What the fuck is his problem?

>>30598121
He's watches MLH

>>30598121
Blueblood didn't take Rarity's rejection well.

>>30598142
> You are Blueblood
> Life hasn't been kind to you after the disastrous gala
> Auntie Celestia realized how much arrogant you were and kicked you out of her court
> She said you could return once you proved you had grown in character
> Obviously that never happened
> Your random trivia of information wasn't exactly useful in getting a decent job
> You were too full of yourself to accept a 'lowlife' job, so you looked for another way to sustain yourself
> At first it was easy to find hospitality.
> No one in their right mind would let go of the opportunity of having a prince as their house guest.
> But as word spread out that you had been disowned, your value decreased.
> It was becoming harder and harder to find ponies that would be more than happy to offer you a place to sleep
> In desperation, you accepted to work at a jam store
> Finally having a source of income doesn't make you happy
> Your psyche is slowly getting chipped away, piece by piece
> Occasionally spoonfuls of jam land on your beautiful mane with no way to clean them up
> You develop a mental tic as you consider the absurdity of your situation
> One day a filly enters into the store and orders the largest pot of jam available
> As she walks out she slips up and spills out all of the content into your face
> "I AM SO SORRY! Are you ok mister?"
> You stand there in silence for a few seconds
> You smile
"No problem! I am totally fine!"
> You grab all the pots of jam and and bathe yourself with the thick viscous liquids
> Your boss walks in
"Blueblood, what in the name of Celestia are you doing!?"
> You look her into the soul and say
"Blueblood who's that?"
> She runs up to you, but you wisely teleport away, into the town center
> Everypony turns to look at you
> You grin and exclaim
"I EMBRACE THE JAM"
> You run into the forest
> Upon finding a comfortable spot you lay down and roll around like a pig for three days straight
> Finally you are at peace with your mind and you're happy

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>>30598244
You made my day anon

>>30598121
He was strangely obsessed with pots of jelly.
As /tv/ would say, it was autism.

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>>30598244

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>>30598244

>>30598121
Looks like he got himself into a real jam.

>>30598386
FUCK YOU, CARLOS

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>>30598516
I bet that if I try hard enough, I can jam in another pun here.

>>30598121
CJP..
All im saying

>>30598539
Celestia damn it, Carlos!

>>30598121
don't kinkshame

>>30598954

You're just jelly of my good puns.

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>>30598954
Oops, your post seems to be corrupted from my perspective.
Something must have jammed our communication!

>>30599098
"Corrupted"? It displays just fine on my end.

Or was that a lie designed specifically to set up that pun?

>>30598121
>watching the show