Exterminatus Pest Control

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Are the local orks getting you down? how about that time the tyranids invaded, or when the literal physical embodiment of disease and death came to your world, converted a bunch of your friends and loved ones into his cultists and then spread some of the most virulent plagues known to man amongst your people?

Then look no further, help is here! We here at empirical Exterminatus Pest Control Solutions(TM) have you and your equine friends' best interests at heart, and we diligently work to rid your homeworld of any trace of a tyranid invasion, vile heresy, rampant mutations or that one Eldar outpost that you keep putting off getting rid of.

See your local Imperial Inquisitor today to see the variety of economic and effective extermination packages we offer, from aerial bombardment to Baneblade assault to the full Exterminatus experience.

Also remember to get yourself and your pony friends checked for STCs (Slaanesh Transmitted Curses) at your local Imperial Outpost, unless you want the literal god of torture, rape and lust to consume your soul as you sleep and turn your dead body into a fleshlight! Testing is completely free!

All hail the God-Emperor!

Have a wonderful day, you beautiful heretics!