>this is the price if you wanna go to Equestria Would you do it?

I would eat my own hand

>>30611952
Fucking obviously. Getting a splinter vs a life of happiness in a world full of magical horses? The answer is clearly yes.

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>>30611952
You fucking monster...

>>30611952

Only if I also don't get shamed for crying like a fucking baby for...the rest of my life.

>>30611952
.

You can't even begin to understand all the things I'd do to be able to go there
Just to be able to see her, to touch her
To take her in my arms and hug her

>>30611952
As nasty as that shit is to look at, you gotta admit having it pulled out must've felt hella fuckin' satisfying. Got a nasty splinter the other week but the sheer endorphins i got from removing it made it almost worth it. It's the little joys you gotta look at.

>>30612141
That hug would be enough to cure almost any cost of getting there. I doubt the smile would come of my face for weeks.

Damage of skin under nails can hurt for a really long time.

>>30611952
It happened to me a few times, it's not actually that painful.

I had to deal with this shit about a week ago, and got it out with a toothpick.
Granted it was much smaller, but no price is too high to go to Equestria.

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>>30611952

>>30611967
you won't magically get better personality by going to pony world

>>30612298
its not as amazing as youd imagine, its not even more painful but its not satisfying

Just that?

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>>30611952
Would you?

You'd have to keep this up for an hour.

>>30612708

Okay, question, if I fall and become unconscious/unable to run, but get back up when able to, do I have to start at the full one hour again or...

>>30612718
You failed and you will be sent to Tartarus where they'll lop off your legs and make you bounce on the lego treadmill for all eternity on your balls.

>>30611952
In a heartbeat.

>>30612730
I may not succeed, but I'm going to try.

>>30612718
>do I have to start at the full one hour again
Yes!

>>30612298
>you gotta admit having it pulled out must've felt hella fuckin' satisfying
No, that's the opposite. Having that pulled out would hurt like a bitch. The flesh under your nail is a lot more sensitive the the palm of your hand.

>>30611959
this

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>>30611952
remove this image from this board

>>30611959
>hand
I'd eat my own head

Once I posted that you could go to Equestria if you ate a bag of sugar free gummy bears in one go
And then as a bonus youre waifu would love you if you also drink 2 bottles of ipecac

>>30613639
do i get to vomit on her?

>>30613639
>The gummy bears.
No god or demon would wish that on a mortal...

>>30613681
If you survive the ordeal, you can do whatever on the other side.

>>30613681
>Vomit.
The wrath of the bears care not for your mouth for they have plans of escape by other means.

>>30613639
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_lzU_6PwYR0

>>30613775
great

>>30613790
not the bears, the ipecac. although then i would be vomiting bears on her.

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>>30613832
Good luck not dehydrating to death, thanks to the ipecac and bear combination.

>>30613858
wait they dehydrate?

>>30613879
No you would, from evacuating so much constantly.

>>30612708
I would rather do this for two days than any other proposed option in this thread

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>>30611952
FUCK THIS HAPPENED TO ME THE OTHER DAY REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>30611952

Yes, without hesitation.

Pain is ephemeral.

>>30611952
Fuck yeah I would
I had this shit happen to me so many times when I would work with my dad (he didn't give me gloves) but I'm not completely immune to it, it's going to hurt like a bitch but it's all worth it in the end.

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>>30611952
>Tfw you gotta stand in place once you get to Equestria and yank it out before you can actually begin your new life

To get to Equestria, you have to drive a limousine loaded with ridiculously big, fake movie prop diamonds through
-Camden, NJ
-Gary, IN
-Detroit, MI
and
-East St. Louis, IL
between the hours of 5:00 PM to 5:00 AM, obeying all traffic laws, stopping at all stop signs and traffic lights, while blasting Smash Mouth and Vanilla Ice. You have a week.

Can you do it?

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>>30611952
sure, instantly. I've done worse to my fingernails after a session of binging on meth and clopping to pony porn.

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>Slam splinter deep into nail
>Scream like a bitch, blinded with pain
>Open eyes, whimpering like a bitch
>Niggers... Everywhere..
>MFW I hurt myself to be stranded in the outskirts of a South African city.

>>30611952
Yes. I would just pulled it out.

>>30616916
Calm down there, Jigsaw. The goal is to be alive when you get to Equestria, not traumatize the little ponies by doing your best impression of swiss cheese.

>>30617689
Well what's the problem anon? What's wrong with these four fine American cities?

>>30618923
theyre really far apart. youre in a slow moving limo.

>>30618946
Gotcha. Two weeks.

>>30618980
Stop bumping the thread you stupid nigger.

>>30619033
Why? It's just a little splinter.

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>>30611952
pfft thats all?

Where does the line start nigga? Aint gunna feel that shit when I have hoofsies.

>>30619033
EAT A DICK BITCH NIGGER

>>30611952
I've had my nail fall off completely from slamming it in a closing safe door.

Bring that shit on.

>>30612708
I would much rather do this one than the Splinter one

>>30612646
I've had something similar happen to me and it does feel really good after it gets pulled out. You don't know what the fuck you are talking about.

>>30616916
>Gary, IN
Joke's on you, faggot, I'm gonna drive through Miller beach then past the Railcats Stadium then hop back on the expressway.
t. former Garyfag

>>30611952
I would yank that shit out and dip my finger in alcohol

>>30617663
And you still got that splintee under your nail.

>>30611952
>give self agonizingly painful splinter
>shit eating grin as you step through the portal
>...but your hand turns into a hoof and now you can't remove it
>sentenced to a life of suffering
>AND your waifu wants nothing to do with you
GEE FUCKING GEE.

>>30621000
Literally just get it removed with magic.

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>>30621012
>not cutting the entire hoof and become the most powerful pirate horseland has ever seen

>>30611952
I'm getting sympathy pains just looking at that, fuck.

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>>30611952
I would put a splinter under one of you faggot's fingernails, don't get me wrong, but then all of my friends and family would miss me.

I wouldn't do it.

>>30613832
Hope your waifus Fluttershy then. She loves bears.

>>30611952
No. I will get what I want, and will bow to no one.

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I would rather bleed from my anus.

>>30617689
FUck off you putrefying namefag sack of decaying filth. Fucking die.

>>30611952
No way