It's been about a year since Rainbow Dash lost her virginity

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>>30624956
>a year

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>>30624956
The abortion was the right choice.
There is no way you could keep a foal alive on your own...as a single mom.
Good job, Blue Fast.

>>30624956
She is so dumb i doubt she even knows how fillies are made.

So which pony is legit pure?

Twilight Sparkle and Applejack?

>>30624979
If Twilight is pure then how did she have Nyx? You can't tell me she became a pregnant virgin.

>>30624979
Everyone except Rarity and Fluttershy.

>>30624956
>you will never find your waifu in a convention
>you will never have passionate consensual sex in a jungle with no purpose of procreation

Why even live.

>>30624979
>So which pony is legit pure?
Flurry Heart

>>30625012

>soulless abomination who jumped straight onto the Cake's kids
>pure

You wish.

The only pure Poner is Twiggies. She's too autistic to attract a man.

>>30624956
That scene still makes me diamonds to this day. Just knowing she made him cum in the ball pit sends me over the edge Everytime.

>>30625114
KYS

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>>30624965

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>>30625411
>Mobilefag

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>>30625114
>brad.jpg

>>30624956
Damn, I really should have taken that girl up on her offer of an extra hour in the ballpit not that I'd have needed an hour

>>30624956
I doubt Rainbow was a virgin even at the start of the show

>>30625161
UNDERAGE DETECTED

>>30624956
Every character is canonically a virgin unless they have a kid.

congrats I guess

>>30624979
Sparkle and Glimmer.

I guess possibly AJ but I still think she got fucked by one of her cousins

>>30627020
/thread

>>30627020
Thats not how it works. Big Mac don't visit Sugar Belle every week to just hug.

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I'm fine with this since I can easily insert as that faggot desu

>>30627769
cuck

>>30627769
You're supposed to identify with him, he's the /mlp/faustfag strawman.

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>>30628254
Yeah, I mean I'm not the faustfag but he's clearly /ourguy/

>>30628090
>l-lol, how can you self insert yourself as the guy jumping your waifu in that cartoon XD your such a cuck
do you feel better now?

>>30624956
Congratulations Rainbow Dash.

>>30624979
Twilight Sparkle. She's never had the chance to really go outside as a foal in school. Probably had a few crushes here or there, but grew out of them very quickly. As the show progressed, she grew more and more outgoing. I honestly think that if she were real and we gave her a personality test from season one to season four, there'd be a massive change. Still, she became a princess and continues to busy herself, so the likelihood of her going after a stallion is still low. She may have suitors, but that's just another word for gold-digger. She'd want true love having heard Cadance talk about it so much. She's probably waiting patiently as she has all the time in the world. If she runs into the one, and for some reason, it feels right, maybe a crush forms, maybe not, but she'd need her friends' to help her go through with meeting a guy. So yeah, she's probably still a virgin.

Applejack, though? That's an iffy one. Would she wait til marriage? Has she had sex before? I don't know, but she;s pretty independent despite her traditional roots and having a granny raised from the old days. I believe she's had some sex here and there, but only a few times and found it unsatisfactory. The stallions just ain't stallion enough for her. If she were to go looking for sex, she'd be the one to make the initiative by talking to a guy. Maybe she kissed a mare once. Probably regrets it. Who knows. Big Mac, though? I think he is a virgin until this season. He's cringey, or at least he is now, post season 2. He's more of a joke, not the silent hunky stallion with a simple 'eyup', but a cross-dressing, autistically shy dork. So no, I don't think AJ has fucked Big Mac. He isn't the sex symbol that he was.

I also say that I doubt Dash has had much sex. I bet you she's even lied about having sex to show off. Maybe she's experimented a bit, but not as much as she'd make you think. It'd explain why she isn't the element of loyalty to those who ask why she isn't.

>>30624956
A year for us. Less than a year for her. The last Hearth's Warming episode aired before Stranger Than Fan Fiction in S6. The one before that aired in S5. That said it has only been at the most half a year since she lost her virginity.

>>30625417
I think u mean "cool guy that uses time and technology efficiently"

>>30624956
Congrats

>>30625417
there's nothing inherently wrong with mobilefagging

>>30628403
Holy autism batman, that's quite a wall of text.
also
>Twilight Sparkle
>Probably still a virgin
Lad, just take a wild guess. Some fanatical, insane out-of-blue guess about how many stallions want to fuck her. She's a princess, she's attractive, she's cute, and she's probably enough of a shut-in that she's horny half the time. If she hasn't been fucked by at one stallion I'd be incredibly surprised.
>Applejack
>Would she wait til marriage? Has she had sex before?
Yes and no, respectively. The show writers try to make her as close to 'old school christian country gal stuck in the ways of the past' as they can possibly get her without directly bringing in religious references.
> I doubt Dash has had much sex
I can probably agree with you on that one. She's enough of an insecure douchebag in the current seasons that I can't picture her really being sought-after by anyone except for her looks, plus, well, just her in general. If she got fucked once in a while maybe she wouldn't be as much of a douche.

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>>30625417
GET WITH THE TIMES, GRANDPA

>>30624956
Cuck

>>30624956

>>30625417
Current year not being a mobilfag
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>>30631467
dumb cuckposter

>>30625411
charge your fucking phone

>>30634282
It's at 100%

>>30624956
>impgyn
Zephyr_breeze.png

>>30625411
>low power mode at 100%
but y tho

If you think she was a virgin before this episode you're a fucking idiot.

>>30624968
I think Rainbow Dash as a mom would be really cute.

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>>30625859