Would you protect your waifu even if she couldn't die?

>all that edge

>>30626461
shes ageless

not immortal

>>30626469
>>30626479
If you can concept this thread in a way that isn't edgy, go ahead.

>>30626461
>"You're gonna have to try a little harder than that."

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>pssssh...nothing personnel...great-auntie...

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>>30626487
Sorry, but I only post quality threads, friend.

>>30626469
>>30626479
>>30626502
you call that edgy?

>>30626502
I-is it so wrong if I want to fuck her?

This board has really gone to the lemings if no one can take a little blood.

>but, what about that future where equestria went to war

>what, I dont remember, that must be some fanfic idea you made up, fuck off

like pottery.

>>30626539
I think it's just memeing and people are using it as an excuse to dump their edgy folders.

I give it 10, no 5 posts before someone posts an image of columbine of some other shooting.

>>30626461
>ywn battle valiantly and wound the immortal sun princess more than she's ever been before
>ywn fall regardless yet refuse to yield despite her demands
>ywn put up one last attack before she knocks you out
>ywn wake up, chained to the foot of her bed
>ywn shiver as she walks in and tells you that your performance has earned you a spot as her pet

>>30626461
Well, I certainly wouldn't try quite as hard.

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>>30626461
Why are all celestia threads so fucking awful

>>30626487
Okay, how about
>Celestia is immortal and powerful
>Anon is a main character from my Japanese mangos who can only fathom a relationship with girls within the framework of "protecting her."
>He is the only one who can't see how dumb this is
>Constantly gets himself into dangerous and embarrassing situations trying to "protect" Celestia

>>30626617
You could, idunno. Make your own celestia prompt? It's so easy even I can do it. Unless you just like to read your own posts and that's why you bitch so much.

>>30626461
She can certainly have her feelings hurt

>>30626584
I suppose there are worse fates for going against the immortal sun.

>>30626654
>its another 'anon is a retard' prompt

>>30626720
Indeed. But it's not edgy. That was the only criterion.

edge or edgy has lost its meaning and only applies to "whatever isn't soft and cuddly"

>>30626840
This, for fucks sake we had cupcakes and rainbow factory when the fandom was in its prime.

>>30626859
>implying those weren't the pinnacle of edgy

>>30626469
>still alive
>edgy

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>>30626584
>You're good kid, real good real good, but as long as i'm around you'll always be second best, see.

>>30626461
Then she dies

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>>30626531
yes it's very wrong

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>>30626461
now post the Applejack one

>>30626461
yes

>>30626461
Then she collapses because of blood lose.
She won't last any longer.

>>30626479
>Knowyourmeme filename

>>30627244
That's one appropriate image

>>30626461
How does a horse that bloody look so lewd?

>>30628794
Imagine how bloody fillies would get if horses went through periods