You wouldn't be their slave.

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>>30644013
I would be glim's slave

But I would filter this thread.

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>>30644013
there I fixed it.

Gosh I hate everything about Cadence. I hate that she exists.

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>>30644074
There, I fixed it for real

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>>30644248
You fucked it up even more, let me help

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>>30644254
But nu-glim isn't ready to be a dom Anon
Give her another season or two and she'll be perfect tho

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>>30644299
Perfect

>>30644248
Blah blah wings

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>>30644019
>>30644254
>>30644260
>>30644299
>>30644359
>mods don't allow prompts because muh roleplaying
>mods are 100% ok with this fucking cancer of Glimmer shitposting and avatarfagging

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>>30644680
Stay mad shimmernigger

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>>30644705

>>30644013
I would be 'Tia's slave
If she were real

>>30644013
I just want to be Luna's son

>>30644962
But she rapes her children

>>30644967
She wouldn't

>>30644976
Her inner Nightmare Moon is gonna rape you boy. And with her you'll never know if it was real or just a dream

>>30644013
Correct.

>>30644981
Nightmare Moon is a seperate entity, and she would still care.

>>30644680
>posting a pony is avatarfagging
I don't think you understand how it works, Anon

Also we're talking about which pone is, in our opinion, the best and most apt at being on top of us, so of course we'll post the mare in question dumbass
He's not going to post AJ if he wants glimglam on top

>>30644013

>implying any of them are dominant

Sure a lot of submissive projection in this thread...

>>30645454
>Implying it matters when you'll never be with a girl

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>>30644013
Be the manservant to pastel colored miniature horse royalty?
Perish the thought.
Why would I want to spend my life in servitude to the wealthiest and most renowned mares in the country?
Wearing fancy clothes.
Following them about and serving them tea and grooming them for an entire day of doing absolutely nothing, being privy to all their dirty little secrets.
Indeed, why would I want to have food and lodging guaranteed in exchange for some menial tasks that I can very well relay to the countless staff beneath me?
If a Princess came to me and proposed this arrangement, why, I would tell her to strike me down, for I'd rather die a poor, free man, than be a loyal servant slave to the "capricious" whims of the most inoffensive and abundantly kind individuals in exchange for a life surrounded by wealth.
Surely, I would never accept such a thing, and gain access to my mistress' sock drawer, to which I would gleefully purloin and sell to the highest bidder to line my own pockets.
No sir, I daresay I wouldn't want to be their slave and only have them to answer to, for I'd be the prized slave of royalty and thereby royalty in my own right, simply by association.
Tonight I will happily lay down my head on my pillow, a free man, and count my blessings, for Fortune smiles upon me like a lovestruck maid that I should find myself lacking in this fate.

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>>30645846

>>30644013
You're right, I wouldn't.
Ponies should be subservient to man.

>>30644013
You're right. I'd be Celestia's slave. I suppose that also makes me Luna's by extension if those clopfics are right.

>>30644995
>separate entity

Past Sins isn't canon.

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>>30644013
I would rather die then see my people as slaves

>>30644013
Can I restrict myself to buttstuff exclusively

>>30644019
More collared revenge when

>>30648232
soon™

>>30644680
>>mods don't allow prompts because muh roleplaying
Yeah, this decision is pretty disappointing. So many greens used to start this way.

>>30649479
They don't even enforce it. In fact, they'll delete rulefag's posts and leave the threads intact.

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>>30648273
Soon you say?

>>30650203
I'm finishing that big clit glim right now and then the ponka one and then I'm ending collared revenge, I swear
No more shitposting any more stories in random threads that nobody reads
maybe