See this Wat do?

>>30550810
>rape

>>30550810
Forgive her

>>30550810
Teach her how to draw.

>>30550810
gently flick her nose after I gently scold her and tell her to be more careful , then have her get me the broom so I can sweep up the mess

>>30550874
Gross. This is a Christian image board, sir.

>>30550810
Hit her with my belt buckle, tell her to get the fuck out while I clean. Threaten to beat her up and kick her out of the house if she does it again. Fucking pegasi

>>30550810

No cuddling
No dessert
no allowance for a week
and a lot of very disappointed looks

>>30550989
That's fucked up man...

>>30551004

it's called tough love, man. you go too soft on them and they end up being a lazy piece of shit like Rainbow Dash.

>>30551017
I wouldn't mind having an offspring as cute as Dash

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>>30550810
>"You stupid bitch. What the fuck is wrong with you? That vase was a gift from my mother who is now DEAD! ARRRRGGHHH!!!! FUCKKKK!!!!"
>grab her by her mane and pull her across the floor and put her in the washing machine and tip it on the door side so she can't get out
>"YOU FUCKING RETARD!!!!"
>start kicking washing machine and beating it with a baseball bat so the deafening noise inside hurts her eardrums
>"I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU!!!"
>go and grab shotgun
>load shotgun so she can hear it and jack one into the chamber
>set gun down
>tip washing machine back up and pull her out by her throat
>grab her tail and pull her into the bathroom and start filling the bathtub with water
>she's crying at this point and is shaking but remains mute
>"...you worthless piece of shit", I mutter.
>I get in the tub and add some soap to make a bubble bath
>Fluttershy sitting in the corner with great anxiety
>"GO GET THE GUN"
>Fluttershy lets out a cry yet remains trembling
>"FUCK I'LL DO IT MYSELF"
>get out of the tub and grab shotgun then get back in tub
>"THIS IS MY RIFLE! THERE ARE MANY LIKE IT, BUT THIS ONE IS MINE! MY RIFLE IS MY BEST FRIEND! IT IS MY LIFE! I MUST MASTER IT AS I MASTER MY LIFE!
WITHOUT ME, MY RIFLE IS USELESS! WITHOUT MY RIFLE, I AM USELESS! I MUST FIRE MY RIFLE TRUE. I MUST SHOOT STRAIGHTER THAN MY ENEMY WHO IS TRYING TO KILL ME. I MUST SHOOT HIM BEFORE HE SHOOTS ME. I will..."
>take safety off and shoot myself in the mouth Full Metal Jacket style

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>>30550989

>>30550810
I would have an hard time to be mad at a pone.

>>30551081

that's not even counting all the times I would bring it up in conversations.

>>30551017
I can't speak for everyone, but my parents raised me according to the whole "tough love" program and I was an alcoholic by my 17th birthday. Withholding affection and prolonged periods of isolation can really fuck your kid - or pony - up.

>>30550830
Ah. I miss when this was always first response.
Good work anon.

>>30550989
you monster

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>>30551095

>>30551058
are you ok?

>>30551084
this

>>30550810
Hug her tell her it's fine, then clean it up.
I wouldn't get pissed over a vase or anything for that matter if it was her. Anyone else like Rainbowtrash yes I would have grabbed her by the hair and pull her to the vase and grab a shard of the broken vase and and shove it into her eye and tell her to pick it up and if she doesn't I'll do it again to the other eye and keep doing it over and over.
Till she dies or till I'm out of shards.

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>>30551058
Roleplaying is ileeeeeeegallllll lll.

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>>30550810
She knows she did bad.

Hit her with a newspaper and sternly say "NO! BAD PONY!"

Put the next vase up higher and on something sturdier because she'd rather knock over a stool than use her fucking wings.

Be secure in the knowledge that she's too much of a scaredy cat to fly high.

Pet her two hours later.

>>30551058
Jesus, Anon. You act like she ate your cookies or something.

>>30552444
Trips confirm, she ate Anon's cookies, and then broke the vase.

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>>30550810
Scold her about eating my flowers, then help her garden a bit since she wants flowers.

Then petting.

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>>30550810
SHE BROKE MY GRILL?!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RCL47zcJ39g

>>30550810
>beating
>rape

>>30550810
Go to bed without dinner nor hugs

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>>30550810
This.

>>30550810
"It's okay, we can just blame it on Rainbow Dash."

>>30550810
Break her fucking snout

>>30554746
KILL IT!!! Send it to hell! I would never!

>>30554746
God that is almost unbearably cute

>>30554746
MODS

>>30550810

Wonder why there's a dog that looks like Fluttershy in my house and wonder why there's a vase of flowers in my house, I'm allergic. Clean it up. See whose neighbor this critter belongs to.

You can break all my things Shy

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>>30550810
What would'nt I do?

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>>30550874
You depraved fuck.

>>30552208
So is impersonation of a 4chan moderator, retard.

>>30550989
You know you can just shut her in the bathroom for like thirty seconds. She'll probably cry the whole while, but the point is just to let her know that a crime gets time. If you try to traumatize an animal it'll only wind up not trusting you.

>>30550810
YOU ARE A FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT!!
>Fluttershy runs away in fear as I chase her.
I'M GOING TO RAPE YOU!!

>>30550810
"I'm not mad, just disappointed."