You wouldn't be their slave.

>spamming

>>30639048
I wouldn't make these threads

>>30639048
You wouldn't [things you would obviously do]

>>30639048
>Implying I wouldn't obey the goddesses and even clean them after they have fun with a stallion

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>>30639378
>being a cuck

>>30639396
t. chad the alpha brony

>>30639408
You don't have to be Chad to know NTR is a shit fetish.

>>30639415
And I don't have to be a chad to know that nobody here will ever have a wife and thus non will ever have any possibility to be cucked

>>30639144
Yes you would.

No, celestia is made to be bottom, to be pinned down and rammed until she can't speak English anymore
To be bred, because she would finally find something superior to her, the human mind

>>30639588
>Equestrians
>Speaking English
>In a world without England

I can't help but think of this every time ponies are nonchalantly said to speak English.

>>30639773
Well I'm sorry Anon, but whenever I hear them talk I hear English
So, unless they start calling it horsish or whatever in the show, it'll stay English
And
>a world without England
[citation needed]

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>>30639048
>you wouldn't shove them in a shed while you fucked other mares....
>would you?

>>30639048
>Implying I wouldn't lick Celestia's anus clean after she took a giant dump

>>30639809
you mean a cuck shed?

>>30639785
>[citation needed]

In what way are you disputing it? Do you believe there's a horsey equivalent of the British Isles under a different name, or is modern RL Bongland inexplicably somewhere in the MLPverse?

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>>30639378
>stallion
I think you mean a literal bull cucknon

>>30640235
No, my headcanon is that they're actually a toy maker's creations trapped inside a crystal balls
And they're aware of it, and have to play their part because that's their whole purpose in life
And that's why they speak English,
and have 'human items' that a horse wouldn't have otherwise but still use like bicycles and boots with extra space for toes and whatnot
So, our England is theirs

But unless they say that there's no England in horseland, it'll be just as good a guess as if there wasn't