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I have the weirdest boner right now

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>stupid sexy novos
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I want her ovipositor
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>>30570418
Having no context, I thought it was a seapony cadance at first.
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>>30570418
She has the curves of a human female
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>>30570418
I want to see her flopping on my poop deck.
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>>30570418
TOO.
ANTHRO.
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>>30570418
the queen of boners
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wheres the horse pussy on this thing
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>>30570763
she had one
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God I want to fuck seaponies so bad.
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>>30570518
you fool, she is ovoviviparous
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>>30570853
fucking fish waifus is a risk,a very satisfying one though
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>>30570763
just wait till after the movie
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>>30570418
People draw them with dolphin slits. Sign me the fuck up.
>>30570518
>>30570865
Gay.
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>>30570418
>Novo:"A worldwide movie about me,my daughter and my race?"
>"Fuck that noise,I'm just taking a nap"
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>>30570418
I'd shoo-be her doo, if you know what I mean.
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A
QT
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Q-TEEEEEEE
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>>30570418
>In 2010 Celestia couldn't be "queen" because it would have been deemed "Evil"
>In 2017 Hasbro stopped caring
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>>30571396
more like Frozen came out and queens are no longer seen as evil
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>>30571383
>pony muzzle and dolphin pussy
>birb beak and horse pussy

HELP I CAN'T DECIDE WHICH ONE IS BETTER!!!!!!
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>>30571401
That's still a bit evil, actually.
But SEXY evil.

(the kid on the right is downright annoying, instead)
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>>30571406
Why not both?
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So, anon, pick:
Mom?
Daughter?
Both?
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>>30571419
because that would be heressy despite all the wet dreams anyone could have
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What's that she's got thar
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>>30571508
>we are not safe from the waifu stealer
>despite him being in a parallel universe

J U S T
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>>30571508
GODDADMIT SENTRY STAHP
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>>30571508
there's a waifu to steal
in the ocean reef
who are you going to call?

FLASH SENTRY
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>>30570853
No ass=no sex

There is no place to insert dick
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>>30571794
>There is no place to insert dick
Derpibooru disagrees.
https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2017/7/19/1489435.jpeg
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>>30571794
You'll have to put more effort than that, I see at least 5 holes
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>>30571802
>derpibooru disagrees
>implying derpibooru as a website shares the opinion of an artist who had his work posted there
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>>30571850
>AN artist
https://derpibooru.org/search?q=seaponies%2C+explicit
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OK WHO? God I haven't been keeping up
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>>30571858
No, I meant, it's not just ONE.
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>>30571858
Novo(OP's image) is going to transform the mane 6 and something fabulous is going to happen...

pic very related
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>>30571857
>literally 5 pictures of the actual movie seaponies
>2 by the same artist
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>>30571802
It's not how fish work. Males cum on their eggs when females squirt them onto the ground. Insertion is impossible
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>>30571875
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQYUXFLY728
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>>30571888
trips with injection included
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>>30571857
Movie seaponies have a separate tag.
https://derpibooru.org/search?q=%22seapony+%28g4%29%22%2Cexplicit
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>>30571917
Oh, sorry.
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https://derpibooru.org/1490925
LMAO
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>>30571917
the new tags have been made this week,is it?
because there were like only three or so and most of the time you had to look all over the movie tag.At times it was tedious.

the seappny (g4) tag made it a bit easier though
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>>30571508
Holy shit
Look at the size diffrence
Flashy confirmed ponylet
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>>30571928
top kek
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>>30571425
I prefer the MILF option
princess stuff is way too mainstream for my taste

the queen is based as fuck
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>>30571507
One of her eggs. She wants you to fertilize it.
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>>30571511
>despite him being in a parallel universe
Ngga, wat?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hOkN76Ve5r0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hv8wjQ5GGNQ
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>>30573011
in theory though
he could get the mares but it's not the same one who feel in love with Twilight or at least,tried
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>>30572981
>tfw Queen Novo invites you in for some hot seapony booty.
>tfw you find out seaponies reproduce like fish.
>tfw "hot seapony booty" consists of fapping over an egg clutch.
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>>30573144
plot twist: when you find out how they reproduce,they tell you to hold the eggs for them(a.k.a you are the ovipositor)
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>>30573324
You don't have to tell me what happened
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>>30573340
oops,my bad
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>>30571396
Hasbro's started to realize how outdated and stupid old girls stereotypes are.

For example, when MLP came out in 2011, celestia had to be pink, because that's what girls like, right?
2017 is, and we have fucking "Ultimate battle celestia" toys coming out.
Basically, hasbro is very slowly learning to let go of old habits.

>>30571880
they're SEAPONIES. Not normal fish.
As in they inject their eggs into the willing males.
Trying to sex a seapony waifu is basically signing up to be raped.
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>>30575031
Sign me up!
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>>30575031
>Ultimate Storm King
now.that's what I (can) call it edgy
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>>30575479
just having action bits doesn't make something "edgy". That's like saying transformers is edgy because they have guns.
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>>30575924
>tfw so tempted to buy pinkie with pirate shit but fuck hasnobro, I ain't buying shit from them ever again
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>>30575967
>tfw so tempted to buy pinkie with pirate shit but fuck hasnobro, I ain't buying shit from them ever again
why not?
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>>30575983
Because the show is shit now.
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>>30575994
well I agree with you there (fuck glimmer), but the movie might be good; if the movie is enjoyable, its a good idea to signify to hasbro your enjoyment of it while Avoiding supporting the show itself's toys.

so maybe watch the movie first, and then decide whether or not you want to buy the toy based on that?
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>>30576010
>maybe the movie is good
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>>30576025
hey, the trailer looks good.
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>>30576034
The trailer for no man's sky was good.
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>>30576042
All I'm saying is wait till the product is out and see if the movie turns out to be good or bad first.

if its bad, no worries, screw buying anything from MLP anymore. IF, and I do say IF you enjoy it, then you should feel no guilt in buying the pinkie while abstaining from buying any other merch for the series or EQG.
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>>30576062
Even if it was good I won't buy shit anymore.
Not like one sale will make any difference to them. They are already printing money from girls.
It is too late for it to matter at this point.
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>>30576069
Eh, they still will look at sales trends; if movie sales are massive but show sales are low, they'll be inclined to look at what differences there were in the movie and the show and what it is that fans liked about it or disliked.


remember, they listened with transformers when they screwed up.
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seaponies are cuties
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So is King Leo going to be in the movie?
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>>30570518
FPBP

>31 images
>not one rainbo fishoers
You're all fucking shit and you'll die hated and alone
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>>30577002
she's the one that has the least amount of images though

or at least,not in the proper tag to find her
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>>30570418
That thing looks like it would rape your face and lay its eggs in you and not even have to common courtesy to jerk you off afterwards.
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>>30571383
Eek! Why does it have fingers?
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>>30576092
Not him, but what happened with Transformers?
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>>30578296
They're hippogriffs who fled into the sea and transformed into seahorses with magic
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>>30570418
>the weirdest boner
>seaponies
is it that weird lately?
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>>30573324
unf
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>>30571929
Seapony g4 tag was made like a month or more ago last I checked.
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>>30578499
80s transformers movie, remember?
They tried to bring in a new "hip" main character and killed off the entire cast because "kids just care about toys".

they got steamrolled by letters and feedback from kids saying how shitty that was, and backpedaled everything so optimus was still alive and stayed away from just killing an entire cast for new toys since then.
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>>30579874
this
at least one kid literally locked himself in his room from being so distraught
I still liked Hot Rod though
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>>30571802
>https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2017/7/19/1489435.jpeg
Looks like that pic was based off of a dolphin.
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>>30582799
and Ember in a way
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Queen Nouveau
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>>30584620
she's new though
the concept of a queen has not been used except for a certain villain whose name I don't want to remember

and much less when she's not evil
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>>30570418
>Seaponies impregnate their males
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>>30575924
>Pinkie is target exclusive AGAIN
>my fucking country doesn't have this store
DAMMIT HASBRO STOP TRYING TO KEK ME OUT OF MORE WAIFU MERCH
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>>30582799
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>>30585018
>flash sentry turns into a seapony to steal all the waifus under the sea
>has no idea what the fuck he just signed up for
>seapony gang rape ensues
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>>30587726
at least,he would have a better chance to fit in this situation than his purpose in EQG
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>>30571508
>>30571787
>>30587726
DOWNVOTE THIS
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