All our questions have been answered in 5 words.

>>30644762
Hey, can I borrow your time machine before you go back to 2012?

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>>30644770
Sorry but it is not for sale.

>>30644770
Here's a time machine.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-vvS7Q1pSd4

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>>30644784
We must go farther back.

On a recent sweltering Saturday afternoon, a group of young men gathered in a dance studio in midtown overlooking Eighth Avenue. The room, oddly but appropriately, smelled faintly of hay.

A grand piano had been pushed to the wall to accommodate a series of folding tables, and a fan was rotating lazily, attempting to combat the 98-degree heat. At the door, a volunteer handed out raffle tickets and solicited pizza preferences for lunch. The guests—mostly in their 20s and overwhelmingly in favor of facial hair and cargo shorts—milled around, but no one strayed far from a table at the front of the room, which was covered end-to-end with My Little Pony merchandise.

Lording over the spread of glittering pastel wares was a stocky man with graying hair and glasses who wore a T-shirt emblazoned with a pink pony and the words “HATERS GONNA HATE.” Hello, his name tag read, My name is Cupcakes.

Welcome to the world of the Bronies.

Brony, short for “bro pony,” refers to an unusual audience demographic of My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic, a cartoon that began airing on the new cable network the Hub in October of last year. The show, based on the seminal 1980s toy franchise, was created for Hasbro by Lauren Faust, a former writer and director on The Powerpuff Girls. While it is marketed to children, it has quickly amassed a legion of fanboys between the ages of 18 and 35 who obsess over characters with names like Twilight Sparkle, Rainbow Dash, Applejack and Pinkie Pie. Predictably, this has led to some confusion.

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>>30644800
I want to cum inside rainbow dash.

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>>30644854
I want Princess Celestia to Pee in my Mouth.

>>30644762
>yfw you accidentally called anonymous Gaben a pinkiefaggot

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>>30644800
>>30644854
>>30644907
FARTHER!

>>30646072
>yfw Gaben calls you a faggot for not seeing the gospel of Ponk

I want to see how far back we can get.

>>30644762
He's still a ponyfag? I'm surprised, but pleased.

>>30644784
RIP in peace, Ghost, you magnificent bastard.

>>30644784
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LtqIxGzwSuw

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>tfw you realize Gabe Newell looks exactly like the average Horse-Fucker.

>>30648024
The guy who plays Hodor in some fringe show about chairs is also a ponyfag.

Coincidence?? You decide!!!

>>30648095
As we all know every fatass who knows how to use the internet is a ponyfag

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Huh, so GabeN has blessed us with his well of infinite knowledge again. Time to get rid of my Rarity body-pillow and get a doll of the Holy Pinkie's cotton candy vag.

>>30648024
>>30648095
Didn't we snag some (mainstream) musician as well? That one guy with muscles and good looks and lost virginity....

>>30648611
Andrew WK?

>>30648611
We have Weird Al, or is he not mainstream enough for you?

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>>30646146
I WANT PUT BONE IN HORSEY

How did the howard stern interview begin?

>>30649052
I want put bone in sun pony; is much brighter than moon pony.

This was actually a very interesting interview...

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I found out the real reason Half Life 3 hasn't been released.

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They're taking so long on Episode 3 because they want to make sure they get it right

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>>30644854

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Pinky Pi >/= Pon3.

Based Gabe

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We all know Gabe Newell is just the mascot of Valve, who just pretends to be the Owner. The real guy behind it all is Donald J. Trump. Trump used Gabriel's appearance of a teddy bear in order to draw in the fat greasy scum of the internet into Steam.

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>>30651852

>>30650304
>SpaceClop
>Not TimeClop
Wasted.

Please just tell me what he said and the context, i'm not watching all this shit.
>le based gaben
He's a greedy fat fuck who doesn't even make games. He also markets gambling to children.

>>30652062
>buttblasted csgocuck
also
>third party services that aren't even mentioned by the developer = marketing to children
besides, stupid people deserve to have their money stolen

>>30652096
I guess i should suck his obese cock for greenlight and paid mods right?
Valve has done nothing but jew and bloat steam since they released dota 2 in 2013.
>le based gaben
is peak reddit because he has done nothing positive in half a decade.