>twifags that don't extensively read actual books >flutterfags

>>30573760
Does reading copious amounts of pony smut count?

>Lunafags don't control the moon and enter the fucking dream realm to help ease the minds of others

yah it's a BIT FUCKING HARD anon

>>30573760
But I do have a bunch of books. Sadly I don't read them as often as I'd like because of constant distractions at school and work and FUCKING 4chan.

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>>30573760
Curiously people aren't into the exact same thing than their significant others.
Do you think you have to be a clone of someone to get a gf?

>>30573760
I'm doing everything except appleshit, what do I win?

>>30573831
Nah not at all but a common interest helps a lot

>>30573760
Opposites attract you retard.

>>30573760
>OPs that don't actually suck dicks
Wait a minute, those don't exist

>>30573760

you can be attracted to people that are different than you

I mean most of those make sense, but the pinkie one seems a bit silly

I mean if you're a really depressed low energy person it'd be pretty nice to have someone like her in your life to try to pull you out

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I need Ponk in my life cause I'm depressive as fuck and nobody wants to be around me, I want someone who makes me feel loved and has that positivity that I can leech off of because I'm a horrible person

>>30573760
>love animals
>read more in a week than most people probably do in their lives
>enjoy making others laugh
>watch virtual divegrass
>voted red

>dress casually all the time
>is a rarifag
Opposites attract?
I failed you, marshmallow horse.

>>30573896
>>30573904
>I want Pinkie in my life to heal my depression
This is the kind of awful line of thinking that ruins a happy person's life. For the first three to six months, Ponk would make you feel better, but then the chemical high of love would wear off, and pretty soon you'd be blaming Ponk for not devoting her every waking fiber to fixing you. And the worst part is, like most good lovers, she would TRY.

>>30573966

nice projection

>>30573973
>I am sad and miserable and want somebody happy so I can have their energy
How is this different from
>I want to have a baby so I have someone to love and therefore feel purpose
Or any other mentally ill kind of thing?

It's not projection. You can't turn to other people to fix yourself. They cannot control you. They cannot fix you. Life has ups and downs but you can't just hook up with a happy person to make yourself happy if you're naturally always sad.

>>30573986

but having a child is pretty much the objective purpose of your existence

>>30573760
>Actually thinking Twilight's defining character trait was that she read books.

Faggots like you are the reason she has turned from a snarky cunt into a boring goodie-two-shoes.

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>>30573760
Does it count if I hardly go outside but like nature documentaries?

>>30574092
Nope that just makes you gay

>>30573833
The gas chamber

>>30573804
>yah it's a BIT FUCKING HARD anon
if you're a lil bitch, maybe.

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>>30574127
>

>>30573992
It aint like fulfilling it brings any kind of perpetual joy to one's life.

>>30574185
Lol fag

>>30573888
I think it's cute that you actually believe this

>>30573760
Pinkie likes everyone regardless of what their energy levels are. So long as I make an effort for her, I think she'd understand.

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>>30573760

>tfw I'm a Celestia fag but I'm only minorly involved in politics, I'm bound by responsibility so tightly that I want to scream, and I only have some very small skills at accounting.

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>>30573760
>Was always into fashion and style long before pony
>Started watching FiM mid 2011
>Instantly became a Rarifag while watching Suited for Success
>Ever since then Rarity has been one and only waifu
>Think of her and what her opinion would be every time I get dressed

I'm good OP.

>>30573804
>when you haven't asked your guardian angel for permission to astral project while high
AMETUER

>>30574734
Fedoras and trench coats are not fashion and style, anon

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>applefags that aren't republicans
I don't really follow politics, but I guess I'd be a right-leaning libertarian.

Should have gone with something like
>applefags that have never worked a day in their lives
or
>applefags that don't care about family

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>>30573760
>Implying I don't have onset Type 2 Diabeetus, eating nothing but candy/junk food and act like a total sperg like Ponk

Ha t-totally showed y-you!

>>30574532
It is correct.

>>30574734
>>30574831
well now i'm curious
post your style faggot

>>30574734
You are not.

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>>30573760
Would Bugfags be facists?

>>30573760
>applefags that aren't republican

Equestria doesn't have political parties.

>>30574885
>Changelings
Trying new things? Being a slut?

>>30574892
Sure it does.

You're either pro Divine Royal Diarchy or a heretic.

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>>30574734

>>30574901
nah

>>30574901
I worship the chaos gods, so I'm in the latter.

>>30574910
Found the heretic. Looks like somebody is going for a little Lunar (or solar) vacation.

>>30573760
>"everybody in the world must adhere to my stereotyped headcanons" the thread.

>>30574916
>Looks like somebody is going for a little Lunar (or solar) vacation.
Pssst, anon! They're not real

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>Sunsetfags don't help troubled individuals chose better paths in life

>>30573804
>not being able to shitpost inside the dreams of others through the power of your weaponized autism
Nigga are you even trying?

>>30575026
>Sunsetfags don't like human girls

>>30575026
As a classic sunsetarian, I do my duty to my waifu by bullying others.

Also your mom is fat.

>>30573804
>Lunafags aren't angsty night-owls with an inferiority complex

>>30575041
As a classic Applefag I approve your loyalty to the trope.

Also, uh...turn Murrka big once more?

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>>30575041
>Following Old Shim's example

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>Daybreaker fags allow non sun praising heretics to live

>>30573760
You don't waifu someone because they're a copy of yourself. You waifu them because they represent an ideal. Ponkfags tend to look to pinkie as a source of inspiration. They find her attitude and outlook on life attractive. perhaps, or they find those traits attractive in a partner. That's why you waifu someone. Also, one trait does not a waifu make.

You're confusing a waifu with a wife.

>>30575049
>big once more
Amerifats are plenty big already

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>>30573831

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>>30573760
>glimmerfags aren't psychopa-

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>>30574734

>>30574901
I like to imagine that you could easily slander somepony by implying they don't support the royal diarchy. Even if they're found to be innocent, the fact that they were ever accused still damages their reputation. Like communism in the 50s.

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>>30575047
I'm an angsty night owl with a superiority complex. Close enough.

>>30575026
My friends often times come to me for advice actually. I'm that one friend that gives the best relationship advice even though I've never had a long term gf

>>30573760
Twilight and I are very alike. I'm sure that's the reason I fell in love with her.

I love her so much!!!

>>30573760
Opposites attract.

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>>30573760
She's not afraid to be who she is, she loves people, she's young and she's already found her purpose in life. She's happy. She embodies things I wish I had more of in myself.

>>30573760
Twilight and I are very alike. I'm sure that's the reason I fell in love with her.

I love you Twilight!!!

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>>30575324
This is beautiful anon

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>>30575221
That sounds like you're literally a cuck. Assisting others in fucking women you wish you could be fucking.

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>>30573760
Libraries are wonderful places, full of the secret thoughts and hearts of thousands of authors, all there, whispering to you, waiting for your perusal. Something about libraries I find infinitely calming. Hell, people even have to be quiet in them. I'm sure she and I could find something there to bond over. Books are fucking great.

>>30575405
This seems to be the thoughts of a schizophrenic. When you walk into the library and hear a torrent of unintelligible whispers stemming from every direction. You realize the closer you get to books the louder the voice is and the more individual words you can pick out of the scrambled stream. Getting closer and closer to a shelf of your choosing, until you're an arm's length away from a shelf. Reaching out, you grab a book of your choosing and slowly slide it out of its home between the others. That's when the screaming starts.

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Rarifag.

Riding makes it so I can't really accessorize.

Its either giant padded jacket, and big ol' booties. kek

>>30575405
>waiting for your arousal
>Hell, people even have sex in them. I'm sure she and I could find something there to bend over
This is how I read that entire part.

Not sure if tired or just repressed. Probably both.

>>30573760
>diagnosed asperger
>lack of emotionality
>lack an awareness of other people’s feelings and struggle to empathize.
>don't feel need to have friends
>mfw Ponk is my fav

I can't explain this, I tried to analyze it, which made me even more miserable because I couldn't figure it out. It's like in The Cutie Mark Chronicles, in the moment when I watch this show I - it's so fucking retarded - feel. And when ita over, I turn back into an empty husk.

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>>30573831
>>30575154
Be srs.
Would the female you would go out with you?

>>30575207
Or rape today.
Or pedophilia today
Or homosexuality today and long into the past

I am noticing a sexual pattern here.

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>>30574831
Sez you. Nothing personal kid.

>>30574876
Just clean, casual to formal prep style. The ONLY reason I can get away with it is because I'm a skinny fag. But I'm working on getting /fit/

>>30574883
>You are not.
Anon, I spend my free time on 4chan and I'm in love with a goddamn cartoon pony intended for little girls. Of course I'm not.

>>30574908
As a /fa/ggot, I'm ok with this.

>>30575188
120 pounds, anon.

>>30575442
Make those booties edible and you'll be on your way.

>>30575492
I agree. Communism is pretty sexy despite its faults.

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>>30575494
>But I'm working on getting /fit/
get your barbell and do this shit faggot it worked for me

also eat your oatz

>>30575593
>tfw tryna get /fit/ as well
For the past almost three months, I've just been doing a semi-bastardized 5x5 type of workout. It's given me decent results so far and I can lift much more than when I started. Eventually I'll go back to what I used to do when I lifted before and start doing focused workouts again, dedicating a day to each muscle group.

Barbell is everything man. I love that damn bar.

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>>30575593
Thanks, anon, I'll try it out.

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>>30575438
Between my schizoid ass and her neurotic one, surely we'll get along swimmingly.

>books never whisper to you to read them
oh you sad sorry sap

>>30575521
I want to cum inside Enver Hoxha.

>>30573760
>applefags that aren't republicans
You don't have to be republican to be a decent person
sure it's a lot fucking harder but still

>>30575489
i have very low standards, it stands to reason so would she. therefore yes

>>30574184
got him

>>30575521
IWTCITCCCP
Lenin waifu
Uncle Joe?
Shit, you could have an entire general over Communism like this, but instead of Aryanne, Veronika.
That'll never happen though, this board is so right leaning I'm surprised it hasn't fallen over.

>>30575383
What if he doesn't want to fug women? What if he wants to fug the poner?

What do I need to do to please Trixie?

>>30577189
be an egotistic cunt to others

>>30574862
>don't have a favorite
>act like a regular person
What now fidgets?

>>30575593
I'm guessing your pic was written in a Ruby IDE?

>>30573760
>low amounts of energy
I really can't do much about that, asshole.
>sour demeanor
Not really.

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>>30573760
>Piperfags that can't articulate an article

>>30573760
>Colgate is my waifu
>I have the most yellow shitty teeth because my country serves really bad tap water
Well, hope things will change when I go to Equestria.

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>>30573760
I'm a dashfag and I enjoy playing sports and am somewhat fit.

>dropped 25 pounds in a month for dash
i'm working on it, alright

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>applefags that aren't republicans
>implying appul wouldn't see past kosher conservatism

She would support the real workers party tbqh desu fampai

>>30577581
Applehorse would not support anyone because she has no right to speak, the only reason unocorns keep earth ponies alive is because they are literally slaves.

>>30577603
Yes, because two slaves would have the honor of securing equestrias safetylet alone be friends with the royal princess

Either way applehoers gets to speak, whether you like it - or not

>>30573760
I'm a slow reader, so I can only read about 1 book a month. It's usually a textbook.

http://www.math.mcgill.ca/barr/papers/gk.pdf

>>30577581
>implying she would give her farm to Flim and Flam just because they can make better use of it for the public good

>>30575026
That's like 50% of what I do at work and 90% of what I do outside of work.

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>>30573760
>zecora fag
>I must be a nigger
I don't get it
zecora a qt, why should I be black?

>>30575047
>Not angsty teenager
>Is nightowl
>Has superiority issues

Meh, i give myself a pass.

>>30574865
WRONG

>>30574855
this

>>30575494
>casual.jpg
you sure are

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>>30573992
children, it est genetic reproduction is just a consolation prize for shitters too bad at life's true purpose, memetic reproduction of your beliefs und opinions and extinguishing Memes of others which are at odds with Memes of your own

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>>30577073
>this board is so right leaning I'm surprised it hasn't fallen over
That's because Republicans are the party of /mlp/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AYHFyY0sRh0

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>>30573760
>Flutterfags that want to become cuckolds

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>>30573760
Flutterfag who has a garden and a few pets reporting in

Ok I'll bite.

What the fuck is "republicans".

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>>30578166

>>30578174
Every time it work enough salt for some cuck to reply. Thank you for contribution to this meme.

>>30578185
no. you just so desperately whore for replies that i just can't pass by

>>30578231
t. cuckold

>>30578244
>>30578174

>>30578257
>>30578231
>>30578174
>replying to attention whore

>>30578277
i know, i know. but look how sad he is. if i won't give him a (you) then what's left in his life?

>>30577317
Idk you seem pretty sour

>>30575026
>am sunsetfag
>was a bully in middle/high school
>overachiever who failed to live up to expectations
>had change of heart due to power of friendship and also pone

Am I worthy?

>>30575217
this

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>>30577073
shut the ufcku up GCOMMIE

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>>30577073
You don't need to agree with an ideology to talk about how sexy it is. I certainly wouldn't like communism to be instated in my country, but I'll sure as hell masturbate to the thought of it.

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>>30578620

>>30577844
You don't need to be black, just a poet. If you were black, that'd be called a rapper.

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>tfw sunfag
haha, that one """episode""" she got was cool

thanks, hasbro, can we have another sunbutt episode in another 7 years?

>>30573760
>ponkfags that have low amounts of energy and generally have a sour demeanor
As a ponkfag i m deepely offended, D E L E T!

>>30573955
>watch virtual divegrass
I don't think that counts anon
however
now that the Summer Cup is in a week, who are you rooting for?

>>30578173
The only truly American political party.

>>30579218
Maybe you shouldn't have waifu'd a background character?

>>30579202
W-what about us derpfags?

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>>30577282
a hwhat now?

>>30579245
You gotta insert a muffin into your anus once a day or else she'll never love you.

>>30577282
>>30579247
>>>/g/
Also needs more Cobol

>>30579252
>Tfw havent ever had a muffin in my life
Looks like i m already out...

What do you expect with this many degenerates in one place?

>>30579281
Gas chambers.