Say I'm a student in Canterlot High and I tell Sunset Shimmer

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>>30622881
>Wanting to go out with the hipster.

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>rape

>>30622881

>"Uh, that's nice, Anon."
>"But I'm really interested!"
>"Well, uh, maybe we can go bowling tonight or something? It'll be with a group so you can just pal around with Flash and the guys if it doesn't go right, okay?"
>"Fine."

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>>30622881
>"Well, it's cool that you like her. But I've got to be honest, I've noticed a trend in the girls you like, Flash."

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>>30622881
>Roleplaying
>Ayylmao """"glimmer"""
>mfw

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>>30622881
>"Fuck off you fat piece of shit! You smell like garbage."

>>30622881
I know it's you Flash, you just want to fuck another horsegirl again.

>>30622907
hypothetical question /= roleplaying, you literal retard.

>>30622881
I don't know what she would say, but I'd just call you a faggot for wasting your time in the school when you could just go through the horse portal.

>>30622923

>go through the horse portal
>end up as a pony with no identity
>with a cutie mark that may suck
>May be disabled
>get thrown out of twilight's home, become homeless, can't make a living
>fall in love
>have a family
>die
Why is life so sweet and yet so painful?

>"Umm, she's not actually from around here."
"So she's an exchange student? That's kinda hot. Can I meet her?"
>"She's um... she's gone home."
"What kind of crappy student exchange program is this?"
>Sunset desperately wishes you would stop asking questions.
"So where is she from?"
>"She didn't say."
"Typical. Just my usual luck. I finally see a girl who really piques my interest, and I don't get to even say hi to her."
>"Plenty of other fish in the sea, Anon."
"Pfffft. What a load of crap."

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>>30622881
Grab her by the pussy

>>30622881
Flash, do you really think this will work out.
You don't want to be the guy who got dumped by three different horses do you?

>>30622881

I have a friend who may want to take up this offer.

In a perfect world I would set up a double-date with me and Sunset and my buddy and Glims.

Then shit may vary from then on but sounds like a good day either way.

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>>30623023
Pone Twilight never dumped him; Sunset forced him to get over it.

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>>30622881
Nice try Flash, but i'm afraid she's already taken.

>>30622881
t. Flash Sentry

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>>30622881
>asking
>not just initiating struggle snuggles

flash the horsefucker is one of my most favorite memes to come out of this place honestly

>>30623312
I thought the implication was that Twilight wanted to break it off so she got Sunset to relay it to Flash

>>30624055
I never got that.

>>30622881
totally not flash

>>30625046
otherwise it makes sunset come off as a massive bitch

>>30624055

Yowch...dumped by proxy...

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>get date with her
>she seems a bit weird, but still hella cute
>then she starts mentioning this "Starburst"
>Like, a whole lot
>A whole FUCKING lot.
>Everytime with a warm smile
"Hahaha, y-you sure do talk a lot about this guy..."
>"Oh sorry, I know...it's just that he was my first love when I was a little fi-KID, then I lost him and went a bit mad...and enslaved a bunch of friends and stuff...but now I've met him again, and I'm steadily dating him whenever I can..."
"..."
>"Oh but enough talking about me. What about you? Is there a special someone in your life?"
"...my right hand and eternal despair."

>>30625835
his name is sunburst

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>>30626236
Yep, realized my mistake when it was too late.
My bad.

>>30624055
Nope. She still likes him. Sunset just told him the reality.
>>30625747
And Flash commented on her brutal honesty when he said "you really aren't pulling any punches" and Sunset replies "not really my style"

>>30626641
And what exactly gives Sunset jurisdiction over Princess Twilight's love life?

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>>30622881
>yfw she says "Do I know you?"

>>30622881
>"Sure thing, anon!"
>then she gets you a date with Dash
You can't trust horses' sense of time

>>30626927
Shhhh don't question EqG logic, it just works.

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>>30623312
Fuck me thats creepy looking

>>30626927
She knows that Twilight doesn't have the time nor is in the position to have a boyfriend in the human world. Flash would have to decide to live in Equestria and be royalty but there is already a pony Flash.
He's gonna get with Derpy anyway.

>>30625758
Probably via Equestria text too.

>>30627212
waifufags, this is your mindset

>>30627280
What does Twilight even do other than just lounge around in her castle all day?

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>>30622900
Holy fuck, that made me laugh
And I feel so bad for him now

We need a writefag on that don't be too hard on him pls

>>30629211
His life sucks as it should makes my day a little brighter.

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>>30627280
She wants the D

>>30629316
Nah, she wants to give him the d like the bitch he is.

>>30626927
Either Sunset secretly wants to hook up with Flash again and is purposely withholding a way for Flash and Twilight to communicate (the book) or she is just a heartless bitch.

I'll go with heartless bitch holding a grudge for being dumped.

>>30622900
>tfw every girl you date turns out to be a magical horse
>people start to get suspicious

>>30622900
kek

>>30629211
Seconded

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I would think in most cases, Sunset would encourage you to tell her how you feel, but in the case of Starlight, she would probably be as blunt as she was with Flash with Twilight.

>>30622881
>Say I'm a student in Canterlot High
>Wants to ask out a grill in a super beta manner
>Hypothetically underage
You're not fooling anyone OP

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>>30622881
>What would she probably say to me?

She went back home. Far away
No they dont have internet over there.
Stop asking questions anon.

And dont touch that statue the paint is wet.

>>30623012
>TWO
>SCOOPS

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>>30622881
"Dear princess Twilight the boy I like likes another girl, how do I kill her without her mentor noticing?"

>>30622881
>"Who even are you? How do you know my name?"

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>>30632144
>tfw your students ask you for relationship advice and you can't give any

>>30622881
>"Well, you know where I come from right?"
"Magical horse land?"
>"It's called Equestria, but yeah. Well, she's from there too."
"So she's a horse? That's pretty hot."
>"What? You think the fact that she's actually a horse makes her hotter?"
"Obviously! What wouldn't be made hotter by being a horse?"
>"I'm a horse Anon."
"What was that?"
>"I said that I'm actually a horse, doesn't that make me hotter?"
"Maybe a bit, but not really. Queen psycho bitches can never truly be hot Sunset. That's probably why even Flash Sentry, the loneliest fucker in the entire school, dumbed yo ass."
>And that was the last anyone ever heard of Anon

>>30623315
fake news

>>30632473
>Queen psycho bitches can never truly be hot
Fucking pleb

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>>30622883
>not wanting to convert the hipster into a woman that'll help you conquer The Holy Lands with the power of hot dickings and love of committing gencide on Saracens.
Do you even praise christ?

>>30623012
GEEE Glim, how come you're mom lets you get TWO SCOOPS?!?!

>>30633917
where the fuck is glimmer's mom anyways?

>>30633931
Probably in Vegas gambling away the child support, and third loan on the house

>>30633931
I hope we get a glimmer parents episode at some point.
More importantly a sunburst parents ep.

>>30634387
Relax, they are going to show up, at the wedding

>>30633931
where's EQG Glim?

>>30634533
Where's EQG Sunset, that's more pressing at the moment

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>>30634585
holy shit

>>30634585
I bet we see human Starlight before human Sunset.

>>30634391
Works for me.
I was gonna say idealy there would be a combined glim/burst parents episode.

>>30623315
He looks like Flash
>Inb4 they're brothers

>>30622881
God I wanna fuck her ass so hard, do you think she likes bbc?

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>>30632473
>that's when Anon become her little pony

>>30623003
>"Plenty of other fish in the sea, Anon."

Oh btw is sonata single?

>>30632473
So... anon go Equestria?