They don't pay me enough for this...

>>30607754
Cue Sonata saying "we're getting paid?"

It wont matter after President Trump repeals the 13th Amendment.

>>30607769
>Implying she isn't panicking with her arm trapped in the pool filter again.

>>30607754
How much does she charge for a hairjob?

>>30608715
Lifeguards do not provide sexual favors for money.
During the daytime

So... does the poof float?
Could she use it as a surfboard or smth?

>>30609268
>You will never use Aria as a float

Would you fake drowning to feel her lips against yours?

>>30608164
While i'm pretty sure that's gonna happen, take that shit to /pol/

>>30609587
>came here to post this
My nigga

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2XDfXKp4nJE
>this won't happen

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>>30607754
>>30609268
>Adagio only works in the shallow kiddie-pools to avoid getting her hair wet, but sometimes shit happens

>>30608179
They're fish, so in human form do you think they can actually breathe underwater, or hold their breath for an abnormally long time?

>>30610327
>Seeing the little boys splash around makes it all worthwhile for her

>>30610327

>she genuinely enjoys saving lives but acts tough around her friends so they don't talk shit about her

>>30609268
Somewhat, if there's a shark around you could use it to the effect of a kelp bed and take refuge in it.

>>30607754
LIFEGUARD LIFEGUARD I'M DROWNING
COME SAVE ME

>>30611394
Story about multiple shotas using adagio's poof as their first onahole when

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>>30611420
*sígh*

>>30610100
>She later married him
How do I become a Chad like Squints?

>>30609268
>not using her body as a float

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>>30607754
>"Well, you should've signed up to be a private swim instructor, duh! They pay you by the lesson, and I'm cleaning up!"
>Behind Sonata is a lock box, stuffed to the brim with cash and a twenty-deep line of guys, ages ranging from 8 to 88, and all with huge smiles on their faces as they patiently wait their turns for their one-on-one sessions

>>30613328
Or you could be like Aria and give dudes handies behind the restrooms while telling them how worthless they are