Staring satan into the eyes,
(continue)
>>30647177
Dearest OP,
Tie some twine around your balls as tight as you can. Tie the other end to the saddle of a horse nice and securely. Proceed to then slap its ass as hard as you can.
Sincerely,
Anonymous
>>30647251
>>30648031
If your brains were dynamite there wouldn't be enough to blow your hats off.