Wake up and see this Wat do

>>30578610
Hug

>>30578610
Renovate the room.
I mean, What The Fuck is in that background?

wake up again

>>30578610
Take off this sticker of Fluttershy out of my face

Sigh and tell her that's not my fetish.

>>30578610
Wonder why I fell asleep under the laundry rack.

>>30578610
what a nice pony

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>>30578610
Wow, did I suddenly become Discord?

>>30578651
kek

>>30578753
i can sense a good greentext behind this

>>30578610
shove plush off bed, get up, clean room, look for better job, cook, do chores, browse /mlp/, attempt to get drunk before work but feel to guilty to do it, eat, go to work,..., get home relax, call student loans finally, they say I'm forgiven, oh wait I'm dreaming this is a dream, I fell asleep in front of the computer again, the next day: call actual student loans, they say I owe such and such, I say I'm poor, they say they can defer but I know that's just digging the hole deeper, I offer 50 a month, they say a hundred, I say I can't do it, they do 70.

>>30578610
Wonder whose house I'm in.

>>30578753
>>>30578753
>chris! do your damn laundry!
>Your not the boss a me ma!
>If you wanna live like sht then go ahead, but not in my house!
>Alright ma'
>I don't care if you're there all night.
>(jesus Christ, fine.)

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>>30578610
Damn it. If I have to go another whole day with a pony on my head I'm gonna have to start wearing a hat when I sleep.

>>30578820
then sex happened somehow

>>30579023
yes.

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I see it every morning

Also hug

>>30579092
that's great, lucky faggot

>>30578787
Strange enough there isn't any green where you are Discord. Just imagine the possibilities. You are finally a character who can do anything and has established bonds with mane6 so you don't need to resolve to make an Anon into a mary sue.

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>>30578610
>D-d-Discord?

>rape

>>30579566
Yeah, grrrr, ebil anon chad thundercock just sexing all teh mares :^((

>>30578610

Step one: Panic.

Step two: calm down

Step three: Ask how I can help her get home to Equestria

Step four: Introduce her to my dog while I work out how to get her home.

>>30579622
Meh. Twilight is more beautiful btw.

>>30579736

Admittedly, I'd do the same for Twilight but I'd show her a book instead of my dog. Anything to slow her down.

>>30578610
>boop the pone

>>30579622
>Step four: Introduce her to my dog
what a cuck