Ask Big Mac anything! If your post ends with evens the answer

>>30570309
Will I ever get to Equestria?

>>30570309
Will Glimmer be involved in this season's finale?

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>>30570317
oh

>>30570309
Is EqG canon?

>>30570309
Will you leave Sugar Belle after a good rutting and continue to expand your herd?

>>30570309
Has Sugar Belle given you the S U C C ?

>>30570309
Is this sentence false?

Are you gay?

Will you fuck me if I wear a dress?

Will I find love? And horse pussy?

>>30570317
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>>30570857
Kek. I approve of every single one of these answers.

>>30570309
Will humans ever invade Equestria, enslaving the pony population?

>>30570309
Will you cock vore me?

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>>30570309
Should I kill myself?

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Will I ever give the succ to one of the qt stallions pretending to be mares, pic related?

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>>30570309
Will they marry in the future season?

>>30572260
Will they succ you back? Into them?

>>30572269
Bummer. What about them having sex?

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>>30570309
Will Rarity get BARBED?

Will Nyx ever be canono?

>>30570309
Can you fuck me in my virgin butthole?

>>30570309
Is Rarity a slut like the meme says?

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>>30572301
FUCK

Will the industry stop using palm oil?

>>30572350
YES

Is the EqG world boring?

Can I suck you off?

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>>30570309
Can I fuck your sister?

>>30572762
Will you get sucked by it afterwards?

>>30572350
Nice

Will you fuck me in my virgin pussy?

>>30570309
Will OP ever stop being a massive faggot?

Did Hitler kill enough jews?

Did Bush do 9/11?

>>30572926
That's clearly wrong.

Big mac is a fraud! That, or OP is a faggot.

Big Mac seems to want to cock vore a lot of people.

Is Big Mac a serial cock vorer?

do you like apples?

Did Spike fuck your butt as a part of a O&O session?

>>30574157
Does he only do it if you ask?

should glimmerniggers be gassed?

>>30574229
AGA rekt

>>30574201
So you do it but not always when asked

>>30570309
The six million actually happen?

>>30570309
did you fugg Cheerilee?

>>30570309
Is Glimmer Actually Matpat In Disguise?!? (Ness is Sans Part 2)

Did you cause your parents death?

>>30570309
do you fuck your sister?

>>30574245
Are you saying no because you don't want to admit it?

>>30574293
D E N I E D

>>30574293
Is this guy just projecting his fetish onto you?

>>30570309
Will people ever stop disliking generals?

>>30574293
Is this just a distraction to cock vore Anon next?

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>>30574314
RIP anon

>>30572260
Do they top?

>>30570309
Do you like Sugar Belle more than Cheerilee?

Are you a pony?

Could my waifu even love me?

Will I ever become the little mare?

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Is the person who made this thread gay?

>>30574413
Fuck

Will I ever get my shit together?

2+2=4?

>There are people on this thread right now that don't want to sway inside Big Mac's big sack as ponies watch in awe at the squirming mass inside

can I divide by zero?

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>>30574706

>>30570309
can i fuck your sisters?

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>>30574764
wow,i didnt know BM was this much of a cuck

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>>30570309
do you like the jews?

>>30570309
is your cousin braeburn gay?

>>30574803
are you totally sure?

>>30574814
kek

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>>30572926
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>>30574792
Big Macintosh is a good goy confirmed

>>30574979
Well,he is very american

>>30570309
Will your answer to this question be NOPE?

>>30570309

Am I cool?

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>>30575312

aw ye

Is the poster below me a skeleton?

Would she say yes if I asked her to be my girlfriend?

>>30575342
Oh, shit, didn't saw that comming
I'll probably never have the courage to ask her anyway lol

>>30575356
That's because you're too spooky for her, skelly.

>>30575342
Big Mac didn't have the heart to tell you, but she'll never date a filthy skeleton.

>>30570309

have you done anal with Sugar Belle yet?

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>>30570309
Will I get dubbs?

>>30572269
>>30572275
FRIENDZONED
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F91YQg9INWg

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>>30570309
Will I get dubbs today?

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>>30575526
Will I get dubbs on my next post?

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>>30575532
check'em

>>30570309
Does my existence end at death?

>>30575545
You lied to me

>>30575551
Can get dubs now or never?

What's your favorite word?

Did you screw Fluttershy?

>>30570309
Griffith did anything wrong?

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Will Andy pick me?

Have you ever done sexy things with a stallion before?

>>30576110
If we guess who, will you tell us?

>>30576118
Does he live in Ponyville?

>>30576132
Caramel?

>>30576138
Were you on top?

>>30576147
Were you dress as Orchard Blossom?

>>30576162
Then its not gay, right?

Would you fuck a zebra?

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What's your favorite color?

Am I a furfag?

>>30570309
Will I go to Equestria where all my head-canons are true?

Should I make another thread about Equestria Divided?

>>30570309
If yup means nope, but nope doesn't mean yup, but nope also doesn't equal nope, then what is yup?

do you have the biggest cock in equestria?

will you punch my asshole with your thick hick horsie tongue?

>>30570309

How many times you have anal sex with Shining Armor?

>>30570309
Am I going to be rich and save the entertainment industry in 2 years?

>>30570309
will bitcoin reach $10000 this year?

>>30572260
He doesn't give a shit about those geldings

>>30570317
Will I be able to fuck your sister?

It's spooky how on-the-nose these answers have been. Is the real Big Mac somehow directly giving us these answers?

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Do you like waffles?

>>30570309
Can I kill myself yet?

>>30579049
Fuck you, Big Mac.

Shittiest goddamn burger.

>>30579049
He wants you to suffer

>>30579059
WHY ARE WE STILL HERE

>>30570309
Should I kill myselves?

Should I kill my mom?

Did your mother die in childbirth?

>>30579160
Did your father die of a broken heart afterwards?

>>30579160
>>30579168
Confirmed canon?

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>>30576110
>>30576118
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>>30576162
>>30576169
kek