711: Not Asking for Trouble
Written by May Chan
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5r2rcf
The Movie Prequel #2 is storytimed here!
>>30596805
The Stormy Road to Canterlot, first of the movie prequel chapter books, should be out Monday night!
The hiatus officially ends on August 5th.
http://www.tvguide.com/tvshows/my-little-pony-friendship-is-magic/episodes/307115/
Old and Busted thread
>>30636062
first for sexy stripes
>filly
Third for raralien
how about stripy fillies
>>30644806
how about stripy mares
how about stripy lesbian mares
>>30644814
...oops
>get excited for the new episode this weekend.
>remember that it's the Fluttershy+Discord episode that aired early, on June 20.
>>30644814
yes
>>30644816
At least we'll finally get these episodes in glorious WEB-DL 1080p quality.
>>30644806
That episode was still fun. I'll enjoy rewatching it again. Fluttershy was so cute when she started trying to do chaotic things.
I like to imagine that Zecora is like Tigger.
Stripes, only one of their kind. I think it would be cute.
THE SUN IS RISING
>>30644827
The most wonderful thing about zebras is that I'm the only one
IIIIIIIIIIIIIII'm the only one!
>Rock
>>30644806
>notstripper fillies
>>30644827
I'd hate that. I want to see more zeebs. My headcanon is that shamans all take a vow of not silence, but of some modifier of speech. Zecora has to rhyme, but another zebra maybe chose alterations, or another chose haikus. Maybe for a reason of it forcing them to more carefully think about what they have to say or something. It makes more sense than a species born a raised into rhyming in such a restrictive language as English.
>pony zebra hybrids
Rate my zebra OC
>best pony
>bester pony
>>30644844
I just want to be in equestria as one of a kind myself, so I like seeing someone living the dream at least.I'd be bros with Zecora. Tigger can come too.
>bestest pony
>besterest ponies
>>30644857
>skills
>strange fur coloration
I dunno why that's the part that makes me laugh the hardest
I like these two
Some people might not consider them the best ponies but they are in my heart.
>bestestrestestest pony
>>30644890
I bet she has semen running down the inside of her back legs RIGHT NOW
RARITY IS NOT A SLUT
>>30644889
I love those two
They are the best ones
>>30644900
She's not a slut. She just likes having lots of sex.
The only pony who is bestersterest is the one that you love.
>>30644926
This anon speaks the truth.
>>30644926
But what if you are a pony and you love another pony? Does that mean they're better than you?
YOU GOTTA FIGHT
FOR YOUR RIGHT
TO POOOOOOOOOOONNNYYYYYYYY
>>30644794
>The Stormy Road to Canterlot, first of the movie prequel chapter books, should be out Monday night!
Actually it's storytimed, and still up at the moment, here if anyone was interested in reading it and missed it before:
>>30636173
>that time Rarity jacked off ten guys
Why aren't you massaging your filly right now?
>>30645026
Rarity is the cutest horse
Rarity is the cutest humanhorse
Would youbuyher?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQpp82FzYJY
>>30645128
Oh shit, spoilers. Nope nope nope nope.
The ponies win in the end.
>>30645128
>>30645148
Derpy/10
>>30645148
>I knew it was a real spoiler this time
>I really didn't want to see it
>I opened it anyway
Why do you suppose the pony movie is rated PG?
I like to imagine there's a scene where Glim is eating out Trixie under the covers (no nudity, of course) and she pokes her head up for air, saying "Goddamn, Trix. You're wetter than a motherfucker." She has visible wetness on her muzzle. Trixie replies, "Keep eating my cunt, you foul-mouthed bitch. God, you're good at giving head."
Do you think there will be a scene like that, or is lesbian sex talk too edgy even in current year?
>>30644895
>>30644900
>>30644909
>memeing that hard
Just how new are you?
>>30645189
Whatever porn is that you're watching, you should really consider seeking help to fix your taste.
Even the biggest bull dyke would not act like that.
>>30645211
trixie would
P I G G Y
I
G
G
Y
>>30645199
Anon just accept that your waifu is a slut and won't give you her virginity already, it's been like seven years.
>>30645148
Towards the end, why is Applejack looking so angry at Rainbow Dash?
>>30645255
Remembers how much of a cunt she is.
>>30645281
It's still rude.You don't ruin a musical number in the streets by glaring at another pony. They're ponies not barbarians.
>>30645309
This movie should be rated R for Rude.
Reminder that the movie will have 20 minutes of Rarity getting BARBED by Capper
I hope the movie has a lot ofhippofillies.
>>30645350
Go home Germany, nobody likes you and your furry fetishes.
>>30645148
Daapi/10
>>30645443
I want to barb that filly
filly wants to sleep forever
>>30645443
I want to lick that filly's face.
Filly pooped in your favorite shoes
>>30645564
Throw her in the well
>>30645471
Filly licks you back
>>30645564
Stop pretending that your dog is a filly, Anon.
>>30645228
I just don't understand why are you trying to bait with that overused meme, nobody care.
>>30645575
Is it time to start horsing around??
>>30645864
Always!
>>30645864
No is vidya time
>>30645871
Fine, I guess I'm going to stop being a pony now and be a squid now
>>30645893
I'd rather be a seapony now.
>>30645899
Sorry man, but that DLC is slated for an October release
Hoomyn twolot is such a drag
>>30645936
No. You're ugly.
>>30645936
...do I know you?
>>30645903
wear are your bath time goggles?
>>30645948
>wear
>>30645952
I just want to post ponies, I don't need your shit Applejerk
MLPG is not something you can just dump something on
It's not a big truck
>>30645953
Ignore AJ. She's a bitch because no one likes her
>>30645954
>It's not a big truck
>>30645956
Japan does.Must be the nukes.
>>30645987
Isn't it the Ameriboos that like her?
How are you guys feeling about the movie so far?
>>30645996
>>30645996
Scared
>"We've come here to chew bubblegum and suck dicks! And we're all out of bubblegum!"
>>30646002
I don't know why, but Sassy getting a cameo in the film makes me really happy.
>>30646001
Why scared?
Agent Filly, are you in position? Do you copy? Over.
>>30646018
>"mgghhhnnn gnnnnm mmmh"
>>30646002
so you want to chew our dicks?
>>30646035
this is why you don't use fillies for tactical missions
>>30646036
gee, I wonder.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gDKdHuyQpHY
>>30645148
how adorable
>>30646002
COCO
O
C
O
https://www.equestriadaily.com/2017/08/an-official-my-little-pony-movie.html
>hey guys only a few theaters in the world are getting these, but we arent going to tell you which ones!
what the fuck hasbro
>>30645996
Hyped-er. Seeing that they didn't fuck up the shading in the latest video gives me hope.
>>30646059
I'm sure we'll be finding out soon. Calm your butt.
>>30646063
Yup. Seems they finally figured out how to correctly export the video.
It was a terrible season, but at least they only used the good ponies for the cover.
>>30646087
(You)
>>30646087
Honestly at first I was sure it was some ebin maymay photoshop edit until I checked the Shout Factory website. Now I can't stop laughing.
>>30646100
Fine, I'm sorry. The Crusaders were great in The Fault in Our Cutie Marks, they deserved a spot too.
>>30646079
How does Tuba Pone get in and out of that thing?
>That song preview
Glorious.
>>30646087
why is it always the same god damn vector for any promotional material. it would be nice if they did something original and got an artist to do a unique cover
3 more days to go
FUCKING FINALLY
NEW MIRROREDSEA DASHIE BITCHES
>>30646132
the problem is that its not even a new vector, those drawings are straight from 2010 (maybe 2009, who knows)
>>30646143
First sketches and flash puppets from leaked assets are going back to 2007-2008.
>>30646134
>3 more days to go
?
would you let your waifu wear a collar?
>>30646179
For the horse show to return.
>>30646214
Ponies shouldn't wear collars.
>>30646243
don't steal the ponies' collars
they like them
>>30646243
But that's wrong you faggot.
>>30646243
Well then how else am I supposed to tell which little pony is mine?
>>30646299
Have only one little pony.
>>30646299
>>30646257
>>30646288
>>30646299
put your trip back on, FS
>>30646342
>implying FS would ever say any f-word
>>30646352
Why do you think he took off his trip?
>Anon, can you let me rub my face on your beard again?
>>30646342
once you're a pony you'll understand the desire to want a nice comfy collar
>>30646360
(You)
>>30646363
I'm just messin around anon
>>30646360
>>30646037
tactical espionage filly
>>30646359
only if you finish your spaghetti
>>30646388
what are you gonna with all these collars you're bogarting?
>>30646401
A 20/10 cutie
>it's another "collarfags project their fetish onto ponies" episode
>>30646427
I know right?
fucking pancakes man
>literally project collar fetish on ponies
>whine about muh pancakes when called out on it
Really made me think, collarfag
>>30646406
I'm gonna sell them. And with the money I'll buy new eyes for those stallions who have been losing their eyes lately.
>>30646451
>>30646463
well at least they're going to a good cause
>>30646463
Oh well, I guess stealing mares eyes is a more profitable business now.
>>30645936
YEAH
IS THAT A PROBLEM HUH
>>30646476
Yup.
>>30646482
Oh god.
>>30646508
hey you can't remove a canon collar, I'm hiring a lawyer
>comics
>canon
>>30646508
You could prevent this but you brought it upon yourself and upon all of these innocent ponies. And they will blame you.
>>30646544
>>30646508
>>30646550
you guys are weird
>>30646516
She's not cheap, but she gets the job done
>>30646604
I would watch every season of her show
>>30646554
Fillies cannot be used for everything.
All-Purpose Fillies traded today at an all-time market high.
>>30646540
(you)
>>30646745
4chan adds (You) after posts you reply to already, I don't see why you would type it out. Maybe you had something else to say?
>>30646754
>damage control
>>30646766
Are you having a stroke?
>>30646768
yes, please send help
Ponies should wear boxer briefs all the time.
>>30646778
And wigs.
>>30646778
Why is Apple Bloom such a cute filly?
>>30646778
>>30646786
/fa/ please go, stay, go.
Boku no filly.
>>30646788
>cute
sexy*
>>30646818
W-Which one is which?
>>30646835
Cute AND sexy. I certainly would marry her.
>>30646836
That's the /b/ team.
/fa/ only has photos of after-the-fact.
>>30646818
>white people.jpg
>>30646778
Why are fillies so lewd?
>>30646852
Who wouldn't
Fillies are basically small dogs that can talk.
>>30645224
who's a silly pony?
>>30646894
At least you can count on them to not hump your legs at random.
>>30646899
I mean usually they ask first.
Filly says if you have a cough take laxatives, then you'll be afraid to cough.
>>30646899
They usually hump your hand when they're in heat
>>30646906
You shouldn't let them do that or they're going to think it's something normal to do between a filly and her owner.
>>30645224
Sassy Saddles looks hot as hell in the movie.
>>30646876
There's a certain qulity to people, who simply can't be brought to give a single fuck.Warning, nostalgia inside:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NvS351QKFV4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pzmI3vAIhbE
*door creaks*
>>30646951
That spell isn't real.
Twilight said herself that spell is impossible
>>30646951
If Dash had this idea for a prank where she grows a dick, and I'm given a pussy, and Dash ruts me for hours and fills me with her seed, just for the lulz, would Twilight be willing to help? Because that would be kinda hot.
>>30645224
>>30646993
People seem to keep forgetting this
or that they had to resort to painting big mac to fake it
>>30647023
https://gifsound.com/?webm=i.4cdn.org/mlp/1501706549096&v=UQl7wDCKXSM
this just in
celestia seen laughing at magic plebs again
>>30646951
>>30647020
never change, /mlp/
TELL ME RIGHT NOW
WHO THE BEST PONY IS
THERE ARE WRONG ANSWERS
>>30647154
>>30647154
Me
obviously
>>30647154
Unicorn Twilight
>>30647170
PONIES ONLY
*BUZZ*
YOU'RE OUTTA THE GAME
>>30647082
Where's that one with the Pie sisters breaking rocks
>>30647154
fetish seeker yellow ass
>>30646993
>That spell isn't real.
>This triggers the trannies.
>>30647208
https://gifsound.com/?gif=https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2015/10/28/1010480.gif&v=sB2BKdgSW4U
>>30647305
Rock farming is for losers
>>30647388
I will fuck you up
>>30647394
Anon it's the truth.
Look at who is a rock farmer. Fluttershy 2.0: Pie Edition, an autist, Pinkie Pie, the angry dyke one, and their parents who clearly have problems if we look what they spawned in this world.
Also they will be the first to lose jobs to automation.
>>30647458
>rake
>>30647462
She is a known member of the anti-canadian brotherhood.
Is there a pony version of this somewhere?
>>30647471
I want to brush the pony.
FROM ALL OF US TOGETHER, TOGETHER WE ARE FRIENDS
>>30647486
I'm pretty sure Etna doesn't fall in the little girl category
How many genital washers does the princess require?
i hear twilight has a huge vagina
>>30647597
isn't the implicit joke in disgaea specifically with their ages was that you could lop off the last digits to basically get their "real ages"
(e.g. Laharl is 13, Etna is 14. Flonne is 15)
>>30647597
But she's young at heart, even if she's like 1420 something years old.
Now Flonne, she's an old hag at this point.
>>30647486I was considering learning game maker by making something pony related.But then I remembered I cant art
>Anime
>>30647693
>It's high noon
>>30647486
Frankly Miku has got to be in her early 30's with hair that fucking long.
Or they'reextensions.
>>30647693
But ponies are anime too
>>30647693
>Being unable to read.
>Not clearly seeing the part where it says GAMER.
>Not knowing Disgea despite staring at like 10 banners of it every day.
>Not clearly seeing we're talking vidya.
>Being a sperg. Sperg who likes Applejack.
OUT THERE, DEEP IN SPACE
>>30647759
>>30647722
>Or they're extensions.
Hair extensions are fairly popular and common in Japan, actually.Which makes Fluttershy weebishness all the more funny in restrospect.
>>30647768
Oh shit.
>>30647768
It's incredible.
As more time passes the more bad she gets
https://derpibooru.org/1501370
>>30647881
Basedfilters for saving me from whatever monstrosity is behind that spoiler.
>>30647888
>filtering anthro
>>30647888
>just spoiler
>>30647919
>being a shimmerfag
>>30647926
>just spoiler
>implying
If I open a direct link I see a spoiler, duh.
>Hope y'all aint lookin at my butt
>>30647768
nice meme
Fillies are now 10% off.
Get them while they're hot.
Pony let an average of 3 people know her secret identity each movie
>>30647987
[Rattling noise]
Did MLP get popular because it's genuinely good, or because it wasn't as shitty as everyone expected?
>>30648159
HotPastelHorsies
Are you following the fillies on Twitter?
What if MLP isn't the best cartoon of the decade?
>>30648159
The only point of reference is Kemono Friends and that one had the very same thing going for it.
And just today, they had a performance by the single most highly sought after and oldest philharmony in Japan. With the conducotr showing his merch right after the event.
>>30648189
Season 3 might be the best thing in animation history
What if Anon was so bored he started posting weak one-line OPs from /mlp/ in MLPG?
What if the fillies were real?
So I just read the prequel book. I wasn't going to read it because some Anon here said it was bad, but I had some free time and I gave it a chance. I liked it.
>>30648244
I can tell you have bad taste from your picture, so I'll go with the other guy.
>>30648244
You seem like a man with good taste in the face of adversity, I'll take your word for it.
>>30648244
Something doesn't vibe right with this. Gonna have to decline.
You will never love someone this much.
>>30648283
Of course I won't.
Ponies don't exist.
Just a reminder that MLPG is just one poster using many different computers. Not that I have to tell myself this, but I want anyone lurking this madness to know I get bored sometimes.
>>30648290
I really need to yell at my alter egos for being petty dicks who complain about everything
>>30648298
>tfw you get angry at yourself because your own opinions on cartoon horses are trash
>>30648303
>>30648298
Are you the passive-aggressive petty complaint alter ego?
>>30648318
No I'm the passionate love of pony butts alter ego
I wish I didn't like anime because anime is shit. But I like it, and I can't help but post anime shit here. Even though it's shit.
>>30648342
>>30648353
Dubs?
>>30648357
you know
English dubs
Pony won't watch it unless it's dubbed and on Netflix. Like, she said she would watch it, but she literally just searched Netflix for 2 seconds and gave up. She didn't even use Google, and when you went out of your way to download it for her, she said no thanks.
>>30648394
can I at least sleep with this pony
>>30648353
Yeah, dubbed anime is terrible.
Don't know how anyone can stand to watch them.
>>30648342
There is literally nothing wrong with mongolian finerpaintings
But if it's Attack on Titan, don't worry. She already saw that.
>>30648398
She's not attracted to humans
>>30648353
But what about Cromartie High
>>30648303
>>30648423
What a cunt
anyone else getting connection error for pictures?
>>30648400
MODS TAKE IT DOWN
>>30648469
No
And I shall post a picture to prove it
>>30648445
>>30648481
maybe it's just for that particular pic
anybody else want to kiss rainbow dash
>>30648492
Steven Universe is better than MLP.
Adventure Time is better than Steven Universe.
The Room is better than MLP.
MLP is better than Adventure Time.
>>30648492
Yes. All day. Every day.
MLP is fucking 0/10 garbage compared to MLP
Only cucks could disagree
I like the show
>>30648537
what the fuck is wrong with you
Filly was struck by lighting and turned into blitzfilly.
>>30648539
I'm in love with one of the ponies in the show and want her to bear my children
>>30648558
oh well why didn't you say so
>>30648558
You're in the right place, friend.
>>30648561
>>30648564
Not those ones.
They don't even get to see my dick
>>30648542
>>30648522
If you're talking about post S5 I agree it's trash
>>30648401
>>30648353
No one has ever watched Cowboy Bebop in Japanese.
You could try lying and I'd call you out on not even having the slightest idea how they sound originally. No one here, no on /a/, I doubt even /jp/ would go so far.
>>30648567
warmer?
>>30648576
You're at the North Pole mister
>>30648542
>>30648568
R.I.P. Maud. Succumbed to a shitty game.
>>30648579
we're running out of correct ponies to impregnate here
>>30648583
She is a maybe anon.
I want strong unicorn or alicorn genes
>>30648586
?
>>30648580
How can someone be so wrong?
>>30648573
S1=S2=S3=S4=S5 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> eating a fly by accident >>> eye cancer >>>>> Adam Sandler movies >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> S6
It's a fact.
>>30648573
>post S5
>not post S2
>>30648575
I honestly thought it originally was in English but I'm not much of a weeb so i never thought about it
>>30648575
The channel that aired Cowboy Bebop here aired it in Japanese.
All the anime that aired on that channel were in Japanese.
>>30648592
Yeah that's good
>>30648593
>you will never quest for souls with Marker
>>30648593
R.I.P. marker as well
>>30648596
wow
she is pretty
>>30648599
>Latin America?
Anyway, I guess you did end up watching it in English eventually, right?
Or did moot's final words fly right by you...
>>30648632
Should the CMC get canon love interests?
Congratu-pony-lations
>>30648632
I'm glad we got a way better marker
https://derpibooru.org/1501436
QUALITY
>>30648661
wow is that from the movie?
>>30648594
Recently discovered that Seth MacFarlane makes movies that are way worse than Adam Sandler's
>>30648648
Nah
They'd have to be teenagers first because until that happens its girls vs. boys rivalry.
Unless somethings changed in the last ten years
>>30648666
You're right, Satan. Updated.
S1=S2=S3=S4=S5 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> eating a fly by accident >>> eye cancer >>>>> Adam Sandler movies >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Seth MacFarlane movies = S6
>>30648658
Punished Marker - A mare denied of boops.
How would you rank the seasons, including 7?
>>30648694
I'd rank them according to length
>>30648694
S4 > S1 > S2 > S5 > S6 > S7 > S3
I love little fillies.
>>30648727
What about human fillies?
>>30648734
What about fish fillies?
>>30648737
They're so cute
I could just eat them up!
>>30648694
5 > 7 > 2=1 > 3 > 4 > 6
Filly stole all the good weed and left you oregano.
>>30648779
But I don't smoke weed
Can fillies be addictive?
Fillies were a mistake
>>30648787
Extremely.
Neat
>"HO-TEL, MO-TEL, HOLIDAY INNNN."
>'MOM, DAD, STOP, SERIOUSLY.'
CUTE
U
T
E
>>30648862
But Sassy is pure sex
>>30648694
6>7>the rest
>>30648862
Miss Pommel is a very cute horse
>>30648694
s2>s3>s7>s5>s6>s4>s1
Watched season 1 again with a group of friends some days ago and its absolute cringy garbage, how the fuck did I enjoy that shit? Rewatched all the seasons recently too and they are all fine except season 1.
Pony was so upset about seeing her mother making out with Santa that she made a hit single about it
muhmuhmuhmuh my my my my my little pony
Posthorse butt shots from the show.
>>30648916
>>30648916
Obligatory
>>30648916
More the pose than the butt i this one desu
This is a hand.
>>30648927
>>30648953
spacebutt is good butt
>>30648632
>>30648643
>>30648658
We're going too far.
>>30648916
Have you greased up your waifu today?
>>30648916
>>30648964
Man, the amount of ass in this show is outta control.
>>30649098
I never noticed how nice Carrot Top's ass is
I'd stick a carrot in there
Spike has a long tongue.
He's gonna make one lucky mare VERY happy with that tongue one day.
>>30649104
I bet she'd like that.
>>30649098
No one is safe.
I have arrived home after a long day. Have a poof.
>>30649146
I don't want your poof man, that's your poof
>>30649146
I'd like an apple poof please.
>>30649146
D E S I G N A T E D
>>30649111
I bet Twilight already makes use of it.
She tells him it's just an internal massage. Nothing strange about it. It's just another chore to him. Not a big deal really. Although, Twilight does get super cuddly afterword for some reason. She must really like massages.
>>30649178
mare don't poop
>>30649121
Filly butts are best butts.
>>30649179
Spike is smart for his age, but he's pretty naive when it comes to sex.
>>30649198
Indeed.
>>30649151
Of course anon, I'm merely demonstrating how beautiful her poof is.
>>30649168
Only for you, anon.But she was taken long ago
>>30649198
>>30649224
Babs is a very cute filly.
>>30649212
I don't like to respond to my own posts, but maybe Spike does know what sex is, but he only understands it on a physical level.
>>30648865
No you're an earth pony.
And you can't do magic.
Go back to farming.
Can you cover fillies' shift tonight?
>>30649246We need more chubby fillies.
>>30649270
do I have to wear her outfit?
>>30649275
Yes.
And you have to flirt with the customers too, it's in her contract.
>>30649228
That's a cute poner.
Filly in a cup.
>>30649281
Will I get fired if I don't flirt with the customers?
would you eat Pinkie Pies "cow candy"?
>>30649317
does it taste like her?
>>30649317
>you will never milk Ponk and make tasty strawberry cheese
>>30649317
>strawberry cheese
>fruit punch cheese
>>30649312
Spanish filly wouldn't be bored if she could read the japanese imageboard.
test horse
>>30649312
Ponies make good hats.
>>30649345
she looks great without all that junk weighing her down
>>30649349
That "junk" is probably worth more than everything you own.
>>30649349
Oh, her junk is still there. It's just censored.
This is a blue board after all.
>>30649396
You cheeky cunt.
Filly wants a refill
>>30649477
She wants me to refill her womb with cum?
>>30649482
Of course
You did offer free refills
>>30649488
She's gonna have to wait a few hours.
>>30649503
Why is it that only furries seem to have the free time to animate things well for their hobby?
>>30649498
She's going to find someone else to fill her.
>>30649503
That's absurdly good animation for something so ugly.
>>30649536
Not every sphinx-pony can be pretty, Anon.
>>30649521
Something something autism.
>>30649550
>>30649521
Long time to learn how to do it.
Long time to do it in itself.
Most people who are good enough to do it work in art as a living.
Most people who work in art as a living don't make shit and work long hours.
Most people who work long hours don't want to come home to do something labor intensive for several more hours.
Hence most fan art is done by students, commission artists chasing the fandoms, or part timers.
>>30649547
I would dress giant cat pone.
I would expect to be allowed to ride her however.
>>30649585
Well, yeah, but that doesn't explain why the majority of non-furry western artists can't animate for shit.
Maybe they just don't care as much.
Or don't get paid as much, considering the stupidly deep pockets furries seem to have.
>>30649598
>
Would you a monster horse?
>>30649609
Animation in itself is something you sort of have to be taught. Not many western artists doodle "on model" because they want to be special snowflakes. Meanwhile Japanese artists all almost exclusively gravitate towards an anime style that's extremely easy to animate. So convenience of cultural differences I guess?
>>30649624
Probably. It's just a curious thing, is all.
>>30649610
Depends on how monstrous. And how pony.
>>30649610
Yes.
But not that one.
she looks smelly.
Like that one filly I don't like.
I bought a tiny, square frying pan that's perfect for cooking eggs.
>>30649661
Anon, that's not a frying pan.
That's Fluttershy.
Cute find though.
>>30649661
Good for you, Anon.
Though I can't imagine folding eggs for omelettes will be easy in a tiny pan like that.
Unless you're using it specifically for eggs over-easy or just fried in general.
>>30649661
I always knew Fluttershy was a square.
How spoilery is that new teaser we got today for the movie with the song in it?
I'm debating whether to watch it or save it for when the movie comes out in a couple months.
>>30649685
Twilight I hope you don't plan on eating all that cocaine by yourself
>>30649685
The salt is realand tasty.
>>30649671
be honest
have you ever masturbated to the show? not the fanart, but the actual show itself?
>>30649783
I'm too busy watching the show to masturbate to it.
Not screenshots either.
>>30649783
Without regret
>>30649783
I no longer have the devil may care masterbatory habits of my 14 year old self, so such innocent things wouldn't do it for me. And I don't think ponies are sexy.
>>30649783
Maybe it's a bit autistic, but the show is where I draw the line. Last thing I want to be thinking of when enjoying the cute ponies in their home format is fapping.
>>30649799
>And I don't think ponies are sexy.
>zoomedtext.png
>>30649783
No. The show is simply cute.
>>30649804
They're like cute animals Anon.
You wouldn't fuck a cute animal, would you?
>>30649783
I used my Sugar Star throughout the entire runtime of Legend Of Everfree
That's about it
I should do that again for the rest of the EQG movies and the shorts
>>30649815
For what purpose? Do you find the non-ponies sexy?
>>30649811
They stop being animals when they're as socially advanced and intelligent as humans.
>>30649825
Because I could
I didn't even cum
>>30649815
>fapping to eqg
>>30649804
>Last thing I want to be thinking of when enjoying the cute ponies in their home format is fapping
You know, I used to think like this but somehow I've managed to separate my "watching ponies" state of mind from my "fapping to ponies" state of mind. I will happily watch any episode without a lewd thought to spare, but when someone starts talking about butts here in MLPG I go into overdrive. It's weird how easily I can switch back and forth.
>>30649783
Nope. Don't even fap to the fanart, either, lewd or otherwise.
Six years and they still don't do a thing for me.
>>30649844TwilightBookDenial
>>30649842
I'd rather not risk mixing those states of mind. When I'm watching the show all I want to do is love the pony non-sexually.
>>30649859
trash
>>30649855
why do this
>>30649859
what the fuck
>>30649862
Same here. It's a good feeling being able to enjoy it fully in a platonic way.
>>30649869
I'm going to force her to watch movie adaptations and then keep insisting the book is better but not give her any human money to buy them.
>>30649862
Suit yourself.
Hey guys.
Wanna see a secret?
>>30649895
Is it googly eyes?
>these layer names for the ponies in the second Russian poster source from >>30644379
I'm dying. This is hilarious.
>>30649892
I'm not judging. You do you. What in particular gets you in the show though if you don't mind me asking?
>>30649898
It's THIS.
>>30649902
You can't just walk around naked horse lady.
>>30649892
What if the ball nailed her right in the cunt though. Or smacked her in the teats.
>>30649902
FLYINGSAUCER NO
>>30649921
Not him.Nanaki.
>>30649902
Showing off that she's a blank flank underneath her armor? I think it's just toy manufacturer negligence.
Filly is asleep.
Do stuff to filly? Y/N
>>30649889
I'm going to give her a kindle and link her to library genesis!
>>30649902
>HOLY FUCKIN' SHIT, TIARA, IT'S A GROWN MARE WHO'S A BLANK FLANK!
>HA, WHAT A KEK!
>SKRITCH-GORGE for Grubber
What did they mean by this?
>>30649902
she has a nice body
i'm gonna buy one and rub my dick on it
>>30649946
wait, is cuck wordfiltered?
cuck
What did everyone think about the new Preview?
I'm pretty excited
>>30649971
KEK IN ALL-CAPS
>>30649973
i'm trying to avoid spoilers, pinkie
>>30649938
Tuck filly in?
Yes.
Who taught the fillies cursewords? They're cussin like sailors.
EVERYONE KNOWS IT'S WINDY
>>30649938
Y
Cuddle filly
>>30649900
Oh, I wasn't being defensive, I just felt like posting another butt.
>What in particular gets you in the show
Like I said before, I usually have to wait until someone starts talking about butts until I even start noticing. In which case it's usually select screenshots of ponies I really like, or nice gifs focusing on moving butts. I'm just a freak like that.
>>30649991
>Don't I like real fuckin bitchin in this dress, anon?
>>30650005
Makes sense.
>I'm just a freak like that.
Pfft. We're all freaks here Anon.
>>30650007
hell fuckin yeah you do buddy
>>30650015
And sometimes it's not even a butt.
I extracted all the characters from that poster in >>30644379 and posted their high res images here to avoid spamming the thread if any of you want them. Sorry in advance that most of them are .jpg:
>>30650017
>>30650019
>>30650022
>>30650025
>>30650031
>>30650033
>>30650036
>>30650039
>>30650044
>>30650048
>>30650052
>>30650057
>>30650060
>>30650068
>>30650072
I BET THE PONIES DID THIS
shyra smells
Filly is cackling madly while blinding other fillies.
Who gave her a laser pointer? And why has no one realized how effective they are on ponies' big ol eyes.
>>30650085
I'm going to fuck that apple, squiggle, and birb.
>>30650085
neat
>>30649783
3 times, once live
rarity
sweetiebell
moondancer
Would you a Lady Tirek?
>>30650107
Pinkie is going to have so many eyepatch emergencies.
Filly met a colt online but she has to send him bus money to come see her.
>>30650249
I don't think ponies have online or buses
>>30650262
They have trains and taxis, I don't see why they wouldn't have buses.
>>30650262
>he's never been on the fillynet
>>30650266
Yeah, but I just haven't seen a pony bus
I have seen a cat bus
Would you ride a bus that was a large pony?
>>30650282
Is that where you can get files like 6yo_fillies_some_cry?
>>30650301
gross dude, don't boop underage fillies
>>30650307
Those fillies enjoyed it. Just because they're below some arbitrary age doesn't mean they can't physically enjoy boop
Macrolestia's
Comfy
Vagina
>>30650266
Celestia banned buses when she learned they kill human artists.
>>30650344
I bet you think this is cute
you make me sick
docks
>>30650361
>>30650360
>fillies booping fillies
I am calling the pony police
>>30650296
yes absolutelygiven the option I would live in car-sized-pony Equestria
>>30650296
Hell yeah
>>30650378
HUG THE POLICE
>>30650402
I like art with humans and ponies living side by side
Post more
flat
chested
girls
>>30650436
I like art with human women getting the shit fucked out of them by cute pony stallions
>>30650470
I would fuck that poof
>>30650470
>no tiddies
Gross
What's the point?
>>30650496
when you hug you are closer to her heart
>>30650521
>what is cleavage
Filly asks you if squirting is real or if that's just pee.
>>30650547
>or
>>30650555
lunasnek is cute
>>30650555
I want to put lunasnek up my butt
>>30650547
I'm getting filly a squirt gun
I wouldn't be able to take small ponies seriously
>>30650598
I want to dress the de-aged princesses in cute filly clothes.
just came lol
>>30650616
nice
high five
>>30650538
Are you a stick man?
>>30650598
What emotion is Twilight doing in that?
>>30650658
I love those two horses, and I love their love.
>>30650672
Same.
Applejack's Hat is thebest pony.
A man only has so much love to give in his life.
And a majority of mine is being used on fillies.
>>30650672
What about this?
>>30650658
>>30650672
>>30650691
Mares can't love mares!
It's illegal!
>>30650699
>Applejack roofies Rara.png
>>30650702
Go suck a dick, Candyass.
>>30650699
I do support it, but it doesn't seem very likely that she'll ever appear again. Therefore the material and support for it isn't as high compared to 2 of the best mane six.
>>30650702
You're the worst princess of love I've ever seen.
>>30650705
>lumineko quality
pony got away with it
We should just make them all lesbians.
>>30650496
A pretty face can make up for no tiddies.
Unless it's no tiddies that somehow also sag. That's irredeemable.
>>30650721
This is some fucking old screenshot, anon.
>>30650650
her creeping realization that she'd still bang Luna despite her being a filly now and the fear that Luna find out by visiting her dreams
my dream girl would have a toned, athletic body and flat chest
also she would have a dick
i'm not gay though
>>30650734
What nice horsies
>>30650754
Here, have your waifu in horse form.
She is short and has no dick but hey, nopony is perfect.
>>30650763
dashie has grown on me a lot
it doesn't hurt that she's insanely cute and has a hot mom
>>30650763
Hnnnng. That gif is so adorable. What a cute poner.
>>30650814
>>30650814
>>30650814
Don't have too much salt, now.