Your waifu is on the toilet and she sees this. How fucked is she?
>>30571810
*teleports behind u*
"heh, nothing personal, dwarf"
*impales on horn*
>>30571817
Horn isn't sharp though
>>30571810
>fucked
well having a tv in the bathroom is definitely weird, but I wouldn't go that far
>>30571810
>Oooh, are we having a crossbow party? I knew this one I keep behind the toilet would come in handy!
>>30571810
She would put her only talent to use and get fucked in a different way
>>30571810
>assailant walks off because he mistakes apple horse as part of the background
Finally, the meme about being an obscure background character pays off.
>>30571810
>"Now sweetie."
>"Lets put down the dangerous weaponry and talk for a minute."
>"I know it must have been very scary being in the dungeons all night long but that's still no excuse for not knocking when somepony is in the laventory."
>"I know you must feel so betrayed right now but I need you to trust me that my plans still have you with your little head still on your shoulders."
>"You know mommy would never hurt you and was lying about you being excecuted tomorrow."
>"Now let me tell you what's gonna happen now."
>"You will put that crossbow down."
>"Then I'm going to give you the hug you've deserved for being so brave throughout your whole trial."
>"And then we will go together to meet the nice Braavosi captain and his lovely ship I've booked passage just for you to Lys."
>>30572377
FUCK
>>30571810
>How fucked is she
Extremely fucked, no man in that show can keep his pants on and his dick off camera for 2 minutes. It's like the director is gay or something.