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The aimless text adventure 2017-07-25 01:48:37 Post No. 30589337
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The aimless text adventure 2017-07-25 01:48:37 Post No. 30589337
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I go by first reply, aside from commands, you can check your current inventory, I'll let ya'll know if I have to be away.
>You are Anon, you're in Equestria, outside of the Castle of Friendship. You had just been released onto the land after a week of questioning by Princess Twilight. After having found you without any memories of who you were or how you got there she made sure you were safe before letting you roam free. As of now, you are a sub-citizen, awaiting full citizenship while you try to put together some kind of life with 1000 bits in the bag Twilight gave you and the clothes on your back.
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Go north
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>>30589337
Kill myself.
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>>30589337
What's the big idea here? These are glorified CYOA's.
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>>30589363
Go north
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>>30589375
Look around
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>>30589375
Give a dazzling smile to those ponies, show those pearly whites!
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>>30589401
Scream like a madman at the yellow one
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>>30589449
Clop harder than you ever have in your life.
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>>30589503
Apologize while they run away.
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>>30589527
Ask someone if they know where you can get a job
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Knock on the nearest door and inform anyone who opens it that you are a convicted foal molester and cannot visit public places where young ponies will be present. Then tell them you're joking and laugh unconvincingly. Then hold them down and rape them in full view of a young filly who is both curious and terrified of what she sees>>30589558
.
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>>30589606
Go to the train station and buy a random ticket
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>>30589631
Be as polite as possible when asking.
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>>30589706
Go back to the castle and ask a royal guard
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>>30589744
Slap him.
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>>30589775
Go bonkers
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>>30589775
Rape him
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>>30589817
you eventually don't get knocked out and you rape him
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>>30589817
When you wake up you rape the nearest pony that you see
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>>30589817
Do you have steam mate? I would like to add you
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>>30589837
Sorry me friendo, ain't taking no one at the time. I appreciate the offer though.
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>>30589842
turns out the walls are too weak for you and you punch the wall, breaking free
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>>30589842
Scream that you have a bomb hidden in the castle
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>>30589847
Add me come on
This is my account
http://steamcommunity.com/id/SergeantCharlie
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>>30589847
If you want a nice long-writing long-term roleplayer i am always up for it, you seem like a cool guy to talk with btw
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>>30589879
Level up and put points into magic, then blast the doors open
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>>30589879
Shit on the wall
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>>30589881
I fucking hate captchas
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>>30589913
Sing "To hell and back" while you masturbate on the wall and shit on the floor
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>>30589913
Fucking miss spelling shit man. Fuging mc fuck me.
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>>30589921
Sing "To hell and back" while you masturbate on the wall and shit on the floor once you wake up
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>>30589926
Do you use a fucking bot?
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>>30589935
Yes, a bot to post exactly 31 seconds after OP replies, a foolproof plan.
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>>30589935
>>30589945
No i'm just quick
>>30589956
Shit on his face
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>>30589956
her*
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>>30589935
>>30589945
Lol i'm happy to be mistaken for a bot
I am just focusing on this thread
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>>30589956
But everyone around here is walking around with their privates out. That guard has a boner right now."
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>>30589956
Pull down your pants and shit on her face
make sure that she tastes it
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>>30589960
>>30589965
>>30589974
Alright, the next one will be it for the night, so make it count. I'll be back some time tomorrow.
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>>30590024
Rape her immediatly on spot
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>>30589956
Go suck your Princess' Celestial cock, you disgrace of an alicorn. Or suck mine, either works for me you flying dick rider.
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>>30590024
Welp, there goes any interest in this thread.
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>>30590024
>>30590027
Piss on her fucking face as you feel it coming*
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>>30590024
Thank you for this thread OP. Even if most shit is lmao rape and shit xdddssd
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>>30590027
I just realized i was in the cell behind the bars lol, so just piss on her face
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>>30590031
Hey, I am at the whim of the players. Besides, I could have gone full scat, so feel lucky that I play around to try and make the least disgusting shit happen, just remember that if I can't play with the words to make it not terrible, I WILL do what I'm told.
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>>30590046
Btw i am Sergeant charlie the one who said the scat shit
I am not a scat liker so i just meme it out
I can't write much since i have to be quick but if you want quality roleplaying feel free to add me, i promise you that you will like our roleplays if you add me
http://steamcommunity.com/id/SergeantCharlie/
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>>30590027
Alright, no more for the night. I'll be back tomorrow. Try and be less rapey by then.
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>>30590086
Alright good, even if i wanted to redo it and put it to be piss on her face
See you tomorrow the other fag
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rump
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>>30590086
In tears, this shit is fucking golden. Also bump.
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2:30 my friends. Be ready.
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>>30590086
It continues.
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>>30593067
Tell her it was just a prank
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>>30593089
Say that you have severe PTSD from serving in the military and that you killed hundreds of innocent civilians. You are emotionally scarred for life and you get flashbacks from being captured and raped.
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>>30593121
Go to sleep
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>>30593121
Examine the room further, see if you can improvise a shank out of anything.
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>>30593129
You damn fool, now how's Anon going to >rape?
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>>30593141
When he wakes up
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>>30593165
Pray to celestia
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>>30593243
For freedom and reason to not do some dumb shit anymore.
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>>30593257
Until you other wise deactivate it, passive effects will persist until death.
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>>30593319
Scream that you have acquired common sense and that you can go now
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>>30593340
Passive effects: Common Sense
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>>30593361
Wait until someone comes and explain to them
>>30593340
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>>30593361
Examine the room properly
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>>30593361
Passive effects: Common Sense
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>>30593420
do we have the tray? chip corner and grind on floor into pointy rough blade
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>>30593432
Passive effects: Common Sense
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>>30593468
Push the food back outside and go on a hunger strike, Twilight won't let us die
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>>30593468
Drink the milk and eat a tiny portion of the gruel. Tell whoever who gave you the hay to fuck off.
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>>30593476
Passive effects: Common Sense
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>>30589337
Since we've been living in the castle for a week, do we know anything about spike? Does Glim-Glam exist?
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>>30593508
Eat the food and make a hat out of the hay
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>>30593509
Um...we've kind of done a lot already me friendo, you may want to read up.
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>>30593526
I know, I've read the thread, was just curious as to what we actually know about who we could've encountered in the castle
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>>30593516
Passive effects: Common Sense
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>>30593565
Wear the hat, wear it with pride
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>>30593610
Check to see if Celestia accepted your prayer of freedom aswell as common sense, attempt to open the door
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>>30593610
Sing the My Little Pony theme quietly.
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>>30593625
Passive effects: Common Sense
Alright, real life wants me. Next one's the last one for now. Make it good.
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>>30593661
Tell Princess Celesta that you want to sing your national anthem to her.
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>>30593661
Close the door and wait until night time, that'll be the best time to sneak out
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>>30593661
Search for the exit and sneak out of the dungeon. Take a club or some other shit as a weapon.
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>>30593676
One job
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>>30593676
>>30593678
>>30593679
Passive effects: Common Sense
K, not sure when I'll be back, later mates.
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>>30593661
Become ajoy mutant.
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>>30593751
Please don't stop this is great
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>>30593751
Sing your anthem to Twilight instead.
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>>30593751
Thank Celestia for the gifts she has bestowed upon us, and then pray to Luna and ask that she bestow magical powers upon our super cool hat.
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Bump 2: Electric Boogaloo
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dont die on my watch
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This thread shall never die!
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>>30593751
In the night, sneak out of the castle with your comfy pillow, still with yout hat on
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performing CPR on thread
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Check my digits
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>>30598241
Impressive. Not single single duplicate number.
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CHECK 'EM
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>>30598948
Loving those singles!
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>>30593751
(You)
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>>30598948
No, check these
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>>30599877
Checked
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Will writefriend ever return?
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>>30600191
I don't think so Anon.
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>>30600756
God is dead, and we have killed him.We must sacrifice young Taiwanese boys until he is sated and returns to us.
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bump
pls don't die
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pls cum bak
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I really like how this is going. Having Anon unlock a Common Sense passive skill is sincerely genius.
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I LOVE YOU JEEESUS CHRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSST
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This thread is super ded
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>>30593755
What's a joy mutant?
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>>30604714
Is a thing from an obscure indie game.
Lisa: The Painful RPG
Its pretty good. The sequel is shit tho.
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Another one bumps the thread
Another one bumps the thread
And another one bumps
And another one bumps
Another one bumps the thread
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>>30593751
Kill Frodo
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>>30605204
This sounds good, if frodo still has the ring, then we can take it for ourselves.
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[B]UMP
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>>30597529
this one
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>>30597529
>With your hat still on.
Anon, we are never taking the hat off.
Partly because it's a super sexy hat, but mostly because writefriend is never coming back.
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>>30605708
Don't say that anon
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>>30605722
It'll be fine anon, if we keep bumping he'll come back eventually
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Bane?
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>>30606025
You are a big guy
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>>30606547
For Anon's prison cell.
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>>30606636
Was farting on Twilights face part of your plan?
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>>30607021
She merely adopted the stank. I was born in it.
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>>30593751
Maybe tomorrow you can ask politely for more hay to make more things? Maybe the guards will be compassionate towards you now that you're well-mannered
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Wondering if maybe someone should hijack.
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Mobile faging cus at work, will be doing some tonight, be ready.
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>>30608365
IS IT HAPPENING?
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>>30593751
attempt suicide
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>>30589855
My normal username is Nobody.
That's always been my profile picture.
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>>30608365
Just got home, let me get snuggled up and we're good to go. Let me warn ya now, seeing how late it is, I've only got until 2:00 tonight.
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>>30593751
Passive effects: Common Sense
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>>30609265
Passive effects: Common Sense
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>>30609269
Escape and seek better hats and a clean bathroom.
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>>30609269
hibernate for two days until she gets here
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>>30609274
>better hats
this
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>>30609274
Passive effects: Common Sense
Tempory effect: Bathroom troubles
Bathroom troubles will cause sudden dips in rational choice making until you've relieved yourself.
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>>30609311
Continue seeking hats/bathroom.
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>>30609338
Slowly open a and look whats inside
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>>30609343
A...what?
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>>30609343
A door I meant
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>>30609343
Passive effects: Common Sense
Tempory effect: Bathroom troubles
Alright, next ones the last for tonight. I know, this time was short, but I wanted to keep things flowing while I wait for a day to free up for me to focus on this.
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>>30609380
Pick another one
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>>30609397
Temporary effect: Bathroom EMERGENCY
Bathroom EMERGENCY makes you lose most of your common sense as your body cries for release.
k, later dudes.
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>>30609438
Godspeed anon
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>>30609438
Ger into the closet, close the door, shit in it, and then return to the cell
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Meme
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>>30610227
Fuck off
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>>30610333
Rude
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>>30610644
This is 4chan, what were you expecting?
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>>30610668
Love and tolerance
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>>30610672
You're not saying this unironically, are you?
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>>30610707
^: )
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>>30611102
:DDDD
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Bump for hats
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would you poni poni a poni?
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>>30613386
Depends.
Which Poni am I poni poniing?
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>>30613799
Anyponi you would like to poni poni
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>>30613807
Everyponi would poni poni a poni they want to poni poni
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>>30613900
Would you poni ponia filly?
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>>30613807
Then yes, I would definitely poni poni the Apple poni.
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>>30613933
EDIT: The Orange Apple Poni
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>>30613912
Only if other ponis thought it was ok to poni poni a filly, it's not worth getting kicked out from poni society and miss out on other chancesnto poni poni poni's
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>>30613386
i'd griffon gryphon a gryffon
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Wonder when OP's gonna be free.
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>>30615316
Next Monday actually. Also, having to mobile fag again.
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>>30615349
Is the Bump Limit high enough for that?
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>>30615416
I think it's 500, so yeah. Gonna be a boring fucking thread though.
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A wild bump appears!
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>>30616902
Bump used Bump! The only move it can use because it's a shit pokemon!
It's super effective!
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designated shitposting thread
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>>30617404
Thread used writefag blocker!
Thread now has the status effect: Dead!
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asd
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/sp/ BTFO
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Memed
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Blunp
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bumpity bumpity boo
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>>30618261
Bump used Bump!
It's super effective!
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Bamp
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MEMES
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