
>Parents walk in on you. "Boy, medical treatments keep getting more creative, don't they?" "Don't skip a single day now, Anon. I can't fill in, I have to give your mother that same treatment."
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>>30653049
>"Your penis."
"Yes, I know."
>"To put inside of me."
"I kinda figured."
>"Because we just had sex and I liked it better than I like using my toys."
"No, seriously, I get it."
>"That's why I don't need the toys any more."
"You're ruining the post-coital moment.
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>>30653156
>Protein injections, twice a day
>May cause bloating, morning sickness, and odd food cravings
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>>30653156
>The test results come in the mail
>It's just a piece of notebook paper written in crayon
>"Oops! Turns out I'm actually a reptile studyer! -Derpy"
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>>30653159
Maud, pls.
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>>30653287
Deserves a chuckle
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>>30647792
Would you help raise the twin daughters of your teenage little sister and never tell anyone that they're also your daughters?
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>>30653316
Try and stop me
also I don't recognize these characters at all but they're cute so yes.
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>>30651240
>>You both stare down, Scootaloo's undone shorts falling to her ankles.
>>"Okay, that was totally your fault."
kek
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>>30651254
WEW LAD
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>>30653332
faggot
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>>30653339
>Cue laugh track, fade to black, credits roll
>That's My Scootaloo was filmed in front of a live studio audience
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>>30653332
>he doesn't even know the fishhorsewomen
DYEWTS?
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>>30653577
oh it's that siren shit, i remember that
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>>30651240
>Undoing your pants and whipping your girth out with practiced ease, you bring a foot between Scootaloo's legs, pinning her shorts down while grabbing her under the arms.
missed a greenline
>>30651254
Kek, happens to me every damn time, percussive maintenance does wonders.
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>>30653576
It lasted 27 seasons and a movie
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>Sister Rarity has a crush on some pansy hobo writer.
>Said hobo writer has a thing for Applejack
>This drives her up the wall to the point Rarity starts talking with an accent.
>Rarity even takes a job at a farm.
>You are obviously worried so you follow her so she doesn't end up hurting herself.
>You find her dressed in denim overalls and with a straw hat.
>It's actually funny.
>Well, would be if Rarity wasn't having what amounts to some mid life crisis still in her teens.
>Boss is happy that two young city slickers such as yourselves have taken an interest in good honest hard work.
>You almost die twice baking in the hot sun tilling the fields trying to convince your sister that she's gone mad.
>You look to Rarity and - oh god
>"A bit of mud ain't ever hurt no one, iffn' I say so mahself!"
>She's... She's frolicking in the mud in an effort to cool down? What is she an animal?
>Despite her efforts to embrace the simple life, she still doesn't get the attention she wants.
>Find her crying in a barn.
>Think this is the moment she calls it quits.
>Nope, her accent just gets thicker and she starts morphing into a walking stereotype
>"... No way, no how, Ah'm twice the simple folk Applejack is! Ain't Ah right Ahnon? Ah mean, what more do Ah hafta' dew? Have a tussle in the hay with mah brother?"
>She stops and looks your way.
"Rarity, stop this isn't funny anymore."
>"Funnay? Ah've seen how yew've been looking at mah butt in these here overalls."
>End up fucking your dirty, sweaty neurotic sister in that barn.
>Rarity does go back to normal after Applejack sets her straight.
>Some things can't be undone though.
>Now Rarity turned her sights to you, with the excuse that a girl of such higher breeding such as herself deserves only the best. Forbidden romance is all the rage in high society anyway
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>You gorgeous nieces, a.k.a. the "Temptress Trio", will never stop by during their lunch breaks to ask you very personal, and somewhat inappropriate, questions about your love life
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>>30653751
wew
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>>30653770

>You'll never bail Sonata out of jail after she punches someone in the face for stabbing Aria with a sharpened potato.
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>>30653751
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>>30653826
>sharpened potato
Go home Russia, you're drunk.
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>>30653260
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>>30653316

Adagio would actually be the worst mother, so I'd definitely help.
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>>30653751
>Rarity romanticizes the entire situation
>Is a bit over-dramatic, as she tends to be
>"Anonymous, darling, whatever shall we name our children? And what if they find out about the true origins of their mother and father? Oh, what a story it would be to tell to them! Two star-crossed lovers, each of them risking it all just to be with their soulmate..."
>You didn't ask for this.
>Anon is pretty sure she doesn't actually want to go that far and that she'll get over this "fad" in a few weeks
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>>30653952
>"Oh god. Oh god. Anonymous, Aria's throwing up and Sonata won't stop crying."
"Shit. Uh... I'll go clean Aria up and you go get Sonata's favourite blanket, okay?"
>"It's in the wash, Anon!"
"Did you tell he-"
>"I did, but she still won't stop crying!"
"...YOU handle the bath, I'LL handle Sonata. Do you know where her stuffed seahorse is?"
>"Also in the wash; Aria threw up on that along with her blanket."
"Fuck."
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>>30651471
this is me new fetetish
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>>30651844
>have 13yr daughter and wife
mmmm, are they BOTH 13?
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>>30649435
>impregnating your human mom
>try something different
oh you
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>>30653996
Wife would be around 25-30 too obviously
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>>30653966

That was how anon ended up reading his theory of criminology textbook to Sonata.
>"Uncle Anon, what's retri-retro...retribu-shun?"
"Well, to explain that, first I'll tell you something e-"
>You hear an unholy retching noise that can only be Aria emptying her stomach, again. God hopefully she feels better soon.
"Anyway, Sonata, dear, did you know that criminal law developed to prevent people from hurting each other?"
>She shakes her head.
"Well, it used to be that if someone did a bad thing, other people did a bad thing to the person who did a bad thing, and then those person's friends did bad things back."
>She doesn't look at you. "Like...when I pushed Sonata earlier today?"
"A bit like that. I know that she wasn't nice first, but that's because she was sick."
>Tears prick at her eyes. "It's...my fault she's throwing up, isn't it?"
"Oh no, honey." You pull her close. "What you did was wrong, but Sonata was sick before you did that, and that was why she kicked you when she wanted your seahorse."
>She goes right back to crying her eyes out, and it's all you can do to hold her close and to weather the storm...

A small and spiteful side of you is happy that you aren't dealing with puke, at least.
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>>30654067
>Sister joins you in bed one night
>The kids are asleep, and you're close to nodding off
>Adagio reaches under the blanket and plays with your cock
>"Ever think of giving the twins a little brother or sister?"
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>>30654045
Not in my headcanon, Boromir.
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>>30654092
>Boromurr
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>>30654092
You would not even have to fuck your wife, dude, what's your problem.
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>>30654081

You've never felt the sensation of your penis trying to go rock hard but also shrink away at the same time before.
It's horrifying, because for some reason you still feel the urge to just let her have her way with you since this might be a dream.
"Hit the lottery so we can hire a nanny. I've never thought I'd see so much puke, poop, and pee in all of my life, and I'm not sure I want to see much more."

The following punch in the balls was enough to bring you back to reality.

It wasn't a dream.
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>>30654145
what
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>>30654145
what
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>>30654018
I like that everyone appreciated that and not one person has corrected my use of 'before' that makes no sense and implies he impregnated her AFTER dying.
I meant 'not before'
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>>30654145
I had a mini kek.
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>>30654346

Always glad to serve.
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>>30654145
What?
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>>30654747
I think that anon doesnt want babby
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>>30653956
>It doesn't go away after a few weeks
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>>30654145
If I hit the lottery I'd have plenty of incest babies with my sister. How else would she get some of my money?
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>>30655681
now that sounds like a good green prompt. anon makes it big! his jelly sister doesnt expect to get much from him, but gets a surprise in that she's getting something better than money
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>>30654081
>>30654145
more
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>"Really, Anon!?"
>"Do you mean it?"
>"You're gonna be my first!?"
>"Oh, WOW! Wait 'till I tell the girls!"
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>>30648943
T. Josef Fritzl
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>>30656763
There's a disturbing lack of humanized Gabby.
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>>30656937
agreed. though I don't like the pulled-back hairstyle here much.
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>>30656763
>Your little sister Gabby will never use her endless optimism and good nature to break past your greedy, hateful kike genetics
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>>30651254
UNF! Thanks PA. You've revived my Cutie Scootie addiction. Please continue. (And bin it if you can. Thanks again.)
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Made a thingy.

>Be Dr. Sinister, Criminal mastermind and soon-to-be ruler of the world.
>Also known by your alias as Anonymous.
>Currently hiding in your laboratory because your arch-nemesis was on her way.
>The spunky heroine; Nightstrike!
>But you knew she was coming, and had set up a trap to capture her.
>...anytime now…
>Suddenly you hear the door open and someone stomps in with confident steps.
>”Sinister! You won’t escape justice this time!”
>You had to stifle a giggle. Boy was she wrong on that part.
>”Hmm… what is this?”
>Yes! She must’ve seen it by now!
>Your trap.
>Footsteps goes past you and towards your desk. You could almost burst in anticipation!
>”Must be some devious device for nefarious purposes, no doubt!”
>Now she must’ve opened it and read the note inside…
>”Oh no! *cough cough* Knock-out gas! *cough cough* Oooohh…”
>Thump.
>Gleefully you burst out of the closet and look upon your out-cold adversary.
>That’s the great thing with your auntie. She was really good at pretending and playing and didn’t mind losing every fight you had. She wanted to have fun and knew how to make it fun.
>But that’s what Anonymous thinks about auntie Luna.
>Right here and now is only, Dr. Sinister and Nightstrike.
>You needed to de-claw this kitty before she wakes up and uses her super-strength to escape.
>As you have learned, her strength lies in her tight heroine suit, so you gently remove everything on her. When you’re done she’s butt naked.
>...you really like this part.
>But back to the task at hand, you just in case tie her hands together before moving your captive over to the bed. The effect of the gas would soon expire so you’d still have some time before monologuing about her demise.
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>>30657017
>Auntie said it was okay for you to touch her wherever, to explore as much you wanted…
>Gently you put a hand on her boob and give it a soft squeeze. It feels soft and… nice. It’s a difficult feeling to describe but you sure like feeling it. Slowly you follow down the length of her silky body, tummy to legs with your hand.
>A soft moan signals your queue, jumping up on the bed and sits on her belly.
“My my, you never learn, do you?”
>You sneer down at her, grinning as widely your face could muster.
>”Urgh… you fiend… you won’t get away with this!”
“Oh I think I will. Nothing will stop me from taking over the world! Not even you!”
>A sinister laugh to empower your monologue, then you lean in close to Nightstrike’s face.
“In fact, you will help me doing it… ”
>”Y-you wouldn’t dare!” she stutter. “Not mind control!”
>...for someone about to be mind controlled, auntie didn’t really look scared. More like, excited.
>And she’s doing that lip-bite thing again.
>Eh, whatever.
“Oh yes. Ready or not here we go…”
>You lean down and kiss her on the lips. There’s little resistance as she parts her lips and returns the kiss.
>Did you mention you liked this part?
>You have to break away once you're out of breath, and by the way auntie gasps she must’ve been too.
>”...what is your bidding, Master?”
>You grin. Dr. Sinister wins again.
>But this game is exhausting, and it’s pretty much bedtime anyway.
>The two of you curl up under the blankets and snuggle till sleep takes over both of you.
>Eventually, the mind control would pass and go back to normal, but she always said she was on good authority that Nightstrike would find Dr. Sinister again, giving you a sly wink.
>Best. Aunt. Ever.

r8 jailb8 pls
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>>30657017
I love it when nemeses have this kind of relationship
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>>30651624
eh, not too far fetched. Look at Woody Allen and his now wife Soon-Yi.
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>>30657023
Cute/10
>>30657028
We need more of this.
Maybe have an Ally of Justice Anon finding out that his lewd and flirtatious arch nemesis is actually Aunt Luna
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>>30657023
That was some comfy lewd. Thanks for sharing.
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>>30657023
This is that famous cutelewd.
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>tfw no loving aunt to take away your virginity out of a belief that it's better you lose it to a trusted friend and loving family member than some thot
>tfw she will never kinda undershoot it and take your virginity long before you're even interested in girls
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>>30657266
How angry is Mom going to be when she finds out her little sister beat her to the punch?
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>>30651471
God, do I really want to finish the trilogy for this where Loosey Loo confronts her husband and daughter's sordid affair, as well as her own dark past, changing there family forever in the process?
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>>30657023
>>30657028
>>30657161
>>30657179
>>30657222

Glad I could provide. Have an idea for an epilogue but will be staying out under weekend where internet is a myth.
See y'all sunday, keep the green comin'.
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>>30647792
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>>30658057
I like the idea that Scoots mom wants Scoots to loose her v-card to her husband rather that to some teenage prick in the backseat of a car. She's trying to figure out how to ask her husband not knowing that they've been at it for a little while now. something, something, something then comfy, sexy, happy family.

Pure wish fulfillment, I know.
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>>30658205
I like the story. I hope to read the epilogue when you return.
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>>30655875
>Anon didn't go to his sister to make the deal; she went to him instead
>"Tell you what, Anon. Those however-many millions of bucks are just wasting away in your bank account. How about I make a deal for you. You give me $500,000, and I'll let you fuck a baby into me."
"....I-I... what?"
>"Too rich for your blood, slugger? Okay, $480,000."
"I was going to give you some anyw-"
>"You drive a hard bargain, Anon. $450,000 and when I move into your house, I'll ditch all my clothes right up until the birth."
"..."
>"You sick bastard. Fine, I'll stay nude even AFTER the birth."
"O-Okay..."
>Anon has never been more uncomfortable and aroused in his life
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>>30658748
>"What? You want me to kiss you on the lips?"
"...Good morning to you too."
>"How dare you. Even after everything you're planning on doing to me, you still want to take away my last bit of innocence?"
"I JUST woke up. Could we do this after some coffee?"
>"I'll bet you'd want to do it while cuddling, too. You'd made this... this FARCE of a romantic relationship with your own sister as realistic as possible, wouldn't you? You'd hold me tight and tell me that you love me, right before you'd slowly lower your mouth and delicately (almost hesitantly) plant it on my pursed lips."
"...we need to talk."
>"There's no talking during tender, loving make-outs, Anon!"

I can't tell if this is Trixie or Limestone.
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>>30658792
>I can't tell if this is Trixie or Limestone.
I thought it was Dagi.

> They say crazy ones are best in bed
> Decide to try
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>>30658828
>I thought it was Dagi.

>"Don't you DARE bring our other sisters into this, Anon. I might tolerate the way you stare deep into my eyes as you gently enter me, but Aria and Sonata certainly won't."
"I didn't say anything about Aria or Sona-"
>"Do you think Aria would put up with the good-morning kisses the way I do when we wake up next to each other? Or would Sonata tenderly thread her fingers between yours when you gently rub her growing stomach, like me?"
"I-"
>"Well!? Dammit, Anon! Y-You stay away from them! If I see you hugging one of them from behind, or... or... or resting your foreheads together while you whisper your l-love for them, I'll.. I-I'll..."
"...Dagi, come here."
>You wrap your arms around your sister and pull her into a hug.
>She sniffles and buries her face into the crook of your neck while you both pretend that she isn't crying.
>"F-Fucking pregnant hormones..."
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>>30654145
>>30654173
>>30654183
>>30654747

The joke was that Anon wants to fuck Adagio again but simultaneously doesn't want to deal with more poop, pee, crying, and vomit from babies.
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>>30658792
>>30658877
kek
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>>30658792
It actually makes me think of ol' rape-crazy Sugarcoat.
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>>30658696
She scours the internet for a suitably mildly-twisted self-help book so she can claim it's the book's idea and she's just following its instruction
because moms do that like crazy and often fuck up families
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>>30659276
kek I remember her

>"God, Anon, you call this a raping? I'm not even crying!"
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>>30659337
Can we have a bin?
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>>30659303
>scours the internet
or

>"Look what I found on Facebook dear. It's gotta be true, right?"
uh...
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>>30658984

That would be the joke, yes.
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>>30647792
> Incestuous Relationships

Scoot has no canon relatives. In what world can it be incest?
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>>30659791
Most of the characters don't have canon male relatives , we just make some up
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>>30659791
Canon doesn't really matter in these threads. We can easily self-insert as any character's brother, son, nephew, cousin, or whatever we feel like.
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>"Ahnon."
"Oh no, not again."
>"Trixie bring fancy champagne. She threw out and replace with vodka. Sit, we celebrate."
"What did you do this time, Trixie?"
>"Trixie sign papers. We married now. Come, drink."
"You- Wait, you what?!"
>"Dah. We are of officials now. Make many American spy babies for motherland."
"How the hell did you get us married when I wasn't even present!"
>Trixie slaps the marriage documents on the table
"That's- That's my signature! What? How?!"
>"Trixie glorious Russian spy, you know this. She have your handwriting down pat, like process of turning potato into unplanned parenthood."
"These are forged! Trixie, that's illegal!"
>"Trixie no tell if you won't. Now, drink."
"I'm getting a divorce."
>"Then Trixie take half your belongings."
"Like what?"
>"Your cum, which Trixie take anyway."
"And the rest of my sanity."
>"Konechno nyet, Trixie not want garbage. But she will have bear."
"Good, maybe I can get a real car that doesn't try to bite me every time I shift gear."
>"Then Trixie take your hand in marriage anyway."
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>>30659819
"That's not how that works!"
>"Trixie know good lawyer. He make work."
"I'd like to see the kind of lawyer that could force remarriage through a divorce settlement."
>"Is easy, Trixie kill lawyer and replace with Russian spy."
"I'm going to pretend you're not serious and humor you with asking the obvious. What would you do about the judge?"
>"Trixie assassinate and replace with Russian spy."
"...and the bailiff? The stenographer?"
>"Russian spies."
"The jury?"
>She raises an eyebrow at you
>"If we have one, Trixie slaughter and replace with regiment from motherland."
"It's a wonder you don't just knock me out and fly me to Russia for all this."
>Shocked, she looks at you with wide eyes
>"Trixie would never-!"
"That's what you were going to do, wasn't it?"
>...
>"Ahnon."
"Yes, Trixie."
>"Close eyes."
"No."
>"It hurt less when you don't see coming."
>...
>You try and make a mad dash for the door and get vetech'd for your troubles
>The next 10 hours of your life are spent in a rolled up rug in the cargo hold of a plane
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>>30659791
>What the fuck is imagination?
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>>30659819
>like process of turning potato into unplanned parenthood.
HA
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>>30659819
>"Trixie get half your possess. Choose hand."
"Y-You want my hand? What does that even mean?"
>"Ahnon is not of the understanding. Trixie take hand in marriage."
>Aww.
>That's almost sweet.
>A small smiles worms its way onto your face, and Trixie herself smiles when she sees it.
>"Good! Husband approve. Now, let us be drinking vodka. Ahnon needs to be very drunk before the sex happens."
"...I never agreed to sex."
>Trixie shrugs and pours two large glasses of vodka.
>"Is what vodka is for. Is how great-aunt Aльбинa conceive with husband, and is how Trixie will be getting pregnant."
>She brings the glass of vodka to her lips and takes a big gulp from it.
>She doesn't show any discomfort from the mouthful of burning liquor.
>"Now, you give to me your seed. We create superior child for State."
>That's not so sweet.
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>"Trixie have lovely dinner at embassy. She bring Sir Bearington, he eat too."
"Really? They didn't question why you brought a bear into the embassy?"
>She looks at you as if you've grown a second head
>"Nyet, they confuse. Ask Trixie why she park car at table. Tell them is old Russian custom."
"You cannot honestly expect me to believe anyone else saw that bear as a car!"
>"Hmph! Bear is glorious spy, like Trixie. He make honking noises, fool everybody."
>You bury your face in your hands and question everything
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>>30659796
Who said it had to be male ^_^
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>>30659791
Anon isn't canon either but that never stopped this board from inserting him into absolutely every position imaginable from Celestia's son to a school shooter at Canterlot High to a whole army of severely autistic men trying to start their own village
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>>30659954
Reminds me of a screen cap of some guy playing as a bear in some dnd game.
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>>30659954
>You look back at her
>You notice that she looks a bit hairier then usual, like she forgot to shave
>"Cousin anon! Let us go, we will be late for American movie!"
>You turn around to see your Russian cousin in the doorway
>You quickly look back at the Trixie you were just talking to and get really close to her face, straining your eyes to make out the tiniest detail
>After a through investigation your realize "Trixie" is actually a bear, not even a bear in a costume, just a bear
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>>30647887
I find this picture kinda arousing and feel guilty for it.
Am I normal?
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>>30648636
Name pls, sounds like a fun read.
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>"Ahnon, Trixie buy guard dog for house. Keep filthy mudak neighbors from stealing our lawn gnomes."
>"Hi there!"
"Trixie, that's not a dog. That's a pony. A... talking, garishly colored pony."
>"Nyet, is pink dog."
>"I tried telling her I'm not a dog. She reprimanded me about not being a good enough spy to fake it."
"I'm sorry, what? Why are you talking?"
>"Trixie teach dog to speak. Is part of training."
>"She really didn't."
>Trixie swats the pink pon- er, dog on the head with a rolled up newspaper
>"Shush."
"So, erm-"
>"Pinkie Pie!"
"Your name is Pinkie Pie?"
>"Nyet, her name is Razrushitel Pizda. Strong name for strong attack dog!"
>"I can lift a whole bag of marshmallows all by myself!"
>You can't help but pet the cute little thing
>And worry for its safety under Trixie's tutelage
>You still have aches and pains from that arms race through Mexico
>"So, you guys wants cupcakes? I know how to bake!"
>"Cupcake? Can Trixie use them to destroy motherland's enemies?"
>"Sure, no problem! I'll *snrk* make sure they're the BOMB!"
>Please no
>"Good! We make cupcakes then march at dawn!"
>"We'll sugar rush them and orange crush their settlements! We'll whipcream them 'til they pie! Then pick off the desserters! It'll be a trifle!" she giggles throughout the whole declaration
>"Now that is what Trixie likes to hear!"
>"Ooh! When we're done conquering the free world, can we throw a party?!"
>"Yes, we celebrate with vodka!"
>"Awesome! ...What's vodka?"
>Trixie's eyes glaze over as the spirits of the dead have laid claim to her soul
>"We are to be of teachings you many things, pizda pony. The drinks of the gods, how to assemble rifle and how to be of rapings my husband-cousin."
>The pony gives you a once over and shrugs
>"That's fine with me! Sharing is caring and I think the bear wants a turn with him, too!"
>wat
>"Oh? Trixie buy our car lingerie then. What you think, Ahnon?"
>For once you're wondering where Trixie's vodka is, because you feel like you're going to need it
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>>30660223
>>"I can lift a whole bag of marshmallows all by myself!"
daww
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>>30660189
Yup, that's what I got it from.
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>>30660171
>to a whole army of severely autistic men trying to start their own village
Or a single Anon impregnating every monster there is in Equestria, and then starting a harem with the kids of said monsters, and then building a town where only abominations lives.
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>>30660280
>"Anon? Why is that cow in a burka?"
"That's my 13th wife, Esmooralda."
>"You need help."
"Tell me about it! I almost called her Goatrude in bed last week!"
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>>30660245
>"Hey anon check out how hard I can pee!"
>PPPPPSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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>>30660200
>That DnD greentext where someone played a bear that had such high charisma and bluff skills that he fooled everyone into thinking he was human
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>>30660171
What fucking green is the one with the army of severly autistic men? Sounds like an interesting read
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>>30660141
sadly, most of this thread. i'd love a little clambumping once in a while
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>>30660223
> her name is Razrushitel Pizda
I tried to suffer through all the stereotype rollercoaster, but that does it. Stop using google translator for curses, you lazy prick, just fucking ask for help in /int/, do not make my eyes bleed.
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>"Ahnon, bend over."
"Oh no, I know where this is going!"
>"Nyet, is not Trixie's rubber crotch rocket this time."
>You stare at her warily, hands still firmly covering your ass
>The CCCP emblazoned along its shiny black length still burns in your mind a painful memory
>She rolls her eyes and sighs
>"Trixie wishes to, as you Americans say, toss your salad."
"That's kinda gross."
>"Trixie assures you you will like it. Now suck in stomach and put ankles behind head."
"You haven't been reading those Time magazines again, have you?"
>"Just trust Trixie."

>You grunt
>At least she was gentle this time
>And it was kinda hot when she jerked you straight into a shot glass with vodka
>"Great! Come Ahnon, put pants back on. We leave for aiport in an hour."
"Wait, airport? Where the hell are we going?"
>"Drug run for mob cartel. Now Trixie needs you to put on best poker face for security."
"Trixie, you didn't."
>"You are of carryings precious cargo in your shit bunker, Ahnon. We cannot risk you blowing our cover."
>Needless to say you'd now rather take the 'Rasputin Rocket' over Security Joe's beefy forearm any day

>>30660621
I thought single, simple words would be less of a problem.
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>>30660688
>mfw

>>30660378
Is barely considered incest anymore but I'm chuckling so it's fine I guess.
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>>30660704
It appears I've miswritten the replies but you get the idea.
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>>30660222
Omoi Kitte Imoto to Onnayu ni Haitte Mita
it's on sadpanda
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>>30660688
Doing it by translating simple words simultaneously does it even worse. Google is terrible at cases and declensions when it's translated from a language without them. What was it even in original? Cunt Destroyer or Destroyer Cunt? Because first would be Razrushitel Pizdy (there's ы letter there, not to be confused with и), not Pizda, but Pizdy, because it sounds like PINKIE DESTROY CUNT, and it should sound like PINKIE DESTROYER _OF_ CUNT, and the second would be Pizda-Razrushitel. As "pizda", the nain part, and "razrushitel", the noble title.
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>>30660704
More like
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>>30660688
>Security Joe
Damn it, I should have gone with TSA Ray Ray.

>>30660720
It works either way, but fair enough. I think I'll give it a rest for now. Maybe come back later with some cousin Fleur.

>>30660763
It should have been Cunt Destroyer. I couldn't quite get "Fluffy, Destroyer of Worlds" to come out right no matter how many times I ran it through.

But even without the translator, I looked up pizda to make sure the translator wasn't fucking up. I know it's bad and I do want it to be as close as possible to what I'm trying to convey. What I got were several synonyms, so even if it read Pussy Destroyer I felt it still got the message across. I did get Destroyer of Cunts too, which wasn't too much of a stretch as it still fell roughly in line with the joke. I decided to let it go with minimal risk since I'm doing all these on the fly and didn't want my train of thought to become too derailed. Sorry about that.
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>>30660763
and here I assumed he translated pinkie pie, and I was wondering if it was russian for littlest finger, or related to the color pink...
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>>30660823
Didn't that guy who said 'i am become death destroyer of worlds' say it in russian originally?
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>>30660828
Little Pink would actually be a very cute pet name for her if translates properly.
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>>30660843
>>30660828
>translation accidentally comes out "pastry full of human fingers"
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>>30660873
Trixie feeds the remains of her victims to Ponk. She also had her saddles outfitted with two miniguns. Her enemies know her as The Bouncing Pink Death.
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Where are the writefags at? Onichansfables and jeff? Did they truly die?
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>>30660823
Then russian language has a phrase "yObar-terrorist", which means roughly the same.
And also you could also use plain old Bobik or Sharik, which are not associated with anything else but dog.

>>30660842
It was Vishnu in Oppenheimer's dream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lb13ynu3Iac

Please, guys, stop this bullshit. It hurts to read because how stupid this is even if I was non-native, like crappy GTA4 implementation of stereotypes about slavs. You did not see a single slav in your life and they're horrible in a completely different way.
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>>30660939
you do realize stereotypes are funny, right? Especially this one. which isn't even negative.
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>>30660958
In these amounts it is not that funny actually. You could play it slick and insert elements of red alert klukva to make pun special, and instead it's neverending fuckaloo circuis which chaotic nature and elephant-grade amounts just start killing all logic behind the joke untill it's jist mess of all you ever heard about it.
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>>30661037
>insert elements in otherwise calm plot
that's what i wanted to say
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>>30661037
I would have cut it one post short, sure, but.. you didn't laugh at pinkie dog?
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>>30660440
It was a long time ago, don't even think it's in the archive.

Basic idea is that all the anons got transported to Equestria and generally ended being an absolutely fucking nuisance, either by constantly dying and forcing other anons to clean up their corpses or having arguments during council meetings on whether Twilight was anon #12046's waifu or anon gold teams waifu.
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>>30660939
>>30661037
Anon, like I mentioned before, I was just trying to stick to single, simple words. I try not to use Russian words too often unless it's common enough to be known, like nyet. Apart from that I used three words in all of what I wrote that I tried to the best of my ability to translate correctly, just to use for what I consider exclamation flavoring which is a trope as old as time.

Vodka and broken English? Those are stereotypes. Russian spies are email jokes. The bomb references are a /k/ meme. Everything else is me inserting random retardation to make Trixie seem as crazy as possible which is a stereotype on foreigners as a whole, including Americans in other countries. Half the time I catch myself trying not to write her as German. So by the end of all this, she's about as far from being Russian as you can get.

It was in no means meant to be a slight against Russians. Everything I write I do for humor, enjoyment - my ignorance isn't even a concern it's so far out of the realm of reality. And I do believe ignorance is a large part of what can make a thing funny.

We're in a place that uses terminology like mudslime, britbong and burgerland on a consistent basis. We all know they're just memes and don't really say anything about us. If I took every stereotype of my own people thrown my way at face value I'd never be able to cope. You've got to be proud even of your failings and outliers, or you'll never really appreciate your culture for what it is.

t. Amerilard, citizen of Clapistan
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>>30661307
honestly this stereotype is the only positive thing that has ever existed about russians
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>>30661547
I don't know about that. Watching them walk away from what should be serious injuries or accidents as if nothing had happened is pretty impressive.
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>>30661578
I fold that into this same stereotype. It's a very broad stereotype
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>>30661578
Russians are basically a living, breathing meme race
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>>30601471
"You're going to miss the bus if you don't hurry."
>It's your sister's big day, at long last.
>She stands off her chair, hastily packing things into her bag.
>"I know, I know... I'm going."
>Taking several deep breaths, she walks towards the front door.
>You hand her a sandwich, doing your best to sound reassuring.
"Just breathe, okay? You'll be fine."
>"I-I-I know, I justEEP-"
>She stumbles on a stray shoe, falling halfway to the floor with a squeak before you catch and pull her back up.
>"S-sorry! I just, umm..."
>Having her basically in your arms already, you give her a hug.
"Seriously, I've never spent this much time studying for anything in my life."
>Frequent stress-relieving "breaks" aside, she's been holed up in her room almost non-stop over the last week, buried in her books.
>If she fails, the entire endeavor of higher education is pointless.
>"R-right..."
>Getting ready to leave, she's frantically looking over some notes scribbled in her notebook, making sure she has everything memorized.
"Well?"
>Her eyes dart around between you and the notebook, before she sheepishly packs it into her bag.
>"O-okay, yeah... I think I'm ready."
>Opening the door to the outside world, she takes a step through the frame before turning around to face you.
>Hanging on the other side of the frame, you wait, wondering why she hasn't walked away already.
>"Anon..?"
"What? Did you forget something?"
>"Yeah, just one thing."
>She leans over, giving you a peck on the lips.
>"Whatever happens... thanks."
>She rushes away before you manage regain your composure, leaving you frozen by the door.
>Shaking the blush out of your cheekbones, you swallow a gulp of air.
>What's it going to take for you to get used to this..?
>She's probably out of range already, but you decide to respond, just in case she hears you.
"L-likewise..!"
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>>30662114
daww
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>>30662114
>You will never marry big sister Flutters.
>You will never give her the family she always wanted.
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>>30662114
I'm ending this here, for better or for worse, since this green has run its course for me. I've had other ideas in mind for a while now, I guess I'll probably start one of those off in the next thread.
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>>30662180
That story was great, thanks for keeping up with it for so long.
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>>30662180
Huh. That's the end?

Oh well, it kind of has run its course, so I look forward to the next thing
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>>30662114
ეს არის კარგი მხატვრული ლიტერატურა
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>>30662254
I've almost ended it twice already, and either of those would probably have been more fitting and less rushed than this ending.
But yeah, thx for reading, you and all the other anons.
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>>30658877
I'm too retarded to be able to tell whether she's actually against him fucking Aria and Sonata, or if turning this into a foursome is her fetish.

Or maybe she's just conflicted about what she wants. It makes her feel jealous just thinking about it, but it also turns her on like crazy.
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>>30662285
it happens. I'd rather have a good beginning and middle than a good end. when it comes to greentext.
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>>30661726
Did he get run over or did he just knock himself out?
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>>30662292
She's jealous and her pregnant hormones are making her moody.
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>>30662330
Hit the pavement hard, if he got run over by a tank he'd be a paste
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>>30662180
DATS IT DEN?
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>>30658604

>reverse image search
>there's more

Called in sick to work today. I know what I'm doing
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>>30660280
Ya boi DGA needs to get back in the dating game.
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>>30662561
I reverse searched and found nothing, neither did searching for the watermarked artist name. Can you help an anon out?
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>>30660205
Yes, but luckily there's an easy remedy for that problem.
>Drink strong alcohol until that voice of guilt drowns
>Drink more until the part of you that wants to fondle Scoot's DFC, tight ass and virgin pussy becomes the loudest voice in your head
>Jack off until you pass out
>Wake up
>Repeat
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>>30663057
that or just get used to wanting to do things that you don't do
I realize this is alien to a lot of people, but some of us are used to it.

also
>this pic
oh jesus, need some green here.. scoots takes you dressfitting with her for some stupid cotillion sweetie invited her to
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>You will never teach lil' sister Scootaloo about her body when she hits puberty
>You will never teach her how to masturbate
>She will never immediately declare this "awesome" and do it all the time
>You will never hear frequent invitations to observe, like "dude, check this out!" and "watch what happens when I do this!"
>She will never be naked/masturbate at inappropriate times
>You will never reasonably ask your parents to talk to Scootaloo about masturbating around you you colossal faggot
>Your parents will never decide it's a phase and think that it's "cute", doing nothing to stop her
>"Just put up with it, Anon. Scoots will grow out of it eventually."
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>>30663154
"Mom, please. It's really uncomfortable."
>"Oh, it's fine. Just put up with it for a while; she'll get bored of it in a few weeks."
"Scootaloo keeps going on my bed when she masturbates!"
>"That just means she loves her brother."
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>>30663077
>Sweetie is going to some ball she needs a fancy dress for
>Rarity is her sister
>She knows the CMCs are all going and they need new dresses
Do you honestly think she'll let anyone else make those dresses?
Or let you in during the fitting?
The only chance you have at getting a nipslip is if she needs help zipping up.
Unless you're the one taking her to the ball and you sneak away to one of the side rooms between dances.
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>>30663214
>she leaves a wet spot right on your pillow intentionally
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>>30663251
Obviously rara is too clueless to think there's any reason you shouldn't be at the fitting
>"Anon, darling, would you be a dear and keep an eye on the girls for a minute? I have a customer"
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>>30663287
>Scootaloo basically behaves like a cat in heat
"For fuck's sake, Scoots, quit presenting to me."
>"But Anaaaawwwwn!"
"And stop yowling!"
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>>30663154
>>30663214
>Not embracing the beast you unleashed and helping your sister explore her newfound sexuality
>Not buying her a new toy every couple of weeks and personally teaching her how to use it
http://i.imgur.com/piFvKNF.png because it'll get me banned

>>30663292
Either that, or she's secretly into lolis and incest and she's testing you to see if she can finally confess her fetish to someone without repercussions or judgement.
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>>30663331
>"Mount meee"
"You weigh like 80 pounds. I'd have better luck mounting the dog"
>"You know what I mean!"
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ChryssyFaithful, you still out there? I miss your incest story. Here's the link so that everyone can be sad with me: https://pastebin.com/9R0gmw91
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>>30663381
kek
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>Your aunt will never come home after a long 10 hour shift, crashing down into the couch and demanding you relieve her stress without even taking her close off completely, just opening her fly and shoving your face into her crotch
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>>30663717
"Jeez, I'm not one of those guys that whines about pubes in my teeth, but METAL ZIPPER is not fun to wrap my lips around"
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Hey this is a fun thread you guys
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>>30661307
I know you've meant just to laugh, but that one thing
>nyet
If anyone would study foreighn language, wouldn't they learn these first? She uses constructions like 'drug run' but unable to learn 'yes'? And same shit is thought about english, spanish, french, it's not even about russians.

Sorry for my previous butthurt pasta, but, you know.

>>30661578
It's about survival of the stupidest. Whoever goes through more traumas in childhood, is more prepared to life. We even have a phrase "A man isna boy, who accidentally survived". After what you would call a safe happy childhood here you'd be able to navigate and survive in forest, craft cold weapons and explosives from shit and sticks, fix a vehicle(optional) and know where to find nearest (at least not broken) bomb shelter. Not that proper american dad won't teach you all that before your first boner, but that's how our kids entertain themselves in the summer. No wonder you see so much russian jackassery in memedumps.
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>>30664070
yeah that is a funny one. everyone says it's unrealistic when dumb cartoons use only the most basic of another language, the words that that person would surely have learned in english right away.. but 2 things:
a) apparently people really do slip into their native tongue when a reaction is automatic, and 'no' is going to be one of those
b) it helps the audience because those are words the audience is likeliest to know
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>>30662505
context? looks like something hit his helmet? did he pull the trigger like a retard?
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What about a nympho sister, diagnosed by a doctor?

Anon has to have sex with her to sate her urges, and prevent her from fucking random people. Their parents are ok, if not encourage, the incestual couple.

They just casually fuck whenever or wherever in the house, even if they have guests or their parents are in the room.
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>>30664103
Yes, they slip, but it's rather screaming murder or just struggling to find a synonym amongst fellow russians so they would help. Never saw anyone IRL slipping to simple things you learn in the first day of language training.
Second one seems legit.
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>>30647792
Fuckin white people, wanting to fuck their sisters their momma their daddy and shit. You whites makes me sick. Fuckin redneck ass crackaz
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>>30664232
k lol
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>>30664232
It's funny because despite the stereotype, statistics show whites have the least amount of consanguinity in the world.
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>>30664232
But I only want to fuck my daughters. Is that coolio poppin', homie slice?
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>>30664232
> not wanting to fuck your cute sexy sister
Do you even have one?
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>>30664205
i mean, if you're mentally focused on speaking another language, you'll use the words you know, which will definitely include the obvious yes and no
on the other hand if you suddenly feel the need to defend yourself or shake off an accusation or warn someone not to do something, you might just spout out 'no' automatically without thinking. it's in your spine.
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>>30664191
always a fun time. honestly all the mane 6 seem like they would have disorders
>>30664139
it looks to me like he was holding onto the tank by a handle, and it came loose. quality russian workmanship is no match for shit soviet materials.
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>>30664191
That's blurring a line there, if the sister suffers from nymphomania and even the doctor gave her that diagnosis, that's kind of fucked up to go about fucking her.
Just my two cents, though I would be fine with it, if I can be okay with mute, autistic Vinyl, why wouldn't I be okay with this?

It could be that the parents just can't afford the necessary medications and therapy so they have Anon constantly at her side so that she doesn't get taken advantage of or do something herself during an episode. They pretty much accepted that sex is inevitable, but they'd rather it be with someone they can trust is clean rather than let sister's clinical promiscuity run unchecked.

There's potential for some sad/healing/drama green out of this premise.

>They just casually fuck whenever or wherever in the house, even if they have guests or their parents are in the room.
This shit however needs to go, it's not like people suffering from hypersexuality can't relocate to another room or can't hold back somewhat if they realize an episode is coming.
Like, maybe there's guests in the room or the parents are there when sister can't hold back anymore, so she just takes Anon's hand and excuses herself.
Just seems like unnecessary fetish fuel more at home in one of those Japanese pornos where the actors fuck in plain view of other people just either acting like nothing's going on or just being kinda awkward about it while trying to get whatever they are doing done..
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>>30664278
> defend yourself
In that case I use magic words "please" and "go fuck yourself", usually combined. I mean, if I wanted to insult someone or shake them off my neck, I'd use words that person understands. I could go full Shakespeare in my nativa language, but it would be a shameful loss when opponent does not understand my brilliant-formed and well-measured disrespect. As for warnings, the word "stop" sounds in russian absolutely identical, i usually use it.
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>>30664245
s'because we went everywhere and fucked everyone
it is odd though that the concept of 'white' is a recessive thing, and mixing muddles with it. If not for that, I think there'd be a lot fewer uncomfortable issues with that whole thing. But you'd think it'd be the opposite since the other races are more isolated.
Then again the whole middle-east-nobody-ever-moved-away-or-became-isolated-everyone-has-been-mixed-for-millennia thing makes it all irrelevant.
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>>30664288
yeah it has to be some fantasy disease where fucking makes it better, not worse
just say your little sister scootaloo went into heat.
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>>30664293
>if I wanted to insult someone or shake them off my neck, I'd use words that person understands.
I'm talking about automatic reactions here. evidently not enough english to grasp that part eh
naw you're alright.
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>>30664232
As a black man, I can tell you, with the utmost certainty, that I'd definitely fuck my sexy African chocolate cousin's brains out.
At the family reunion.
On top of the picnic tables.
While everyone's eating.
Full Mating Press.
No condom.
Nut inside.
And then have the nerve to ask Grandma to pass the potato salad.
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>>30664321
>potato salad
not to stereotype, but after that kind of picnic fucking I think even an albino would ask grandma to pass the fried chicken
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You wouldn't forcefully breed your sister
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>>30664461
Yeah, just like I wouldn't download a car or a house.
>>30664328
Some refreshing watermelon.
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>>30664328
>>30664515
>not a tall, refreshing glass of sweet tea to sip on while you lay naked in the grass and basking in the sun
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>>30664321
>pass the potato salad.
>not glorious egg salad.
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>>30664328
>>30664515
>>30664567
Why are fried chicken, watermelon and sweet tea black stereotypes?
Doesn't everyone love that shit?
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>>30664655
I do

Seriously, what's up with cheap, healthy, nutricious and tasty food all stereotyped to black? It's unfair.
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>>30662596
>8 hours and 27 minutes ago
Meh. Maybie you are still here.
https://derpibooru.org/1501326?q=artist%3Ahorsecat
I'm more than happy to help a nigga out.
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Next thread is "My sweet cousin is ma nigga" edition
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>>30664655
Yes, but it's the fervor in which blacks love it that's a little off-putting.

Here in Vegas, stereotypes are everywhere. So it's not uncommon to see a long line of black people waiting to get chicken. It's not uncommon to see a black woman order nearly $200 of buffalo wings from a pizza place every other day who looks like she shouldn't be able to afford it. Three different times I've watched as young black boys ran away from Albertsons security after stealing fried chicken and grape flavored drinks of one kind or another.

Then there are the penny-pinching Chinamen that laugh at everything, the redneck white trash always screaming at each other or their own children, the soulless half-Japs, the large Mexican families taking up illegal work, the Koreans that can't decide which of the above they want to emulate, etc.

Fat neckbeards in fedoras and cargo shorts? We got 'em. Prostitutes that are drug addicts? I've certainly never seen a clean one. Drunken Irishmen? Australians sounding like a bad impression of themselves? Ranting Italians and Jews? Catholics damning people? College liberals with more tattoos than sense?

It's almost comforting in a way. I don't actually have any animosity for these people, in fact they can be pretty fun to talk with so long as they're not assholes, which I'd say is at least half the population if not more. And that's the problem, is when a stereotype turns into an asshole that racism becomes an inevitability in the ensuing argument.
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>>30664288
Look, I just want my unrealistic incest porn. Most of the stuff posted here would just make me sad if I took it to its realistic end.
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>>30664574
>egg salad
Get out.

>>30664321
Pic related.
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>>30664753
I'm still here, Anon, thanks.
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Would you your little cousin? Farm work is hard work and your parents thought you needed to develop a bit of character, and your cousin's farm fit the bill pretty well.

Or you live on the farm to begin with and Bloomy here is your lil' sis. Whichever one you want.
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>>30665094
>that fucking uncanny valley face
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>>30665111
How's this instead?
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>>30665111
Also face-fucking is cheaper than plastic surgery.
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The writefags of old are dead
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>>30665210
Write something yourself for change
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>>30665130
>we will never get nsfw version
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>>30665220
>implying I'm any good
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>>30665333
I'm no good, but I still write, and people sometimes even enjoy it.
Writing has a low skill entry point for getting into it, and is free.
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>>30665333
>implying anyone mage to right without complaints from some faggot
>implying we won't point out what not to do
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>>30664655
I always wondered where that came from too.

>Yes, but it's the fervor in which blacks love it that's a little off-putting.
Do you have any actual proof of this being the case aside from the stereotypes themselves?
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>>30664139
>Poorly train grunt can't keep his finger off the trigger and ends up NDing (negligent discharge)
>Higher ranking and better trained soldier walks up to him and slaps him around like the stupid fuck he is
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>>30664840
How the fuck would a white dude have a black African cousin?
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>>30665537
One of your aunts or uncles married or at least babbed with a black person.
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>>30665590
>Hey anon, remember how I told you I converted a communist floppy to the side of good with my cock?
>Well, you have a cousin now, surprise.
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>>30665537
Great-grandpa Incog was stationed in Africa during WW2. He manage to become chieftain in some tribe and impregnated at least one woman. After the war, he came back home and never spoke a word of his time in Africa ever again. The important part is that she's ambiguously tribal like Zecora is on the show.
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>>30664869
Must be an American thing.
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>>30665496
Chicken is cheapest mest, watermelons grow in shitloads insouth, and the tea is something I'd like to know too. Probably cheap tea os no-good without sugar, and snobby farmers van afford to show how good their tea is, so good, that sugar will even make it worse.

>>30665537
For all I know Anon's skin is green lol. Maybe single parent could marry someone blsck.
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>>30665667
That seems a little too old, I'd probably go with Anon's uncle was a South African or Rhodesian or something so it would make sense that Zecora would be around anons age
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>>30665687
Either/or. I'm not too concerned about how it happened as long as she's related to Anon and has tribal tendencies, including a distinct lack of concern for personal nudity.
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>>30665720
But how else would we work in a love of booty shorts and FN FAL's?
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>>30665720
That, and the tendency to snuggle with you during those "chilly" 60°F summer nights for warmth.
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>>30647792
>You will never begin to notice your little sister scoots ditching her old sneakers for sandals more often what with summer and the blazing heat
>You will never catch yourself looking down at her footwear more often, trying to get glimpses of her soles
>Knowing how she loves to play rough with her friends and always ends up coming home dirty, you will never start to wonder how dirty her soles would get in those flip flops
>You will never pass by her room more often to see if she left her flip flops around so you could get a whiff of them
>You will never one day see scootaloo on her bed applying nail polish on her toes as you stumble by
>You will never get so many mixed feelings and thoughts about wanting to suck on her toes or lick her dirty soles after playing outside
>You will never stop thinking about her sandals and how much you want huff them so bad
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>>30665758
>snuggling in 60°F
I already have to sleep above the covers in that heat, shit would kill me
>tfw a fucking frozen leaf
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>>30665758
>60f nights
>in summer
Try 70 to 80 my dude. Deep south is warm.
That is a damn nice pic, though
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>>30665758
>Ambiguously tribal chocolate cousin Zecora wants you to grab her rump when you hold her to make sure she stays in place
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>>30665771
18*C is almost too warm for me. My bedroom window doesn't quite close all the way, so it's always nice and cool in my room during the winter. Pic related, it's me.
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>>30665776

I'm not even in the south and it's usually 70 degrees at night except after a good storm.
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>>30665771
>You are Anon
>You are also a fucking leaf
>You are laying on top of your covers, debating in your head if suicide would be enough to escape this heat and trying to remember if killing yourself gets you an automatic one-way trip down to slightly-hotter-than-your-bedroom-right-now Hell.
>It's uncharacteristically warm for your country tonight, but your hot cousin is too cold.
>Funny how that works out.
>It's only your sheer willpower and the fear of retaliatory dick-punching that's stopping you from shoving your cock deep inside of her and never taking it out ever again.
>Cousin Zecora lived in some kind of hellish Savanah/tropical shithole (you were busy staring at her bare chest when she was explaining this to you, so you aren't 100% sure where she came from) her whole life, so she's used to much warmer weather.
>Warmer than... what is this, 20 degrees? 25? Your leafy ass might as well be standing in front of an open oven, for all the difference it would make.
>20*C = 70*f; 25*C = 80*F, give or take a few degrees
>The back of your shirt is soaking wet from all the sweating you're doing, but Zecora is shivering so badly that it's making ripples appear on her glorious ass cheeks.
>When she asked if she could crawl on top of you to share some warmth, you had to decide if risking a heat stroke was worth those perk breasts pressing against your face and your dick hot-dogging her vulva
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>>30665955
That's what I meant. We keep it about 70f inside, stepping outside usually feels like stepping into a soggy oven. Even nights, except, as you said, after a storm.
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>>30666079

Oh my god it was a beautiful sixty degrees after last night. And it's still cool today for some reason.

Celestia has granted me a mercy, surely, for my faithfulness.
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>>30665998
FUG
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>>30664655
It's a southern thing, and for a long time black people only lived in the south
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>>30665094
in case you haven't read already: http://pastebin.com/P7m2cfXX
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>>30666592
>"Ah, much better, now we're at home. I'm glad I can strip when we're all alone."
>"Cousin, did I make you blush? Wh-where are you going; what's the rush?"
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>>30665765
It is annoying being into feet and then someone makes a post with literally everything that turns me off.
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>>30665998

Operation convince Zecora to stay to see Winter so you can give her the dick in proper weather is underway!
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>>30665998
>wearing clothes in bed
well there's your problem.
sometimes I feel like AC is going out of style (Gosh, I wonder why that might be) and I'm the only one left with fantastic AC
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>>30666699
It's the worst. Same thing happens to me when I go looking for stuff that pertains to my own various interests.
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>>30666706
>"I need your skin in this frigid chill"
>"Please stick it in and hold me still"
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>>30666722
>Japanese artists literally only draw armpit hair on grotesque pendulous-breasted women and only in scat hentai
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>>30666730
>hentai
>beautifully drawn
>girl is hot, body isn't weird and out of proportion everywhere
>breasts are not 8 times bigger than her head
>gets fucked by a balding, disgusting pig-man
FUCK
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>>30666722
>>30666699
>>30666730

That feel when people who draw ABDL don't know how to draw diapers or attractive women.
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>>30666740
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>>30666762
At least that's relatively new. Not that I was terribly fond of the 'blandy mcgee and/or the world's girliest man' standard prior
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>>30665796
You have my fist for bumping, tovarishch.
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>>30666762
At least I can self insert now.
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>>30666762
>pouty lips
written by someone who has evidently only heard of hentai at a distance.
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>>30666784
> world's girliest man
At least he's not that disgusting. I get the idea, some like to project themselves into the action, but how self-loving should they be to insert themselves as it is, with all that fat flopping around? That's everything SJW were trying to achieve and these celestials don't even care. I am even jealous a little.
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>>30666800
>> world's girliest man
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>>30666861
Jesus, that face...
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>>30666762
I've always wandered what the fuck was up with those hentais where the dude is a fat ugly guy with ridiculously huge nigger lips.
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>>30666996
>wandered
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>>30666699
can you be any more of a fag than your are
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>>30647792
i want to spank her vulva
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>>30667089
>Reminder that the only appropriate way to give your daughteru a spanking in on her vagina.
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>>30666861
obviously exposed himself to prove he actually had a penis..
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>>30667089
>You will never slap your daughter right on the vagina
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Fucking degenerates slapping her on the vagina, rather than inserting your penis inside like Christ would want you to. I bet you wouldn't marry her too.
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>>30667184
I know, right? I'll bet they wouldn't even tenderly kiss her just as they enter her for the first time.
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>>30667184
or at least just gentle patting. it can make a smacking sound but for god's sake dont hurt her in the best spot
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>>30667089
>>30667146
>>30667162
slap de pussy
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>>30667184
>>30667206
>>30667213
>They've never had a super masochistic girl.
If daughteru can't get off if I don't take a bullwhip to her crotch before I fuck her raw, guess what foreplay's gonna be?
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>>30667231
>>30667245
hot
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>Care to cut a rug with your big sis, sugarcube?
Incest is canon
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>>30667684
>"Now ah'm only teachin' you how this feels so you won't get hornswoggled by some smooth-talkin feller who thinks he can rock your world. It's really no big deal, right?"
>"UM, UM, UM, SURE!"
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>>30668142
>Applebloom later got her world rocked by Big Mac
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>>30666699
>>30666761
Have you tow considered the lovely savior known as the shotgun. With two pumps of his mighty chamber you will never have to worry about shit taste, and the problems associated to it, again.
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>>30647792
Applejack tries to impress her city slicker cousin.
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>>30667684
>>30668142
I want Applejack to be my honest, loving sister who doesn't see anything wrong with our relationship and doesn't feel a lick of shame for hooking up with her brother. She wouldn't even try to hide it; she'd give Anon a good-morning kiss at the breakfast table in front of the rest of their family.
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>>30668422
Family shares
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>>30668517
>meface when you will never impregnate your beautiful sisters and have children more fucked up than Charles II.
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>>30668274
>You will never wipe off the makeup she has on and say,
"AJ you don't need to dress up and look all fancy to get me to impress me, I love you the way you are."
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>>30668592
*tips Stetson*
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>>30668537
But they'll be OUR lil' fuck-ups.
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>>30668608
>m'brother
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>>30668608
>Not wanting a hot southern cousin to marry.
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>>30668517
>"Family shares."
>You shudder at the look that Granny gives you.
>A woman as old as she is shouldn't be able to give you bedroom eyes.
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>>30666709
>tfw Albertafag
>tfw constantly tell myself "I'm not buying an AC for 3 months out of the year!"
>tfw those three months can easily reach above 30 C (86 F)
Fucking prairie/taiga whether mang, there's no such thing as "mild" in this god forsaken place
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>>30669197
It's like that in seattle. Fucking idiots. I just got a portable one.
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>>30666706
>She wakes up one morning
>When she looks out the window she sees about three feet of snow covering everything (despite the fact that yesterday it was about 20°C and everything was green, we don't have fall in Canada)
>Her eyes light up like a kid during Christmas since she's never seen snow before
>You're in the kitchen making coffee and turning the heater on when you see Zecora come racing down the stairs
>When you see her unlock the door you immediately reach out to her and yell "wait, Zecora, don-"
>It's too late, she opens the door and runs outside
>Three seconds later you see a blood curdling scream and see your cousin rush back in
>Her fingers are numb, nose red, frost clings to her eyebrows
"I tried to warn you! I tried to warn you about Canada!"
>She didn't close the door behind her, your entire house frosts over as she goes completely still
>She falls over and shatters
>You go to sip your coffee, only to let out a muffled "shit" when you realize it's frozen and your lips are stuck to the cup
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>>30669265
"I go through more cousins that way"
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>>30668199
>That, and her holes stretched
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>>30669565
fuck
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>>30666592
>You will never have great ease latching onto and suckling your cousin's Hershey Kisses because your cold apartment's making her nipples rock hard
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>>30669565
let's just tug those down now
we need more apple bloom acting out scenes from Hounddog, but where she likes being molested so it's not sad
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>>30669656
interesting design.. I can tell what it's supposed to evoke, but... when your hair is white or partially white, painting that shape in white on your face makes it look like a beard shadow
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>>30669656
>"My nips are so cold, they feel hard and thick. Cousin, come warm me, I need you to lick."
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New thread when
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>>30670129
When your Aunt cums
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>>30670129
When this one starts autosaging
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>>30670129
When you finally manage to out-fuck mama Pinkie Pie. For all she brags about having the stamina of a teenager, she sure has trouble keeping up with her own teenaged son
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>Cousin Rainbow will never destroy your penis with her athletic abilities.
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>>30670225
>You are Anon, and your cousin is doing weird things on your bed.
"R-Rainbow?"
>Your cousin crosses her legs in mid air, trying (and failing) to imitate the girl on the front of the magazine.
>"What's up, little man? I'm a little busy here right now."
"I've been looking through your magazine, right?"
>Rainbow arcs her back, and an audible -crick- makes you wince.
>"Uh-huh?"
"And I'm looking at this '8 sex positions' list..."
>Rainbow raises one of her arms into the air and immediately collapses, her one arm unable to support her weight at such a bizarre angle.
>Lucky for her, the mattress broke her fall.
>"Fuck! Uh, what about it?"
>You look down at the article and drag your finger down to one of the least sexually-pleasing suggestions you've ever seen.
"Well, I have some concerns about number 7."
>"Number 7? That's, uh... that's the 'Snake Grip', right?"
"Yeah. You see... the entire description is just, 'Grab his penis and pull as hard as you can. Keep pulling no matter what he says. Just do it. Just fucking do it.' "
>Your balls try to retreat into your body cavity at the thought of that.
>Whatever the opposite of an erection is, you've got that.
"I can tell you right now that that isn't going to happen."
>Rainbow scoffs while you browse the other equally horrifying suggestions.
>Jesus, have these women ever even touched a male before?
>'Wrap your lips around the head of his penis and blow as hard as you can.'
>Fuck.
>"Nah, I'm not interested in that one. Check out number 3!"
>You take a deep breath and brace yourself, and then glance across the page.
>...
>You can't fucking tell what's going on in this picture.
>>
>>30670344
>What is that girl even doing?
>Is this position even possible?
"The... the 'double helix catwalk inverter'?"
"Uh-huh!"
>What the actual fuck?
>These sound like wrestling moves, or magic attack names from your Japanese animes.
>When you look back up, your cousin has one leg propped up against the wall and the other one twisted sideways in a way that looks painful just to see another person do it.
She gazes at you lustfully, giving you some impressive upside-down bedroom eyes.
>"Tell you what, cousin," she purrs, "Put that dumb thing away and get over here. If you can manage to rotate yourself 120 degrees clockwise and wrap your ankles around your head, I'll make you feel so gr-RROOOFF"
>Your cousin's loose top chose that exact moment to fall down/slide up her chest and smother Rainbow's face, startling her and causing her to loose her balance.
>She hits the mattress at an awkward angle, bounces off the edge, and then lands in a groaning heap at your feet.
>Thanks, Cosmo.
>>
>>30670225
>>30670344
>>30670350
>you will never have to fuck your sister ragged with your own made up sex moves to put in the next cosmo magazine
>you will never be given truckloads of thank you letters from people that took your advice over the shitty editors.
>>
>>30670365
>"Dear 'who-the-fuck-is-this': Thank you so much for your advice. My husband enjoys oral sex so much more now that I don't choose a random moment to bite down."
>"For the desk of 'who-the-fuck-is-this': my sex life has never been better. i now know not to rub my partners thighs and blow hot air onto his testicles. youve save my marriage"
>"Dearest 'who-the-fuck-is-this': I never thought it would happen to me."
>The fuck is this?
>All you did was find one of those 'Suggestions from the Readers' columns and submit sex in the missionary position with the lights on for the purpose of procreation.
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>>30670404
>My husband enjoys oral sex so much more now that I don't choose a random moment to bite down.
i would flat out closed fist punch a bitch full force for this

right in the cunt
>>
>>30669197

Man, 6 years ago we had ten days just in July that were over 100F.

If 86 were the hottest it got around here I might actually be able to tolerate summers
>>
>>30670657
But that would mean that whenever is wasn't 86F, you'd have to deal with -22F (for about 8 months out of the year).

Is that a trade off you could live with?
>>
>>30670657
There was one year here, think it was like, 2008, where the average daily temperature was around 110 every day for like a full month.
You get used to the heat in the gulf region, but holy fuck that was a scorcher, even for here.
>>
>>30670667
How windy are we talking? We get 0F for a couple weeks solid and without bowling wind, I actually rather enjoy that. Long T shirt and jeans weather, that is.
>>
Should next thread be Cousin Rainbow destroys Anon's penis edition?
>>
>>30670682
It varies, sometime completely still, sometimes snowing sideways
>>
>>30670682
This. People say 'not the heat, but the humidity' all the time, but it's much more pertinent to cold. the damp, saturated air in seattle chills you to the bone when it hits 40, whereas in the middle of the continent, 0 feels like nothing as long as the air is still, because the air is so dry it literally doesn't have enough molecules to affect you much. It's like how they say the sun's corona wouldn't do jack if you could somehow be in only-it and not the rest of the sun, even though it's the second hottest part.
>>
>>30670350
M-more?
>>
>>30650706
>>30650714
>>30651292
>>30656998
At your request, here is the binned story. Please enjoy
https://pastebin.com/9A7YGiCG

>>30669565
I'm tempted to do a story where Applebloom tried to seduce Applejack's husband, Anon, after hearing him rock her world every night.
Brother-in-law incest.
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>>30670843
that's not incest at all though.. that's just cheating
>>
>>30670843
hot
>>
>>30670852
>Anon is AJ's cousin.
>>
>>30670930
oh there we go.
of course it ends with all three of them, right?
maybe AJ mildly disciplining her wee sister for trying to steal her man
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>Momma Twilight will never strap you to your bed and spend nearly dozens of hours sexually torturing you for "science"
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>>30670735
>0 feels like nothing as long as the air is still
>as long as the air is still
>AIR IS STILL
IT'S NEVER FUCKING STILL IN WINTER, IT'S ALWAYS HOWLING. Do you have any idea how much it fucking sucks to be out on flat tarmac in January, when it's -25F below zero and the STRONG FUCKING WIND CHILL brings it down to -40? If you have so much as an inch of skin exposed it feels like it's flash freezing.
>>
Who will do the honors?
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>>30671003
>tfw you have to wash your hands because you were throwing out garbage at your work and your hands are hard and numb
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>>30671011
I will. What should i name it?
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>>30669197

I live in PA, which regularly gets those temperatures your fear.

I use a fan.
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>>30671017
Sweaty cousin Dash?
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>>30671017
Kenny edition
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>>30671033
hhhhehehehe
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>>30671052 >>30671052 >>30671052 >>30671052 >>30671052 >>30671052
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>>30663407
That actually does sound interesting. Potential feels there. I wouldn't mind reading more.
>>
So, does the thread become an archive now? Does anyone want to enlighten me on this process since I'm a newcomer?
Why can I still comment when it says bump limit reached?
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>>30647792
Bye bye chicken.
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