/swt/ - Strange Waifu Thread

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Well, well, well, what do we have here? You know what to do lads.

>>30551848
Those are some cute waifus.

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zappy scrunch

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Like the creepy Akaname story?

Then you might enjoy this short story too...
https://pastebin.com/Xxxvp1if

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Bedtime bump. Keep the thread alive.

Adorable little Orchid sequence going on here >>30545156

>>30557166

Whoops I meant >>30556921

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>>30554880
Neat. What exactly was it, anyway? Just a random eldritch whatever, or was she based on something more specific?

>>30557682
Random eldritch whatever works for now. Who knows, I may develop the character further someday.

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>>30551440
Where are the greens of this big QT

>>30558556
I'd love to see some. I bet she'll get more attention when the episode she's supposed to be in airs.

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>>30557166
Cute!

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This is kinda cute.

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"No no no... This can't be happening." You say, clutching a tooth in your hand
>Blood seeps from your mouth, it was your tooth
>The soft roundness of the tooth told you it was a baby tooth, your last baby tooth
>The stubborn baby molar that refused to leave
>Dash looked at you with worry
>"Anon are you alright? I can go get Twilight or Colgate."
>It was much worse than just losing a tooth
>You'd be getting a visit from the tooth fairy
>You last saw her 12 years ago when she killed your family
>And now, with the tooth free from your mouth it would beckon her into this world to hunt you down
>An eye for an eye
>Your life for a tooth
>Too fast to run
>Too dark to hide
>If you love your life
>Hold shut your eyes
>All through the night
>Don't peek at her
>Not even once
>Just one glimpse
>And you're good as done
>Matilda
>Your hand trembled
>You dropped the tooth
>"Anon what's wrong?"
"L-let me talk to Twilight. This is bad."
>"It's just a tooth, Anon."
>You head off to Twilight's castle, in a shocked daze
>Flashbacks of that fateful night when you were 13
>You'd lost a tooth and she came
>You saw her
>You looked into her soulless mask
>When your parents came to check on you, she killed them
>You survived the night by hiding in the bathtub with the lights on
>You can still hear her screeching, waiting in the shadows just outside the bathroom door
>And every night since then
>When you got to Equestria you thought you'd lost her
>But you weren't taking any chances
>It was already the late afternoon, you had mere hours before nightfall
>This was what you'd trained for
>You knew that one day you'd have to fight her or die trying
>No amount of running would save you
>You slowly walked into Twilight's throneroom
>She and Starlight were quietly chatting
>You put the bloody tooth on the table and took a seat
"Twi, we have to talk."
>Starlight looked at the tooth with mild disgust
>"Do you need it replaced, Anon?"
"No. But something bad might be coming to Equestria because of it."

>>30563592
Dee dee-dee-dee-dee?

>>30563592
Edgy yet interesting

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>>30551440

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>>30563592
>"What are you talking about?"
"The tooth fairy! She's coming to kill me!"
>Twilight laughs, "Anon you're hilarious sometimes!"
"I'm serious!"
>"Yeah okay."
"Where I come from she's real, and if you look at her - even once - she'll hunt you to the ends of the world to kill you!"
>Twilight frowns uncomfortably
>"You lost a tooth, you're not going to die Anon."
"Please believe me, I've seen her with my own eyes."
>"So how come she hasn't killed you then, huh?"
"I slept in the light every single night. She killed my parents, Twilight. Once I came to Equestria I stopped running into her but I know she's coming. Me losing my tooth might've summoned her."
>"Anon that's a load of shit and you know it."
"You have to believe me!"
>Twilight looks at Starlight, worried
>"Anon... This uhh... We can't really believe you on this." Starlight says
"Why would I lie to you?"
>"We're not calling you a liar, we just believe you may be misinformed."
>You look out
>The sun is setting already
"Shit! I gotta get home now!" you shout, taking off out of the castle and sprinting home
>As the sky turns red, then orange, then purple, then finally black, you hear the screeches echoing into eternity
>From the small crevasses between houses you see fluttering forms held back by the remaining daylight
>You slip into your home and turn on the nearest light as the sun finally sets
>Your home consisted of three rooms
>The living room took up the frontmost half of the house
>The kitchen and your bedroom took up the other half, both connected via the living room
>Ahead of you were two doorways
>The left led into your dimly lit kitchen with no door
>The right led to your bedroom, door shut
>You started up the fireplace and lit some candles as well as turning on every single light in your living room and kitchen
>The bedroom door remained shut
>You were scared
>As strong as you were, this fear made you weak like the little kid who hid in the bathtub all those years ago
>"AAAAAAANOOOOOOON!"

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>>30564389
>There was a gentle scratching at the door before ot burst open
>Nothing came out
>You knew her game
>She was waiting for you
>Her echoing screeches faded and came back in waves, filling your ears with sound
>Your lights out here kept her in there, where she waited for you
>You dared not walk near the doorway leading to blackness for fear she would leap out and drag you in
>You shuffled into the kitchen and rummaged for a flashlight
>You couldn't find one
>You went back into the living room to find your candles had gone out
>"AAAAANOOOOON!" She squealed, sending chills down your spine
>Your fireplace went out
"You're here for the tooth? Or for me?"
>She went silent
"What do you want?!"
>"EEERAAAAAGH!"
"Leave me alone!"
>Your lamps begin to flicker
"I'm stronger now! I'll kill YOU!"
>You head into the kitchen as the lmps go out
>You hear the rush of air as she charges into your blackened livingroom
>The lights are still on in your kitchen
>"AAAAANOOOOON!"
"GO AWAY!"
>The kitchen light holds steady
>All through the night she waits in the doorway for you, finally leaving when the sun rises in the morning

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>>30564489
>In the morning you go to Twilight, exhausted from spending the night awake
>She is with her other friends idly chatting with Rarity
>You sit down next to Pinkie and Dash
>Dash looks at you with concern
>"You alright, Anon?"
"No. Twilight?"
>"Anon? What happened to you?"
"She came for me! She's here to kill me!"
>"Who is?" Pinkie asks
"Matilda, she's finally found me again and I'm going to die."
>"Calm down, Anon. He's acted crazy since he lost that tooth." Twilight sighs
"She came for me last night, Twilight."
>"Who did?" Dash asks, puffing out her chest, "I'll teach 'em to mess with my bro."
>"Anon seems convinced that the tooth fairy is out to kill him." Twilight says
>The whole table giggles
>You lean back
"She's going to kill me..."
>"Anon if you're so sure about that, why don't you stay with me tonight?" Starlight offers
"That would just endanger you too."
>"I've got a good array of spells, I think I could hold my own."
>"She's right, Anon. Maybe ya should have a strong unicorn around if what yer saying is true." Applejack nods in approval
>Twilight nods, "Starlight could use some company, I'd like you to do it Anon."
"I-I don't know."
>"It'll be like a sleepover! Except a monster wants to kill you also!" Pinkie adds
"Okay."
>"Well while there's still daylight, go get your stuff and Starlight will go clean up her room." Twilight says

>>30564557
More when?

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Tatzlponies.
Nothing is cuddlier.

>>30551440
>My art was used as the OP
oh

Build-A-Waifu soon

>>30568070
Looking forward to it.

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Bedtime bump.

>>30569484
Bump.

>>30574723
Drinkable/10

DRUNKPOSTERS ARE CANCER!!!

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>>30551848

>>30566939
She looks pleased about something.

>>30551848
Is she a sphinx?

>>30579541
Looks that way.

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>>30581164

>>30581882
Sleep tight cola

>>30581882
Sleep tight cola

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>>30564557
>Things went quite well for the slumber party
>Starlight kept some of the lights on for Anon through the night
>However, at 3AM she awoke to a horrible scene
>Anon hiding under the bed with every light on
>"Anon?! What's going on?"
"Close your damn eyes, if you see her we'll both be dead!"
>Starlight looked around confused
"Close your fucking eyes!"
>"Anon what's going on?"
"She's here!" Anon whispered from under the bed "Close your eyes!"
>Starlight finally listened and closed her eyes
>Anon got up and looked around
>Starlight could hear a piercing screech followed by the room going dark
>Anon hid in the bathroom with the lights on
>Starlight held her eyes shut but could feel a presence hovering over her
>She resisted the urge to open her eyes
>Whatever was over her left rather quickly
"She won't hurt you if you don't look at her!" Anon shouted from the bathroom
>Starlight opened her eyes
>She was wrong
>The dreadful creature was right above her
>She locked eyes with the eyes behind the mask
>In barely a split-second before it could lurch onto her she cast a light spell and illuminated the room
>The wayward spirit screeched and careened out of the window before disappearing into the night
>Starlight sprinted to the bathroom with Anon and hid next to him in the bathtub
"Why'd you look?"
>"I thought it left..."
"She never leaves, not until the sun comes up."
>Anon and Starlight heard scratching in the room along the walls towards them
>Then silence
>Then screeching
>"STAAAAARLIIIIIGHT! AAAAANOOOOON!"
>The two clung together, waiting for the grace of day

all these authors and still page 9?

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Condiment ponies

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female version for waifuing when?

>>30588681
How do I fuck ketchup guys

>>30591246
Take the top off and stick your dick in it

>>30592708
Mustard called me a faggot when I tried
Help the entire kitchen is covered in ketchup and mayo laughs hysterically
What the fuck do I do I just wanted to fuck Heinz
She still doesn't seem to understand what is going on

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>>30588681
>Trying to put some sriracha on your rice
>cap is plugged
>squeeze her harder
>nothing
>both hands squeeze the fuck out of her
>nothing
>put her under your arm in a headlock and squeeze as hard as you possibly can
>slam sriracha pony on the table and drop an ATOMIC ELBOW™ on her head
>sriracha shoots everywhere
>her head is kind of squished
>"Anon you fucking retard..."
>Put your mouth on her cap and blow hard
>Her head reinflates
>Put some sriracha on your rice

>>30584876
always with the sloppy kisses

>>30594634
how would you even enjoy being with her? she has to be out of the water to hang out, she's too big for your kisses or hugs, and you can't sleep cuddled up next to her.

>>30596884
Crotchless diving suit.

>>30597454
>someone is poking me with a pin
>ooh that gets me so hot
yeah, no.

>>30597456
For her pleasure, you'd probably have to fist her cervix or urethra. Or maybe just insert your entire lower body.

>>30597459
>Anon trains on the speed bag to punch her clitt at 300 punches per min
>Anon learns quickly he should also take up swimming

>>30597504
I suspect just rubbing it would be more pleasurable for her.

>>30593803
>never thought of removing the top and clearing out the plug with a toothpick

>>30598940
wouldn't you wind up scrambling her brain or something with that?

Don't boop the strange waifus.

>>30601592
boop

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>>30601592
You can't stop me!

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>>30602846

>>30596075
Tatzlponies can give you a sloppy kiss from all the way on the other side of the room. Just imagine what it's like when she gets up close and personal.

>>30605042
What if tatzlpony gives you a french kiss so deep her tongue comes out your ass?

>>30603400
Cute!

>>30605126
Yeah, I wish all of our ghost writefags wouldn't go MIA before finishing their stories.

>>30605099
That would just be creepy, and probably do you an injury.

>>30605144
They ghosted.

>>30605144
Wriefags are kill.
They finally can be with their ghost waifus now.

>>30606326
>Day whatever in Equestria.
>Be Anon, because that's who you always are.
>Be three sheets to the wind, celebrating anniversary of coming to magic horse land, or whatever.
>Fuck it, you're drunk.
>You've been celebrating at Canterlot Palace, since you're more or less good friends with the Princesses.
>One of the few advantages of being the only one of your kind.
>Night's candles are burnt out, and jocund day stands tiptoe on the misty mountaintops.
>Which is a really fancy way of saying you've been out partying all night, and you would like to get back to your room and catch some sleep before the sun comes up.
>So you decide to take a shortcut through the castle's statuary garden.
>Yeah, the one they told you never to go into at night.
>Well, it's almost morning anyhow, so you figure it doesn't count.
>As you stumble through the dimly moonlit garden paths, you notice that your shoe is untied.
>Well, that could be dangerous.
>Wouldn't want to trip and mess up your face now.
>So you lean against a statue to fix it.
>A pegasus pony wearing a gown, standing on her hind legs, and covering her eyes with her hooves.
>Guess the sculptor wanted to commemorate Hide & Go Seek or something.
>Just as you get a grip on your laces, the statue seems to shift behind you, and you tumble gracelessly onto your butt.
>Somehow you finish tying your shoe before wondering how you would up on the ground with the morning dew soaking into your butt.
>You look up at the statue, which seems to be looking down at you now.
>Did that statue move?
>Drunkenly, you state at it for a bit, and when the statue does not move again within twenty seconds, you declare it a mirage.
>You use it as a support to pull yourself back up onto your feet.
"Much obliged, ma'am."
>You would tip your hat, but you're not wearing one, so you make a funny gesture kind of like a salute.
>And turn to stumble home.
>At the gate, you turn to look at the statue again.
>The plinth is empty.

>>30606411
"Okay, I'm too drunk to be out any more."
"Thankfully, I think that's my place right across the street."
>Fortunately, you are correct on this rare occasion.
>The street is deserted, but you nevertheless describe a weaving, circuitous path from the garden gate to your front door, and let yourself in.
>Shutting the door behind you, you kick your shoes off in the darkness and declare, to no one...
"I made it! I'm home!"
>Congratulations, you fucking lush.
>Those royal sisters sure know how to throw one hell of a party.
>Bumping into the wall kind of sucks, but you're too drunk and tired to bother with lighting a candle.
>So you make your way through the dark to your room, pausing only once to curse out an errant piece of furniture which managed to get in your way.
>BED!
>You tumble onto the soft surface and crawl just far enough to align your head with your pillow, and drop.
>Fuck undressing.
>Consciousness flees in blissful relief.
>And you dream.
>You dream of an ethereally beautiful pegasus pony who shyly approaches you.
>After a complicated dance involving cautious approach and gentle coaxing on your part, she at last embraces you.
>You're not really into ponies that way, but it seems she just wants a cuddle.
>You gently wrap your arms around the dream pony, and she nestles herself into you, sighing contentedly.
>She cuddles you like somepony who needs cuddling.
>Like somepony who has been longing to be cuddled.
>Like somepony who hasn't been cuddled for centuries.
>Consciousness returns warily to your head as the first creeping rays of the sun invade your bedroom.
>You blearily open your eyes to find yourself in bed with a statue.
>The cold, stone pony fits against you comfortably, as though the sculptor chiseled her out specifically to hug you while you hugged her back.
>But she's stone.
>How?
"I must still be drunk."
>You close your eyes, and immediately the dream of the warm, soft, affectionate pegasus returns.
>She gives you a gentle squeeze.

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Bedtime bump.

>>30606417
More when?

>>30609072
Great. Now everything has leaked out and she's hungry again.

>>30606417
Yes! Please more that was actually really good. Don't think just write!

If you e ever wondered what a "Mary Sue" is, read this story.

https://pastebin.com/zhz0qgLM

The autism is strong with this one.

>>30612129
>Not pony or any other race that can talk
Why this is even allowed on /mlp/ is a fucking mystery right now.

>>30612918
Because long tongues are fuckin' sexy.
https://pastebin.com/0ej1MPD8

>>30612918
Giraffes in Equestria are officially canon.

>>30612853
that author writes for /trash/, so of course the 'tism is strong

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>>30619567
Careful.
If you hold a Lamia Pony's hoof for too long,
then she will expect a cuddle as well.

Poodle Waifu.

>>30622576
That's Fluffle Puff on a humid day.

>>30622584
She not a dog though.

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YHVH waifu?

>>30584018
Keep this coming.

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Page 9 is no place for strange.

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>BadGrammarFag's last upload was in Jun 12th, 16

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>>30625969
I wish he'd come back.

>>30596884
Just have her float and user her as a platform to sleep on

>>30613604
H-Holy shit Anon
Do you, by any chance, know where I could find more like this?

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Any /ss/ strange waifu stories?

Quick question, has there ever been a pony in the style of a timberwolf in here?

>>30628476
I don't remember any stories, but I believe there's a pic of something like that.

>>30606326
>>30606417
Lovely~

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>>30620302
Never letting go then

>>30629742
Bump.

>>30620302
Fuck you, I wanted to write something quick, fluffy, with snake cuddles in the end due to your post, then started doing research, got spooked (fuck snakes, they're creepy as fuck) and this happened.

>Once again cursing the fucking bird horses for the rain, you go back to doing the dishes.
>Not having running water sucks, can't these primitives hurry up and invent pipes already?
>Thankfully, your house was actually on a river bank, upstream from Ponyville, which made getting water and emptying the buckets pretty easy.
>So long as ponies didn't figure out why water started tasting funny, you were good.
>The house itself is a little way from town proper, in a small grove fuck malaysian flora, i found nothing fitting for horse town, so treat anon as a retard who can't into trees , so an occasional branch snapping outside doesn't bother you.
>Anymore, at least.
>First couple of nights were not fun.
>Mayor warned you that the last owner moved out because of 'wildlife problems', but anon ain't no bitch.
>That, and the house was cheap.
>You're shaken out of your thoughts by a knock on your front door.
>Even on the sunniest days you don't get many visitors.
>Whoever is out there must be lost or new to town.
>You put the last plate away and get ready to give the newcomer your patented 'welcome to Ponyville'
>Reciting all 'yo mama' jokes you could remember, you walk to your front door and throw it open.
>Then you slam it shut.
>You take a look through a peeping hole to make sure you're not insane, but, sure as rain, there she is.
>It's unmistakably a mare.
>A pretty cute one, too.
>Orange mane, blue fuzzy coat.
>And a snake tail instead of back legs.
>She looks wide eyed at the door you've just slammed in her face, blinks a couple of times, looks left and right and then fucking flits her tongue.
>Fuck. That.
>You turn around and lean into your door hoping to keep it closed.

>>30635278
>Anon ain't no bitch, but having a huge snake on your porch was a reason to go full defcon 1.
>As you're standing there, leaning against your door, you hear another knock.
'Uh, hello? Excuse me, sir? Could you please open the door?'
>For some reason it surprises you - how different, yet at the same time how similar her voice is compared to other ponies.
>Young, ringing, but with a certain raspiness to it.
>You also can't help but notice that she draws her 's' out.
Fuck off, we're closed!
>With that bit of wisdom out of the way, you secure the bolt on your door and take a look outside.
>Obviously off put by your response, the snek horse blinks owlishly and flits her tongue again.
'I'm not here to buy anything, sir.'
Then what the fuck do you want?
'A snack.'
>Okay
>Breath, anon, breath
>You've been through worse
>Besides, your home is your fortress, right?
>You've got supplies. Junk food, granted, but it'll last you a while.
'Sir, I've seen her crawl inside through that hole in the wall on the riverside. I promise, I'll be quick!'
>Maybe you can juke her out.
>Jump out of bedroom window and...
Wait... Who crawled where?
>Then you hear it.
>A hiss
>And it's inside the house. With you.
>From your pantry crawls out another, actual snake.
>Light brown in colour, with a distinct hood on it's head.
>And it was crawling towards you, slowly, deliberately.
>Whether it's seen you and wanted to attack or was just doing snek things - you didn't care to know, you just wanted to be anywhere else.
'Sir? Are you alright? You're too quiet... Please, if you see it - open the door! I can help you! You have to trust me!'
>She's whispering, and her voice is further muffled by the door, but you hear every syllable clear as day.
>With viper closing in, you figured you had nothing to loose.
>Ever so slowly you reach for the bolt.

>>30635285
>The cobra is about 4 meters away at this point, but it must have seen you.
>You pull the bolt open, making every effort to keep your movements slow and steady, while the snake raises on it's tail and looks right at you.
>Fuck it.
>You yank the bolt, pull the door hard and scramble to jump out.
>The viper hisses behind you and, you assume, lunges at you.
>With one leg out the door you turn your torso around to look behind you.
>You can see the snake's jaws snapping right in front of your face moments before you're roughly bumped aside.
>Landing in the mud at the bottom of your stairs, you see your lamia guest pin the cobra down with her hooves before leaning down and
>okaynotlookingnow
>Instead, you inspect yourself
>Face intact, no bite marks anywhere you looked, butt caked in mud, bones unbroken
>Yup, all good.
>Standing up, you're startled by a pair of... magenta, you think? eyes, uncomfortably close.
>You find yourself staring, almost unable to pull away
>These two orbs scan you up and down, either looking for injuries or appraising a potential desert
>Oh shit, you heard some snakes can do hypnosis, is that what's happening?
>Then she flicks her fucking tongue.
You're in my face.

>>30635610
>Cue owlish blinking
'Oh! Uh, sorry. I just... Have never seen you before. Or anything like you, really'
>She stammers a bit, but gives you some breathing room.
>Now that your life is not in danger anymore, you can take a proper look at your companion.
>One thing you didn't notice before are a pair of short fangs in her mouth.
>And one thing you've completely forgotten about is the fucking rain.
Yeah, yeah, that's great, thank for the save and all that, but I don't feel like chatting out here. Lets t...
>You almost suggest you two continue your chat inside, but you catch yourself in time.
>Noticing a snake tail in the puddle behind your guest, you decide on a different course of action.
Actually, let's do something real quick first. Come on.
'Okay? Oh, my name is Kalliane, by the way!'
Anon. Thanks for saving my butt. Now hold still.
'What are yAIIIEEEEE'
>Potentially lethal snake pone or not, NO ONE was allowed to carry mud inside your household.
>NO. ONE.

That's it for today, off to have snake based nightmares.
I'm never going to Malaysia.

>>30635614
y u find sneks spoopy?

>>30618438
I miss the birb threads they always had a shitload if good green

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>>30628476
>pony in the style of a timberwolf
Accept no half measures.

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Bedtime bump

>>30640336
Nice.
>>30640881
This story is what prompted my question

>>30640336
She seems a bit wooden. Could lead to a sticky situation.

>>30644808
She's not the only thing that's wooden, and she'll be even stickier after Anon is finished with her.

>>30644801
Has there ever been any green of Four Eyes?

>>30645103
Sadly not as far as I can recall.
She's just someone's OC (not from here as far as I know), and there hasn't really been much discussion about her.

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>>30644808
>>30644948

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Some day her prince will come...

>>30646519
Snek?

>>30646696
Lonely snek.

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>>30635688
They believe that apple in the garden bullshit.

Bedtime bump

>>30648940
Ditto.

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Imma fuck you back to page one you freaky slut.

>>30635614
Good night, also i love it.

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>>30650904
AGAIN

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>>30650904
>>30652811

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>>30650904
>>30652811
>>30653714

Bump?