Who's peeking out from under a stairway Calling a name that's

rape

>Dash will never invite you to her parents because you've been dating for a while now
>They're a bit anxious at their daughter dating an alien standing on two legs
>But they warm up to you soon enough

>Be right after dinner, her parents left the table to take care of the dishes and left you both at the table
>And you can't keep your eyes away from Windy
>"Hey! Stop gawking at my mom you perv!"
"What? I wasn't gawking at her--"
>"Yeah, right, and this-"
>She gropes the bulge forming on your crotch
>"Has nothing to do with how short is my mom's tail, huh?"
>You try to escape her gaze and find a way out but she can read you like a book
"O-okay, maybe I find your mom kinda hot."
>She grins, and you stifle a groan when you feel her hoof press down on your jewels
>You turn your head to make sure that they're not seeing their little girl doing things to you
>"I can't believe it, your marefriend is sitting next to you and you pop a stiffie by looking at her mom!"
"It's not my fault you guys' genitals are always on display like that and shit! They made you devils so much stronger than a man!"
>She snorts at your antics
"And come on, look at her, your mom's fucking hot! I'm so fucking happy to see that my mare will still look like that in so many years,"
>You smirk when you see the red on her cheeks
>Good start
"I mean, damn, I'd just have to look at you and I'd grow all hard and ready to plow you,"
>That spark in her eyes
"I'd simply lift your tail out of the way to get a good look, and I'd get on my knees and eat you out to make sure you're all ready for me, and then I'd pin you against the bed and put another foal into you--Mmph?!"
>Her lips would shut you up
>And you can't stifle this groan with how hard she squeezes you down there
>"WOOOHOOOO! Best kisser in all of equestria!"
>"Ohhh-oh--oh! And how's her blowjobs? I bet they're the BEST in the world, right?! I'm sure she takes after her mom!"
>"Oh dear! Not in front of her coltfriend!"

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>>30583589

Swindy Swizzlers

>>30584336
yes

https://youtu.be/RsY8l0Jg3lY

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Windy is for sexual.

>>30584396
>He did one for windy
M U H D I C K
Fuck, I thought he jumped off the ride

>>30584336
This was great, thanks

>>30584396
This guy's stuff is hilarious.

>>30584642
They were 50 years early but they were accurate.

>>30584588
Swindy Swizzlesticks

>>30584336
>"Mom! Dad!"
>"What?"
>"Could you not?!"
>"Oh come on sunshine, we're all adults here, you don't have anything to be ashamed of,"
>"Your dad is right, it's totally normal for young couples to do these kind of things, hay, when we were your age, your dad would go buy those stamina potions and make me suck on his pole all week-end long--"
>"Ugh! I don't wanna hear this!"
>You can't help but grin like a faggot
>You don't think you've ever seen Dash so embarrassed before, not even the night she finally asked you out
>Even though she just finished sucking your dick from under the table in front of all her friends at that 'whatever' party
>Well, everyone was kinda smashed so that could be part of why it happened so fast
>And here she is, redder than ever about her mom and dad sharing their experiences
>"Oh, and you remember that time you mounted me at the sun festival, and the princess walked by!"
>"How could I forget! It was the first time you let me put something in your ass!"
>"And it was so hot when you started eating that carrot~,"
>"What the fuck?! Eww! I think I'm going to be sick,"
>"Ohhh, that reminds me the day we caught her masturbating with that cucumber!"
>"Awww, she was so cute! Oh! Let me grab the album with the pictures I took--"
>"NO!"
>"No? Why? I'm sure Anon would love to see--"
>"No! No he doesn't!"
>She turns to you, the rage boiling inside her eyes nearly enough to make you quake in your boots
>Nearly enough
"Yeah, you got me curious, I'd love to see where she put that cucumb-OUCH!"

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>>30585749
>anon being insufferable is so funny and relatable
where did this meme come from?

>>30587955
>I don't understand why people think it's funny but assume I do

It's funny because he's a perfect representation of /mlp/'s general psyche and a personification of popular opinions. It's essentially self-depreciating humor.

>>30583589

I want to hold Windy Whistles' hoof.

>>30587955
Better question would be where do you come from

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>>30588014
I want Windy Whistles' hoof.

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>>30583589
I'd let her give me a windy.

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>>30584336
>They made you devils so much stronger than a man!

>>30584396
>you said you wouldn't!
>I lied.
Fucking kek

>>30588014
I want to hoof Windy's whistle

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>>30589599

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>>30587955

You mean how Anon originally acted since forever?

He started out as a meme tossing douchebag.

>>30589612

I like the Flutterbutter one more.

Waiting for Shoutingisfun to turn out one for AJ's parents since we have their character now.

>>30589515
There needs to be a nsfw version of this.

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>>30588003
>>30590992
>cringe humor is funny
o-ok...

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>>30591761
>it's a 'weeb thinks his opinion matters' episode
>i-it's just cringey guise, stop

>>30587929
>Windy offers to let you fuck her.
>But only if Hot Hoof fucks you.

Would you do it?

>>30592393
I don't see the downside here

>>30592393
Nah, I don't want to bang windy
I wouldn't mind them watching me plow their daughters tho, then starting to fuck while dash squirms inside of my arms when she finds out they're looking at us
And then beg me to stop, to not show them that as she screams in ecstasy and her pussy spasm around my cock when she feels my cum pouring inside of her little womb

>>30593355
I want to be the filling of a Rainbow sandwich.

>>30593888
One order of this with extra green, please!

>>30594704
Gimme some time, just got home from Dunkirk.

>>30595486
Was it good?

>>30595638
Holy shit I loved it.

But if you're on any sort of heart medication or otherwise can't take stress, do not see it.

I'll always go see movies where Tom Hardy's mouth is covered. It lets me focus on his beautiful eyes.

>>30587929
>You groan as you hilt
>And she tries to stifle a moan
>She's having a hard time to do so, with a couple of your fingers inside of her mouth
>You're not sure when you started to do that
>A long time ago
>Maybe even from the start
>But she always tries to act tough, even when you hit her deepest barrier
>She always tries to maintain her composure, to show she's made of something that not even your dick can break
>But you found out that pushing some fingers inside of her mouth as you plow her just makes it too hard for her to keep it in
>Maybe it's your taste that she enjoys
>Maybe it's because she can't grind her teeth to help her keep it in
>Maybe it's because your fingers remind her of your dick and she thinks of blowing you as you pump her as hard as you can
>You tried to ask her before, but she always ends up all flustered and don't ever answer you
>Either way, you don't care, because you love it as much as she does
>Her moans, her cries, the feeling of her tongue rolling around your fingers, the sight of her drool that she can't wipe and can't keep it in
>You're making a mess of her, and you love that
>Your strong, beautiful Rainbow Dash, reduced to a puddle of orgasmic bliss, saliva and love juices
>You've been at it for a while, maybe an hour
>If you count the blowjob she gave you as an apology for hitting you so hard
>And the cleanup blowjob right after it
>Shit
>You love her so much
>You tug on her tail to try and somehow push more of you inside of her, and a sharp cry escapes her lips
>Followed by another helping of her juices, her winking pearl coming out of its shell to kiss your balls
>You lean down, take hold of her head to keep it lifted and your lips find her neck
>You can taste her sweat, maybe even some of her drool
>Then you bite
>Her pearl winks again, and she moans
>She's so loud
>You pull out of her, slowly
"Didn't you say we needed to be quiet?"

>>30596106
>Her eyes go wide at that, and her face turns to meet your gaze, spitting your fingers as she does so
>And right before she starts blaming you, or your dick, or whatever else, you ram it back in
>Her mouth opens up, the words dying in her throat even as her lips form the words, but she still frowns
>And you grin
>You build your rhythm back as you lean back down and start nibbling at her neck, then her shoulder blades, then the base of her wings
>She doesn't make a sound anymore, even as you slide your hand down and over her teats, even as you give her nub a pinch
>She bucks, and you feel more of her love dripping down your fingers, but she doesn't moan, or groan, or grunt
>You do it for her tho
>You're getting close
>And you want to hear her voice for what you have planned
>So you bring your hand back up to her muzzle, paying great care to grope and caress her in all the good places you know she loves but will never admit it
"Come on, open up Dashie,"
>She shakes her head, knowing what you have in mind
>You try to break through her sealed lips but all you end up doing is smear her essence everywhere
"I want to hear you moan when I finish,"
>You try to sound genuine but it comes out as an animalistic pant
>You kiss her neck again, before you bring your lips next to her ear
>It twitches when it feels your breath against it
"Don't you want your mom and dad to hear you sing for me when I put a foal in you?"
>Her eyes open wide again and her eyes find yours
>And her back legs quiver from another orgasm your words gave her
>Another sound, this one slightly louder than the others before can be heard from behind you, but you don't pay it attention, not yet
>She would've heard it if her mind wasn't still busy trying to process what you just told her, the afterglow of her last release making things far more complicated than they ought to be

>>30595486
>Gimme some time, just got home from Dunkirk.
I knew they took their sweet time evacuating you but Jesus Christ, anon.

>>30596365
>It takes her a couple seconds to recover
>And you slow your hips down to help her do so, you want her to have a clear mind for this
>For now, at least
>"A-a foal? You mean, a baby?!"
>You blink
>And you somehow keep the chuckle in
"Yeah, a baby, our baby, you know, like adults but smaller, can't talk, shit everywhere, love to put things in their mouths,"
>Her frown comes back
>"I-I know what a baby is! It's just... I thought we couldn't, you know?"
"Well, Twilight may have found a potion that could make it happen, and I may have taken it right before dinner,"
>You study her expression, her frown disappearing to leave place to confusion, then happiness, then worry
>Then hope
>"S-sooo... if you... inside...?"
>You actually weren't sure about what was going to be her reaction
>And you weren't expecting that
>You thought that she'd get all flustered, or maybe she'd take it as a joke, or even maybe she'd get angry
>But... eagerness?
>You nod, keeping your eyes on hers
>Before hers fall down, and then glance to the side and towards her flank, where your hips connect with her
>"Tha-that means I'll be grounded for weeks, maybe even months you know."
>You don't find anger, or even annoyance in that sentence
>"And I'll get all moody and pissy, and I'll ask you to go to the store to buy disgusting shit in the middle of the night, and I'll feel fat and you'll have to tell me I'm not! And--"
>She's okay with it
>She wants your kid--foal, whatever
>Knowing this fact makes you lose control of your hips, and you thrust
>And she gasps, a drawn out sigh escaping her throat as you pull out of her, until just your tip stays in
>That was enough of an answer for her, and she nods, tears forming in her eyes and a goofy grin creeping its way up her lips
>You feel guilty, but you're way too aroused to care
>Your mare wants you, right here, right now
>And so you start pumping

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>>30596681
>mfw I just wanted to make a quick lewd comedy but got caught up writing more and more and now it's fluffy impregnation bullshit
I'm sorry if anyone's reading this concentrated autism
I'm not finished tho

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>>30596705
not autistic enough to turn my dick off

>>30596705
> I just wanted to make a quick lewd comedy but got caught up writing more and more
Been there before, anon. Have at it

>>30596705
I did that recently. I did the sex first and the rest was about their kid.

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>>30596748
This is why crossplay should only be done by the most feminine of traps.

>>30596705
I love it you majestic fuckhead

>>30596681
>But that won't do
>You want to see her eyes when you fill her up
>You want to see her when she understands that you're getting her pregnant
>That she's going to become a mother
>You might never see the expression that will appear on her face ever again, you can't miss that
>So you slip your hands down and around her, and you topple her off on her side, and a small, surprised eep escapes her lips
>Her face meet yours, and realization instantly dawns on her
>"N-no! Don't--Mph~!"
>You don't give her the time to react, you pull her back legs apart and you collapse against her
>She generally puts up a fight whenever you try that, but that session must've exhausted her
>She always hated missionary
>She says that it's because it's weird and it's not 'the pony way', but you know that's not why she hates it
>It's because you can see her from there
>All of her
>And worse than that, you can kiss her, just the way you're kissing her right now
>And you can hug her, your arms wrapping themselves up and around her, able to reach each and every sensible spots she possess
>Her neck, her shoulders, the small of her back and her dock, the base of her wings as well as their entire lengths
>But more importantly her front, her chest, her teats, her thighs and finally, the frog of her hooves
>Of her oh so sensitive hooves
>She moans around your tongue when she feels your fingers rubbing and kneading them
>You pin her hooves down, above and on each sides of her head
>Showing her that you're stronger than her
>That you could do absolutely anything you want to her and all she could do is beg and squeal for mercy
>She loves that part, you can feel it inside of her
>Of how her walls clench around you
>And of how her heartbeat skyrockets even more against your own
>But you can't take much more, so you part your lips from hers
>You both take a huge gasp of air when you do so
>You don't need to tell her why you stopped the kiss, she knows what it means
>And you groan as you pump away

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Dashie's mom has got it goin' on,
She's all that I want,
And I waited for so long,
Dashie, can't you see?
You're just not the mare for me!
I know it might be wrong,
But I'm in love with Dashie's mom!

>>30596818
if he had more of a boy face rather than man face i'd agree

>>30596903
>You don't remember ever feeling so full before
>So ready to burst
>You feel her breath quicken and her walls constrict around you
>Then her back legs quake for a second, before she tries to close them but to no avail
>All it does is pull you in even harder against her
>And that's all it takes for you to explode
>You hilt as you do so, her gushing pussy giving one last meaty, wet slap as you do so
>Your balls pull up in your sack and you groan at each spurts
>Your fingers dig even deeper inside her hooves, and more sounds escape her lips
>You're not even sure if they're supposed to be moans, groans or gasps anymore, but it doesn't resemble English anyway
>You give her everything you have, salvos after salvos hitting her womb's entrance
>Her willing baby factory, ready to welcome your life essence and to fulfill its purpose, to give life
>You stay on top of her for what feels like hours, waiting for your shaft to stop throbbing
>And it finally comes to an end
>You nuzzle her neck, rubbing your nose all the way up her jaw and you pull up to admire the results of your hard work
>Heheh, hard
>But your goofy grin drops when you see her tears flowing down the sides of her face
>Oh shit
"Dash? Are you okay?"
>You can't read her expression, and you feel your heart drop when she doesn't respond for a few seconds
>And relief comes when her smile reappears
>"Just kiss me, dumbass!"
>You comply
>It's not a hungry kiss, not one that says 'I want to fuck you'
>It's a mushy one, a sappy one, the kiss that says 'I love you'
>You don't get a lot of those, she 'hates them'
>You don't mind, that means you get to love them even more whenever they do happen
>Your lips part, and you lose yourself in her eyes
>They scream how happy she is right now, and it's all thanks to you
>And she'll never know how happy this makes you feel too
>"I'm going to be a mom."
>Another tear flow down and her smile becomes that same goofy grin she had earlier

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>>30597005
Fantastic. Hope you're planning to continue past childbirth

>>30597098
I'm writing the epilogue right now (max 2posts) and I hope it'll be comedy gold
And I guess this is going to become my prequel to https://pastebin.com/sXQsgZi7 (But I wrote that a long time ago and I started its rework (because it's really short and I want to expand on it) so don't pay it too much attention)
But I'm not sure of what you mean/want...? You mean, pregnancy SoL or something like that?
Because like I said, it was just going to be a short lewd comedy, then I thought of more comedy but I needed to add more lewd, then I got to the lewd part and I wanted to add fluff and before I knew it I wrote all that shit so....
I have absolutely NO idea what will happen next

>>30597098
>>30597131
>past childbirth
Oh, I'm retarded
Well, there you go, 'flightcamp is shit' will be the sequel, but I really wanna expand on it, so I guess 'yes' is the answer, but I have no idea when, as you can see I have a dozen greens that I need to finish before I get to that
It'll all depend on my muse

Okay, nevermind can't finish it today, here's the bin https://pastebin.com/5khWSYbh
I'll try to finish it first thing in the morning so I believe the thread will still be up but if it's not, well... I have no idea where I'll post it, the rainbow dash thread I guess

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>>30584396
fucking kek i love this artist

>>30583589
Call me a faggot but I would unironically NOT fuck Windy Whistles. She's too pure for that. I just want her to be my mother

>>30598117
Understandable. I disagree, but understandable.

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Impregnate the dash

>>30599162
How would you feel about taking away her wonderbolt dreams?

>>30599357
Eh, I'll write that drama as a sequel
But she'll be okay with it
She's already a wonderbolt, all it'll do is keep her away from it for a few months
And... there's a million things I'd add but i'm not going to spoil shit, if I ever write it that is

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>>30599162
Nah, her mom's hotter, squid.

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>>30583589
> Your eyes are locked upon the rump of Windy.
> Freezed on its roundness, its softness
> Contemplating and appreciating it both psychologically and physiologically
> But you tell yourself:
"I don't need it"
> Yet you are unable to gaze away
> The aesthetic beauty before you pulls you in, it traps your consciousness in its infinity
> You imagine a spiral originating from her marehood
> It extends outward and encompasses all of the universe and all of the meaning
"I don't need it"
> Your instincts contradict you
> Your palms are sweaty
> Your knees are heavy
> Your meatballs are full of spaghettis
"I definitely do NOT need it"
> But now nothing else doesn't matter
> All sense perception that encompasses something else that the plot gets numb
> Rainbow's angry look and Windy's embarrassed expression are wiped off your memory
> Now all that's left are voices
> Demonic voices from higher planes of existence that encourage you to do it
"I do not need it"

...

> "Anon if you keep being a pervert around my mom i'll swear I'll-"
> But she is interrupted by you breaking out of your trance, putting your fists up into the air and screaming
"I NEEEEEED IT"
> Faster than the speed of a locomotive you head towards the eternal beauty
> Before she can gasp in horror, you grab Windy and thrust her towards your cock
> At the touch of such sacredness it grows three times too large
> You begin humping it so fast that you create sonic rainbooms with your dick
> Finally you reach your climax and you cum so much that all of Equestria drowns
> As you descend in hell you do not regret a thing

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>>30599413
>at the touch of such sacredness it grows three times too large
OH NO, MR GRINCH

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>>30599413
Made me think of SpongeBob doing all of that, which reminds me...

>>30599413
Good one anon

How many Wonderbolts do you think railed her?

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A CUTE

>>30583589
>rape

>>30602102
E T U C A

>Windy will never use her really cool goggles to lure you into her shower.

Why live?

>>30583589
She got her cutie mark when she found out she could whistle "O Fortuna" with her pussy

Bum

>>30604196
P

>>30604196
>>30604875
why

>>30604915
any number of reasons, really, could be the boards resident underage /b/tards, but it's most likely some dedicated autist whose trying to bump some other thread off the board

>>30584007

>>30604196
>>30604875
>>30606498
hahah, you did it, reddit

>>30602102
I'm making a lewd version at this very moment

>>30607092
How lewd?

>>30607092
And how big?

>>30607743
Very
>>30608334
And 26" tall, first one I'm making that size for myself

>>30589686

Kekked.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-NP-RsRGzVo

>>30608491
If you're not a part or aware of the merch thread, be sure to post her there when done!

>>30563991