>Another edgy unicorn THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

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>>30550002
I WANT TO DIE IN EQUESTRIA REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>30550002
the fuck?
that just looks like a shitty version of shadow lock

>>30550002
"Alright Mr Vogel, the fanbase is splitting up faster each day. How do we save the show?"
"Dude edgy unicorns lmao!"
"Uhh…you serious? I was thinking like a brand new take on the show's formula, or more deeply exploring establishes cha-"
"Do you want to keep your Twitter, Jim!?"
"No I don't actually!"
"Then make a hundred edgy unicorns anyway! I somehow know what little girls want!"

>>30550073
>a brand new take on the show's formula
You mean Glimmy. <|^:)

>>30550002
>Edgy
it looks like a basic unicorn in some sort of ceremonial garb, although its hard to tell with the shitty image quality.

>>30550002
>Curved horn
Sombra backstory.....?

>>30550481
Eastern unicorns appear to have curved horns.

>>30550882
She isn't an eastern unicorn, that was Mage Meadowbrook who apparently is an earth pony.

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>>30550882
Curved? Horns?

>>30550891
She's wearing Chinese/Japanese garbs and sporting a jap hairstyle. They're obviously meant to by pony asians.

>Eastern unicorns have curved horns.

That's a nice piece of worldbuilding, I like that. Do you think Eastern Pegasi and Earth Ponies get anything?

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>>30550905
Goddamn slope horns.

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>>30550916
>>30550911
>>30550905
This is Mage Meadowbrook. She is not any kind of unicorn, she is a shaman.

>>30550882
I like that idea because japs also use curved swords as opposed to straight edge. It makes for a nice allegory.

>>30550939
How does that debunk eastern unicorns having curved horns?

>>30550939
Do Eastern Earth Ponies get bird masks?

>>30550950
Because Mage Meadowbrook was supposed to be an Eastern unicorn, and Mistmane was never said to be one.

As cool of an allegory as it is, apparently Brenda Hickey either didn't get the memo when she designed the character or that mask is how she amplifies her magic or something.

>>30550943
just like sandniggers...?
And abos?
And a good part of africa?

Actually, anywhere that didn't have the ressources to build metallic armors

>>30550959
She's a shaman and probably going to be referenced in the episode where Zecora gets pony AIDS and Fluttershy has to find the cure, because she is apparently Fluttershy's ancient counterpart.

>>30550943
Do eastern ponies also have curved horsecocks?

>>30550964
Everyone knows what a katana is. No one cares about esoteric nigger weaponry.

>>30550165
>edgy unicorn
You mean Glimmy <|^:)

>>30550962
So Meadowbrook is an eastern earth pony instead of an eastern unicorn. Still doesn't mean eastern unicorns aren't supposed to have curved horns.

>>30550002
What is this edge for ants?

>>30550939
How does she looks more like Fluttershy's mother than Mrs Shy?

>>30550978
Hey, khopeshes are fucking cool.

>>30550939
And yet twilight sparkle who should have known all sorts of shit about mage meadowbrook could not comprehend that an earth pony could have more then the standard earth pony powers.

>>30550964
It's because in their region it was too hot to be able to move in armor. They never had winter.
They designed curved swords because it slashes easier through the skin, due to no armor. A pointier sword is best against armor to stab through it, but not for wide slash attacks.

>>30550894
Kek