No one knows you're a pony online!

>>30627366
Hey make sure you give mom's phone back when you're done, huh scout?

>>30627366
cute pink shimmy!

>>30627366
Coming up next: "Sewing with Glimmer"

>>30627424
that's glimmer not shimmer.

>>30627366
>plush pone
>sewing machine
>tfw she put herself together.

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>>30629126
>equestrian magic is leaking out from all those who feel genuine joy when thinking about ponies
>the magic became so intense as it congregated that it became conscious
>the longer it sat the smarter it became eventually manifesting a personality
>this being, no this pony, created itself a body not of blood and bone but of silk and plush

>yfw your love of the show will never manifest itself into being

>>30629162
I wasn't ready for these feels.

>>30629072
thats the joke

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>>30629162
That's some grant morrison shit

>>30627376
I was going to ok—I'm just not done using it yet!

>ywn be a pretty plush pony

>>30629433
is it bad that I want this too?

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>>30629126
Goddamn replicators.

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>>30630544
>tfw she is looking up the sewing patterns to make all her friends.
>tfw its the only way they can cross into our world.
>tfw they act like plushes to blend in with in this world to observe us but go back knowing all we want is to cuddle them.

>>30630605
But how can we cross over?

>>30631894

>>30627366
I WANT ONE SOOO BAAADDD!!!!!!

>>30630605
now i'm afraid of fucking my mlp plushie.

thanks

>>30634659
They are not for sexual, Anon.

>>30627366
You're not canon anymore, nigger. Sunset and Flash took your place on the roster.

>>30636821
Pone is for sexual

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>>30627366
dubs speak truth

>>30627366
Gas all Glimmer niggers

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>>30636861

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>>30638260

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>>30627366

>>30639168
>"Phew! Your image-reaction skills stink, anon! Let me clean it for you. *wink*"

>>30634659
>tfw your plushie knows what you do with yourself at night
>tfw your attempts at cuddling get a bit to frisky
>tfw she intentionally leaves in the pins that held her together, as she sewed herself together, were strategically placed.

>>30639168
No one knows you stink online.

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>>30636830
Um, no sweetie. Glimglam will always be canon because she's in the pony show, unlike that dougskin eyesore from Monster High ripoff.

>>30627366
>office-grade keyboard and monitor
>sewing machine
underage in your mom's room?
or just horribly shitty taste in computer equipment?

>>30627366
i think we're missing the opportunity to ask important questions here. for instance:
does this plushie have a fleshlight inserted into its rectum?

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Equestria is my city.

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>>30627366
>>30641280

>>30627366
Nice plush, shit pony.

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>>30643693

>>30630605
holy shit, how big is that glimmer plushie?

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>>30645254
>Nice plush, nicer pony.
Fixed that for you, familad. No need to thank me.

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>>30638260
>>30639168
>>30639994
GET OUT OF MY FUCKING HEAD

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>>30639168

>>30641355

Men can sew too you bigot

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>>30647157
Yeah, but to guys, following a pattern is like asking for directions, so the results tend to be a bit... off.

>>30647588
I want that chubby twiggy
holy shit I'd poke her tummy for aeons and smirk like an autist just thinking of all the teasing I'd give to a real chubby bookhoers

>>30647588
those poor little monsters.

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>>30647588