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>Have Pegasister girlfriend
>She's a freak
>Do mlp roleplay in bed
>Your waifu on human you
>She kins as you waifu
>She wishes she was waifu
>You want to fug waifu
>You both have idea
>Is creepy
>Neither of you care
>You both go out and bew outfits
>What humanized waifu would wear
>Dozens of same outfit
>Throw out GFs old clothes
>You have her name legally changed
>She now shares waifu's name
>You call her only by new name from now on
>She dresses as waifu, she acts like waifu, she pretends to be waifu
>She has become waifu
>You both want this
>People judge you both, but you don't care
>Long, loving relationship
>You marry your now-real waifu
>You both live long, happy lives
>Wouldn't change a thing, life is perfect
>Slowly, others realize that you are on to something
>You have started a trend
>Eventually, many others do as you have
>You and waifu die happy together, knowing that you did good and lived happy
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>>30570444
>3dpd
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>>30570444
>no hooves
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Yeah? Well, unless you can open a portal to Equestria, this is the best that's fesably possible.
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>>30570567
A horse pussy fleshlight would beat a 3DPD. Hell, even a real horse would.
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>>30570444
I'm sorry, but your sex life is your own private business, and this is not show-related discussion.
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Horse fleshlight won't tell you it loves you in Fluttetshy voice and cook your meals for you.
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>>30570444
Go fuck urself. REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>30571157
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>>30570444
Normals leave
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>Trusting a 3dpd this much.
Even taking into account their lack of hooves, unless you kept her socially isolated she wouldn't be nearly as dedicated to acting like your waifu as you think, women are far more susceptible to peer pressure on average and also more prone to jealousy.
It wouldnt be too long before you get the question "Do you love me or [waifu]?"
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>Implying a single one of you faggots wouldn't be over the Faust-damn moon if this happened to you.
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>>30572962
Haha, I gave up hope long ago and accepted I'd die alone and unloved.
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>>30572962
Nahh mate
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How about this: instead of clothes, she wears a fursuit of waifu.
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>>30570444
They can imitate her but they can't be her.
I rather spend the rest of my days alone then to be with someone who isn't her and that's true.
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>>30573380
Increasing your degeneracy with every post
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I was already trash from the start. I'm TRYING to sink lower at this point. That I'm succeeding means I can die happpy with my waifu girlfriend. To hell with you.
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>>30574503
She's fat isn't she?
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>>30574503
'she' is a man isn't he?
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>>30574503
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>>30570444
>Over time you slowly and subconsciously start dressing, talking, and acting like her horse husbando.
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>>30570571
>>30572969
It's like you niggers haven't even tried discord.
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>>30574774
Discord, I'm howling at the moon!
And sleeping in the middle of a summer afternoon!
Discord, we won't take it anymore!
So take your tyranny away!
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>>30574702
All the better.
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>>30574967
This post literally gave me aids, fucking kill yourself
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Good for you OP, I hope you're happy.
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>>30575025
Said OP
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>>30575079
I considered doing something like this, but no. That's actually not me. They were probably being sarcastic, though, so don't worry. Everyone still hates me, as it should be.
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>>30574967
This, however, WAS me.
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>>30575247
Also donkey shlong is best waifu
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>>30570444
>ywn: the post
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>>30575239
I wasn't being sarcastic. Didn't realize this was a hypothetical and thought you had found genuine happiness. Sorry for the misunderstanding
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>trusting 3dpd
>going through insane levels of effort for meh result
>not just learning to lucid dream
ishygddt
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>>30576287
I fucking wish. Thanks for the good wishes, though!
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Disregard this entire thread, I suck cocks
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Cosmic Crunchies are the best!
Look delicious on your chest!
Serve them to unwanted guests!
Stuff the mattress with the rest!
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OP is fag
3Dpd will never give in to this, unless they are fat and ugly.
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>>30577597
Yes, yes you do.
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