What should you do if there's a griffon on your house?

>>30620930
Water hose.

tell her she will get her cutiemark after I ravage her cat pucci

>>30620930
Ask if she can get my frisbee

>>30620930
Proceed to shitpost on the town's bulletin board about dude meat lmao.

>>30620930
Breed her.

>>30620930
Pellet gun.

>>30620930
Get the laser pointer.

>>30620930
Depends on which griffon:
Gilda: Shoot the bitch.
Gabby: Invite her inside.

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>>30621032
>shooting best catbird grill

>>30620930

Take me to Equestria, Gabby. I have poners to fug.

>>30621032
>not inviting gilda in to smoke
>not having her blow you while you're both high
So I guess the "/mlp/ is filled with fags" wasn't just a meme.

>>30620930

Dance like no one's watching.

>>30620930
Stop drinking, because clearly I have the DTs and I'm hallucinating.

>invite her in, since it's about to rain
>offer a cup of tea, have a nice chat for a bit
>unzip dick
>rut her as if there was no tomorrow
>enjoy devastating streak of breathtaking beakjobs
>fall asleep cuddling her
>the next morning, wake up alone and realize my tv, some money and the smartphone is gone
>panic
>think again at those beakjobs
>cum spontaneously
"worth it..."

>>30620930
Kill it

>>30620930
Expel.

>>30620930
Call pest control

>>30621032
You have it backwards, you queer. Gilda is the one you want, not Gabby.

>>30621391
That depends. You wanna pitch or catch?

>>30620941
She found ten deflated soccer balls, one hacky sack, a car fender, and a tarp being held down with bricks.
No frisbee.

>>30620930
catch and fuck it

>>30621040
>>30621135
>>30621391
... Not sure if samefag, or three different retards...

>>30620930
>rape

>>30621616
Thank you...
I had to scroll far too low to find this

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>>30621157
Silly Human!
You get the dee tee's BECAUSE you stopped drinking. You should NEVER stop drinking.

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>>30620930
>rape

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>>30620930
Feed bread for that pigeon

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>>30621774
>ywn feed her GHB laced pudding
>ywn photograph the rape with kodak film
feels bad, zibbedy flibbedy bop

>>30621557
>being this stupid
I thought gays were smart, but I guess not.

>>30622008
>feed bread for that pigeon
>pigeon leaves
>next day you see even MORE pigeons on your house

now you're fucked

>>30622483
Btw they have made feeding bread to pigeons illegal. It makes them so fat they can't even fly.

>>30622642
But how else are the american's supposed to catch and eat the birds?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8KJ3_e_sNWk

let smash

>>30621135
>Gilda will never sit on your face while you're high

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>>30620930
Kill it

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>>30620930
Everyone knows griffons love free bacon.

>>30620939
>cat pussy

does that mean the males have barbed dicks?

>>30622736
Did you bring blue?

>>30620930
Get my shotgun and shot her off my roof and sell her meat to someone.

>>30622675
All they have is melted snow now.

>>30621032
You've got that mixed up famalam

>>30620930
Ignore it