They just offered to give you $30 to buy them beer, cigarettes,

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>>30557849
>girls
>buying porn
you're stupid and this is still a dumb """prompt"""

>>30557855
This and 30 is nowhere near enough for all that

>>30557849
>rape

>>30557874
yea

>>30557874
Depends how much of each really. A pack of cigarettes (5$) a 12 pack (10$) 2 mags (6$) and a decent sized bar bag of funyons (3$) would be plenty, just not much left over as a reward. But hey that's what friendship is about right?

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>>30558076
Where the fuck do you live that a pack of cigarettes only costs 5$

>>30558076
This isn't the 90s fella

>>30558091
Georgia, where they aren't taxed out the ass.

>>30557849
>>30558076
cigs run from 7-10 a pack out here in cali.
Bag of funyons can go for 3-5 if we're talking a big bag.
A 6 pack of cheap stuff can be 10.
Nudy mags are a little pricey running from 12-15.
This is before the 8.5% sales tax.

So let's do the math.

Ideally, we can say
$7 for cigs
2x$3 for funyons
$10 for a six pack
$12 for the nudes
+8.5% sales tax
--------------------------
$37.98 at the cheapest.

Ideally, we can say
$10 for cigs
2x$5 for funyons
$10 for a six pack
$15 for the nudes
+8.5% sales tax
--------------------------
$48.83 realistically.

You're getting ripped off either way.

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>>30558233
Sure feels good to live down here in Dixie in the free part of America.

>>30558233
Let's not forget
>paying for porn
You can just make it yourself with this fools

>>30558315
*these

>>30558263
That's okay.
We comprise 13.5% of the U.S.'s economy. Literally more than any individual state. That includes New York and Texas. Literally one of the most important states in the country.

We also pass the most bills and laws per election, as well as have one of the highest standards of living.

We are pretty much where people aspire to live in the US if you've got half a brain.

If that's not enough, we also have some of the nicest beaches and natural wonders.

But, you know...lower taxes in the Dixie, I'm sure it's worth it.

>>30558408
>We are pretty much where people aspire to live in the US if you've got half a brain.
That's not New England and we have the highest standard of living.

California is a joke

>>30558846
I'd say my flim flams weren't tussled.
But they where..
Gg, I'm I can't argue with a stranger on the internet.

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>>30558846
>abloo ebil commiefornia abloo
guess what, we hate you, too

>>30557849
>Explain I'll buy them porn magazines if they go along with something.
>They assume certain things and follow me because of their hormones.
>I go to Applejack and tell her what they asked me to buy for them with "20" dollars.
>They don't get cancer sticks, but I follow through and get them porn mags. I help contribute to their growth by letting them explore their sexuality with porn, while keeping them away from smoking and alcohol.
>If they still want the funyuns and shit I'll buy them too I guess.

>>30559742
Never have or be around children

>>30560014
>other anons talk about MAKING porn with them
>I mention keeping them away from actual dangerous shit while acting as the "cool" adult that doesn't care of they look at porn
>"ew what the fuck anon stay away from kids"

Fuck you.

>>30560014
I know an anti-porn activist when I see one

>>30560062
>"cool" adult
Can't wait to see your special with you making hand signs like Naruto in jail anon

Okay girls I'll do it

>take money and go to fillies parents/sisters/dash

>tell them what they were doing and walk away with a cool $30

I'd get them the funyons and porn but no smokes or booze. I'd get them weed though. Its far safer.

>>30560178
This guy gets it

>Smile
>"Sure, just wait here"
>Go get Rarity, Applejack and Rainbow Dash so that they give them a stern lecture
>And then have an orgy with the first two.

>>30557849
>Cock vore them
>Proceed to find more fillies and colts to use as pleasure material for my mistress