711: Not Asking for Trouble
Written by May Chan
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5r2rcf
The Movie Prequel #2 is still storytimed here!
>>30596805
The Stormy Road to Canterlot, first of the movie prequel chapter books, should be out Monday night!
The hiatus officially ends on August 5th.
http://www.tvguide.com/tvshows/my-little-pony-friendship-is-magic/episodes/307115/
Ponies know ponies who know ponies but they may not know that said ponies know all of said ponies. Some circles of friendship could have gone on much different trajectories if one pony had been at the right place at the right time, couldn't they? Still, there's never a bad time to make new ties or reforge old ones. That's just how Equestria goes sometimes!
>>30631924
Previous thread.
>country filly
COUNTDOWN
http://mlpg.co/countdown/
712: Discordant Harmony -When Discord invites Fluttershy to his realm for tea, he worries she won't be comfortable there and begins to change it and himself with disastrous results.
713: The Perfect Pear -The Apple Siblings learn about their parent's love story and find out that they're half Pear.
714: Fame and Misfortune -Twilight Sparkle's publishing of the friendship journal has unintended consequences when ponies start to argue over who wrote the best lessons.
715: Triple Threat -Spike accidentally invites Ember and Thorax to Ponyville on the same day. He's sure the two new leaders are not going to get along so he does all he can to keep them apart and cover the fact that the other is there.
716: Campfire Tales -When their sister camping trip is ruined by Fly-ders, Applejack, Rarity, and Rainbow Dash tell Sweetie Belle, Apple Bloom, and Scootaloo the stories of their favorite legends; inspired by the tales, the girls make the most out of their new situation.
717: To Change a Changeling -Starlight Glimmer and Trixie try to get Thorax's brother Pharynx to accept their new way by sharing love and transforming so he doesn't undermine Thorax's leadership, and that the hive will ultimately accept him.
718: Daring Done -When Rainbow Dash's favorite author, A.K. Yearling, announces her retirement, Dash convinces Pinkie Pie to go on a quest to find out if the book on Daring Do really will be closed forever.
MLPG Event/Activity Calendar!
http://mlpg.co/htc/
>>30636057
Third for magic horn.
The earlysodes
712 -http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5rc23nhttps://stream.sunnysubs.com/s07e12.mp4
713 -https://stream.sunnysubs.com/s07e13.mp4
719: It Isn't the Mane Thing About You -When Rarity's shampoo is accidentally switched with Zecora's magical remover potion, she does everything she can to fix her devastated mane in time for an upcoming photo shoot.
720: A Health of Information -While helping Fluttershy gather supplies, Zecora comes down with a terrible disease called Swamp Fever; even though a cure has not been discovered, Fluttershy makes it her mission to heal Zecora no matter what it takes.
721: Marks and Recreation -Wanting to help as many blank flanks as possible, the CMCs start a Cutie Mark Day Camp, but are surprised when one of their campers doesn't want a cutie mark.
722: Once Upon a Zeppelin -Twilight is torn when she discovers the cruise she and her family are on is a themed vacation experience in which ponies have paid for the privilege of spending time with her, and she must please both her family and the cruise attendees.
723: Secrets and Pies -When Pinkie Pie thinks she see Rainbow Dash throw away one of her pies, she suspects the worst - that Rainbow Dash secretly hates her pies; Pinkie Pie attempts to catch Rainbow Dash in her web of lies.
724:Uncommon Bonds
725:Shadow Play, Part I
726:Shadow Play, Part II
>>30635980
>>30636067
You stupid fucking jiggaboo spook, you're not white.
>>30636085
Until the source was revealed I was kind of suspicious because of the image resolution. Maybe they were leaving off a giant watermark.
>filly
>>30636085
Are the 80% opacity eye shines a little weird still to get used to?
>>30636104
I already like it.
So... we already know Season 8 is still being done in flash, right? Like somebody asked that?
>>30636115
It probably is. Can you imagine how sick it'd be if the regular show was in butterysmooth toonboom.
I like the movie's artstyle.
>>30636098
>>30636102
>>30636104
I still don't like it but I hope to get used to it too.
>>30636069
>>30636081
BIG ADVENTURE
Would youraidCanterlot?
*cums into anon*
ahhh
okay post fillies now
>>30636142
now thats a fantasy unicorn city
>>30636142
I hate these chubby design.
>>30636132
Starting My Little Pony: The Movie: The Stormy Road storytime here:
>>30636173
>>30636093
Rude
>>30636085
Those horses are the best.
>>30636057
Colgate pony best pony.
>>30636200
looks like Rarity left some lipstick on her cheek
>>30636194
I wonder how being punched by a filly feels like.
>>30636207
like a tiny little ball of joy softly pelting you
pony's got her butt out again
I'm so disgustingly jealous of Lyra and Bonbon's relationship.
It's too fucking cute.
Good god.
I've found myself accidentally saying "Horse" in place of other words where it somewhat fits in conversation.
I think the pony is finally taking over my brain
>>30636234
Until you start saying "everypony/anypony" you're not too far gone.
After that though it's terminal.
>>30636243
I don't ever type those out so I wouldn't say that. But I mean, I horse type out horse words all the time.
>>30636234
>popping a boner at work because of a cartoon
>getting the urge to laugh uncontrollably in public because of a cartoon
>>30636250
I don't see how you would even horse that. Do you type like that?
>>30636250
>>30636268
Sometimes instead of saying "Hey, how are ya?" I instead say "I love Rainbow Dash's athletic, blue butt!"
>>30636268
not all of the horse time
For those of you who read it, how would you rate My Little Pony: The Movie: The Stormy Road out of 10 mlpg?
Anything in particular you liked or disliked in it?
>>30636313
Not going to bother with movie related stuff.
>>30636324
Trying to keep yourself unspoiled or is there something about the movie that's put you off?
>>30636341
I'm not going to watch it.
>>30636347
But
It's ponies....
Appul grump
>>30636351
I want to pet that Apple. Then steal her hat.
>>30636357
How dare you, sir.
Filly TOE OPEN A POTAL IN TIME.
>>30636351
Applerump?
>>30636313
wow fuck glitter drops and spring rain
>>30636383
How bad are they?
>>30636366
well is the rest of her foot okay?
>>30636142
Why the fuck is everything so blue?
>>30636422
>he doesn't live in a blue house with a blue window
shiggy diggy dabba di
>>30636375
Yes
>>30636426
>>30636430
BRAEBURN NO THATS YOUR COUSIN
>>30636439
But look at her!
>>30636439
That makes it better.
>you will never be in a lesbian pony relationship
>>30636426
I prefer this apple rump.
>>30636313LIKED
-Tempest's Story of how she liked her horn
-Grubber he's not as annoying as he would be in text. Reads like a Spike analogue.Disliked
Continuity issues. The Academy is for Filly Unicorns is it not? So if Tempest is as old as we believe her to be how are Cadance and Luna Royalty when it's only been a couple of years since their re/coronation[
Tempest turning against equestria. Motivation is weak.
>>30636444
dont worry lyra and bonbon its overrated
>>30636444
Just gotta force my way in.
>Anon get out of our bed, and our house.
>No.
>>30636444
Literally best friends forever. Straight, best friends forever.
>>30636460
They really should stop opening their home to strangers just because the inns are full.
>>30636505now I have to go listen to it again
Dash has one big hoof and one little hoof
>>30636518
As you should.
>>30636513
Yeah, open up, I got some candy for ya
Close your eyes, though
>>30636513
Happy fillies are the best fillies.
>>30636538
>>30636539
sad fillies are pretty great too
>>30636541
Mmm, can I get arrested forboopingan officer of the law?
>>30636555
you'll do hard time for that
How would you cheer her up?
>>30636561
>rape
Why is Sunset so sexy?
>>30636576
She's sexier as a loli.
Filly set you up on a double blind date.It's another Anon.In her defense you're the only two humans she knows.
>>30636576
She has a lot of shots with a really nice smile, it just looks really genuine at times, it's really nice.
Why is it so hard to say her name?
>>30636598
what do you mean, she's Perky Pup
>>30636593
Would you protect this smile?
>best pony
>>30636576
>see a girl in a bikini in front of a refrigerator full of whipped cream
>she invites you to have fun with her and the whipped cream
Would you even know what to do?
>>30636605
I'd put my dick in it
>>30636616
>her idea of fun with whipped cream isslathering it all over a tall stack of waffles with chocolate syrup, honey and strawberries
>>30636616
question
is she an excessively overdeveloped hyperfuta
>>30636605
Would you make her smile, would you make her sing?
>>30636616
There really should have been some kind of ridiculous setup explain somewhere about why Pinkie Pie's fridge is JUST whipped cream.
Like maybe they have a second fridge out in the garage or something and Pinkie switched their contents because sometimes a sleepover needs 50 cans of whipped cream.
>>30636607
Look at that rockstar mane!
kys bronys
>>30636627
Eating waffles in your underwear sounds like a pretty sweet time.
I should get a waffle maker.
>>30636632
it's for her sex parties
>>30636647
I hate when they cut scenes out of movies.
>>30636631
I sure would do my best to make sure she was thoroughly satisfied.
>Reasonably sized titties
>>30636660
TIDDIES
Would the fillies like us as much as we like them?
>>30636622
GET THE FUCK INTO DISSERTATIONS
>>30636629
No, she is a horse-woman. Half horse, all woman.
>>30636550
The movie is making me very happy on this front.
>>30636663
>>30636660
CANON
FLAT
CHESTS
it bothers me that the one eqg character who seems to be deliberately designed as a beautiful pettanko is often drawn with huge knobs in fanart
let us flat chest fans have this one girl
>>30636662
no
fuck no
they'd think we were disgusting
>>30636616
>a girl in bikini
Ew gross. Can she be a pony instead?
>>30636679
sure, if that's your fantasy
>actually not betrayed
>supportive friends after the accident
>really powerful and special without a horn
Starlight Glimmer : Edgy edition
>>30636692
Wow anon you figure it out!
>>30636679
If you want the best, you have to go pony.
>>30636678
Why would they be disgusted? Fillies are even lewder than us.
>>30636700
her mare bits are so petite
also I like that loop design for the tail to go through
>>30636703
Dash is a very aerodynamic pony.
>>30636685
I want all of these parasprites dead by the end of this thread.
>>30636701
Was this piece ever finished? Searched lemon's work the other day but found nothing. It's either not there or I forgot the suggestive tag.
>>30636715
impossible, Fluttershy always keeps one
>>30636716
good chance it's not then, he has a lot of half finished stuff floating out there
>>30636703
everything about her is petite, tiny, smol, and compact
she is a feisty little firecracker
>>30636718
Then I think you know what needs to be done.
>>30636616
Probably not.
>>30636724
I know
I have to make out with Fluttershy
>>30636728
>P-please be gentle...
>>30636720
Aw man, that sucks. If there's 2 fillies he really needed to draw, it's strong filly and the Silver Spooner
>>30636722
>Dash is *too* small>fingering her while she grinds against your crotch
>>30636738
Would tenderly impregnate
>>30636722
I love that guy's style
>>30636743
hey she's not that small, she can fit
>filly size mature mare
>>30636756
I dunno. When it requires that much lubrication and she's that sore after I don't know if it qualifies as "fits".
>>30636746
>not violently impregnate
>>30636756
I like her toned, athletic, tight butt
How tight do you think her ponut is? With her athletic muscles, I bet she could squeeze the blood out of your finger, if you could even get your pinky in there
>>30636761
Perfect for impregnating.
>training Dash to take larger and larger objects in her anus
>she takes it as an athletic challenge
>>30636766
she's competitive, she'll make it happen
Hey guys, gonna post this herebecause I still love you.
https://youtu.be/HUZihWETS9c
Which Wonderbolt holds the team record for largest object in the anus?
>>30636791<3
ilu2maybe homo
>>30636769
Fluttershy is for tender impregnation. Over and over again.
Start impregnating your waifu while she's young to get the most foals out of her.
>>30636791
>my cheeks are sore
nice
>>30636791
>5:40
my sides are kill
>>30636791
FUCKING HELL NIGGA I THOUGHT YOU WAS DED. DON'T DO THAT TO ME AGAIN
You've been hit by-
You've been struck by-A filly with a brick.
>>30636823
Nah, just depressed and sleep-deprived.
>>30636794
>>30636791
this is my favorite one in a while
loved all the rants, especially the typical brony review comment about their porn
>>30636831
So help me god man, I'm going to hug you so hard you'll never leave me again.So how about that "new" horse this weekend
>filly
>>30636791
Please stop making so many comments about my wife's posterior.make more
>>30636883
It bears repeated commentary.
>>30636883
that ass though
how does she keep it in such good shape and only eat cake
>>30636904
Mom runs 10 miles every morning.
Guys please, no. I was going to fap to someone else tonight.
>>30636916
Who?
>>30636791
>Picking the worse sister to plaster on your mirror.
>>30636916I know the feeling: I was going to jerk it to Dash's ass but then DWK showed up.
>>30636940
>>30636913
Please don't refer to Celestia as "mom." I am trying to have sexual thoughts about her and when you call her that,it makes my already-hard cock twitch
why is mom-son stuff so goddamn arousing
>>30636940
DWK is a saint, he saved a man from fapping to a shitty pony.
>>30636955
Mom-son is trash.
Now mom-daughter stuff.....
>>30636958
you're a shitty pony
Why would anyone fap to an old washed up mare like Celestia?
>>30636966
>>30636958
You had better stop insulting the ponies
>>30636955
Because most people already have a real mom that they feel zero desire to see in that way. So when you come across a large, maternal woman who you could see in a similar light, but isn't related to you at all, your penis starts to tingle because of forbidden fruit territory.
>>30636904
She has to keep in shape to fit her fat ass in the princess cage for the movie.
Chrissi probably strained her neck hoisting that fatass up.
>>30636961
I'm a human, so that's pretty accurate.
>>30636974
why doesn't she just cast some ass-reduction magic on herself?
>>30636966
because we want to fuck our moms, ok
i love her and i want to give her a good hard rutting until she's panting and satisfied but i can't, so i jack it to celestia instead
>>30636904
I'm gonna bet that raising the sun or moon burns a fuckload of calories. Like, check out Luna's skinny little ass
My theory is that both princesses burn a monumental amount of calories raising their respective celestial bodies, but Luna just eats like a normal person, hence the slimness. Celestia would never admit it, but she's extremely proud of her voluptuous figure, so she's constantly loading up on desserts and pancakes to keep that nice, big, round posterior. She also does a thousand butt crunches every morning to keep it nice and firm.
>>30636983
Maybe I should try the Luna diet
pineapple skins and no sleep
>>30636992
Ponies should wear panties.
>>30636980
And look like her sister?
Gross, her ass look like razor blades shoved in a box.
>>30636983
>luna
>slim
Nigga we've seen a direct shot of her ass, that thing is as big as the moon she rises.
Celestia's ass meanwhile is probably smaller than a normal pony's ass.
>>30637005
>>30637006
begun, the ass wars have
>>30637001
Ayy yo hol up
>>30637013
The ass wars happened once long ago
Rarity won
>>30637017
what did Fluttershy win?
>>30637022
Dick
>>30637014
You're right, she should wear the striped ones instead.
>>30637022
Most drawings as a dog award
>>30637013
Great, now all I can think of is an army of thousands of armored white asses fighting Jedi.
horsey
princess
muzzles
>>30637022
Most breedable.
>>30637032
look at those fucking grins
like they own the place
>>30637030
Where were you when emperor Poopatine issued order shittysix?
>>30637043
2.3/10
>>30637038
Eatin crackers.
>>30637047
Oddly the same score of the movie.
>>30637032
That was a pretty amazing moment, it left people wanting more princes songs. The problem is they set the bar so high with this one that having them sing together again just has so much to live up to.
youtube.com/watch?v=xthcbwng0Uo
>>30637034
If she didn't want to win that award, maybe she should stop shoving her super breedable butt into everyone's face.
>>30637057I always listen to that song on the way to tests and big exams because it makes me believe in myself
Seriously, Flutterbutter can't stop shaking her ass. It's been a problem since season 1.
>>30637024
>>30637071
and then she acts all innocent like she doesn't know what she's doing
>>30637061
We all have those songs that really find a way to inspire us to be our best. It just happens to be so damn silly when we find those songs in a cartoon horse show.
>>30637082
She's a menace to society.
>>30637082
Where's the dick?
>>30637089
She's pure sex.
>>30637091
You're right I don't see one
She can have mine
Both
>>30637115
merk
>>30637095
She will have yours if you don't use protection.8 foals.
>>30637118
Aww yiss.
Stupid sexy Fishlestia
>>30637119
at the same time?
>>30637124
>>30637128
She needs a pearl necklace.
Pic related is definitely from that scene showed on SDCC when Storm King is testing this communication spell or something.
>>30637160
Can you handle that, or is Fluttershy too much for you to handle?
A birb is fine too.
Especially a birb with horse pussy.
These ponies are making me thirsty!
Rarity's husband is bretty hot tbqh famalam.
>>30637177
A beak is too scary.
>>30637194
Where are her fillybits?
>>30637199
Better for giving love bites.
>>30637176
please, I could handle Fluttershy and then some
but not that much some, like maybe Fluttershy and one filly
but not for foals, just like to babysit or something
>>30637199
Bullshit.
>>30637220
Maybe I'm alone here, but Gabby was a little overrated.
>>30637173
I can see a fragment of Tempests horn there.
>>30637201
Featureless filly crotches
>>30637221
>>30637221
You have made a powerful enemy this day
>>30637221
Her song was nice i guess
Please stop singing the princess cometh in bed.
Fillies kissing colts
>>30637189
I want to drink from a pony.
https://derpibooru.org/1499491
filly is running for princess
if elected she promises all the cake a pony can eat
>>30637221
She's super cute
I didn't really like how she was great at everything but meh
Instantlifebond
>>30637319
that's a lot of pone
>>30637322
Not enough
>>30637343
>>30637351
She needs to jump through the portal more often.
>>30637343
>>30637348
The fuck am I looking at?
>>30637361
She needs to stay in CHS.
>>30637343
>>30637348
I'd give these chocolate brownies a cream filling
>>30637368
Fluttershy and Treehugger, are you blind?
The fillies...
They hunger...
>>30637374
I guess I am. All I can see is some ugly abominations.
>>30637413
I sincerely hope they spend a very minimal portion of the movie in the form of sea abominations.
>>30637399
The newest crate of treats will be here in the morning.
>>30637413
I thought it was really cool how she raced the dolphins.
>>30637410
Ebin shitpost
>>30637418
That's far too long Anon.
I'd sleep with one eye open.
>>30636791
>>30637423
Sea Dash x dolphin porn when?
>>30637442
>DWK has Armothy on his mirror.
RIP in peace Armothy.
>>30636791
>taking an extended shit on muh waifu
YAMEROOO
Gilda's paws
>>30637465Not sure who Armothy is, but my mirror consists of:
Rarity
Arrogant Bastard
My Rarity daki
Tomoko
Maud
Satsuki's ass
My fapping hand
Weed
My guitars
Anyone got a link to the Discord?
>>30637488
http://mlp.wikia.com/wiki/Discord
>>30637483
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_SL8zZK8UoM&t
>>30637491
I was expecting a shitty Discord song.
But I admire your drive, kid.
You are gonna go far.
>>30637413
God, she's so fucking cute even as a sea abomination. I'd eat out her wet dolphin pussy without a doubt.
>>30637483
>My Rarity daki
>>30637488What, like the mlpg one?
>>30637509
He's got good taste.
>>30637513
no, the pony hypnosis oneof he means course the mlpg one
>>30637509
>not wanting to sleep with your waifu in soft, cushiony pillow form
Nigga please, it's the best we can get.
>>30637526
Only if you're a loser rejected by said waifu
>>30637522
I dunno man, that hypnosis one sounds pretty neat.
>>30637527
You know they aren't real, right my dude?
>>30637527
She will only do that if you pee on her in your sleep.
Unless she's into that.
>>30637541
>>30637541
YOU TAKE THAT BACK!
>>30637541
>>30637548
>>30637550
>>30637558
I'm sorry guys, but it's true.That won't stop me from loving her though.
Someone explain this mirror thing to me (an idiot).
Is it like a compilation of waifu>s?
>>30637574
Usually it's a reflective surface used to look at yourself.
>>30637585
Har har.
>>30636791
HE LIVES
You can't make a pony without breaking a few eggs.
>>30637570
>.jpg_large.jpg
>>30637570
>but it's true.
Maybe in your made up fantasy land
ProminentPonyPussy
People who try to make "serious" art and literature about their fetishes are just the worst fucking thing ever.
>>30637624TinyTeenTiddies
>>30637488https://discord.gg/XJg3Bb
>>30636791
kys, fag.
>>30637638Yes
>Today is National Girlfriends Day
Friends who are girls, not BEST FRIENDS.
>>30637701
whoa, whoa, what? girls can't be best friends with each other today? fucked up if true
>>30637701
My girlfriend is a pony. A very pretty pony, too.
>>30637701
>Today is National Girlfriends Day
Does making brief eye contact with a stranger at the store count as having a girlfriend?
>>30637719
>Hasbro is blowing her cover.
ONE JOB
I find it interesting Hasbro tagged images of Bonbon with her "real name", as told by Slice of Life.
You'd think something like that would just be "fire-and-forget" as far as their use of the character (just a one-off thing and she remains "Bonbon" for all marketing purposes). Makes me think "Sweetie Drops" is actually copyrighted.
>>30637716
Sadly, it does not.
It counts as rape though. You are under arrest.
>>30637727
Not again!
>>30637726
probably harder to get "bon bon" as a trademark
it's funny that her refusal to whine about that accident in the cave to her friends and her insistence on taking responsibility for and solving her own problems turned her into a monster
Post best pony
>>30637747
I'll just play the soundtrack for best pony.
>>30637747
>Maud eating candy.
Lewd on too many levels!
>>30637746
did I miss something?
>>30637747
Gladly.
>>30637765
I am going to fuck that little athlete into a panting quivering mess
>>30637768
I don't know Anon, it's going to take more than 15 seconds to make her do that.
>>30637747
Bestest
Jesus christ DWK
Fluttershy's
Graceful
Farts
Someone needs to post the best pony there is, and quick. That is sure to save MLPG.
>>30637761
>>30636173
Hope that worked, it's a storytime of a chapterbook with her backstory
>>30637785
*Toots
Why do I imagine Ember as thicc?
>>30637792
Oh, thanks. I wonder if they'll also introduce it in the movie or if you're "expected" to read the book in advance.
>>30637783
Don't.
>>30637792
>Berrow isn't the author
I'll give it a try.
>>30637802
Never.
That's a bad thing, especially for a children's movie. And since she might get reformed her backstory will more than certainly be mentioned to the main six
>>30637801
Because you're trying to project your sexual preferences onto a slim anime dragon.
>>30637813
You say that like it's a bad thing.
She's basically a ponified Scott Summers gone bad
>>30637792
I'm confused.
She lost her horn when she was young and dreaming of taking the exam for Celestia's School, so that happened when she was younger than the CMC.
But the book says Cadence is the ruler of the Crystal Empire and mention Appleloosa which was build a year before S1.
Amazing.
Predict what episodes will be bad.
>>30636383
Now that I read it I think I agree with you, but she seems to have inflicted quite a lot of her misfortune on herself based on what Tempest did in the book. I liked it though. She's pretty much completely set up for the movie after that book. Timeline was a bit jarring though if you try and frame it relative to the show.
>>30637814
>friendship glands
>>30637848
Basically confirmed non-canon.
>>30637850
S07E27
What is your favorite thing about your waifu?
>>30637862
gently massage those snektits
>>30637881
>Dragon
>tits
People like you are disgusting
>>30637880Everything.
I think Star vs. The Forces of Evil is a better show than MLP.
>>30637872
Honestly I hope they ignore the book. It's pretty rubbish.
I mean this entire movie just sounds like some of the two parters mashed togeter
Storm Lord is literally Snow Tirek and Tempest's origin is Starlight's origin, just that she lost her horn and than became a street urchin outside of Equestria after her friends took an exam.
Also thew entire fucking hippgriff part was retarded
>no other race is allowed in the hipogriff city
>but some random fuckers that claim they are lost get a goddamn room in the royal palace and an audience with the queen because why the fuck not?
>>30637881
I want to gently eat out Ember's cloaca
Say, I wonder what Ember's life is like as a dragon lord
Your mission, if you choose to accept it:
Get Spike laid
>>30637914
Get him laid or get him laid with someone he'd actually want to do it with?
Because the former is free XP given scalies exist.
Humans are the number one predators of ponies.
>>30637894
Actually no, Tempest's origin is worse than Starlight's. At least with Starlight you had Sunburst cutting all communication with her .
Tempest's friends were almost Minuette tier.
They were nice to her, they were supportive, and even after being almost killed by her they still remained friends and visited her. And promise to visit her often after getting admitted to Celestia's School.
Anyone else ship Spike and Ember?
>>30637914
Get Spike laid into a coffin because he's fucking dead
>>30637927
I wish I had a Minuette-like friend
She's such a nice girl
I wonder what it's like to have a cute and perky girlfriend
>>30637927
It's a shitty non-canon book written by some nobody writer for kids.
>>30637932
I think Minuette is really cute. I would hang out with her.
Fuck, I almost forgot to post wig Twilight.
So is the book worth reading or not?
>>30637940
Why does she wear the wig?
>>30637940
But that's not Twilight, she doesn't have wings
>>30637948
No
It's bad and if anything in it is relevant in anyway, it will be mentioned in the movie.
>>30637950
No one cared who she was until she put on the wig.
Filly wants to tell you her sad origin story.
>>30637948
I know Anons here didn't like it, but I liked it as setup for the movie despite the drawbacks. I'd say to give it a shot if you're curious.
>>30637980
I want to know what what's her name's deal is so I'll probably skim through it
>>30637938
>Hey, Anon, just you and me here at the donut shop, this is almost like a date, huh?
>Silly me, you wouldn't want to go out with a girl like me. A knockout stud like you could have any mare he wants!
>Still, this is nice, huh?
She puts her soft warm hoof on your hand
what do
>>30638011
Wake up, probably
>>30637961
Filly, there is nothing sad about your origin story
You had extremely loving and caring parents and your upbringing was very comfortable
That's why you live in a cloud mansion despite not having a real job
>>30638015
Then cry
>>30638019
>despite not having a real job
I want fans of the fandom to leave.
>>30638019
>weather management for the town
It sounds pretty important to me.
>>30638029
>watching worst season
Anon don't be silly you don't have to watch boring episodes to be a fan of the show
>>30638040
>>30637948
I didn't think it was terrible.
Doing a villain protagonist well in a chapterbook for semi-literate grade-schoolers is a thankless task.
>>30638040
All seasons are good
>>30638068
I want that pirate Dash
What would you say makes up most of the viewers of MLP?
>>30638053
My issue is that it made sure to not give her any kind of redeeming quality.
It managed to make Glimmer's reason for villainy sound good.
Also it just makes the whole horn thing more and more confusing. She didn't even feel her horn breaking and everyone kept telling her it's okay it will grow back but it never did. What happens to a broken horn should be well known. What did the doctor say? You aren't slammed in the fucking wall by a bear bigger than a two story house and just go as nothing happened.
>>30638079
Males, age 20-30, largely single and unemployed.
>>30638079
I'd say it's still little girls.
Pony started singing Avril Lavigne's Girlfriend.
>>30638079
36yr old African men
>>30638091
It's been like 10 years already but I still can hear it in my head. Fuck.
>>30638084
IMO, her redeeming quality is that she's tough. She doesn't whine and doesn't quit.
Now, of course, if she *had* showed weakness, and confided in her friends, and tried to accept her situation and start again, well…
Things would have turned out very different.
>>30638084
What got me more is that in this place in Equestria where everyone seems constantly concerned for everyone else that there wasn't enough of a support system for her to not go off the deep end. Especially since she should've had parents, which weren't mentioned at all, to help her out I'd think.
I know it's a leap of logic and requires turning your brain off a bit, but ignoring that makes her so self conscious about her horn after having no one to talk to about it for real that she turns to whatever helps her to fix it. In that I think it makes sense. Doesn't forgive the oversights, but I can at least see where they were going with it.
>>30638100
>but ignoring that makes her so self conscious about her horn after having no one to talk to about it for real that she turns to whatever helps her to fix it
You know, if that was all I would't be so bothered.
But there's also the other part. Like she grew in Equestria, she had support, she had friends who cared about her, then she ran away like a fucking retard with no real plan.
Now despite her childhood being around ponies who have been shown to be caring and supporting she actually agrees with the Storm Lord and actually goes with the mentality, fuck the world it really is a dog eat dog world out there. That just makes everything even more stupid.
Canada got a 17 second PSA with ponies.
Skittles pony wants to sit down and talk with you.
Fillies are...
>>30638198
But I've already praised her today
>>30638201
cancer.
>>30638206
Maybe she just wants to chill with you like any good friend would do.
>>30638218
Maybe I'm not in the mood and that was why all the windows were closed. And the door locked.
>>30636791>common sense switch flip
now that was a laugh and half
>>30638175
>7/28
Did we just miss it or did they not use it yet?
>>30638218
Hnnnnnnng. Why is she so fucking cute?
Are dragons cute?
>>30638218
Dash sure loves balls.
>>30638267
Squeaky chipper tomboys are always the cutest.
>>30638218
>those butt bumps
unf
so pert
so firm
so tiny
>>30638123
Given where she was I can see the world outside Equestria warping her mind to that point. Why she'd even consider leaving in the first place and how no one went to look for her is baffling, but, given why she left, it makes sense that she latched on to the first thing to take her in and listen to her real problem. She even had the bonus of hope she'll be a normal unicorn again.
>>30638272
sometimes
Holy shit Luna looks perfect.
>>30638073
Why is Rainbow Dash as a pirate so perfect?
>>30638285
Would you like a dragoness' mlems?
>>30636791
>12 minute long recap
jeez man what happened to the old, under 5 minutes quick recaps brimming with jokes, at this rate S8 will have recaps longer than the episode because you'll be busy ranting about every detail like some analyzer
>>30638284
She joined up with a dude that was feared by everyone else, had an evil army, only promised to help her after conquering the world and had her infiltrate the royal palace of a foreign power to steal a magical artifact.
I'd say that for a moment she showed that she wasn't retarded after realizing that she was fucked and that indeed after being part of the destruction of the capital city of the hipogriffs she can never return to a normal life, but that just raises the question, how the fuck was she going to attend Celestia's school and be thought by Celestia if that would only happen after the Storm Lord conquered everything.
>>30638301
By the end of the book it seems like she's put that aside in favor of getting power through the storm king instead. That comment of her old friends looking on her as she descends in air ships in particular makes me think that.
>>30638299
He will have found out about Tomoko turning her life around by then and either gave it a shot himself or finally pulled the trigger to finish that damn sudoku that's been hidden in his locker for so long.
how do you feel about heart-hooves
>>30638315
Yeah, but I'm talking before that, when she joins him the first time.
Towards the end the book makes the most sense and isn't as stupid as before. After the whole Hipogriff thing everything she does is logical but by that point it was too late in my opinion.
>>30638337
I'd reason that she was too caught up in someone liking her despite the broken horn, even appreciating her new magic, and giving her hope of a return to her old life with a restored horn to think about what she was doing till that city was destroyed.
Can it be time for moms?
>>30638386
Sure.Just not that one.
>>30638390
You monster
>>30638396
Not that guy but she's happily married Anon.
She's out of the question. If not you'll probably end up with Rainbow Dash beating the shit out of you.
three
word
phrase
>>30638328
They're cute.
Tell me about Windy.
Why does she wear the jacket?
>>30638432
To hide her ugly body
Do you think they were childhood fillyfriends?
>>30638444
>>30638454
>no freckles on dashmom
BEEFED IT
>>30638454
Fluttermom looks weird without the glasses.
>>30638468
They washed off.
>>30638432
One day Rainbow Dash will make a a fine mother, like her own.
>>30638508
What a caring and motherly pone
>>30638525
I love that Dash's pillowcase is covered in hearts.She's so precious
https://derpibooru.org/1500224
>that uploader description
>>30638328
Hate them. Too arbitrarily weird and unhorsey to me. We also see normally shaped horse shoes all the time in the show.
>>30638578
kawaii desu ne
>>30638578
Something about sending in photos to win something?I want to go to the friendship festival
>>30638328HarmoniousHeart-shapedHoovsies
>>30638595
Literally everything about the ponies is unhorsey.
They behave more like cats and dogs than like horses. Their ribcages is human shaped
Filly-chan!
>>30638533
she is a very girly pone
>>30638611
I would WPSHH Celestia just to watch it jiggle while I get carried away by guards.
>>30638672
She's a sexy horse.
Any tips on when we're going to see G5 of MLP?
2020 is quickly approaching.
>>30638672
it's also very important to her that she looks cute for Celestia
>>30638741
G5 is superior to G4 in every way G4 is for nostalgiafags
Do you like Princess Sealestia?
>>30638741
well fuck, how am I gonna make a clever shitpost now?
>>30638734
She is very proud of her toned athletic body
>>30638769
>that bump where the hip and ass joints meet
Gotta love Canadian animators.
>>30638776
Please don't make fun of Dash's bumpy ass
>>30638793
I'll make fun of Dash if I want to.
>>>/co/94327249
>>30638796
>>30638762
>Ponyfications of modern anime.
>Ponyfications of stuff not several years old in general.
2011-2 ended long ago. People don't aggressively mash MLP with everything imaginable and unimaginable any more.
The most recent thing to have gotten any decent number of art was Overwatch and that is a case of Overwatch forcing itself into everything rather than the other way around.
>>30638806
don't make me draw an aho pony
>>30638800
I know it does it for all links there but still
>(Dead)
>>30638800
>MLPG caring about another pedophile general
Classic
>>30638817
What was it, TLH?
>>30638809
There's only one "aho" worth talking about this season. We all know that.
Ohayo, Anon-kun!
The Loud House has better animation and villain reformations than MLP. I don't see how it's even a debate.
>>30638833
Same with steven universe, TTGO, uncle grandpa and [INSERT THE CARTOON THAT YOU HATE]
The show needs more filly main characters.
>>30638833
It's not hard having better animation or villain reformations than MLP considering both of these points have always been and continue to be among the series' greatest weaknesses.
>>30638831
stop being such a weeapone
>>30638845
they are great
>>30638759
Yes
>>30638855
>So I guess you don't want to go to Nippone with me?
>>30638876
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>>30638881
I mean I will, just tone it down on the japonese words
I've always wanted to try their horse sushi
>>30638884
What a small pone.
>>30638845buppy
>>30638895
Now we wait until a random dog hump the filly plushie
>>30638881
>Nippone
Dude, the pun is Neighpon.
>>30638906
>>30638895
Adorable.
>>30638891
>horse sushi
Kind of defeats the point of a food made solely to preserve fish for longer. Like topping pizza with a huge number of extravagant toppings when the whole food is about a light but still flavorful dish.
>>30638932
oh I just meant regular sushi made by ponies
Fact: When Fluttershy becomes Flutterguy, not only does she get a deeper voice, but she also gets a very large horsecock and balls
>>30638858
>>30638949
Wrong pic.
>>30638953
Did bonefilly come back after her debut in that episode or something?
>watermark
>dead source
Hmmm
>>30639004
Not that I know of.
>>30638940
Fact: Fluttershy is adorable
Bring me the filly whose mane tastes like candy.
>>30639039
>>30639026
Seconded
Filly is humping your hand again.
>>30639094
Fact: Fluttershy attracts BEARS
What do you think her cutie mark is?
I bet it's secretly something incredibly cute and adorable
>>30639176
A filly wouldn't do that...
>>30639243
Plot twist: her cutie mark is a puppy in a heart.
>>30639265
>>30639272
Zipporshadow porn when.
>>30639243
I think it's pretty obvious
her cutie mark is just a picture of her cutie mark
>>30639243
>Oh, so your horn is broken so you can't magic? Poor fuckin' unicorn! Boo hoo!
FillyTempest Shadow
She comes up to like your knee
What do
>>30639322
I like her knees too
>>30639306FillysexwithTempest Shadow
>>30639345
You wouldn't fuck a future villain.
If you make butter from Fluttershy, what do you make with the other ponies' milk?
>>30639361
You underestimate my desire to fuck fillies.
Filly wants to buy Venezuela with your WoW money.
>>30639296
brb time to betray my nation
>>30639379Fillies get me harder than most kind of porn these days. It feels weird in retrospect.
Filly just got a cutie mark in philosophy.
>>30639397Nothing has ever gotten me quite as hard as foal stuff.Colts and fillies both.They're just so cute. And sexy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZO3ylC9E_UU
>>30639436
>>30639505
>>30639464
How do i linked post
>>30639464
The Russian one seems to be the same as the second one from the right in color.
>>30639464
will they release a different version for each country or what?
who gets the black&white edition?
>>30639520
>thin faceless man
He is fine and not lewd, he isn't like his ugly fat brother
>>30639549
>not lewd
He's sleeping naked with an underage filly.
>>30639564
>sleeping naked
>>30639589
>not sleeping in your wonderbolts footie pajamas
http://raridashdoodles.tumblr.com/post/163685432139/one-of-the-many-curses-of-having-a-girlfriend
>>30639589
It's the easiest way to bond with a filly. Just cuddle her while naked and she'll get used to your smell and touch.
>>30639464
what is even going on
>>30639606
It's this one
https://youtu.be/JOY69M6-f5I
>>30639606BestShip
>>30639606
>first post since Hearts and Hooves day
I thought Raridashdoodles was kill.
>>30639606
>>30639606
those ponelets got some moves
>>30636062
Should we use this now?
>>30639704
I don't think ponies dance like that
4 legs is a thing
>>30639704
I like how Dash uses her wings as well. Cute detail.
>>30639727
>>30639727
What are you the dance police? So what if most ponies dance on 4 legs. They can dance if they want to, they can leave their friends behind.
>>30639754
You cannot escape the horse dance
>>30639727
i really enjoy their four-legged dancing
>>30639770
Its the only kind of dancing that makes sense, as they are quadrupeds
Save the human dancing for the awful doug monsters
>>30639668
>>30639758
Hnnnnnng.
>>30639786
>>30639839
Ahhhh! Crab ponies!
>>30639839
Flim and Flam are cute I think.
>>30639839
>>30639849
taste like crab?
>>30639861
talks like pony
>>30639606
https://gifsound.com/?gif=68.media.tumblr.com/e82ba53a417d0ef253cab0cceb1c4338/tumblr_ou0th0kjez1uhnruuo10_1280.gif&v=tBfE9UPTfg8&s=33
>>30639878
love the song but it doesn't quite sync
>>30639624
Competence
Remember, do not sacrifice your filly daughter to the lord of light.
This is crucial.
Fire + Filly = bad
Do not sacrifice fillies.
>>30639883
https://gifsound.com/?gif=https://im4.ezgif.com/tmp/ezgif-4-dec45c8b31.gif&v=2K-cf965Gac&s=7
>>30640080
>a bunch of fillies will never sing you Christmas carols all night
The caroler fillies are getting annoying.
I'm trying to sleep.
NEW THREAD
>>30636062
>>30636062
>>30636062
My heart belongs to Marker Pony
>>30640269
that's terrible, did you bet it in the poker match
say something nice about this pony
>>30640464
She has a sexy marefriend.