There's a snake in my boot

>>30600572
Among cowboys, 'snakes in boots' used to be a euphemism for drunken hallucinations.

>>30600572
And a cap in your ass

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there's also a rock hard cock in my pants
>rape

>>30600820

>this dick ain't big enough for the two of you

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>>30600572
>image
>barbiefaggotry
my sides right now, dawg!!!

dumb nigger

>>30600572
There's a big ol' black nigga anaconda dick in my pants for your mouth, ass, and pussy, blondie.

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>>30600572
are you sure it's not in your pants?

>>30600572
>you'll never wildly fuck EQGjack's boots until they're pregnant from your potent seed

>>30601525
im gonna poison her waterhole...

>>30601525
I want to fuck AJ while Big Mac watches and strokes himself off.

>>30601921
I would tear that pussy with my massive bear cock.

>>30602177
Bear dicks are small
Just like gorilla dicks

>>30600572
and crabs in your vagina.

>>30600820
I highly doubt you could overpower her

>>30602691
https://fimfetch.net/story/70402/on-her-feet-all-day
I WOULD

>>30601161
yes

Well, thats what you get for stepping on dicks so much. Now live the rest of your days with dicks growing out of your soles.

>>30602712
>Those tiny Thighs
DO YOU EVEN APPLEBUCK

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I want to give her a relaxing foot rub after a hard day's work

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>>30600572
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0AIMA4ajwfz

there's a snake in mah booty and i don' care to do anythin' about it

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>>30600572
>>30601161
Theres a liquid snake in both.

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>>30601525

Now all of you can only imagine AJs lines as if they were read by Tom Hanks

>>30600572
There's about to be a snake somewhere else if you catch my drift

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To infinity and beyond

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YOU - ARE - A TOY!

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When the road is rough ahead and you're miles and miles from your nice warm bed, you just remember what your old pal said, you've got a friend in me

>>30605184
That's one bulging belly
please tell me it's cum

>>30605209
You've got a friend in me

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I'd like to join your posse boys, but first I'm gonna sing a little song

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>>30605218
Yes, yes, I'm your friend, now, tell me it's cum

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There's pee in my butt

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There's a roofie in my butt

>>30600572
Woody pls

There's a snoke in my boot

>>30603978
Kek

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Somebody's poisoned the waterhole!

>>30600572

>>30605224
You are a sad, strange little man, and you have my pity.

>>30611411
>not liking belly bulging from cum inflation
And you are a gay, strange little faggot

>>30611413
This town ain't big enough fer the two of us.

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>>30605224
Actually it's Wood

>>30600572
Who are you calling busted, Buster?

>>30611413
Oh yeah, well good riddance ya looney!

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>>30611719
Reach for the skyyy

>>30600572
Somebody poisoned the waterhole!

One day, while Andy was masturbating......

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Ride like the wind Bullseye!

>Applejack will never say weird stuff to you while giving you bedroom eyes.
>You don't know what they mean, but you can't help getting a boner.

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>>30614433
it hurts

>>30614470
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5aRNvEd8Ns
There's a last of everything.

>>30600572
*Them thar's eh rattler in mah bewt
ftfy

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>>30611632
I need an adult.

>>30600572
>"There's a snake in mah boot!"
>Your girlfriend exclaims as you let out an annoyed sigh.
>When AJ said she yells things during sex you never thought it would be this.
>It was cute and funny at first but now it's kinda annoying.
>You push on and continue thrusting.
>"Reach for the sky!"
"Ugh, damnit AN! You gotta do this every time?"
>"Hey now, I don't knock your kinks do I?"
>No she doesn't.
>In fact she has gone above and beyond in that regard for everything you brought up tyo her.
>You suppose you could keep letting her do this.
"...okay, just try and keep it down a little and control yourself a bit."
>She grabs your head and pulls you down into a kiss.
>"Sure thing hun. Now how bout you get back to it then?"
>You chuckle and kiss her back.
"Sure thing babe."
>You start back up again and she is surprisingly quiet, guess she really is trying for you.
>Without her yelling out things you are getting closer a lot faster than normal.
"H-Hey AJ, I'm getting close."
>"Inside, inside sugarcube! It's okay!"
>Having her on the pill is great, you love when you can shoot your load inside her.
"Ah, ah, AJ! Nnngh!"
>"Somebody's poisoned the waterhole!"
"GODDAMNIT!"