>Hey girls, I think it is waking up

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>>30617646
I'd murder people for this

>>30617646
"Uh girls, my face is over he- No, you know what, nevermind..."

>>30617655
That's an odd applehorse.

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>>30617659
Pls, Agent Orange can't possibly compete.

>>30617655
says who? what in that OP suggests its a human named anon? maybe its a small creature. considering their expressions, something cute.

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>>30617646

>>30617646
>tfw you will never be woken up by the mane6.
i hate living so much :((((

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>>30617647
How many?

>>30617646
Oh, what can I do to finally see my Twily.
I love her so much

>>30617646
Literally Heaven

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>>30617719
As many as there's going be standing in my way towards it.

>>30617646
Please don't eat me

>>30617646
>Now lets bully his dick

>>30619339
>implying Twilight isn't already standing on it
>inb4 "you wouldn't let Twilight stand on your dick" threads

>"I hope not, this dream's pretty good so far."

>>30617655
>rulefag gets fucked once again
>prompt thread lives
What did they mean by this

>>30619380
It means yet another rulefag banned.

>raep

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When that dealer said I'd end in another world, I didn't think he was serious, fuck that was some strong lsd.

>>30619380
Rulefags are more annoying than roleplaying.
Who knew?

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>>30617646
Take your hooves off me you damn dirty equine!

>>30619380
>>30619414
That rulefag is falseflagging and deleting his own posts you absolute autists

>>30617646
Where's the fucking mirror.

>>30622156
You should be able to see your reflection in their GIANT FUCKING EYES.

>>30617646
>Roleplaying

>>30621981
I don't recall the option to delete your post more than 2 minutes after it was posted.

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>>30617646

>>30617646
HOLY SHIT TALKING HORSES

>>30617646
Rape.

>>30622227
>I don't recall the option to delete your post more than 2 minutes after it was posted.
are you stupid?
there's like a 30 minute limit on deletion

>>30622183
Not that.
I'm heading to the EQG universe

>>30617646
Yo rainbow dash, you alright?

>>30622442
>people like this exist
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
GET OUT BARBIEFAGS GET OFF MY FUCKING BOARD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I0gXomy5Dxw

>>30617647
To join twilight'pony squad because you believe that you are a pony inside?
I've heard that before

>>30622504
>you believe that you are a pony inside?
what

>>30622502
Not till I get the mirror then I'll leave you to your own device.

>>30622517
Just make sure to bulldoze the statue once you're through.

>>30622508
>he missed the randy stair thing

Replace twilight with ember from Danny phantom and pony with ghost

>>30622530
Don't worry I'll hit it with flashs car or something.

>>30622534
I don't think any of us could admit to being a pony inside. Ponies are too good for us, and we all know it.

>>30621981
>>30622227
>>30622430
But his post got deleted several hours later (he posted at 13:24 and I tabbed the thread at (maybe) around 17:30, before finally responding with >>30619380 (You))
So, no

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The right man in the wrong place can make all the diference in the world.
So wake up, mister freeman, wake up... and smell the ashes.

>>30622517
>wake up in Equestria
"Where's the fucking mirror"
>find it and jump through it
>land in the eqgverse
>join the army and work my way through ranks
>finally get a hold of the nuclear suitcase
>set nukes at Russia
>drive to the magic statue
"Have fun with your 3WW."
>take off pants and fart at the red button so hard the force presses it
"See you never, abominations of nature"
>moonwalk through the portal
>land in Equestria again
>topple the mirror
>it shatters into a thousand pieces
"Another day, another dollar. Am I a great humanoid creature or what?"

>>30623712
Russia doesn't exist in Equestria.
And knowing how Equestria works you probably sent them confetti and you probably will be sent to a dungeon for destroying the mirror and everyone will hate you even your waifu.
They won't consider you great.

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>>30617646
Time to conquer.

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>>30623809
If you want to conquer then you need this.

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>>30623809
Sing o muse of mighty Anon and his rage that brought woe to the ponies and diamond dogs alike.

Sing of the day that equine and canine blood mingled in the dry earth.

>>30623790
What we've seen in eqgverse is just a shitty version of America (while America is just a shitty version of itself). And where there's America, there's the rest of the world, too, so you can bet your ass there's some shitty version of Russia or DPRK in there somewhere as well.

>>30623849
Well by that logic they have shitty version of nukes that don't kill people.

>>30623866
What ever, the point is that the mirror is broken beyond repair and there's no magic fixing it if there are some shards missing. And no one could hate anyone for doing it, if anything they'd charge me a few days of jail or a fine fine but secretly they'd be grateful that the lousy universe is no longer affiliated with them in any way.

>>30623974
O-kay pretty sure twilight will hate you since you sealed her only friend who knows both worlds.

>>30617646
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jz40salowcc

>>30617646
>"You mean 'it's waking up' learn to grammar."

>>30624598
Bitch what?
>it's = it is

>>30624598
Its*

>>30624605
It doesn't sound right.
>>30624608
N-nerd.

>>30617719
All of them.

>>30624612
>>30624608
>>30624605
>>30624598
>Twilight, Rarity and Rainbow dash start arguing about grammer.
>Ponk's zoomed off
>AJ and Fluttershy are helping you up and speaking calmly so you dont get spooked.

>>30624710
Tell them to shut up.

>>30624157
I don't care. First, if you mean Sunset, she could be at the right side of the mirror at the moment of its doom, second, if you mean Starlight, then the number of fucks I give about her is negative, and third, why should I care about who hates me? Some alicorn nerd who got promoted because of what her friends did? Irrelevant to me.

>>30624613

>>30617646

"Uh, you guys aren't carnivores, right?"

>>30625720
We are opportunistic ones.
And this seems like a good oportunity.

>>30621981
>t. Rulefag's other proxy

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>>30623809

>>30627868
Don't eat the brightly colored ponies, they're poisonous to predators. Rarity seems save enough to eat though.

>>30623809
Twiggy will conquer your boipussy

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>>30617646
>You will never grunt dumbly like an ape, pretending to be a caveman to throw the ponies off.
>You will never be taken into custody of Twilight Sparkle's castle for studies.
>You will never feel her up, sniff her asshole, and poke her at opportunistic moments, pretending to be a curious creature
>She will never walk down to the basement during heat to secretly use you to relinquish herself of her distgusting xeno fantasies
>You will never pretend to hit your head one day and act like you've regained your intelligence
>You will never live the rest of your days knowing that you can come out to the public that their princess "raped" you
>You will never know that she knows that you think she doesn't know and only gets off on it

>>30617646
I wanna make a music album abou a man who kills himself and ends up in equestria and then after a series of events he decided to give life another shot and go back home like its a wonderful life

>>30629674
That sounds fucking awesome. Please tell me you're not just talking out of your ass about this and have done something.

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>>30629674
>goes to equestria
>wants to go back to earth
wow that's fucking stupid

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>>30629594
OogaboogAnon has so much potential

>"Now, as you can see, while looking somewhat threatening, the subject is totally inoffensiveEEEEP--"
>She does a 180°, her tail shooting down to cover her ponut from Anon's grabby thingies
>"A-ahem, we could even consider him somewhat 'affectionate' and clingy, especially towards mareees--no! Don't! N-not right now!"
>She tries her best to get away from his ear scratching
>He knows that doing this always gets her in the mood for oogabounging, and he really would like to ougabounging with her right now
>And she blushes as she sees how much he wants it
>"A-and, uhm, as you all can see, he doesn't possess any kind of sheaths, his genitals are exposed at all times and t-they grow several times their sizes when he gets exciteeeed~!"
>She always did squeaky noises when Anon licks her horn
>Squeaky noises means she's ready to ougabounga

>>30630569
OOGA BOOGANON WANT MORE