Momlestia #46

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>>30640414
Momlestia (Motherly Celestia stories, writefags and others) Archive 2.0
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>Trippy_Shippy
Change of view - Ded https://pastebin.com/45xcRavp
Forgiveness to end my pain https://pastebin.com/bAUG8RnS
Linguistic Walls https://pastebin.com/4sXpk2QJ

>Crimson
Bathtime https://pastebin.com/ndbKQ6y2
Celestia and BabyAnon https://pastebin.com/gzWVHUGi
Momlestia [NSFW] https://pastebin.com/6FAnBYyH
Mommy Issues https://pastebin.com/0TrELSqs
Safe in Her Womb [NSFW] https://pastebin.com/E2fvUYuB
Milk of The Sun [NSFW] https://pastebin.com/gGyQRDQt
Milk of The Sun II [NSFW] https://pastebin.com/kD8xEmc1

>Blue Feather
Good Morning Sunshine https://pastebin.com/Rtr6VwJM

>AfterHours
Ten Years https://pastebin.com/TJRYLcwM
Chrysalis: Kidnapped https://pastebin.com/XvD076Gt
Ten Years: Bedtime https://pastebin.com/pi9DmLAD
Ten Years: Sick https://pastebin.com/yigHazpS
Gala https://pastebin.com/hcZLUefZ
Ten Years: Mother's Day https://pastebin.com/ChZyyDRB
Camping Gone Wrong [EqG] https://pastebin.com/BDh8TQzG
Ten Years: Sleeping Through the Night https://pastebin.com/eXKhXGTZ
Ten Years: Nightmare Night https://pastebin.com/9Z1ihdJh
Just Pretending https://pastebin.com/5yLC320R
Nightmare [EqG] https://pastebin.com/7HAeaNuM

>SomeFag
Memories Of Anon https://pastebin.com/02YCRFN7

>Unbirthusiast
Celestia unbirths Anonymous [NSFW] https://pastebin.com/GzC2VR09

>Freud would be proud [NSFW] (CYOA) (unknown author)
https://pastebin.com/Mrc8pccP

>JazzTeeth
A Gift from the Sun [NSFW] https://pastebin.com/50rWTY4E

>LoreLove
Celestia Wrestles Anon [NSFW] https://pastebin.com/fz1BGava
Celestia, Luna, and Anon Try Yoga [NSFW] https://pastebin.com/fg2rKuVf
Celestia and Anon Shop Clothes [NSFW] https://pastebin.com/C8DnvwBw
Beachside Bum Fun [NSFW] https://pastebin.com/4n0aJTVF

>F#cked up Oedipal HumanXCelestia Unbirth [NSFW] (unknown author)
https://pastebin.com/zsRTzrUN

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>>30640425
>RainbowWarrior0924
Nectar of the Goddess [NSFW] https://pastebin.com/XUDbjjE6
Milk and Honey [NSFW] https://pastebin.com/NJn2CtCi

>UnreliableAnon
Meeting Anon's Girlfriend https://pastebin.com/qwLL2yWA
Revised Evil Momlestia story https://pastebin.com/ds1KSjBa

>Woofr
Morning for Momlestia Thread https://pastebin.com/3igfBZYv

>Anonymous
Anon and Celestia play in the snow http://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/20473339/#20486449
Growing Up (young Anon) [NSFW] https://pastebin.com/vKwqA7XJ
Bathroom Break (watersports, young Anon) [NSFW] https://pastebin.com/JUrNqtF3

>Faggoat
Mama Celestia [NSFW] https://pastebin.com/SwmMJTkN

>Mr. Zed
https://pastebin.com/cV0Qv4hm (unfinished)

>Ditherer
The Westmost Edge of the World https://pastebin.com/LKrb1cdE

>HerdAnon
/mom/ https://pastebin.com/GTVtmZ5T

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>>30640440
Momlestia archive
Every time I look at you Anon, All I see is a foal in need of a mother.
https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/18634110/
https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/18720076/
https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/18780065/
https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/18822963/
https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/18863855/
https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/18931039/
https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/19007389/
https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/19070626/
https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/19159471/
#5 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/19209388/
#6 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/19237477/
#7 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/19285044/
#8 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/19390548/
#9 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/19479388/
#10 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/19583100/
#11 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/19687089/
#12 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/19827068/
#13 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/19947205/
#14 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/20111754/
#14.5 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/20244209/
#15 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/20473339/
#16 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/20629973/
#17 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/20790596/
#18 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/20978531/
#19 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/21360623/
#20 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/21620837/
#20.1 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/21639886/
#21 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/21986248/
#22 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/22650134/
#23 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/23100597/
#24 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/23432726/
#23 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/23503970/
#24 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/23701855/
#24 Take 2 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/23905846/
#25 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/24411666/
#26 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/25089054/
#26.1 Nightmare Night https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/25247204/
#27 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/25679302/
#28 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/25808368/

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>>30640449
#29 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/26189238/
#30 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/26696513/
#31 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/26818287/
#32 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/27147743/
#33 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/27438466/
#34 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/27715811
#35 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/27958261
#36 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/28229646
#37 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/28475588
#38 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/28780033
#39 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/28972199
#40 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/29120533
#41 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/29384170/
#42 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/29652750/
#43 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/30002570/
#44 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/30215795/
#45 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/30434619/

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>>30640458
Some greentext prompts from the last thread:

>"W-why don't we ever snuggle anymore, Anon! Is mommy not pretty enough for you anymore?!"

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>"Sweetie, if it's something mommy did, please, pleeease tell me, I f-feel so empty without you beside me in the mornings.."
>God no
>Why
>"I want my sweet boy back. The one who'd always run to his mommy when he had a bad dream."
>Please stop mom
>Mom stop please
>Stop mom please
>There is momentary silence as the intercom ceases and your classmates slowly turn to look at you with varying expressions
>"*ahem*..Moving on, for lunch today..Oh..*sniff*..F-for lunch today is Fajita dippers, mashed potatoes, mixed veggies, and your choice of chocolate, strawberry, or regular milk."
>"..Oh..*sob*..my sweetheart always gets chocolate.."
>"H-have a wonderful day, my sunshine, students and faculty."
>WELP', guess that's that
>Now you have to go your mom's office and cuddle the fuck out of her so she knows no matter what, you're always going to love and need her

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And the older ones:
https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/30002570/#30002620

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*smooch*

>>30640414
>Principal Celestia wants grandkids and nephews or nieces, but her little Sunshine never went on a date and her little sister never was too lucky with men also never went to second base...
>This is the craziest god damn idea, but it just might work.

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>>30640414
Sun hoers a pretty

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>"Alright." The therapist pono began
>"Why don't we start this session with some common goals. Things that both of you want."
>"Anonymous, why don't you go first."
>'W-well..like, I want to help ponies and animals alike, maybe become a doctor, or a vet, you know?'
"An evil doctor, sweetheart?"
>'See?! She's doing it again!"
"W-what, what am I doing?

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>>30640414
What a pretty princess.

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Welcome home, /mom/. I missed you.

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>>30640931
Auntie begs to differ.

>>30641054
>Anon walks in and sees this.
What happens?

>>30641054
>luna leans in close to the painting to add detail
>anon goes up behind her
>places his hands on her hips
>thrusts his cock into her tight ponut
>rape

>>30641096
>"Auntie, please...you're better than this."
>'Nephew, we were experiencing a moment of weakness, forgive us. Know there is no strife between thy mother and I-'
>"No, I meant you didn't even give her a Hitler stache, no stink lines, c'mon, you're not even trying."
>Anon goes Bob Ross while his mom thinks he's helping Luna
>"...And..I think we'll put a nice little line of stitches right there..and *woop*..he's got a little friend named Clyde."
>[Titanium hhhhhwhite intensifies]
>"Call it done."

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>>30641096
>He struggles to tell her what's going on
>Before he can settle on something, Celestia decides to make it a mother/son portrait
>Luna has to start over and you have to stay snuggled up to mommy for the next few hours

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>>30641145
>Wants to recreate a childhood portrait
>'Um..'
>"Oh, stop being so fussy, I don't ask for much, one nice portrait with my son is all."

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>>30641054
She's a pretty princess too.

>>30641145
>Momlestia will never let you hot dog her ass when you are pent up.
>She sometimes eats cake while you're doing it.

>>30641194
I bet it would feel like your dick is between two of the best pillows on earth with the right mix of softness from all the cake and firmness from all her royal duties.

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Make this /mom/ related.

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>>30641649
We really don't need that here.

>>30640414
Aka Molestia

>>30640414

Would Celestia even have a clue about how to be a mom?

She'd have kids by now if she didn't have a very good reason not to, right?

>>30641119
>raping the willing
That's not how it works anon

>>30641194
Show that picture of anon fucking mom off screen while she talks to luna

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>>30641776
>"Oh my, I certainly hope an able bodied young son of mine doesn't find me in this kind of precarious predicament, what with my tail raised."
>[Minutes go by]
>"IT SURE WOULD BE UNLUCKY FOR ME IF A CERTAIN GREEN HUMAN SOUGHT TO HAVE HIS WAY WITH ME RIGHT NOW."
>A guard approaches
>'M-my Princess? The Young Master is out with his Aunt at the moment..ehh..d-do you require assistance?'
>"No, thank you, just bunch up the rug in the doorway. With any luck, Anonymous will trip, immediately disrobe and begin ravaging me."

https://discord.gg/3mJqR8E

>>30641955
Seriously?

>>30641723
I always thought she didn't have kids because she knew she'd outlive them. But then Flurry Heart was born so that throws my theory out.

>>30642171

Maybe she can't have kids. Being sterile is a pretty heavy theme for a kid's show, but if you never mention it it's not like anyone would really think about it.

>>30642171
It's implied that her lifespan is tied with the sun's, so it's still pretty likely she'll outlive them.

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Alternate history where Celestia is just a regular Pony working a nice job in Canterlot & doesn't have much to worry about other than her little sister Luna, that she foalsits on weekends.

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>>30642229
When was that implied? And if that's true, then won't she die in 5 billion years?

>>30642399
Journal of the Two Sisters. More like outright stated in that raising the sun is said to revitalize her, but for all we know the Equestrian sun could be eternal.

>>30640811
>>30640878
We can combine these ideas. Mom starts kissing Anon and getting really physically affectionate with him whenever Luna is around. Best case scenario, Luna gets so annoyed that she starts getting even more affectionate than Celestia with her nephew to give her sister a taste of her own medicine. It won't take much for flustered, still-a-virgin-at-32-years-old Luna to lose control, and then things start getting hot and heavy. Worst case scenario, Anon just gets used to more and more affection from Celestia, and that'll let hear ease Anon into the idea of making some grandbabies.

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>>30642399
>tfw mom doesn't wear clothes around family

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>>30642428

>>30641145
>>Luna has to start over and you have to stay snuggled up to mommy for the next few hours
Oh no, how awful.

>>30642428
>>tfw mom doesn't wear clothes around family
Yes, I need green of this immediately.

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>>30642448
For Luna, she can't decide whether to draw Celestia as she is "on the inside" or to make something that looks nice for her dear nephew.

>>30642471
>Luna knows that if she uglies-up Celestia, she has to do the same thing to Anon
>She has to be consistent with her art, dammit!
>She stands in front of the canvas for hours, paralyzed with indecision.
>Meanwhile, Celestia enjoys some quality time with Anon

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>>30642428

That sounds like the OPPOSITE of a problem.

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>>30642471
>Celestia doesn't know what her sister likes to eat
>The one she's known for hundreds/thousands of years
oh god

>Celestia and Luna are not naturally born alicorns; their minds are not built for immortality
>Celestia's memory is not infinite, and she forgets many things that happened centuries and centuries in the past
>After Luna's return, Anon finds his mom in her bedroom, sobbing into her pillow
>As soon as she's aware Anon is there, Celestia grabs him in her magic and pulls him into a hug
>Celestia admits that after a thousand years of not seeing her, she's forgotten almost everything about Luna
>Her favorite color; her favorite food; her likes; her dislikes, etc
>She barely remembers their childhood together
>Anon must comfort his mother and encourage her to go find Luna and make new memories with her

>>30642525
please dont do this
not now

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>>30642525

The best thing before a trip off to the guard shack is a nice feel.

Thanks man.

>>30642550
>"I-I cuh-can't believe I f-forgot little Lulu!"
>You pat the back of mom's long, swan-like neck and try desperately to think of something you could say to comfort her.
"L-Lulu, huh? Was that a foalhood nickname?"
>Celestia pulls back and looks you in the eye
>She has the most heartbroken look on her face.
>"I think s-so..."
>Tears well up once more and her bottom lip quivers.
>"I... I can't remember..."

>>30642428
>Momlestia won't have you nut in her sports drink so she can have extra protein when she does her nightly jog.

>>30642569
She's already wise to Anon's game. All she does is shoot him a wink and thank him for the "protein shot".

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>>30640414

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2GHlcwlT1Y

Long ago
Life was clean
Clop was bad
and obscene
and the trolls
were so mean

Stately threads on the board
drawfriend threads, writefag greens
Celestia was my queen

I was born, lucky me
for a horse that I love
though I'm poor, I am free
When I grow, I shall post
For this horse, I shall die
May Her Sun Never Set

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>>30642569

>protein for cardio
But why? Why not cum in her mouth while she's benching?

>>30642573
It's a win-win Anon can get off and Celestia gets to the best shape in her late 30-early 40s.
>Cousin Candy decides to join Celestia for a jog and grabs Celestia's bottle for a quick sip.

>Be Anonymous prince of Equestria.
>And right now you are having tea and biscuits with some thot named Twilight Sparkle.
>[Scientific horse noises]
>You simply smile and follow along as best you can to whatever it is she's blabbering about.
>You've been at it for hours now.
>What is mother thinking having you spend time with the princess of "friendship"? Doesn't she know you hate her guts?
>Not to worry, for you had a plan to get you out of this.
>"This is a very nice blend Anon."
>You cough really loudly into you fist.
>...
>You do so one more time. Louder.
>"Are you okay? You know, coughing like that might be some-
>Oh bugger this.
"Turnip! Turnip get in here! Blast it!"
>You clear your throat.
"Excuse me Princess. Turnip in the name of all that is holy!"
>The doors to the room open.
>"I'm right here sir."
>The dimwitted, unkempt appearance of your servant finally deigns to grace your nostrils with his foul stench.
>Twilight sips her tea as she looks between the two of you.
>...
>You pinch the bridge of your nose.
>"Oh right! Ahem. Excuse me your majesties, but it seems your, uh, brunch will have to be cut short."
>Right, little bumpy but the plan is back on trac-
>"Aw, what happened?"
>Turnip, simply looks at Twilight.
>You can practically hear the gears grinding inside the hollow he calls a skull and the train that is your plan going off the rails.
>"Well uh... I don't know."
>"What? But you just told us- What happened?"
>"I don't know your highness."
>You just facepalm
>"What do you mean you don't know? Why did you interrupt us then?"
>"Well, Lord Anonymous pulled me aside this morning and said "Turnip, that blasted princess o-""
"Alright Turnip!"
>You stand up and walk up to your servant.
"Really sorry princess, but as you can see, I'm needed elsewhere, really really sorry."
>"But"
>You don't give her time to talk and usher yourself and Turnip out the door.

>>30642580
>"Anon, no fingering your cousin at the dinner table!"

>>30642718

>You enter your room, Turnip in tow.
>"Brilliant plan sir, if I do say so myself, in fact, it's so brilliant I didn't even think of it."
>You just stare.
"Of course you didn't Turnip, I would say your brain is the size of a pea, but then I'd be stricken down as a liar."
>"How so milord?"
"Turnip, your brain is in fact the size of a flake of dust. I'd challenge the entire world to bring me the dumbest creature they could find but I fear I'd need look no further than you already."
>You pace yourself to your tall window overlooking the big blue sky.
"Why mother keeps setting these meetings with Ponyville's only royal is beyond me, all I know is, I can't keep wasting my time like this."
>You sigh
"At this rate I'll never be king. Mother already lived for millennia and I fear she will live for millennia more, I don't have such longevity in me Turnip, I'll be dust in the wind before I ascend to the throne."
>"That's quite the pickle innit? But I figured being prince is already enough."
"Well, you figured wrong, it's the title, the prestige, actually having the last word in everything!"
>You brush your shoulder and turn to your servant.
"Have you no concept of ambition?"
>...
>"What's... ambition?"
>Bloody hell.
"I should have known to put it in simpler terms. What... do you want most... in your life?"
>Turnip's eyes gloss over in thought for a moment.
>"Why, a little turnip to call my own."
>You give a snort of derision.
"Good luck with that, yours is a face only a mother could love."
>"Sir, I don't get it."
"The only way you'd have a son would be if a blind drunk mare with no sense of smell mistook you for a Diamond Dog and went to bed with it."
>"Nice one sir, but I was talking about vegetables, I want a turnip. Now who's the flake of dust?"
>You have no clue why you don't lop off his head.
"Tell me, if I gave you a turnip right now, what would you do then?"
>...
>"Don't rightfully know sir."
"That is why you don't deserve that turnip."

>>30642728

>You continue pacing around.
"I must think of a plan, one that doesn't involve regicide; I'm desperate, but I'm not backstabbing..."
>Turnip steps forward, a look of self satisfaction coming over him.
>"My lord, I have a most cunning plan."
>This should be good.
"Let us hear it then, I can't possibly be exposed to anything any more stupid than before."
>"Alright..." He leans in "You marry her highness Princess Celestia."
"Turnip, you bloody well outdone yourself."
>He smiles
>"Thank you milord."
"That has to be the dumbest idea I've heard come out of your mouth. Marry mother? I'd question if you were daft or not, but I damn well know the answer to that."
>"Why not? That's what my cousin did to inherit the farm. Besides milord, you aren't even related are you?"
"What difference would it make? She raised me from a babe, I don't see myself calling her anything but mother."
>"How naughty milord."
"Turnip, if you still desire to keep your tongue, I suggest you leave my room immediately."
>The door closes behind him and you sit on your comfy chair.
>You want to be king.
>You will never be king with two immortals ahead of you in the line.
>You could always be king of another land?
>The only way besides murder most foul is to marry after all...
>The Princess of Love is already married and with a child.
>That child is obviously off limits.
>You'll be damned if you'll marry Twilight Sparkle. You can barely stand an evening with her, let alone the rest of your life.
>The current Dragon Lord is a cunt.
>You aren't touching Yakistan
>Aunt Luna... you aren't much for the nocturnal lifestyle.
>That really only leaves...
>Princess Celestia, your adoptive mother.
>That's it!
"Turnip, get in here!"
>"Yes milord?"
"I've come up with a plan!"
>"Is it a cunning plan?"
"Indeed, it is a plan so cunning, you could tie a tail to it and call it a weasel. I shall ascend to the throne by marrying mother!"
>"Brilliant milord."

>>30642718
I'd watch a cartoon all about the misadventures of Prince Anon and his bumbling man-servant Turnip.

>>30642721

>"B-but why?"

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>>30642737
I can't tell if Turnip is legitimately stupid or if he's actually the Blackadder to Anon's Prince of Wales.

>>30642772
>"Because if I let you finger your cousin, then your aunt will want to be pleasured during dinner. And if that happens, then both of your hands will be occupied and you won't be able to eat your dinner. How will you grow up to be big and strong if you don't eat well, baby?

>>30642737
I was expecting a turnip for what joke.

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>>30640414

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>>30642855
you fucking what

>>30640414
I've been waiting for so long

>>30642580
>Her face when it's her turn to sit on you when you play the "naked family chair"

>>30642428
NUT

>>30642428
Hey, man. New clothes are expensive, alright? You trip and fall in the house or spill dinner on yourself, and that's money out of mom's pocket. Are you cold? Fuck you, heat is expensive too. If Anon is feeling the chill, all he's got to do is snuggle up with either his equally naked mom and/or aunt.

Goodnight, /mom/.

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>You will never spend an entire weekend on the couch playing games with your mom and aunt

>>30643647
Can it be an entire NAKED weekend?

>>30642558
>"Okay, nephew, I don't think I want to play strip poker with you and my sister any more."

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>>30643653
Why does it always have to be sexual?
How come you can't just have some good quality time with them?

>>30643647
Make sure its not Mario Party. Mario Party destroys friendships, and there's no telling how family will fare.

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>>30643628
>"GoOd NiGhT, NePhEw."

>>30643676
>Their faces when you DON'T want the sexuals

>>30643676
Because I'm as sexually frustrated as I am lonely. But fully-clothed comfy family time sounds really nice too.

>>30643647
>You and Luna will never wreck mom while playing a fighting game.

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>>30643686
I admit, I've never played a Mario Party game with anyone, but from what I've heard from people, it's not that bad.

Mario Kart, on the other hand...

>>30643710
>I'm as sexually frustrated as I am lonely
*psst* Why do you think she always trying to set you up with that Sparkle girl?

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>>30643714
That's when she tells you to get onto your PCs so she can humble both of you in Civ.

>>30643753
>Celestia goes full Gandhi.

>>30643676
>"Quality time?"
>Both sisters scowl at you.
>"The time we spend strengthing our bonds through skinship meant nothing but baseless carnal desire to you, son?"
>Auntie Luna's gaze burns into you the hardest.
>"There are plenty unloved out there who yearn for the affection we give you, you ungrateful brat!"
>Momlestia frowns sadly, and begins to walk off,Luna in tow.
>"I suppose you had to grow up at some time. It's said the child always grows to hate his parents at some time..."
>She sighs and you hear a faint sniffle as you're left alone to ponder your decision

>>30643737
>celestia awkwardly trying to set you up with twilight so you both care about something more than studies.
>cadence laughing at how adorable the situation is.
How would anon fit into this timeline come the events of episode 1?
Would celestia mention sending twiggle to ponyville, or would anon point out twilight's canterlot friends?

>>30643647
>BOTH of them console players
PFFFfffffffffffFFFFFhahahahaha no

>>30644423
I would say she sent Anon ahead to start the preparations so the rest of the mane 6 and the town knew she was coming and what each would be responsible for. Knowing Twilight's social awkwardness, Anon would be a good bridge between Twi and anyone else she would meet for when Celestia sends her.

Anon didn't know she would be showing up and is happy to see her. He also gets taken by Nightmare Moon and adds extra incentive for everyone to stop Nightmare. As for after the events Twi will still stay but Anon would most likely go back to Canterlot but would return frequently and vise versa.

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>>30644272
Dumbass, look what you did. Why do some people always want to ruin a good thing

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>>30643696
What?! You dont?! Whose been getting to you? It's that whore rarity isnt? Dammit i told her to stay away!

>>30643737
Wars have been started of over blue and red shells. Playing mario kart is the ultimate test of love

>>30640928
Can't you meet your mother halfway? It seems you're the one with the problem. I think a few intentionally botched surgeries would make her happy anon

>>30643737
>>*psst* Why do you think she always trying to set you up with that Sparkle girl?

>It works; Anon and Twilight hit it off
>Celestia feels jealous and she doesn't know why

This whole situation is really fucking cute.

>>30644700
They're both clearly Playstation controllers, so at least they aren't total plebs. Another way to think about it is sure they eat hamburgers all the time, but at least they go to an actual nice restaurant that serves hot sandwiches instead of just going to McDonalds or Burger King all the time.

>>30643753
>"Mommy's training Anon for when he's older. Now don't forget, honey, be merciless and never trade them anything of actual value."

>>30643753
>>30645634
>Anon gets tired of always getting his ads handed to him whenever he plays Civ with Mom.
>Even working together with Aunt Luna she always wins.
>Anon decides to git gud
>Mom couldn't be prouder that her Sunshine's become a good ruler when he finally starts to win their games.

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>>30643234

>my face when it's her turn

>>30643647

I don't want to alarm anyone, but it looks like Luna is wearing adult protection in this image.

She's on the next level of gamer.

>>30643863

Blessed be the light...OF MY NUCLEAR DETONATIONS!

>Anon and Luna introduce Celestia to a few games
>Celestia tries playing Crusader Kings
>Has difficulty because her character is too inbred after a few generations of a strict incestuous eugenics program

>>30640414
Okay, so I haven't been able to produce alot of writing due to technical difficulties. I'd post what I have but it is very little snd I'm not too sure about it. If i can't post any updates for the current story I'm sorry, I'll at least try to pic up a oneshot prompt.

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>You are Anon, son of the Biker Queen Celestia.
>You never got into the whole biker gang thing and wanted a normal life like all the other kids.
>You just want to go to school, get a decent job, and have some friends.
>At first your mom thought it was just a phase and you would grow out of it.
>But when she realised you didn't want the biker life she eventually caved and let you go to a regular school a town over where no one knew you or your family.
>It was great, no one judge you based on your mother's lifestyle or past.
>A cute girl with red and yellow hair has even shown interest in you.
>It lasted only a few days though.
>Everyone at school was called in for an assembly and was surprised to find out the principal suddenly retired.
>You however were more surprised by the replacement.
>Your mother walked out in a business suit and looked incredibly professional.
>You've never seen her like this, and no one seemed to notice she was anything but a prim and proper upstanding citizen.
>You know she had to use some connection or threat to get the old principal to leave and that she was picked to be the new principal despite having no prior school experience.
>Also, your aunt came out dressed similarly and she's the new vice principal, is that even a thing?
>When you get home, your mom gets into her normal clothes and explains how she appreciates you wanting a normal life but needs to make sure you're safe.
>So her gang took over the school and is now a good part of the staff.
>The doorbell rings and you open it to find the cute girl with the red and yellow hair dressed similarly to your mom.
>"You've already met Sunset. She's from a neighboring chapter and will be your protection while at school and also after. She will take care of you."
>Sunset winks at you.
>"Real good care of you."
>All you wanted was a normal teenage life.

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>>30646862
>"You've already met Sunset. She's from a neighboring chapter and will be your protection while at school and also after. She will take care of you."
>Sunset winks at you.
>"Real good care of you."
All of my unf
Though such a young girl already in a biker gang...
She's a legacy too right? Can't really picture how she got in otherwise, well, I can, but it wouldn't be pretty.
How crude and tsun would she be?

>Sunset took the job to get ahead in the gang.
>Will even fuck Celestia's son if it means she doesn't have to constantly fight off the advances of the rest of the gang.
>Is incredibly crass and swears like a sailor.
>Her presence commands respect out of others her age and even some adults without her doing anything.
>Expects Anonymous to be a horny kingpin brat that would be on the path of becoming like the rest of the beer gutted, lecherous, smelly, hair-triggered violent men that make up the male side of the gang.
>Turns out he's the opposite.
>The number of hymens he's responsible for breaking is 0
>He doesn't get into a punch-out after other guys meet his gaze, meaning she's the one that needs to beat some sense into them for daring to meet the gaze of the Biker Queen's son.
>He's so straight laced he once tried to basket a soda can to impress her, only to miss and instead of just leaving it there, he picked it up and put it in the trash.
>Anon doesn't even ride a bike and tears it through town, he just plays his "vidya" or sits on his computer like a nerd all day long after school.
>He doesn't even wear the sweet leather jacket.
>Worst of all, he doesn't even try to stick his dick in her 24/7 even if she makes it clear his mother gave her orders to let him do anything he wanted to her. Anything at all.
>Is this candyass fuccboi really the son of the Biker Queen?
>And why is Sunset actually falling for a guy like him?

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>>30646180
To me, it just looked like she's gotten a little chubby from too many Doritos and Mt. Dew.
Now, I can't unsee.
Thanks, asshole.

>>30647236
more?

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>"Sunshine, do you think Mommy has a big enough tuft?"

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>"Come join us, Sunshine. Mommy and Autie need someone to scrub their backs."
>"Well, nephew? 'Tis not polite to keep a lady waiting."

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>>30647865
>You are Anon, adopted son of Princess Celestia
>You popped into Equestria when you were in your really early teens (just a kid, really), and a certain white princess took a distinctly motherly interest in you.
>This was fine, because you were young, alone, terrified, and desperate for comfort.
>That was probably why you latched on to Celestia as quickly and as easily as you did, but you don't regret a thing.
>Celestia is a wonderful mother, and she loves you very much; she tells you every day.
>Even though you hear "I love you" or "I'm proud of you" from her all the time, it never feels cheap or insincere.
>That's part of why you love her so much; Princess Celestia is one of the kindest, most genuine souls you've ever encountered in your life.
>To this day you still aren't sure why Celestia picked you instead of any other (technical) orphan, nor why she was so smitten with a weird, crying monkey-creature from the get-go.
>Or maybe you're just special.
>...Mom always tells you you're her "special little colt", anyway.
>Even now, in your early adult years, you still discover little things about your mother that you didn't know before
>For example...
>"Sunshine, do you think Mommy has a big enough tuft?"
>Now, you aren't 100% sure about the significance of a mare's chest tuft.
>Your mom's always been a little bit... 'overprotective' of you, so you're a little bit sheltered to pony culture.
>So, you think
>YOU THINK
>A mare's chest tuft is a little bit like dick-size.
>Their chest-dick, if you will.
>The thicker, the better.
>You'd say a tuft is like their breasts, but they've already got a pair right between the legs that they don't care about unless they're pregnant, so you don't think she's asking you if her tits look nice.
>Which makes it sort of awkward that your mom wants to know if you think she's, er...
>'Adequate'.
>Long story short, you panic and hug Celestia, making sure to rub your face into her chest tuft.

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>>30647989
>"Ha ha, super!" You exclaim facetiously
>That meant getting up from your lounger poolside and exposing the tent in your shorts

>>30648477
>Anon is accidentally lewd to Celestia because cultural differences
>Celestia is worried that her son is making passes at her
>Feels flustered and isn't sure if she's against it or not

>>30648482
Mom and auntie can help you with that.

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Quick, /mom/, tell me why Celestia wants you to be her son. What about you sparks that interest in her heart?

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>>30648635
>tfw you're not yet a son worthy of her
I m-made myself an actual meal instead of getting take out or fast food for a change.
She'd take that as an improvement, r-right?

>>30648752
Celestia would be genuinely happy that you made the effort.

>>30648635
Well, that depends on what she wants from a son doesn't it?
If she wants someone to feed, to do laundry for and generally look after, I guess, just about anyone here would fit the bill.
If she wants a son so she can watch them grow, make friends, make something out of themselves, find a girl and give her grandchildren, then I think not everyone really qualifies.
Celestia probably wouldn't need a reason though, she'd take any one of us, I'm sure.

>Anons start showing up in Equestria
>Celestia takes them all in.
>Must share castle and mum with other Anons, some with Oedipus complexes
What happens?
>Captcha: ends crown

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>>30646862
>>30647236
Go on.

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>Anon in Equestria
>Ponies (not just alicorns) live for a very long time
>A few hundred years, if they're healthy
>Celestia is the first one to give an official interview to Anon as a brand-new and unknown possible threat
>Asks him to give his name and age
>Celestia is absolutely shocked to hear that he's "only" in his 20s
>"Oh, you poor little colt!"
>Next thing he knows, he's being hugged by a sun goddess
>Nothing Anon can say convinces Celestia that he isn't a young child
>Anon's behaviour (expressing wonder at mundane pony things, fear/apprehension at the general idea of being in a new world so far away from home, and the understandable reaction of latching onto someone as his emotional rock) just convinces Celestia even more that he needs a mother to look after him

>>30648879
>What happens?
>"My 100 sons" was filmed before a live studio audience

>>30646862
>>So her gang took over the school and is now a good part of the staff.
I want to read about a big muscley guy with a mullet (preferably played by macho man Randy Savage) is teaching home-ed and how he actually knows his stuff and is a really good teacher.

>>30647236
>>Expects Anonymous to be a horny kingpin brat that would be on the path of becoming like the rest of the beer gutted, lecherous, smelly, hair-triggered violent men that make up the male side of the gang.
>>Turns out he's the opposite.
>>The number of hymens he's responsible for breaking is 0
I'm picturing Sunset speaking in something like a Brooklyn accent.
>"Anon, I can't help but admire the way you ain't shotgunning these here sodey cans."
"Wait, is that the thing where you bite though the can? B-But I'd just get soda all over my shirt!"
>"Your innocence is surprisingly refreshing."

>>30649141
>Sunset will never try to protect Anon's innocence.

>>30649156
>Sunset visits Celestia to give her her bi-weekly report on Anon's safety
>Tells her about all the naive shit Anon says to her
>They both laugh
>Sunset's laugh trails off gently and her smile lingers just a little bit longer than it normally would
>Celestia stares at Sunset for a long moment
>Goes into "biker queen" mode and tells her that nobody would ever find the body if she hurts her son
>Sunset knows that she's completely serious

>>30649186
>Celestia wants to protect Anon's innocence more than anyone.

>>30649186
>Flash slams Anon in a locker.
>Anon has to stop Sunset from injuring him severely.

>>30649213
I like where this is going.

>>30649213
>>30649218
>"But he hurt you!"
"I'm fine Sunny. He learned his lesson, please stop for me."
>This is the first time Anon called that.

>>30649255
>First time Anon called her that.

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>"P-pfft...F-fucknugget has fainted!"
>'Cocksucker is out of usable pokemon! C-cocksucker has blacked out! Ahahaha!!'
>Real mature, you two

>>30649255
>Sunset looks at you for what feels like forever.
>She looks outraged, like all she needed was an excuse to keep punching Flash and you just took it away from her.
>Finally, she turns around and snarls at your (soon to be ex) bully.
>"You got lucky I have better things to do, you fuckin' putz. I don't wanna see you 'round Anon no more, you got that?

>>30649291
>>30649262
>>30649255
this is a MOMLESTIA thread NOT a sunset shitter thread

>>30649322
This.
It seems more shimmer centric than mom focused.

>>30649322
It's also not a /moon/ thread but our favorite auntie gets mentioned a lot.

>>30649322
>>30649328
But mom is posing as the principal and is a very central part in the idea.
>Mom after learning this wants to make Flash an 'example'.

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>>30649322
>>30649328

Seems like an overlap, really, things like that are bound to happen.
It's about Anon being Celestia's son, but focuses on Sunset.
It works both ways.
Kind of like how Momlestia centered lewd would work both here and in the incest thread.
Just let them be, it's not like the thread's a beehive of content right now, besides it's an interesting idea.
Also this >>30649365

>>30649378
>Celestia calls Flash to her office
>The room's been decked out in biker stuff and there are two big burly guys standing behind her acting as guards
>It's this exactly moment that Flash realizes how badly he fucked up

>>30649387
>Anon runs in and begs his mother to spare him.

>>30649393
>This gives Celestia a dilemma, she doesn't want to look soft in front of her men, but doesn't want to tarnish her relationship with her only sunshine.

>>30649433
>tells auntie luna to beat flash up

>>30649122
>Randy Savage teaching home-ed
I would read that desu senpai

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>"What game are you playing sunshine? Can I play with you?"

>>30649935
>Play Mario Kart with mom.

>>30649935
Monster girl quest is a single player game, mom.

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Night, mom, auntie

>>30647417

Nah dude, looked totally like padding to me. On the bright side, at least she isn't pissing in a bottle.

>>30650166
That'd be pretty hot actually.

>>30650258

Dude, she'd miss so bad and get it all over the floor. Celestia has to clean that later!

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>>30648635
A willingness to be breastfed well into my 20s.

>>30649071
>Finally learns what a human's average lifespan actually is
>She wants you by her side 24/7 because she's afraid she's going to miss something important

>>30649935
>Dark Souls
>on the 360 because you're a masochist
>Blighttown hurts so good
>Mom walks in during Ornstein and Smough
>"Well, two on one doesn't sound very fair to me. Wait, why does he get his health back?"
>After a few tries, finally beats them
>Goes upstairs, meets big girl
>The questions start
>"Oh, my goodness, who is that? She looks like the best character in the game, can you play as her? What do you mean, you don't want to be one of the Princess' Guard? What the heck is a 'Blade of the Darkmoon'? Did your Aunt put you up to that?"

>>30650299
>Celestia sees a puddle on the floor
>She drags you and Aunt Luna to her bedchambers for the interrogation of a lifetime
>"I don't want excuses! I want to know which one of you had the nerve to relieve yourself on the floor!"
>You and your auntie share nervous glances, wondering who's going to take the blame for this

>>30643737
>Amazonian human twi
unf

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>>30650712
Nice, but not quite what I was thinking
>Twi, now 15, spent vast majority of her formative years studying
>Doesn't know how to deal with boys her age or older
>Velvet and Celestia decide it would be best for her development if she was paired up with 12 year old Anon

>>30650745
>Anon has to teach Twilight how social interactions work.
>Anon would rather be anywhere else but he can't bring himself to disappoint Mom.
>Meanwhile Twilight is practically holding on to Anon for dear life because she doesn't know how to process dealing with people.

This has potential for feels and keks.

>>30650745
This could work for both pony or Equestria Girls universes. In ponyverse Twilight is constantly at the castle learning personally with Celestia who is training her to be a princess, a perfect princess for her little prince. In Equestria Girlsverse I could see Velvet as a substitute teacher type character who is friends with Celestia and is lamenting the woes of having a genius daughter. They come up with the plan to transfer Twilight to Canterlot High and have her and Anon hang out more to help her social interactions. So much so there rumors they are dating. Anon doesn't deny it while Twi is so socially awkward that no one believes her.

>>30651228
Go to /NST/ then senpai

>>30649496
>"Ohhhh yeaahhhh! These pancakes runnin' wild on you, brother!"
>"Hot diggity damn, children! Look at Miss Heartstring's beautiful stitching!"

>>30649935
>Anon nervously begins the slow, arduous process of minimizing all the porn he has on the screen
>"I didn't hear no, sweetheart."

>>30650340
>>Finally learns what a human's average lifespan actually is
>>She wants you by her side 24/7 because she's afraid she's going to miss something important
I dunno, Anon. How would you react if a kindergartner came up to you and said, with the most adorably serious look on their face, that they were already an adult and that they just grew up really fast despite being 5?

>"Aww, is my precious little sunshine pretending to be a grown-up?"
>And then she convinced you to take a nap with her, saying that one of her most favorite "grown-up games" was to sleep during her lunch hour.

>>30650685

>"Run!"
>You run into each other and collapse onto the floor.
>Celestia shakes her head
>"So you won't confess, eh? Where did I go wrong?"
>Luna is the first to right herself.
>"Now sister, that's a low blow. It's just a little water on the floor."
>"Urine. Urine I had to clean!"
>Celestia's outburst is so much that you don't bother to speak up.
>"Oh I'll fix the two of you if this happens again. I promise you. One more time, and I'll make sure both of you pay for it."
>She stomps out as if this isn't her room.

>>30651474
>Twilight is 16 while Anon is 12.
>Despite her being socially awkward Celestia knows that Twi is the best candidate for Anon to pass the family's genes because of her high intelligence.
>Unknown to mom is that Twilight likes them young and the thought of taking 12 year old Anon'a innocence makes her push her thighs together.

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>>30652431

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>>30652448
>She cums in her sleep every night to the thought of having her mentor's young son inside her.

>>30652583
>Celestia rubs Twilight off in her sleep to try and encourage thoughts like that
>"I want grandbabies, dammit."
Celestia is very impatient.

>>30652860
>Celestia was very sexually active with Twilight and her son so when they finally do it, it'll be the best fuck they ever had.

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>"..There's a nice salad to your right there, mom."
>[Tazmanian devil noises]
>"Muh 'alicorn metabolism' isn't an excuse, you kn-"
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_nonkGo1KY
>"Ok, ok...just sayin' though, that cake was for everyone."
>"...Can I have a piece?"
>"Crumbs aren't pieces, mom, c'mon."

>>30653321
>Chris Farley
Now I'm sad.

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>"Nonny could you brush mommy's hair?"

>>30653388
I'd rather bury my face in it. It's so voluminous.

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>>30653394
Me too, but seriously, she needs help with that shit

7 pls

>>30641808
Fund it.

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>"Greetings, my sunshine! It is I, your conscience! Again!"
>A handful sized flapping mom horse appears on your shoulder
>'I don't think my conscience would've told me to steal a foal's birthday cake and send Spike a bunch of gay scroll spam.'
>"Oh stooop, you laughed~"
>'Just because I think you're a cute conscience, mom.'
>"Mmm, if you need me, I'll be in your pocket."

So how will Anon and Auntie Lulu try to get mom to eat less cake?

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>>30654529
>"Mom, the cake is lava."

>>30654534
>Six year old Anon tries to come up with ridiculous things so mom can stay in her cake-free diet.

>>30654516
>"Mom? Mom, no, that's not a pocket. That's my fly. so don't unzip it. Mo-MOM!"

>>30654874
>You mini-Mom will never use your dong as her own personal body pillow

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>>30654544
"I helped bake it so it's healthier, you need your protein and aunt lulu said spiders have lots of it!"

>>30655017
"I peed on your throne."
>"Wh-What?"
"That's what happens when you go off your diet."

>>30654529
Bread makes you fat!

>>30655493
"Cake is not bread, Sunshine."

>>30652238
>All three of you are snuggled up in Celestia's bed after a long day.
>Mom's in the middle while you and aunt Luna cling to her sides for warmth.
>Just as everyone's about to drift off, the familiar sound of tinkling permeates the air.
>You wince immediately, knowing mom is gonna flip her shit that your aunt pissed the sheets.
>Celestia's eyes shoot open and a look of disbelief overcomes her.
>"That better not be what I think it is."
>She sits up in the bed and throws the sheets off with her magic.
>Just as she suspected a sizable spot of dampness settled in the middle of the bed right by her leg.
>Aunt Luna looks between the spot and your mom apprehensively.
>Through the faint light of Celestia's horn you can see your aunt's nervous features.
>Mom sternly looks at both of you. "Okay, spill it-".
>You giggle at the unintentional pun, but your mother's harsh gaze immediately shuts you up.
>"Which one of you did this? My bathroom is literally across the room."
>Celestia stares at Luna sourly, waiting for the inevitable confession.
>You see your auntie about to fess up to the whole thing but you quickly cut her off.
"It was me, mom."
>She quickly whips her head around at you.
"I wet the bed. I didn't feel it coming, I'm sorry."
>Your mom scans your eyes incredulously, obviously not believing a word you said, but eventually her face relaxes into one of sadness.
>"I'm very disappointed in you, son. I know I taught you how to use the bathroom."
>You cringe at her tone, feeling ashamed even though you didn't do it.
>"I can see now the only way to stop this from becoming a habit is to show you how a colt uses the bathroom properly."
>Your mom climbs out of bed and takes hold of your hand, forcefully tugging at it to make you follow her to the bathroom.
>You turn your head to see auntie Luna silently thanking you as she balls up the sheets in her magic to take to the laundry room down the hall.

>>30655991
>>"That better not be what I think it is."
>>She sits up in the bed and throws the sheets off with her magic.
>Luna is hunched over, a glow coming from the handheld game console in her hands.
>"Just as I suspected."
>Luna grins sheepishly as she grabs her now empty bottle of Mountain Dew.
>Celestia just sighs.
>"Do you have any idea how long my bed is going to smell like citrus?"

>>30655991
>>"I can see now the only way to stop this from becoming a habit is to show you how a colt uses the bathroom properly."
Is Celestia going to hold Anon's penis and aim for him? Because this entire ordeal seems to be an elaborate scheme between Luna and Celestia to give them an excuse to touch Anon's dick.

>>30656051
>Luna "accidentally" splashes her drink all over Anon's clothes
>Celestia shakes her head in disappointment
>"Anon, sweetheart, if you aren't responsible enough to keep your clothes clean, then you aren't responsible enough to have them at all."
>Anon's clothes are confiscated
>Celestia and Luna high-five/hoof at the sight of Anon walking around naked

>>30656051
>Is Celestia going to hold Anon's penis and aim for him?
That's a great idea.

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>>30655991
Pissing is not my fetish.

>>30656035
Gamer Luna is though.

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(Based on a recent dream)
>The halls of the royal palace are filled with the sounds of heavy solo marching, drowning out all the chatter,hustle and bustle.
>The aggressive footsteps belong to none other than you. Captain of Palace Security, and adopted child of one half of the ruling monarchy, Princess Celestia, Anonymous.
>Helmet tucked under your arm, you make your way to your mother's chambers, armed with a scowl so vicious you could curdle milk.
>Various maids, and butlers yield to your steady pace until you reach your destination.
>Rapping your knuckle gently upon her door, a gentle "come in" tells you she is up and getting ready.
>You slowly slide into her room, shutting the door behind you.
"I apologize for disturbing you Princess--"
>Celestia is staring at herself in a vanity with a solemn expression on her face.
>She doesn't turn around to address you.
>"Anonymous, you know when it's just us, you don't call me "Princess"."
>You look down and bite your lip.
"Mom."
>She smiles and finally faces you.
>"Son. What brings you here?"
>You take a deep breath.
"He's arrived. I-I came to see if you were ready to proceed with the ceremony."
>It's Celestia's turn to sigh heavily.
>"I honestly never thought I'd be getting married like THIS. Fate has a wicked sense of humour, doesn't it?"
>You drop your helmet on the ground in irritation.
"Just give me the order mom! I can drop that horned shit sack with just a couple swings and-"
>Celestia gives you a stern glare.
>You flinch and simmer down.
>"We are a peaceful nation son. I've no wish for my little ponies to come to harm on my behalf. This is the only way."
"...."
>She puts a hoof under your chin.
>"It's the ONLY way to peace."
>After a moment, without a word you pick up your helmet, and leave her chambers.
"...I'll be outside when you're ready."
>You lean against the wall, arms crossed, as more maids make their way down the halls.

>>30657772
For an odd reason i got a very zelda-ish feel from this.
>you will never quest throughout the land in order to rescue mom.

>>30657772
>Both of them are carrying stacks of fliers in their hooves as they attempt to hurry along on their way.
>"Morning Master Anonymous!"
>"Morning Ser!"
>You nod.
>As they pass, a flier lands on your armored foot.
>You pick it up, grimacing underneath your helmet.
>Come one, come all to witness the holy Matrimony of One Princess Celestia, to the one and true sovereign of the skies, The Storm King!
>Admission is only five bits.
>The bastards stamp is at the bottom as a sick seal of approval.
>You crumple the paper up in your fist, feeling your rage ignite.

Not sure if I should continue. More happened, and to be honest it's silly.

>>30657802
continue, im intrigued

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>"Oh, um..r-rise with the day, m-my sunbeam...if that's ok with you."
>'Morning already, mom?'
>"Mhmm, d-did you have a pleasant rest?"
>'I sure did. I feel great! Now I can finally blast your fertile womb with my hot monkey seed all day!'
>"YES!..I mean..o-okay, that'd be nice."
>Anonymous begins to disrobe as """mom""" assumes a willing position
>'I hope you're ready to WAKE UP!!' Anonymous said, except it was no longer Anonymus, but instead Princess Luna
>The Princess of the dream realm smiled at a confused Fluttershy before saying 'Ha ha! Thou hast been dream punk'd! Also, you are currently asleep in a large puddle of your own excitement.'

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going to work bump

>p9
You never really loved her, did you?

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>"Nonsense sweetie, you're never too old to sleep with your mother."

>>30659514
>"Just rest your head on your mother's soft, pillowey teats."

>>30658414
>to add insult to injury, Luna gave Anon an incest filled wet dream that night

>>30659622
>They both liked it

>>30659559
She's not Milky Way

>>30658414
Classic cock hungry fluttershy

>>30659959
Everything is bigger when you're a princess

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>"Is something the matter sunshine? You've seemed distracted lately."

>>30642737
>Indeed, it is a plan so cunning, you could tie a tail to it and call it a weasel
I was about to say this gave off a Blackadder vibe, bravo Anon, please continue

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>>30649496
>>30651984
more please

>>30643753

>Your mom and aunt come into your room
>They have a bunch of bags with snacks floating around them
>Celestia is smiling in a way that you've come to know means she's fucked someone over
>Luna levitates a DVD casein front of you
>"Nephew! I saw this game called "Beyond Earth" and it reminded me of you. Would you play it with Tia and I?"
"And who is going to watch over Equestria?"
>"No worries, we staged our own kidnapping again. Tia's former pupil is currently "running" the kigdom."
>Celestia bursts into uncontrolable laughter
>Beyond Earth...
>This daemon has eaten up much of your time in exchange for frustration and stress
>But like all addictions, you can't resist it even though you know it's bad for you
"Okay."
>The princesses go to their rooms and mom explains the basics of Civ games to you over the voice chat while aunt Luna gets settled in her battle station
"Don't worry mom, I've played Civ and BE before."
>"Playing against a computer is nothing like playing against live players. Prepare to get dusted, Nonny!"
>The game starts
>Beads of cold sweat form on your forehead
>Beyond Earth has two real difficulties. Varieties of easy and maximum fuckage
>The hardest setting goes like this; you have some time until the nearest AI comes across you. Then you have a few turns until it decides you have a pretty mouth. And then it declares war and completely rolls over you like a steamroller made of rape
>You were foolish enough to get hooked on the challenge
>While the alicorns are developing culture, you are training soldiers
>While the alicorns are out exploring, you are exterminating the aliens for science and affinity points
>Luna is the first to come across your units with her explorer
>"Oh hi there nephew!"
"Oh crap, phase two!"
>Your soldiers beat Luna's explorer to death and pull his limbs out of their sockets. Then they gangrape the corpse, take pictures, and send them to the enemy High Command and the explorer's family

>>30660647

>It's how you survive in this game
>You use all your money to buy a few more military units and throw everything at Luna
>Her defences crumble like a drunk thot and soon she's about to lose
>"Sister, help!"
>"Quick Luna, flee with a colony pod into my territory before you lose your last city!"
>Your aunt narrowly escapes losing
>Only to be betrayed by your mom, who attacks the colony pod and the refugees
>"Tia, you betrayed me Tia!"
>"Blame the misfortune of your birth, heh."
>Celestia presents a higher calibre of foe
>Her armies are slowly pushing you back and claiming Luna's cities
>"Why share when you can have it all."
>Celestia has almost pushed you to your initial borders when suddenly you launch teleport satelites over her territory
>"What?! Nooo!"
>With her army away from home and only the front cities having been fortified, mom's tender rear is naked and exposed to your teleport assault
>Robots and cyborgs rampage through her territory
>Luna's cities are only a hinderance at this point as they are messing the logistics and offer nothing in return because they still haven't been pacified
>Celestia loses everything but the cities in her intended defence line
>She is forced to surrender
>"My son is clever. Too clever."

>>30660429
>You stutter as your eyes focus solely on mom's ample flank.
>Mom notices this and gives a knowing smile.
>"Sweetie, if something's bothering you, you know you can tell mommy right?"
>She flicks her tail back and forth, barely revealing the prize underneath.
"I...Nothing's b-bothering me mom..."
>She raises an eyebrow at this.
>"I can tell you're lying, honey."
>Mom backs her rump up closer to you to give you a better view.
>"Just tell me what's wrong. I promise I won't be mad."
"Promise?"
>"Promise."
"Well..."

>>30660049
Ew

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>>30660647
>Of all possible Civ games you picked Beyond earth
Did they update it much beyond release, last i played it was essentially just a reskin of 5.

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>"mmmmoooommmmyyyyy lllooooovvvveee yyyoooouuuu"

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>>30660813
I love wrestling with you mom

>>30662306

>the weak should fear the strong

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>>30662306
>That smiley face

>>30649122
savage is dead, my man.

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>tfw she feels guilty when you get sunburns

>>30662484
He's alive in my heart, Anon. As long as we remember those who have passed, they never truly leave us.

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Mom please...remeber what the doctor said about your diabetes.

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>>30663045
>raising the sun basically resets her to the state she was in when she raised it for the very first time
>this is how she is so long lived
>it also means she gets diagnosed with diabetes every other week as she was very close to getting it a millennium ago

>>30663045
>>30663100
>Rising the sun takes an enormous amount of energy
>Celestia usually gets the calorific intake required by eating food like cakes and candies all day
>After 1000 years, Celestia has come to hate the taste but it's the only thing that will give her enough juice to lift a star
>Celestia keeps an emergency milkshake (magically kept frozen) at the side of her bed just in case she slept in and needs to raise the sun RIGHT NOW
>Few guards have ever borne witness to the sight of Celestia furiously sucking down on the straw

>>30662484
oh

>>30662563
That actually sounds really sweet.

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>>30662306
>Your finisher is "The Mating Press"

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The thought of her dominating me is quite exquisite

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>>30662306

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>>30664570
"Mom, please don't tell me you tore wing holes in my work uniform..."

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>"Anonymous Wayne Garcia-Kennedy Davis Jr, if you so much as even THINK about throwing that ball.."
>'Oh, this ball? I hadn't even noticed I was holding it until now. Gosh, mom, I mean, all I was going to do is-, GOGETIT!'
>"BALL!"
>This is always fun
>Too bad you can't remember where Aunt Luna buried her squeaky toy

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>>30662306
>"..'-Claiming her over and over, his sticky love flooding her womb as he bit the scruff of her neck and whispered 'I love you, mo-'..."
>"*sigh*..."
>"What is it now, Ned-, I mean, Twilight."

>>30640414

>momlestia
>implying the Sun isn't more related to a father
Celestia has no children because she can't admit to having sired several key bloodlines long ago.

>>30666404
Anon, even if that were true, she's not a Zebra.

>>30660808
gave me a giggle

>>30666610

>tfw your sun dad can't teach you about mysticism and spear hunting because she's not a zebra
Feels bad, man.

>>30642811
>Both hands occupied
>Implying I can't just eat with my mouth

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If your mouth is free enough to eat, it's free enough to orally pleasure whichever family member isn't currently being touched by you. It's like talking while running; if you can do it, then you aren't running hard enough.

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>>30664036

>>30667420
Wasn't it common for the Egyptian royalty to marry their siblings?

>>30667480
unf

>>30667480
I'm pretty sure Osiris and Isis, two of the Egyptian gods, were both siblings, lovers and a married couple

>>30667480
How does Anon factor into that?

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>"Mom? When I look at Cadence's or the maids' tails, why do I feel funny?"
>You freeze.
>You are Celestia, god-like matriarch of Equestria, the herald of morning and Guardian to ponykind for eons to come.
>And a millennia plus of life did not prepare you for this question.

>You start to sweat, the teacup in your magical grip nearly spilling, tittering on it’s plate as you try to think.
>What do you tell him?
>Your sweet little sunshine was beginning to have… THOSE feelings.
>He was becoming a proper stallion.
>You bit your lip and took a deep breath.
>Okay okay, just calm down.
>You can handle this.
>It was probably just time for the birds and bees, you know?
>Just something that has to be done.
>He can’t be your innocent, sweet little boy forever.
>Can he?

>You squirmed in your seat as he stared up at you, a curious tilt to his head.
>”What’s wrong, Mom? Is it a bad thing?”
>...
>Hnnng!
>He’s too cute!
>It’s not fair!
>Why did you have to be the one to ruin his perfect innocence.
>His father should be the one to explain it to him but… that wasn’t an option for you.
>Ugh, why now of all times!
>You paused, eyes widening.
>Wait.
>It didn’t… HAVE to be now, right?
>You could wait. Maybe even have your student Shimmer gather up a presentation.
>Yeah! That’s it! Shimmer will take care of it.
>That’s what students are for.

“It’s nothing to trouble yourself over, sunshine.”
>Anon visibly relaxed and you got up and headed to your scroll shelf to start on the message.
>You felt his eyes on you and when you glanced back, he was staring at your flank, a faint blush on his cheeks.
>O-Oh… that was a bit flattering.
>You were his mother though, but… well it’s not like you were his blood.
>This was just normally filly curiosity, surely.

>He gulped then glanced down to his crotch, where you realized he’d grown a hard on.
>Your eyes shot open.
>THIS WAS NOT FILLY CURIOSITY.
>THIS WAS LEWD!

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“Mom,” Anon said, his voice rising with concern. “What do I do when it gets like this? It keeps happening and it feels super weird.”

>AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
”I-I’m sure it’ll go away in t-time, little prince,” you said, feeling your face heat up.

>Anon pursed his lips.
>”Well… it’s been happening since last year. When does it stop?”

>If you had been drinking tea, you would have done a spit take.
>A YEAR!?
>His cousin Cadence was born around the same time you found Anon as a baby, and she’d had her cutie mark in love for about a year now.
>Her mark practically flipped a switch in her, making her fully aware of every sweet lick of lust or love within a mile.
>And boy did it do things to that poor adolescent filly.
>She didn’t know what sex was yet but she’d figure it out any day now with that mark.

>But if Anon was about her age, then...
>Anon was already past fillyhood!
>Oh, Terra, you're gonna lose your little boy to some floozy badflank mare and she’s gonna hurt him and he’s gonna cry and not listen to you because you don’t understand cuz you’re just his mother and what do you know!
>And he’s not gonna cuddle and he’s gonna hate you because that’s what teen fillies do, and those mares his age won’t respect him and try to wave their flanks in his face and...!
>WAIT.
>M-Maybe you could freeze his age with magic!
>That was super illegal necromantic magic, but who gives a buck, you raise the sun!
>You could always just turn anypony and their family into scorched earth if they started anything.
>Bring it filly! This is Mommas little boy and Mommas gonna do what she gotta do.
>Who’s gonna stop you? Your sister?
>She’s in the damn moon—she can’t do shit about this.
>A hand comes up and brushes against your neck and you spin around to see Anon looking worried.
>You realize you’ve been hyperventilating and you force yourself to calm down in front of your son.
>“Mom? You okay? You’re scaring me.”

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>Your heart does a little flip at his adorable expression, and you open your mouth to reassure him but all that comes out is a little squeak.
>He’s so precious it hurts.

>Anon brings you into a hug, pushing the side of his face into your tuft.
>“It’s okay, Mom. Whatever this is, I’ll get through it somehow. I don’t want you worrying about me.”

>You wanted to hold him close and never let go and nuzzle that cute little foal face of his but a stiff something was pressing against your leg and h-holy you, he’s so bucking hard!
>Your motherly and marely instincts battled in your head as your breathing hitched and you felt yourself wink.
>Your body heated up, long buried instincts welling up from deep within as you breathed in his new, more stallion like scent.
>How did you not notice this level of change?
>M-Maybe you could just… relieve him.
>Yeah, that’d be fine.
>It’s not incest if you just use your mouth.
>Your mind wandered to the moment he’d seize up, maybe cry out for Momma has he blasted his hot male seed down your throat.
>You’d gulp it all down, not letting a drop go to waste and you’d tell him everything was okay, and to not hold back.
>Just let it all out, Sunshine. Mommas gonna take care of you.
>Your eyes widened.
>HOLY BUCK THAT WAS NOT AN OKAY THOUGHT.

>Anon let go of the hug and took a step back, moving his member away and just out of sightline.
>You took a breath, steadying your racing thoughts.
>Okay, just… calm down.
>You have to do the right thing, Celestia, even if it’s hard.

>And that’s why you had to stop this somehow, maybe not just freeze his age but reverse it a year or two.
>That’s when he started feeling this way, right?
>Buck it, you’d reverse it 3 for safe measure.
>Yeah, you just had to just make sure nobody noticed he was in puberty until you could pull his age back.
>How hard could that be?

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>Cadence swung the door to your tearoom open and peered around, seeming to searching for something she couldn’t put her finger on.
>SHIT!
>SHE CAN SENSE THE LEWDS!

>>“Auntie,” Cadence said, after having looked around and seen only you and Anon hugging. >>“What’s that weird feeling in here? I’ve felt it before… I think it’s—”

“IT’S BECAUSE HE’S ADOPTED.”

>Both Anon and Cadence flinched and gave you a strange look.
>>”Really? Then how come I haven’t felt it before?”

“Oh, that. It’s because you’re still getting used to your special talent, my dear niece. Nothing more. Life has many surprises for you still.”
>In more ways than one, you suspect.

>She nodded slowly then gave a shrug.
“Well, I guess I’ll go back to reading then,” she said and turned to leave.
>Anon’s eyes were drawn to her flank as she turned and Cadence spun around and dashed back in the room.
“There it is again! And this time it was directed at me. But… wait… Autie...”
>Tears started to form in the corners of Cadences eyes and she sniffled.
“I’m adopted? Why didn’t my parents ever tell me.”

>Bucking goddammit...

By: Ephemeral

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>>30668587
>By: Ephemeral

>>30668567
>>That was super illegal necromantic magic, but who gives a buck, you raise the sun!
Frankly, Celestia could justify a lot of things with this line of reasoning.

>"I don't care if 15% of taxes are going to buying cake ingredients! I raise the sun, dammit! I need the energy!"

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m-mom pls

>>30669146
>"My little ponies were so cruel to you, my Sunshine; but not anymore. It's just you and me from now on, Anon. My beautiful baby boy is all I need."

>Bath time once again.
>Mom chased you all around the castle and managed to get herself stuck in a tree.
>"I am really not amused, mister! You are going to take a bath, and you are going to get clean right now."
"You're not the boss of me."
>"I am so the boss of you!"
"This is a democracy."
>"It may be a free country, but you live in my castle under my rules!"
"Whatever."
>"Don't use that tone of voice with me! You will do what I say when I say."
>You spy a decently sized mud puddle to wallow around in.
>Mom follows your gaze and her pupils shrink.
>You casually take a step toward the mud puddle.
>"What are you doing? I am talking to you, mister!"
>You stop right next to the mud puddle.
>"Do not go near that mud puddle! Prince Anonymous of Equestria, do you hear me? I am giving you three seconds to get away from that mud puddle."
>"One."
>You inch closer to the mud puddle.
>"Two."
>You're literal centimeters away from the glorious mud bath you're about to partake in.
>"Two and a half."
>You lean over the mud puddle.
>"Don't make me say three!"
>You're leaning even further over the mud puddle, the smell of mud hitting your nostrils.
>"Anon! Anon!"
>Suddenly a tree limb snaps and her motherly form plummets directly towards you.
>With a huge splash, you look beneath you and see what can only be described as an over sized equine covered from head to hoof in mud.
>"I'm a dirty pony."

>>30669221
Haha
That's a reference!

>>30669221
oh shit
i get that reference

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>>30669146

>>30667857
Egyptian mythology is very inconsistent from story to story, since it wasn't really written down to the extent Greek mythology was.

>>30670059
>"Anon?"
"Oh, god, you're back."
>"Sunshine?"
"It's been 7 months, Celestia. 7 months of you breaking into my house at least once a week."
>"I'm just so worried about you!"
"Well, I'm worried about the shitty magical lock on my front door that can't even keep out a hopped-up unicorn!"
>Celestia chuckles good-naturedly at you and pats you on the back with a bare hoof, acting as though this exchange was some kind of game the two of you played.
>"Aww, is my little colt grumpy? It's nearly your bedtime, Anon."
"I swear to god, Celestia. I'm going to slap you so hard in the face if you keep this up."

Forced adoption when?

>>30670260
I NEED THE GREEN

>>30670260
>Luna thinks her sister's motherly obsession with Anon is hilarious
>Gives him nightmares where Celestia bursts into his room and reveals that she legally adopted him

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>You'll never look forward to Sunday brunch with Mom

>>30669146
m-mom pls take my cock in your horse vagina

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>>30670059

>>30670953
moms aren't supposed to be that cute.

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>>30670957
>mom's aren't supposed to be that cute
it's not even as though she has to try, either

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>You will never give mommy a relaxing massage after a tough day at work

>>30657802
please continue

"Happy birthday Sunshine!"
>Anon gleefully cheer as you remove your hooves away from his face, letting him see the massive cake and pile of gifts.
>"This is all for me?"
"Of course, but I hope you'll share some cake with mommy?"
>"A tiny slice, or you'll eat the whole thing yourself!"
>You bott laugh loudly and hearty.
>"Auntie Lulu! You want cake too?"
>Your sister hade apparently let herself in, standing in the doorway with a saddened look.
>"Sister, this isn't healthy."
"Oh I know, but its only once a year. My little Anon deserves it"
>Your son beams att you, face covered by cream.
>"Sister... Tia. You know I love you more that anything in Equestria. You know I cannot let this go on."
>Dread starts crawling up your back.
>"The longer you keep telling yourself this is real-"
"This is real! Anonymous is real! Look at him and admit he is real!"
>"M-mom? You're scaring me..."
"Oh sweetie... I'm so sorry! Come here..."
>You tenderly wrap the little human in a wing-hug, cooing a song to calm him.
>You could feel his warm body against yours.
>You could smell his hair...
>Deep down, you knew the truth.
>But its hurts to admit it.
>Tears flow as you press him closer before you are torn from your sunshine again.

>>30672074
>Meanwhile on earth, a young boy sits alone in a room at an orphanage.
>The pleasant feeling of a loving mother starts to fade.
>The details of her and that world seem too real to make them dreams, but if it is a dream he doesn't want to wake up from it.

>>30672074
>>30672283
it's too early for these feels

>>30672074
>>30672283
the bad ending to AfterHours

>>30643676

But...what if the quality time IS sexual? Can there be two things, just this once?

>>30643753

>You and Luna are both staring at your screens in shock and not a little awe.
>A veritable storm of nuclear warheads is dropping. An hour ago, you and Luna had thrown in wholeheartedly together against the force of nature that is Celestia, because you both knew full well what happened when she finally managed to acquire nuclear technology.
>She used it. Early and often. Your only hope was to take her out as fast as possible.
>It didn't quite work out this time.
>"GET RECKT, SON!" whoops Celestia. "IN YOUR FACES!" She's hollering and pumping her pelvils back and forth like Elvis.
>Cities are dissolving in nuclear fire. You imagine you can hear the screams of your subjects as they're vaporized.
>"I'm trying to decide," says Luna to you. "Is Celestia better than Gandhi, or worse?"
>Right now, Celestia is improvising an elaborate, nonsensical cheer to her own strategic mastery of Civilization, and she's standing on the table and swinging her blouse around her head.
>"At least Gandhi didn't spend the rest of the night rubbing her victory in your face," you reply.
>Celestia leans over your shoulders, and kisses both of your cheeks. "I love the smell of fallout in the morning," she laughs. "It smells like...victory!"
>You both sigh. They can probably hear the eyerolling in the next county over.

>>30670658

>wanting to burn to death
>implying Daybreaker would let her son fuck her.

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>>30648879

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>>30672812
>Implying she wouldn't
>"M-mom? It's me, Anonymous..a-are you in there?"
>'Ooh, a slave.'
>"I'm your son, mom."
>'Ooh, breeding stock.'

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>>30670953
>"There was candy with the card, but I ate it."
>'You fat pegacorn.'
>"Mmmwah~ I love you too, my sunshine."