On a scale of one to yes, how hard would you fuck her?

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>>30634206
>no hooves

>no hooves
make it a maybe if I was drunk

>>30634206
Who is this tranny?

>>30634206
You don't always have to fuck her hard. In fact sometimes that's not right
to do.

>>30634206
Stay in your dead character general, asshole

>>30634206
I'd fuck this

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>>30634206
That's not my waifu

>>30634215
>>30634213
Actual faggots.

>>30634206
Zero. She's not a horse

>>30634206
Not before Aria and Sonata. In that order.

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>>30634206
No

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>>30634206
She would be an incredibly difficult and demanding girlfriend, as opposed to Sonata, who is cuter as well.

So the real question is: are you prepared for pain and tears just to be with this fish?

>no hooves

>>30634566
What makes her difficult?

>>30634566
>no Aria option
The harder the shell, the gooier the center.

>>30634578
She's a diva, she needs constant attention, she wants to have nice stuff, she wears the pants in the relationship and you better say nothing to upset her or she'll go from fish to harpy in 1.3 seconds.

>>30634206

only if she is the last option possible/10

>>30634206
none for I wouldn't plow her.

>>30634206

I would rather be friends with her, the ass ain't quite fat enough.

>>30634566
I want to fuck her hair, so yes.

>>30634615
>She's a diva, she needs constant attention, she wants to have nice stuff, she wears the pants in the relationship and you better say nothing to upset her or she'll go from fish to harpy in 1.3 seconds
I like that though.

>>30634566

>still has the evil necklace
Fuck off.

You pathetic pieces of humanposting shit have destroyed everything this place once stood for.

This was our HOME and you invaded it and drove every artist, every content creator, everyone who kept this place alive away forever.

You are destroyers. You are beyond abysmal in the standings of god and the fates. You will suffer forever. Your end will be pathetic and violent.

Die you abhorrent fucking retards. You have salted this earth, and your punishment will forever cripple you beyond even your death.

>>30634808
You won't like it during the divorce proceedings when she takes all your money and your house.

>>30634839
This is the new Navy SEAL copypasta. Are you going to shit fury too?

>>30634841
I feel like you have trust issues with women.
Also, just sign a prenup.

>>30634252
just like (You)

>>30634206
I'd plow her so hard her hair would be flat.
I'm a slut. I can't help it.

>>30634841
Who said marriage. She's not marriage material. She's plow her like a filthy gutterslut material.

>>30634956
She's marriage material. You just have to treat her right.

>>30634206
Pretty hard, mostly because I'm a strict FiMfag and I wouldn't sully something that's canon.

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>>30634213
>she can transform into a 1000-year-old sea monster
>flippers and fins
>still has two hooves
Even better. Gimme that fucking fish pussy.

>>30634929
I feel like if you don't know how useless a prenup is at this point then you deserve whatever is coming to you.

>>30634227

this is what I tell them whenever I get the chance

that said, doesn't change the fact they were the best thing to come out of this meme of a show

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>>30634265

daily reminder

>>30634206
>how hard would you fuck her?
yes

>>30634226
SO what, am I just suppose to make some love? And fuckin give her some smooches too?

>>30635144
Are you saying that even though I signed a prenup my wife can STILL take all my money, house and dignity?

>>30635212
That is exactly what I'm saying, yes.

>>30635218
So there is no sanctity or security left in contract law. Lovely.

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I'd prefer Sonata

But I wouldn't fuck her, I want her to fuck me, I want her to pin me down and make me hers with her huge poof
To tie me up as she rides me until I can't move
To lock her legs around my hips to pull me in even harder as I explode, to make me fill her up to the brim
Then the next morning I want her to lock me in her embrace once more before I can get off the bed and force me to cuddle with her, my begs and whines to let me go because I have to go to work being muffled inside the expanse of her poof

Then act as if she owned me, because she would, expecting me to do anything I can to please her and make a scene whenever I can't, promising me rewards when I'm doing good and punishments when I fuck up

>>30635272
theres a reason men dont trust marriage or women anymore anon

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>>30635354
I, too, like Sonata.

>>30635358
Is this why we flock to 2DPD?

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>>30635370
ye

>>30635358
there's some irony in it. women who were always on the pedestal, suddenly get pushed away by their virtual, better versions. even more ironic is that they usually don't care when they're young but realize that fact when they're around 30yo, when they can no longer compete with a lolita type
besides normally you'd expect men to chase women, not the other way around
just look at Japan

>>30635364

>just rubbing Sonata's butt
>you're not even horny any more: you're just admiring it after your first time with her
>she farts loudly, the sound as unflattering as possible
>for a moment, both of you say nothing
>the stench hits you
>You laugh, waving at the air, and say, "I knew that thing was loaded."
>She's just ditzy enough to laugh instead of throwing you out.

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>>30635358
this guy gets it

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>>30635383
>>30635370
Honestly, my lack of trust in women and marriage is a definite influence on why I enjoy fictitious women. Drawings can't disappoint you. Dreams can't hurt you.

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well?

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>>30635411
>mfw don't actually want one

>>30635420
What's your excuse?

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>>30635443
I... don't want one?

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>if you don't have any offspring, your life has no purpose
>if you have some offspring, your life loses its purpose
y u so cruel, nature?

>>30634566
>She would be an incredibly difficult and demanding girlfriend
if I wanted a woman like that, I'd be dating a 3DPD
I have an equal shot at having sex with either of them
>Adagio
>Breasts
pick one

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>>30635490
because we're all dead and this is hell

I'd rather not, thank you. Even if she had hooves, her personality is just too bitchy.

>>30635411
I don't. Dating is just a justification for woman to be sluts. Think about this.

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>>30635490
It's all I want.

>>30635490
>loses its purpose
You mean, you get a new purpose, right?

>>30636028

Depends on your point of view.

I've seen a thousand people say 'I'm not important any more, the child's all that matters', and that honestly scares me to death because that kind of thinking sounds like the death of the individual.

>>30636038
Dude... you have a family at that point. Sounds like very selfish thinking desu.

>>30636038
You're going to die, Anon
That's a fact, at one point, your individuality will disappear, one way or another
Either you die all alone and your 'purpose' stops, which literally means that your life will have no meaning, unless you're one of the select few that actually does something grand with your life like becoming a dictator or curing cancer, or you give your kid your purpose, and he gives his to his kid, and his kid gives his to his kid

You giving your kid your attention as well as your love doesn't mean you die as an individual, it simply means that you stop caring about retarded shit like when is that video game coming or when is your prefered porn artist going to draw more horsepuss, and care about your kid, his well being and his education
And to be honest, he only needs so much attention and love and for a certain amount of time, ten years, maybe, until television and his friends take over for you desu
That's why you make multiple

I'll never understand you faggots trying to do mental gymnastics about this
Your purpose is to make kids, quite literally
If you don't want kids then you're just trying to go against nature, against its 'plan' and against your 'purpose'
Future generations are everything, and you should give them everything you have before you die, because you ARE going to die

>>30636091

Yes, and my father slaved himself for most of his years for my half-sister before me, and then me. He worked and drank himself nearly to death and is barely alive now. And my mother is basically the same but she hasn't gotten ill yet.

Would they have been better people without me?

Mayhaps, mayhaps not.

But, I'm not as curious about inflicting my mental disorders on a child, as it appears anxiety is quite hereditary since my mother has it and I too have it.

>>30634206
I don't know dude. I don't know if I would even fuck her. I mean, she's probably one of the hottest and most sensual characters to come out of MLP, but she's also a total slut and I'm supposed to marry the girl who takes my virginity. I don't think it'd work between us.

>>30636038
It's not the death of the individual, it's the discovery of a purpose. Humans have a need to live with purpose. Some spend their entire lives searching desperately for one. When a man makes a child, when he pours himself into something wholly and creates life, brings another being into the world, it is then that he finds his purpose. It's not that he's died, it's that he's found something to exist for. To a man, being a good father is the ultimate goal in life. If your father ever told you that you were the greatest thing he's ever done, that wasn't him being sweet. It was him speaking from the heart. There's a saying that can describe this better than my paragraph.

If you've got nothing worth dying for, you've got nothing worth living for.

>>30636038
>'I'm not important any more, the child's all that matters'
It is my most profound wish that one day, I'll be able to say this myself about my own kids.

>>30636244

I hope you aren't saying the only purpose in life isn't merely to reproduce, because writing is pretty damn motivating.

>>30634206
I'd hate-fuck her senseless calling her a manipulative bitch and a whore while I'm giving her a good dicking. She gets fat on negative energy while I get to bust a nut in her cunt. It's a win for both of us.

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Going by official depictions only Sonata is fuckable.
I'm going to post some non canon shit anyway, because its hot.

>>30636028
not really. from nature's point of view, your job as a male ends there

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I have a thing for bossy bitches. I firmly belive that behind that spiky exterior is a soft caramel core, and that's what I want to bring out.

>>30637273
Unless ur an alpha station good luck with that

>>30637273
or maybe she'll take a liking to You but will still keep dominating You until her feminine side finally kicks in and she'll want more love & romance
...or maybe she won't get bored and keep reminding You that she's your queen, using the strap-on. i'd be okay with that as well

>>30634206
3/10 as it is, 10/10 in fish form.

>>30634206
2 hard.

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>>30636726
Sonata is 2 cute, she's probably too ditzy to even realize what a loser I am, which is great.

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>>30637555
>"It's okay if you lost your job nonny, I still love you!"

>>30634206
11/10

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>>30637598
>she loves you unconditionally and for no particular reason
HHHHHNHNGNNNGNNNGNGNGGGGGG

>>30634206
ME AND HARPUA COULDNT CARE FEW-A
IT HAPPENS ALL THE TIME

>>30635170
You're a buff gay guy?

>>30635411
>I don't want one
>This describes me perfectly
Seriously, people tell me I need a gf, society constantly bombards me with it and all I can think is 'why'? Why do I need to be in a relationship to validate my existence when I'm perfectly happy just being me.

I like my career
I like my hobbies
I like my friends
I feel fulfilled in my life

Why does everyone think I need someone else attached to me like a vestigial organ to live a full life? I'm fucking sick of hearing it.

>>30638080
They think you arent being honest to yourself or its sour grapes.
You'd be surprised how easily people project their own needs on others.

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>One to yes
And this... Is to go... EVEN FURTHER BEYOND!

>>30638263
not even close, faggot

>>30638080
Because while you may not want a gf, anon, most people do. It's a very common desire to want a partner due to our biology. So while you not wanting one is fair enough, it's enough of an outlier that people are naturally going to assume that there's some underlying reason instead of what you tell them.

>>30638080
this
just because you're alone, doesn't mean you're lonely

>>30638304
it's because people feel that they have to stick their noses in where it doesn't belong

>>30638080
>I like my career
>I like my hobbies
>I like my friends
>I feel fulfilled in my life
all these luxuries...

>>30638502
>luxuries
they're basic things if you're not a fucking NEET
get a damn job

>>30638795
oh, but i do have a job. well paid on top of it
so what?

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>>30634225

>>30635411
Having a gf is work. Sex and love sound nice, but it'd just be so much work. I know from my last shitty relationship.

>>30638979
Yeah you know what else is work? Falling asleep in an empty fucking bed at night

>>30637598
>>30637640
thats cute

>>30638979
you know what? i don't mind at all
i can jump around her all the time. better than sitting alone, doing nothing