#ponyproblems; #ponutproblems
>when your new toy comes in the mail but it's WAY bigger than you thought it was
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>When you accidently cock vore the maid
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>step-aunt found the necro-filly doujin
#itsnotthatkindoftoy
>when your sister uses your double-ended dildo as a club while LARPing
#owfuck
>when you stub your dick
#justlesbianthings
>When the mare you've wanted to fuck finds out your alien dildo collection
#loveknowsnobounds
>When your boyfriend is from another world and everyone tells you that you can't possibly get pregnant from him but you somehow find a way to make it happen
#itsawright
>when there's grass on the field
#malesaredisgusting
>When you start dating that nice drac--stallion, and he asks to put it in your butt for your first time
#Sweetrevenge
>When that asshole from work carelessly walks into your SBD land mine and has to go home due to sickness
#prairiedogging
>when you're about to have the shits at a social gathering and you drop something and everyone is looking at you expecting you to bend over and pick it up