OFFICIAL BEAUTY RATING

>>30598349
>starts thread
>You can't argue this btw
Enjoy your vacation

>>30598349
Won't this just turn into another popularity contest? But fine:

Twilight: 8/10
Applejack:8/10
Rainbow Dash:6/10
Fluttershy: 9/10
Rarity: 5/10; with the right feminine clothing 8/10
Pinkie Pie: 7/10

>>30598349
OP
10/10

A beautiful fuccboi that I want to kiss and bully.

>>30598370
No, this is show accurate. Fluttershy was a model, which means she probably looks good. Rarity is of course Rarity, she looks good. And Applejack has had a stallion lust over her.

The rest, is just estimating.

Pinkie Pie: 10/10
OP: 0/10

>>30598349
Dash has man eyes. No way she's prettier than Pinkie.

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Classical/ Physical Beauty

>Rarity: 9.25/10, and THAT'S just when she isn't wearing anything.
>Fluttershy: 9/10
>Twilight: 8.75/10
>Rainbow Dash: 7.5/10 (the tasteful use of non-clashing rainbows gives her extra points.)
>Pinkie: Strong girly charm out of 10
>Applejack: 4.5/10, she doesn't look bad, she has charm, it just lies outside of "traditional" beauty

Inner Beauty/ Beauty of Heart:

>Fluttershy: 10/10
>10/10 season 1 Pinkie; 6/10 autistic screeching Pinkie
>Applejack: 8.75/10
>Rainbow Dash: 8/10 (The selfless heart of gold is hidden, but it's there.)
>Twilight: 7.75/10, very humble
>Rarity: 4/10, sorry Rare, I love you but you often show hints of being greedy and vain and stuck-up. On some days you're like 7.5/10, though. It depends on who's writing you.

>>30598489
>rarity and fluttershy over 7/10 when one wears fake eyelashes and tons of makeup and the other wears extensions
Nope. Any ugly bitch can look good with fake shit like that

>that "inner beauty" ranking
kys

>>30598525
>being a legitimately more shallow person than Rarity in real life

>>30598489
>Trenderhoof completely shoves Rarity aside to try and fuck Applejack

Uuuuh....?

>>30598349
Rarity, Fluttershy, Applejack, Twilight, Pinkie: 10/10
Rainbow Dash: 0/10
You really can't argue this one.

>>30598489
This is possibly the most logical.

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>>30598489
A man of patrician taste.

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>>30598349
>Classical/Physical Beauty
"Other than a few outliers, every pony female has the same body, so whenever we all get in our little arguments about which one is the cutest, we're litterally just fighting over color schemes, hair dos, and the occasional difference in eye shade. With that in mind, is it really so surprising that this fandom is such an autism magnet when one of our longest-running debates essentially boils down to which colors and shapes are the prettiest?"
-DWK

>>30599072
Who is DWK and why should I care?

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>>30599104
Don't care if you don't want to; I was only attributing the quote.

It's from https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y0MkI4Aw6_Y

>>30598349
canon attractive
>Rarity
>Fluttershy
>Applejack
>Rainbow Dash
the rest don't matter

>>30598349
Pinkie Pie isn't beautiful, she's adorable.

>>30598349
Nyx 10/10
Rest 5/10 at best

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>>30598378
>this is show accurate
>explicitly ignored that RD is canonically hot

Well memed.

>>30599557
she's canonically trash

>>30599169
Where has there ever been a mention of Rainbow Dash being attractive?

>>30599596
>>30599587
"Same sleek body, same flowing mane, same spectacular hooves" ring a bell?

>>30599714
Forgive me for not taking a nacissist's personal opinion about her self too seriously.

>>30599596
the NEET was lusting after her

>>30599729
So ponk and Twilight is confirmed unattractive virgins.

>>30599072
Literally every person should know this already. The fact that some people treat this and DWK like some sort of revelation is just sad.

>>30599726
What about the large Fanclub that actively wear wigs and other stuff to mimic her appearance? If she was ugly that would be out of the question.

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>>30598349
>People actually find AJ and RD attractive in the slightest

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>>30598349
>Rainbow Dash isnt a 10/10
>Pinkie isnt at least a 7
Well meme'd

>>30599883
>athletic
>toned
>trimmed
>the peak of female fitness

get out beta

>>30598349
The slut and moe girl are the hottest?

Stop the presses!

>>30599883
not into tomboys myself but I can see the appeal

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>Starlight Glimmer
11/10

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>>30599922
Not about tomboy. It's about the girl having a 10/10 body. I'd imagine Rainbow Dash would have a body like this, if human.

>>30599941
>Sunset Shimmer
Perfection/10

>Poochielight Garbage
Mary sue/10

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>>30599947
Yeesh

>>30599963
>Poochielight Garbage
I'm using this.

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>>30598349
My opinion > Your opinion.
You can't argue this btw.

>>30599947
who's to say equestrians would find that attractice? and if we're talking "humans", the only one getting dick is twilight

>>30599941
>>30599963
Starlight GlimGlam has an ugly personality. She's an emotional wreck and is very clingy.

Shimmer meanwhile just has an ugly design.

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>>30599947

>>30599963
Stay in your doug abomination thread tasteless faggot

AJ 11 (I'm an applefag, duh)
Rarara 9
Flutters 8
Ponka 7.5
Twolot 7
RD 6.5

>>30599169
don't forget cadence, pear butter and all those other parents/married couples

>>30598349
>putting Appul above anyone

>>30598349
>>30598489
>not deducting points from FS and rara for using artificial stuff
they're nothing special even with them

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>>30600065
Stop hating, hater. Appul is a sexy mare.

>>30598349

>Rarity
When she spends hours on perfecting her image 9.5/10 without preparations 7.5/10

>FS
8/10, being good model doesn't mean that you are pretty, it means that you look good in clothes (look at real models, they often aren't that perfect)

>RD
7.5/10, more sleek and athletic than muscular, also confirmed that stallions actually find her attractive, even if Zephyr was only NEET, he was really self confdent so he wouldn't try to hit anything lower

>Twilight
7/10, bonus attraction points for being alicorn

>AJ
6.5/10 good if you like muscular girls, like reeaally muscular

>Ponk
6/10 I don't have anything about her

>>30599988
>She's an emotional wreck and is very clingy.
No, she's pretending to be a good guy so she can destroy the Mane 6 and all Equestria when they're least suspecting it.

>Pinkie Pie least attractive
>Twilight 6/10

Are you literally mentally handicapped lol

>You can't argue with this

No point arguing with someone this autistic, you've sealed your fate kiddo

>>30598556
Well, that is just one stallion, for all we know he finds Shimmer attractive

>>30600015
kys glimmersubhuman

>>30600076
best mare

>>30599988
>Shimmer meanwhile just has an ugly design.
fite me irl fgt

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>>30600232
Well, I mean, her new personality doesn't suit her old horse form. I hope we see a mane-change if she ever gets to be a horse again.

>>30600232
it looks like some someone vomited ketchup and mustard

dumb manestyle aside glimmer is at least pleasant on the eyes

>Baseline attractiveness (what they look like every day, no external factors)

Fluttershy: 8
Rainbow Dash: 6.5
Rarity: 6
Applejack: 5.5
Twilight: 5
Pinkie: 5

Peak Attractiveness (what they look like on their best day, including external factors - hairstyle, makeup, attire, activity, etc)

Fluttershy 10
Rarity 9
Twilight 8
Applejack 7.5
Rainbow Dash 7.5
Pinkie 7

>>30599983
>the only one getting dick is twilight
spotted the gay

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Rarity - Model-like body, perfect everything, not actually a whore like le-memes because she's easily the most financially independent of the bunch

Fluttershy - Model-like but much taller than Rarity and with way bigger tits, just inexplicably like 6'1" with tits you could suffocate in

Applejack - Muscular tomgirl who could rape you if she wanted, practical, could easily run a business with you and be of great help. 42 inch speed skater thighs are kinda really hot anyway.

Twinkie Spackle - Underwhelming nerd girl body but that pussy tight and she always understands you no matter how nerdy what you say is, makes adorable sounds when fucked, makes adorkable sounds when not being fucked

Rainbow Dash - Very short, super-slim athletic body, nearly flat chested, unstoppable in bed, a total bro, might have drugs to share

Ponka Po - THICC. Short, with hugest ass and tits of any character, wide hips, somewhat chubby. A super-pervert who tries out new fetishes for fun and loves anal more than anything. Wore a buttplug through your entire first date but only told you at the end.

>>30600626
Terrible headcanons

>>30600626
>t. sunnysundown

>>30598489
>>30600626
I admit, I've never been quite sure where the supermodel / smoking-hot Rarity headcanon comes from. She's a designer, not a beauty herself. Knows how to primp and pretty herself, certainly, but not mind-blowing. Fluttershy is supposed to be the one who is a model by her natural looks alone.

>>30600706
not natural look, she even wears extensions. and it makes sense for her to be chosen by rarity for modeling because she's skinnier than the others

>>30600626
>might have drugs
Her drug is flying

>>30600722
Not since she got pregnant.

>>30600828
>Fluttercuck fantasies

>>30598349
>lol look at my subjective opinion it's fact and it's soo important
This thread is SHIT.

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>>30600065
>I don't rate Applejack

>>30600170
doesn't matter, that's still canon attractiveness

>>30600867
I still think Applejack was in heat and that is how Trenderhoof noticed her.

>>30601671
wouldn't Rarity's behavior in that ep be more in line with that though?

>>30598349
If I had to guess I'd say most of Equestria fantasizes about banging Twilight, the hot young alicorn princess