Rarity wants to give you a kiss. What do?

>>30588931
I don't take kisses from whores.

>>30589123
Your mother never kissed you?

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>>30589123
>He doesn't want a kiss from the sexiest, most beautiful pony in all of Equestria.
Go be gay somewhere else!

>>30589131
(You)

>>30588931
>unzip
>jerk in his face
> life is good

>>30588931
Snore, since I'm clearly asleep and dreaming.

>>30589168
>his

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This

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>>30589131
Savage AF

>>30589141
>Even closes legs like a whore

>rape

>>30588931
wake up

>>30589165
#rekt

>>30589254
You only said that to defend your whore waifu.

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>>30588931
Put the appropriate end of her sister in the way.

bend over

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>>30589131
I haven't seen someone blown out this hard since Anon's mom sucked off the football team.

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>>30589131

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>>30588931
>>30589141
I'd rather a Flutterkiss, thanks.

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>>30589131
Damn. I felt that burn from here through the AC. GG rarararararararafags

>>30589391
It wasn't a burn because my mother is actually a whore.
She just married my father for his money, she didn't love him.
I don't love her either obviously.
At least my father did right on not giving her right to a single cent.

>>30589131
OHSHIT

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>>30589405
Really? Do you mean she was golddigging your father or was she a literal whore?

>>30589123
>>30589131
Savage.
>>30589223
Also this.

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>>30589457
Gold digging, like Rarara. She lived n the ghetto of my country (her family is still all stuck there). I asked her if she loved my Father and she said she just looked for a man that could take care of her kids and wasn't all broke and a bad influence like those in her neighbour hood. She never said "because I loved him" at all. Such a dissapointment, but such is life. At least I am rich.

>>30588931

Redirect her into a hug, and say, "I don't feel that way about you, I'm so sorry."

>>30589131
No, but I've kissed yours.

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>>30589496
Nice counter burn

Politely deny, as I'd only take a kiss from my waifu.

>>30588931
There, there, m'lady

I will see you home safely
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3N5Glvj4HHc

>>30589131

Hello, 911?


Yes, Ive just witnessed a murder

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>>30589131

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>>30589131
do not zoom my words tyvm 2bh

>>30589275
Fuck off memefag.

>>30588931
>My, how very well deserved of me.

>>30590025
WHORE WHORE WHORE

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>>30590085
>WHORE WHORE WHORE

Wait, where have I seen that before?...

>DRUMPF DRUMPF DRUMPF

Spotted the triggered faggot

>>30589360
go away discord

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>>30588931
something like this

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>>30589165
>>30589275
>>30589330
>>30589496
>>30590085

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>>30588931
Most kissable pony.

>>30589131
worded zooms

>>30590085
You sound like a seal

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>>30590640

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>>30590640
no doubt about this.

>>30588931
Ask her to wash her teeth first, because I can smell diamond dog cum from here

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>>30589131

>>30589131
Gotta get in on this MEME TRAIN ECKS DEE

>Rarity is a whore
>NO UR MUM
>ECKS DEE SAVAGE AY EFF
Rararafags, everyone.

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>>30589487
>she just looked for a man that could take care of her kids and wasn't all broke and a bad influence
Anon that's most women and I don't mean that as a bad thing. Romantic love might have become popular last century but before that a womans first priority was food and shelter for herself and her children and secondly to love.

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>>30589131

o fuk

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>>30588931
I have never been kissed before.

>>30589496
So, Anon's mom ISN'T a whore?
That's more a complement than anything. Considering your mom rents out her pussy.

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>>30589131

>>30589496
>literally no u

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>>30589131

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>>30589131

>>30591495
How do you know what diamond dog cum smells like?

>>30590430
Whore

>>30593087
SHIT
You got me
I actually run the stall right next to hers in the mine's public toilets AKA gloryhole

>>30589131
Fucking roasted!

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>>30588931
>What do
Tie her down and let a real woman pleasure me as she's forced to watch

Rarara a whore.

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>>30589131
DAMN

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>>30588931

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>>30593503
>lipstick
YES

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>>30589131

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>>30593503
noice

>>30591643
wow what a cool guy

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>>30589131
>>30589123
GET >rapeD

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>>30589123
>>30589131
Get absolutely fucked. not by rarity though she wouldn't touch your faggot cock.

>>30589496
Nice.

>>30593087
>not sucking off diamond dogs
>>30593148
I am jealous.

>>30589131

Absolutely BTFO

>>30593549
Lipstick is fucking disgusting. Yeah, smear that oily gunk all over your lips.

>>30596118
We had this argument two months ago Anon
I don't give a fuck about it being oily gunk and horrible to remove
It's actually what's so hot about it

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>>30596139
>It's actually what's so hot about it

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>>30596151
Yes, a mare leaving her mark on you is hot Anon
Marking you, showing all the other mares that you're taken, showing the world that you're hers
You're just gay dude, gotta accept it

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>lipstick on ponies
kill yourself

>>30596173
The image is only half joking. Sunbutt is mai waifu, and if she sounds like Nicole Oliver when she talks, then to me she is beautiful even if she looks like a white horse wearing lipstick. Mind the horn, it's sharp.

>>30596173
Lmao you are a faggot and your fetish is shit

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>>30596193
>>30596237

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>>30596252
LOL NOU PLUS INFINITY X INFINITY TO THE NONILLION POTENCY XDDDD
suck my dick.

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>>30589131
holy shit

>>30596173
>ywn be marked by a mare

>>30589131
Dayum