Blackjack Thread

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>>30556319

>>30556319
This character should be dead

>>30556319
the only good art i've seen of her is porn

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>>30556319
Query: why do we need to many FOE threads?

Answer: We dont.

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>>30556319
There literally is already like 2 FO:E threads up right now, though.

I never read FoE am I a winner?

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>>30556324
>>30556325
>>30556328
t. Fags who have not seen the enlightenment of Cyber-Alcoholism
>>30556333
There is never enough Blackjack

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>>30556319

>>30556338
I have seen bad writing. It's chapter 34, bringing Blackjack back to life after killing her off.

>>30556319
Where's the hookers?

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>>30556388
>the story should've just ended when it wasn't even halfway done

Ok to be fair it probably could've been done in a better way, but it served a purpose

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>>30556319

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>>30556430
>>30556437
>real queen of whiskey
>not Blackjack
It's almost like you want to get shot

>>30556414
Why do people always say this? I'm not saying the story should've ended, but Blackjack should've died. The story should've shifted focus to another character

>>30556452
ow the edge.

>>30556452
Come at me bro, I exercise my Second Amendment Rights as well.

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>>30556467
Whiskey is serious business you fool

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>>30556430
>>30556437
>>30556462
But that was before the plague hit.

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>>30556471
>gun
I'll show you a real weapon

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>>30556493
That's not a knife...
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THAT'S a knife!

>>30556479
Man that is one small angry little man

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>>30556548
Blackjack can knife too!

>>30556319
literally who?

>>30556567
Hey, now! No need to be so small-minded. You can't judge a book by it's cover.

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>>30556630
This bitch

That's who.

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>>30556630
The only red and black alicorn OC I could ever love.

So is it just op and his autistic butt-buddy dumping images? Not like the character is good for anything else other than porn.

>>30556718
>posters: 12
signs point to no, you just have shit taste.

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>>30556718
Day of the Flask for people like this when?

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Blackjack is shit
Hired Gun is best cyborg horse

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>>30556764
>1 1/2 cybernetic limbs
Pleb tier

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Now this is a thread I can get behind

>>30556477
I want to cum in this pon

>>30556567
he may be small, but he did beat dark souls 3 on stream.

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>>30557484
Finally! A sensible person.

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>>30557730

>>30556319
only faggots play fallout

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>>30558288
This hurts me inside

>>30558288
She's using telekinesis to sever the appendage that allows telekinesis. How

Blackjack is for sexual.

Somber likes Blackjack clop.

She'll never save you.

>>30556319
Who is this cybo pone?
Can i get a quick rundown?

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>>30557802

>>30558999
The main character of a fanfic called Fallout Equestria: Project Horizons

See this shit? We let the Nyx and Sunset Shimmer threads live and now every swinging dick with a favorite non-canon pony wants to come in here and open their own fucking church!

Well fuck that!

It's time for another purge.

Her horn is so cute and compact

>>30559050
(You)

>>30559008
>The main character of a fanfic called Fallout Equestria: Project Horizons
ok,but i wasnt referring to that
i was wondering why the fuck is she a cybo pone

>>30559061
At one point in the story she is killed and brought back to life with cyber stuff

>>30559064
>is black and red
>is killed
>comes back to life
>has edgy prostetics
literally a mary sue

>>30559072
I thought Mary Sues didn't get killed in the first place

>>30559079
no,mary sues always win
the ”getting killed” part is to add to her tragic past

>>30559050
Activate... the SCRUFFENING!

>>30556319
I want to cum inside her whiskey

[Spoiler]I stopped reading at chapter 12

Should I start again?

>>30559963
no

>>30559072
you use that word but I dont think you know what it means.

>>30560005
Ok then

Thx

>>30560017
no problem

but to elaborate a little more its not a great fic, and the writer is very inconsistent and it shows, down right cringe worthy at its worst. and the later acts of the fic just fall apart. it doesnt help that the characters to to a point where they are more or less fully developed and stew in there own angst for the remainder of the fic. and dont get me started on the retcons his golden memory orbs did

>>30559963
Read to about 16, then stop

Read to about 30, this was a couple of years ago. Thinking of restarting from the beginning and going all the way through. Should I? I don't particularly like black jack since she is a whiny mary sue cunt, and I dont particularly like the """""""world building""""""" done in PH or the gratuitous sexualization. But I feel like I should read it for the sake of knowing it. Like I wanna read Mien Kampf and the communist manifesto for the same reasons.

>>30561186
>Mary Sue
That word doesn't mean what you think

>>30561287
Alright lad it's very hard to differentiate between "Luck Stat 10 get fucked on kiddo" and "I am super awesome at everything I do, can you guess my name (it's Mary Sue)"

>>30561186
Don't bother. I read it and enjoyed it but there's nobody to discuss it with since so few people actually read the whole damn thing.
Just look up a summary on the wiki or something. It'll save you some time.

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Still a good horse, even if a little autistic

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>dashfags
not even once.

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>>30556319

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there was one time i asked myself if someone would make a blackjack thread

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BE BETTER!

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>>30561706
ANTE UP!

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>>30561706
But she's already perfect

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>>30561706

>>30556319
Could she love a man like me?

>>30562020
Maybe, but only if you treat her like a mare worth fighting for

>>30562114
And beat her in a drinking match?

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>>30562127
That too

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After all her hardships I just want to make her nice and comfy to protect her smile

I want to nail her to the floor and have my way with her

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>>30562191
You can't because

she's not real

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>>30562287
>not mutilating horribly first

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>>30562323
That was after they had her way with her. Her friends had to free her and to do that, amputation.

>>30562323
Let's not go that deep in the rabbit hole

>>30562323
Why would you ever stick your dick in this?
FFS just finish the job and end its miserable existence.

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>>30562332
I suppose that they could have done it before.

Portable fleshlight if you take her with

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>>30562350
No.

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I want to protect her from you animals

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>>30562350
>he wouldn't stick his dick in it
Literally homosexual

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Other, non-cybernetic horses are inferior.

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>>30562377
I have higher standards.

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>>30562399
>Rampage
Good taste but not good enough

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>tfw more responses than the FO:E General

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>>30562489
Never underestimate the power of autism.

>>30562489
Well BJ is best mare

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>>30562399
This guy gets it

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*blocks your path*

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>>30562541
*Makes kiss*

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>>30562578
That's gay, anon

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>>30562613
Damn right it is, Anon

>>30562664
Worse, it's cuckoldry...

Would she be down for a human sandwich?

>>30562688
it would probably depend on the humans in question

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>>30562688
Who wouldn't be?

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>>30562688
She would

I don't suppose there are any Anon and Blackjack stories?

>>30563041
I very seriously doubt it. Are there even any Anon and Littlepip stories?

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Security mare is not for sexual

>>30556319
Isn't this the 'bisexual cyborg half alicorn fucked-the-main-character-of-FoE edgy black and red' character from that one fic made by someone that never played a Fallout game

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>>30563106
>black and red=edgy

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>>30556388
O MY CYBERNETICS

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>>30563106
Yes! It is, amazing detective work!

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>>30563118
>half alicorn died at least once
>not edgy

>>30563124
What's the appeal, anyhow? I couldn't make it through more than... 20 chapters or so before losing interest
Does it get better?

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>>30563135
Characters is why i like it. Some of the characters are fucking wonderful (Blackjack, Rampage) and seeing them develop is great. Imo the story is dodgy in places, but I as in it for the characters.

Also I really want to fuck this mare

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>>30563135

>>30563093
She would beg to differ.

>>30563197
Would you rather have a loving relationship with her or just have her use you for your body?

>>30563093
You don't know that much about your waifu
she is canonically a slut

>>30563296
NO
SHE SIMPLY HAS A LOT OF LOVE TO GIVE

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>>30563304
And a lot of head to give

>>30563217
I don't particularly care much about her, so probably the second one.

>>30563304
She sleeps with everyone she is around for an extended period of time
She had 5 or 6 sexual partners in ph and at least 4 in speak with it hinting to more
She a loose one anon

>>30563346
Wait meant 10 in ph forgot THAT part

>>30563346
>>30563367
a LOT of love to give

>>30563407
Well in any case at least you can say you have a high chance of getting some from her compared to other rad waifus
so God speed anon

Why does she have jaundice in some pictures?

>>30563496
She has special eyes.

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>>30563120
Made me giggle

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I'll always have bj on my pc to warn me of the dangers of becoming too edgy

pic related

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>>30564158
>BJ on your PC
When does it grow a unicorn mare's body and start shooting people?

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Heyy, want sum fuk?

>tfw you'll never cum inside Blackjack

>>30565692
>tfw you're the only one who hasn't

>>30565714
>you'll never lick her compact horn

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>>30565504
Yes, I do actually. What varieties of fuk are you offering?

>>30566719
>anthro
degenerate

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>>30566781
>not loving and supporting Blackjack in all forms

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>>30563093
now, everytime i look at a female policeman i renember her

>>30556388
>>30556414
>>30556459
Wait, was FOE told from Blackjack's perspective? I figured it was Little Pip.

I literally never read the shit but I kind of like the Blackjack character for her edgy coolness. Seems like a bitter old character I could get behind. Little Pip seemed like she didn't have a personality. All I know is that she's a lesbian and has a pipboy.

This is based entirely on fan art I've encountered.

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>>30566935
FO:E and Project Horizons are separate stories in the same universe.

FO:E is Little Pip's story, and Project Horizons is Blackjacks. Despite this, they do interact a fair bit, but Little Pip ends up not remembering it due to memory removal bullshit.

>>30566967
>Up to Chapter 77, It has more than 1.5 M words, over 750K more than the original story Fallout: Equestria.

What the actual fuck. It's 1. 5million words and NOT finished?

I read ShortSkirtsAndExplosions word diarrhea but 1.5 million words and counting?

What is this autistic shit? How can you keep a story interesting for that long? How is it not a rambling mess?

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>>30567023
Well, it is done now. The Epilogue is right after chapter 77. And as for how it not get a little confusing or rambly, it does in places. Imo it went down in quality about 30 chapters in, but I didn't absolutely hate it, the first 30 or so chapter were just by far the best.

>>30567023
>How can you keep a story interesting for that long?
Well, strangely, Somber somehow did it.
With less rambling than let's say Background Pony

>>30567023
No, no it is finished.
Also 1.5 million is nothing desu there's this story that is over 2 million and is still going.
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/45860/diaries-of-a-madman

>>30567076
I like how he started by naming every single chapter and just sort of gave up around chapter 125.

>>30567076
I once tried to read Man of War.
After reading 1/3 (back then) of the story I realized it was shit

I'm surprised Somber hasn't showed up yet

>>30567136
i am here

>>30567056
>>30567059
>>30567076
Well I won't write it entirely off then...

How lost would I be 'skipping' FO:E and just reading Project Horizons? Assuming I know the Fallout series well enough.

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>>30567280
You would have no clue what the fuck is going on, read FO:E first.

>>30567288
Can I just read the wiki a bunch instead?

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>>30567306
Nah, the stories rely on each other a fair bit in several places.

Give all of your love and effort to the apocalypse ponies, ante up.

>>30567306
You COULD I guess but if I may ask why do you have so much interest in PH and not the original? Usually people read that first.

>>30567136
He generally goes to some cons and has done panels on writing and FoE. Pretty good ones too.

>>30567321
Blackjack the character interests me from the fan art. Little Pip seems like a fairly bland character. 2.2 million words is a pretty big slog.

The concept of FoE seems "fun" from how ridiculously edgy it is but reading it would be a disgusting time commitment for what I feel would not enough pay off. It'd take away from regular ponying. I want my cake but I don't want to have to eat it all.

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>>30567351
You are correct in your assumption that Blackjack is a far more interesting character than Littlepip.
Littlepip's personality pretty much revolves around her lesbianism, her drug addiction, and picking locks.

http://edgehoers.corgiorgy.com/

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>>30567411
This is art

>>30567260
omg I summoned him

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>>30567411
Post the shark jumping gif, I would find that very useful

>>30567532
I would if I had it, But I don't.

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>>30567757
Damnit, such a tragedy.

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>>30567761
I went through the HTML just for you anon

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>>30567800
Bless you Anon, this will see much use when discussing my favorite edgy unicorn mare.

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>>30566233
Yes

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>>30567904
That's a lot of fuk

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Would you?

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>>30567986
Who wouldn't?

>>30558288
When did this happen?

I stopped at 34.

>>30559963
Start again and stop at 34.

>>30556337
You fail at life if you haven't read Fo:E

>>30567986
This fleshlight whines too much.

I used to listen to crazed rambling read FO:E and listen to a chapter per night when I went to bed. I was gutted when he stopped part way through PH, his voice was comfy and I read the entire rest of it in his voice. Sometimes I listen to it again just to relive those comfy feels.

>>30567351
Read the first volume of Fallout: Equestria, continue if you like it or just stop there. Then read the first two volumes of Project Horizons, then read Pink Eyes. If you get tired at any point, start reading chapters of Heroes to break up the pace.

This is the optimal reading order.

Is she edgy or just misunderstood?

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>>30569303
Probably both

>>30567456
Sauce

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>>30570407
http://gnazzag.deviantart.com/art/145-Blackjack-F-E-PH-494096381

Is all I can find, though I originally got it from Derpi

>>30567280
Reading 1/3 of the original FoE, then reading Project Horizons might be a good experience

>>30561320
You'd be surprised how many people read the whole thing. I did anyway.

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>>30562489
It sucks the FOE general died. I finally caught up on my reading only to find it was gone.

>>30570427
Oh, I thought it was...something else...

>>30563135
The action ain't bad and the plot is ranges from good, to autistic at times, but I liked it enough. The Raptor Airship battle was pretty cool and that was later in the chapters. The first 30ish chapters stay mostly true to FOE though. It fucking flies off the rails into anime bullshit land afterword, and that is the cause of much of its hate. Mope shit is also un fun most of the time but I blitzed through that.

>>30566935
Little pip is too noble bright for my tastes, Blackjack isn't as bad, but comes with anime level mope and regret powers that make me cringe super hard.

>>30567280
I got my friend to read PH, and he got some girl he knows to read the fic. Both of the parties were not into or knowledgeable about the whole mlp thing prior to reading. Friend is still reading it when he gets a chance, but whoever that girl was apparently read the whole thing.

You would probably be ok.

Whats everyone's favorite blackjack moment.
I liked when she went crazy and killed all those ponies.

>>30563161
how new are you

>>30571635
Putting the whiskey bottle on her horn was pretty funny.

The best part of PH is when Blackjack is in the Society.

>>30571712
I liked when she got struck by lightning. it was pretty memorable.

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>>30571635
that part where she died was pretty good...but then she get up again...and this happened like 4 times

>>30572665
Yea, bbbbut, how would you have a story without a P R O T A G O N I S T. I mean, they could just clone her, or user her egg cells to create a foal that would take her place, or maybe just use some other character to continue the story.

But, then that wouldn't be gooood would it???

>>30563093
>Blackjack will never break you

>>30572675
how about we not make a fic that was this overblown, and ungodly long

>>30572689
I'd rather go play video games instead.

>>30572675
Yeah cause they totally dont clone her and actual spoilers
make her old body the big bad evil lady

Bippity bop

This mare needs a human dick in her horse pussy.

Did you know that Somber has written clop he never published?

>>30573394
A lot of writers write things that they never publish, anon.

>>30573507
Yeah but still.

He once talked about a mare being enslaved, used, it even involved forced bestiality. He even said "why do you want me to write the most terrible things".

His clop is probably orgasmic stuff. He should publish some clop.

Holy shit, I didn't even know there was so much fanart of best horse waifu.

>>30573588
>He fell for the "nobody likes Horizons" meme

>>30573544
>>30573394

I should never, ever, ever publish my clop. Especially if it involves a raider enslaving an NCR soldier and breeding her with her dogs, because to the raider, that's being nice. Of course it does put her in a position to take out the leader of the raiders in ghastly gorge by basically fucking her way into the leader's bed, but still. Shouldn't publish my clop. I put out one clop story and it was horrible.

>>30573588
I'm glad you like her.

>>30573638
>Especially if it involves a raider enslaving an NCR soldier and breeding her with her dogs, because to the raider, that's being nice. Of course it does put her in a position to take out the leader of the raiders in ghastly gorge by basically fucking her way into the leader's bed, but still
You see what I was talking about?
A long clopfic with an actual plot, the best kind of clop.

>I put out one clop story and it was horrible.
Which one was it? I've never heard of it.

>>30573691

Fifty shades of Rarity.

Most of my clop has story, but a lot of it has other squick that generally triggers sensitive people. "Sex ed in 99" I might publish on my deathbed.

>>30573708
>Fifty shades of Rarity.
And now I feel like a moron because it was even posted in the Discord

>>30573708
>Sex ed in 99
Now that I would read, and then illustrate.

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>>30573708
>Most of my clop has story, but a lot of it has other squick that generally triggers sensitive people. "Sex ed in 99" I might publish on my deathbed
>"Sex ed in 99" I might publish on my deathbed
Oh fuck you Somber.
At least make it accessible to your Patreon supporters or publish under another name or something

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>>30573716
>the discord
How retarded am I if I never even heard of such a thing?

JOIN THE DISCORD AND TALK TO ME ON VOICECHAT

>>30573724 It's mostly a bunch of fillies going 'There's nothing to do!' 'Wanna fuck?' '...eh... all right. Daisy, you in?" "I don't do that shit." "What's her problem? Know a place?" "My room?" "It's filthy? What about the security closet?" "That's right now the hall from mom's office. There's got to be somewhere down in supply." "Yeah, but we'll have to include a servicer. Want three?" "Well we were going to include Daisy. Who do you have in mind?" "Tea set. She's on B shift. She's cute. We've had fun before." "Okay. I meet you down there, Marm." "Heee. Not bored! not bored!"

>>30573735

I'd have to edit the fuck out of it. I'm trying to finish my non-judgementally loaded story first.

>>30573745
Somber would have to go online for that.

Though I suspect he lurks servers while using the invisible status

>>30573758
I NEED VALIDATION

>>30573758

Yup. I always lurk. Watching... thinking... fapping...

>>30573747
I always wondered if a society with such a casual approach to sex would even be able to function while reading PH.

>>30573755
How long is Homelands supposed to be anyway?

>>30573774
99 "works" because they've completely divorced sex from intimacy. Sex is a reward for following the rules, a break from tedium, and it's fun. There are SOME rules. No public spaces. No incest. No adult on foal unless its for educational reasons. It's just something you do for reasons other than love. This helped the Overmare maintain control and justify the conditions males were treated under. Oh, they're not actually people. They're just stupid ponies we fuck to make babies. Honestly, we'd get rid of them if we could.

>>30573787
Not as long as Horizons... ::looks at word count.:: Motherfucker!

>>30573802
>unless its for educational reasons

>>30573802
One day you'll need to explain why the hell they didn't use the crematorium for the dead in 99 instead of recycling the bodies.

>No adult on foal unless its for educational reasons
>unless its for educational reasons
You definitely need to publish clop

>>30573810

The 'sex ed' part. And part of the reason that sex and love are so divorced. They're taught at a young age.

>>30573817
Cremating them wouldn't have made a difference. They would have cremated them, then poured them into the recycler. All creation would do would turn a lot of solid carbon into a lot of gassious carbon. 99 had no vent and they needed that carbon to make their food.

...maybe... some day... >.>

>tfw you realize that after 1.7 million words he still hasn't said everything

>>30573841

I like telling stories. It's the only thing I'm good at, even if half my stories are shit.

>>30567136

Wait. :)

Once you've read Somber's writing, you're like Scotch Tape, you can't get it off your eye

>>30567986
I would absolutely a toilet slave BlackJack. I'd make sure she chewed and swallowed.

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>>30573847
i like your stories, all of them. you are a gifted person and should publish more
now cum on my mouth lal

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Don't let her die For like the 20th time

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>>30576124
This

>>30576567
cyborg black jack was a mistake

>>30576580
The porn wasn't
https://derpibooru.org/1309353?q=oc%3Ablackjack%2Cexplicit

>>30577080
porn doesn't justify how shit the fic was after it happened
its still good porn though

Green when?

>>30577379
Soon, hopefully

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>>30577703
>>30577379
>implying she needs more even words written about her

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>>30570526
BG got culturally enriched in Germoney and it went downhill fast without the wing fucker.

>She will never tie you to the bed and use her cyberpony fingers to tickle your prostate

>>30578735
I'd rather an Enclave mare go after me with her armored tail, sans stinger.
>All the weird porn has been lost with the old threads.

>>30578795
>You will never get captured by a squadron of horny Enclave mares

>>30556567
uoy rof

>>30559084
She has major charter flaws, constantly loses and by the end is an emotional wreck. Doesn't sound like one to me.

>>30582032
I love that hair on BJ, sauce on the artist?

Imma put a baby in that belly

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Remember to perform regular maintenance work on your BJ.

>>30582032
Thats to fickin cute to be BJ...she looks happy.

>>30556319
Would she be a good mommy?

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>>30583329
She cannot have kids, due to an implant put in her in the vault

>>30583329
Probably not.

>>30566719
Dude, this isn't anthro it's a skeleton with blackjacks head

>>30557583
Horsey love

>>30557583
>you will never cum inside Glory while Blackjack watches

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>>30582534
hioshiru

>>30556319
Hey guys guess what.
A Mary Sue who can't die and becomes super cyborg and can take bullets to face.
Sure is a good and quality story. Right up there with The Chase and TCB.

>>30586019
I know it's kind of redundant to point this out, but isn't that essentially every (Bethesda) Fallout protagonist ever? You sort of just snowball in power until you become death incarnate. You also can't die unless you play on hardcore modes because hoarding 100+ stimpacks is so easy. You can also become a cyborg.

>>30585358
This is the cutest damn thing to me. Any chance we can get some Blackjack green, lewd or otherwise?

>>30586866
It would be awesome if someone could, but I think were are awfully close to the bump limit.

With how active this thread is, shouldn't we try and reactivate the foe general?

>>30587636
There is almost 0 discussion occuring ITT. Just waifu posting mostly.

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>>30587636
>not wanting pure Blackjack to assert her monopoly on everything

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Recolor for my old steam profile picture

>>30587906
That looks really good, I love it, quite a qt Blackjack

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>>30556319