I want to fuck these three sluts so bad

>>30566948
I want to kill Barbiefags so bad

>>30566948
Great taste my friend

>>30566975
I'd hotdog those buns like my name was oscar Meyer

>>30566976
hahah you will never be able to do this so please feel bad about it until your death

>>30566948
>luna
Definitely
>celly
Also definitely
>cadence
Shining is cool though. So fuck him instead while staring right at her

>>30566948
>nohooves

OP confirmed for fag, thus his claim of wanting to "fuck these three sluts" falls apart.

It being therfore demonstrated OP has no desire to fuck
>nohooves trash
OP's faggotry disproven.

Given that OP has shown he dislikes
>nohooves
it can thereby be concluded OP prefers superior
>hooves.
Or dudes.
But that would make OP a fag.

>>30567547
and?
>>30562685
>>30537779
>>30435317
there's other threads about the same

>>30567836
Gross! They don't even have penises!

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>>30567836

Those nipples look horrific.

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Her bilogical clock is ticking, and she's not taking no for an answer.

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>>30566948
Principal Celestia can make any man feel like a midget.

>>30566948
Celestia yes, Luna maybe, Pinkbutt not so much.

>>30567991
Does anyone know how tall exactly our amazon principal overlord is?!?

>>30568687
She is all the tall.

She is the Almighty Tallest

I am pretty sure those legs go all the way to the top, too.

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>>30568687
I keep this picture around specifically for times like these.

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>>30568817
She's 8'4"? She's not even that tall as a horse, is she?

I mean "horse" in the nicest possible sense, and love the character so much I'd find her fuckable regardless of species.

>>30568829
If you take the Friendship Games outtakes seriously, Rainbow Dash is in that .5-.66 range of her human counterpart. If that's 1-1 for all ponies, it would land Principal Celestia comfortably around the 7-8 foot spot.

>>30568846
There is no way.
We have to go matpat autism for this. We need to look at doors or other structures for scale to find our TRUE height of our sunny goddess.

If Principal Celestia is 8 foot 4, then what does that make for the others?

>>30568846
A literal giantess? Did she have to tear the front seat out of her car and sit in the back seat in order to drive? Does she hit her head on doorways, or is the world somehow magically scaled to her, and everyone else is reaching up to shoulder level to operate a doorknob?

Also, IRL giants and giantesses are that way because of hormonal problems. The bones in their faces grow oddly and they all look exactly like Richard Kiel or Andre the Giant. It's not a terribly flattering look for a woman.

I believe one of the medical terms is "acromegaly."

Just curious. I haven't seen more than bits and pieces of EqG. I have always loved the idea of boinking a giantess, as long as we're still talking about the plausibly-human range and not the Attack of the Fifty Foot Cougar or something goofy like that.

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>>30568891
If Principal Celestia is 8 foot 4, then what does that make for the others?
Small, duh.

>>30566948
Maybe if they didn't dress like dorks.

>>30568920
tol cougar is tol

smol student is smol

>>30568920
You are now imagining Princess Celestia standing before you in her bedroom, saying "fee fie foe fum."

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>>30569070

>>30569088
"And afterwards I'd roll her over and stick an American flag in her butt."

>>30566948
Cadence has always looked really fucking weird to me. I think it's the eyes

>>30566948

Dean caddy a cutie

>>30569129
Her eyes aren't shaped like the others' eyes, and they're further apart, yes.

Does she always look like that, or is OP's pic off-model?

I don't know. I can't imagine Celestia without a huge swinging cock between her legs. He supremacy is just too strong.

>>30566948
i wanna fuck cinch instead

>>30569832
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>>30569837
Cinch isn't bad looking once you look past her case of manface.

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Amazonian Principals a cute.

Well this is amazing, we have
A giantess sex goddess for a high school principal,
A fish eyed dean,
A man faced ib school supervisor,
And a moon butt....

this is what i've been waiting for

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>>30568891

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>>30569855
Young Cinch an ultracutie

>>30570339
The older version of her looks suspiciously like Jay Leno in drag, doesn't she?

I'd still hit it.

>>30570262
The amazon is more in the foreground, we might need a pic of Cinch and Cocklestia standing side by side. Then we can use scitwi as a reference.

>>30570262
cinch strikes me as one of those girls you fuck and they seem uninterested but the next day they wont leave you alone

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>>30570507
If you're talking about older Cinch, I'd agree.
>Biological clock is ticking
>Wants a baby before it's too late
>Only wants the father around so the kid doesn't have to grow up in a single parent home
>Willing to trade sexual favors (with protection, of course) to keep you around until the child's grown

>>30570558
There's always that thing about prudes with me is that they have that "hidden sexy potential". That's why I find Pinkie's mom and Cinch appealing.
Just imagine them with their hair down.

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>>30570464

>>30570558
Probably the best lay on the show.

>>30571026
>a standard school bus tire is roughly 41"
>the principals are at least around twice that
DUCKING THRU THE HALL
AT SEVEN FEET TALL

>>30566948
There's only one slut in that picture.

>>30571502
Would that make the rest of the student body, what, at least 6'4"?

Being that height with the proportions they have, they are all PROPER THICC.

Everything/ everyone in the eqg world is large

>>30571502
Obviously, Celestia, and perhaps the others are all descended from George Washington.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7iVsdRbhnc

WASHINGTON, WASHINGTON
TWELVE STORIES TALL AND MADE OF RADIATION
HE'S COMING
HE'S COMING
HE'S COMING

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>>30572868
Taking a look at >>30572898 and consider that most of the CHS girls have the same dimensions as Sunset. She stands right around chest height with Principal Celestia, so around 3/4 to 4/5 of however tall the Principal is.
So, even if Celestia is "only" 7 feet tall, that would put Sunset right around the lower average height for a western girl (5'2.5"-5'6"), even more average after you give the girls the benefit of an extra 2-4 inches for perspective (so ~5'4" to 5'10"). That's assuming the tire math is mostly accurate.

tl;dr, intentional or not, napkin math says Celestia BIGG

>>30572937
Now that's a song I haven't heard in a while. Considering her laissez-faire approach to the student body, she may very well be.

>>30573454
>Now that's a song I haven't heard in a while.

Now I want to see Celestia "six foot twenty and killing for fun."

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She's a sexy, gentle giant

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>>30573752
She is large!

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>>30566948
>tfw no kinky principal into weird fantasies wanting to feel younger.