>"Y'all better stop callin' me a mudpony or else Ah am gonna hafta show you what a 'mudpony' might do to ya."
"Applejack, Let ride"
"Dude, just chill ooooooout. Do you really wanna discolor your aura over a silly comment? Let it go, AJ.
Wanna toke? You'll feel better."
>>30645340
>"Y'all better stop callin' me a rulebreaker or else Ah am gonna hafta show you what a 'rulebreaker' might do to ya."
>>30645340
Mud
Pony
>>30645351
>OP posts an RP trying to elicit superior unicorn replies
>anon posts chillhorse and derails the entire fucking thing
Kudos.
>>30645340
Where are your parents oh that's right they're dead what a surprise mudpony.
>>30645351
I hate stoners, they are so full of shit. Always trying to be the chillest dude around, but they are always the first to lose their shit over some retarded discussion about weed strains.
>>30645340
What are you gonna do, fuck me to death?
>>30645371
lmao dude xD chill bro why so seriuz :3
>>30645380
Why is it always this exact image that everyone uses when they go full 'LMAO stoners?' Surely there are other pictures besides this one guy?
>>30645397
Stereotypes. What do you think about when someone says Jew?
>>30645428
I know, but surely there are other pictures that fill the stereotype, just like there are several different pictures of a jew rubbing his hands. That one is the only one I've ever seen posted.
D-does it involve some rope and you sitting on my face?
>>30645340
What are you gonna do?
Start playing banjo and die?
>>30645351
And fuck you liberal horse!
I'm not paying for your health care.
>>30645340
Or what you cousin fucker.
>>30645351
Now I'm imagining dudeweedhugger trying to help appul horse learn the importance of not solving all your problems through violence.
>>30645340
"Go ahead. Show me on the dick what a filthy, dirty mudpony might do to me."
>>30645663
"Like, jokes on you, anon. I... I...
Wait... what?
Oh. Right. Righteous.
Mother Nature, like, pays for MY health care, dude. And it's one hundred percent tax free, ya dig?"
>>30645750
I... could not be your friend.
>>30645340
you literally just called yourself a mudpony apuls
how dumb are you
>>30645750
Does she pay for your abortions too?
I think not.
>>30645353
>"Kill the rulefag! Kill the rulefag! Kill the rulefag..."
>>30645784
You'd be surprised what douching with snake venom can do for you.
>>30645340
What, you're gonna drag me into the mud?
>>30645835
I would mud wrestle Applejack. It would be fun.
>>30645839
>ywn feel her warm, mud-soaked belly grinding into your erection as she breathes hotly in your ear
>>30645340
I-I'm sorry Applejack I thought we were cool like that. I guess we're not as close as I thought.
>>30645340
>rape
>>30645877
"Mah mudpony!"
>"Say what?!"
>All the Apple family comes running out the trees, smacking their jowls and hoot'n'hollerin'
>They beat your ass and put you in the hospital
>She sues you for everything you have, ranting in her broken southern speak on the stand while noisily eating apples out of a bucket
>You never make the mistake of going back to Dindu Acres
>No wonder property in Ponyville is so cheap
>>30645789
I just wanna rape Applejack. Just something about breaking that stubborn and prideful personality of hers just seems so arousing. Having her admit she is nothing but a dirty mudpony meant for breeding.
>Oh no! Please don't grow plants near me! You might make my allergies act up!
>>30645340
Shut up Earth nigger
>>30645789
I chuckled
>>30645353
But that's you.
>>30645340
Dirt Whorse
>>30645434
>but surely there are other pictures that fill the stereotype
Like niggers?
>>30645371
Weed also causes anxiety. Stoners are way to pent up when they aren't high.
>>30645428
True, but there's got to be some variation
>>30645719
>Nearly loses her farm when the pony DEA finds a crop of weed growing in the middle of her orchard.
>>30650145
It's her property and it's technically outside the greater ponyville jurisdiction. Next they'll start busting her flank on her cider production.
>>30650196
Hippity hoppity, stay the fuck off her property!
>>30650196
DEA doesn't deal with cider.
The CTF (Cider Tobacco and Fried goods.) on the otherhand...
Ha! What are you gonna do? Wrap those thick, sweaty mud pony legs around my neck and choke me out? Insult me while I gasp for air and struggle? Hog tie and step on me until I'm sore and bruised? I dare you to try. (please god try)
>>30650205
>not clippity cloppity
Goddamnit Anon...
>>30650221
>CTF (Cider Tobacco and Fried goods.)
mild chuckle.
>>30645910
>Dindu Acres
>>30645910
We need more green like this, fucking golden.
>>30645910
>No wonder property in Ponyville is so cheap
>>30651482
I resent that accusation.
>>30651491
Me too
>>30651482
>Hurrr people are liking work that isn't mine
>Must be samefagging
>>30651495
>He hasn't go adblocker turned on
Why though?
>>30651493
Die phoneposter
>>30651482
looks like the only faggot here. Is (you)
;)I too, am someone else.
>>30651504
:^)
>>30651501
I'm just a lazy bastard, I guess. Never do anything besides Utub, of which I have red for, and writefag for a few threads, so I never saw much use for it. Plus I'm naturally paranoid even about the most normal of things.
>>30651520
Well, Hiro has greenlit malicious ads that can and will fuck your computer up, and it's a dice toss every time you load a page as to whether you get one or not. How's that for paranoia?
>>30651524
Third nuke when?
Applejack
more like
Literally who
>>30650205
GIT OFFA MY PROPERTY!!!!
>>30651520
>not using uBlock
>paying for Youtube
You're not lazy, you're retarded.