Incestuous Relationships Thread

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>Trixie was also nurse, but Trixie had to worry with bullets flying over head and sceamjng baby men with missing limbs

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>>30545926
>TFW no cute autistic cousin that likes to role play.

>>30545948
*russian

>>30545953
>Why not both?

Where is everyone?

>>30546471
Writefags got bored of the topic, thread died.

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>>30546471

I'm gonna take it from the top on the Daughterarity green since so little was posted already and I started late in the last thread.

>>30546471
ran out of ideas a week ago, don't feel like fleshing out any of the few ideas i still have, just give prompts

Son of a bitch, I fucking swear, /incest/, I actually have a curse on me that causes threads to die wheneverI start writing in them. Shit, I should open up a website whereI charge a fee to kill threads the buyer doesn't like.

>>30546595
Can you kill Satyr and RGRE?

>>30546489
t. otaku

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>>30546624
And /hhh/ too pls

>>30546595
THEN WHY ARE YOU HERE!?!?!

>>30546673
He wants (You)'s

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Gonna start namefagging here, just to make the Coco updates easier to find.

https://pastebin.com/K5M2RyY3

When we last left off, our spergy aunt had finally gone and told her bitch of a boss to get fucked.

>For a moment, the only sound in the diner is the clinking of silverware as everyone puts their forks down
>Though you don't look around, you can feel several pairs of eyes on you as everyone turns to look at the tiny confrontation going on in the back of the restaurant
>Coco stares at the ground, her cheeks red, trying to hide her face from the mini-crowd now waiting hungrily for drama
>Suri takes a step back, her lips quivering
>"Don't deserve to be happy!? You..."
>For a moment, she raises her hand like she's about to smack Coco
>Your aunt, to her credit, doesn't even flinch
>But under the table, you feel her take ahold of your hand again, squeezing it between her shaking, sweaty fingers
>However, Suri doesn't attack her
>In fact, the anger seems to immediately drain out of her face
>She collapses backwards against a free table, her eyes far away
>"Is... is that really what you think of me?"
>Coco bites her lip, and nods
>"You've done nothing but p-push me away, and make me feel terrible about myself. M-maybe it's not my place to say what you deserve, but..."
>She trails off, still not looking at her former boss
>Suri reaches across the table to try and grab your aunt's shoulder, but Coco scoots out of her reach
>"How do you think I felt, huh?"
>That question seems to catch Coco off-guard
>"What?"
>"Nobody ever cared about anything I made until I had you to model for me. You were the only thing they ever wanted to see, y'know? They didn't want my designs, they wanted you *in* my designs."
>She drops her hands into her lap, curling them into fists
>"Do you have any idea how much that hurts, Pommel?"

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>>30546759
>"I... I don't think I understand."
>"What, I have to explain this again? Nobody asked for more of my work! Every magazine we put out, they wanted more of you."
>"W-what?"
>Coco's eyes go wide with surprise
>"Nobody ever told me that..."
>"That's because I didn't let them, m'yeah? I couldn't bear to have you thinking you were better than me."
>Suri hangs her head
>"Everyone else already thought so. I just wanted one person who looked up to me, 'mkay? And maybe I went to far, but..."
>When she raises her head again, there are tears welling in the corners of her eyes
>"...I just wanted to be first in *something*, for once in my life. And I went too far. I messed everything up."
>She sighs, scooting away from the table
>"I'm sorry, Pomm-- Coco."
>She lets out a watery laugh, staring down at her interlaced fingers
>"Maybe you're right. I really don't deserve much, if this is the way I treat the good things that happen to me, yeah?"
>With that, she stands up
>"I'm sorry. Good luck with, well... whatever you end up doing. I'm sure you'll be a damn bit better at it than I was."
>She starts to walk towards the exit, but Coco stops her
>"Suri, wait."
>She gives your hand one final squeeze
>"What you said about me, about people wanting to see more of me... is that true?"
>Suri nods
>"It was."
>The entire diner is staring at the two of them now, as the two women approach each other, standing just a few feet from each other in the center of the place
>"You've got a future as a model, Pommel. If that's what you want."

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>>30546871
>"I... I don't know."
>Suri shrugs
>"Well. Whatever you decide to do... good luck. You deserve it. And if there's anything I can do to help you, just... let me know, 'mkay? I owe it to you, I guess."
>"Yeah. Thank you, Ms. Suri."
>"You don't gotta call me miss. If you..."
>Suri rubs her shoulder
>"If you don't wanna talk again, I'll understand. But you're, well, the closest thing I've got to a friend. So, maybe, sometime in the future, if you ever want to see me again, I'd..."
>She trails off
>"Sorry. See you around, Coco."
>And with that, she disappears back out of the diner

>The rest of lunch is... well, a little awkward, to say the least
>Coco finishes her meal while staring dreamily off into the distance
>"They actually liked me as a model..."
"Well, yeah. Of course they did."
>She's holding your hand again, though not out of nervousness this time
>Now, the two of you are holding hands just because it feels right
>Coco's thumb is lazily stroking along your palm, and she smiles at you
"I was trying to tell you. You're beautiful, Aunt Coco. Everyone sees it. Even Suri."
>You've never seen her blush so hard
>"S-stop~."
>You goes back to trailing her finger along the table, drawing a tiny heart in the water drops
>"You were right though. Guess I owe you one, little buddy."
>She reaches across the table to ruffle your hair

>>30545960
>You will never be the one bright spot of relief is Russia Trixie's day
>She will never be secretly overjoyed that her cousin likes playing around with her games
>She will never snuggle up close to you when your both tired because she feels safe an content.
Why not just fucking kill me then.

Jeff are you planning to do other stories here? because I know you also like writing about SpergTrixie

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>>30547002
I'm always down for SpergTrix


>>30546921
>You laugh, patting your hair back into place
>"Oh! I've got an idea! Looks like I won't have work for a bit, so..."
>She winks at you
>"What say we finally have that movie night, huh? I can pick us up some snacks on the way home, and I've got the Transformers movie on VHS."
"Sounds great! Long as we can get some more Pizza Rolls, I'm ready for anything."
>"Aw, yeah! Hope you're ready for the Most Awesome Aunt's 'Best Part Ever'™!"
"So ready!"
>You and Coco high-five

>On the way home, you stop at the Supermarket and load up a shopping cart with so much junk food that your mom would probably have a heart attack
>Oreos, Pizza Rolls, triple-chocolate icecream, that cookie dough with little stars in the center, pull-apart Twizzlers, three gallons of chocolate milk, and a heap of bags of all flavors of potato chips
>Coco kind of goes a little overboard, and you have to talk her down from grabbing a second cart
>"Heh, yeah. This is probably enough."
>Then she sees a huge display of those fancy 8,000-flavor jellybeans, and nearly squeals
>"Wait! We need some of these too! They're so much fun, you just pick a random color and try to guess what it'll be! Think we should get some?"
"Uh..."
>Usually, you're the one begging your requisite adult to buy candy, not the other way around
"Yeah! Let's go for it!"
>"Woo!"
>She pats you on the back
>"This is gonna be so, so cool! Oh, I still need one more thing"!
>Coco runs off, leaving you with the cart

>>30547043
Then see.
>>30545926
>>30545948

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>>30547043
>When she comes back, she's carrying a wrapped paper bag in her hands
>"Alright! Let's head out!"
>It takes nearly ten minutes to ring up all the junk food, and then another ten to pile it into her tiny car
>Coco's practically bouncing the entire time
>It takes you a while to notice it, but she seems way less nervous than she did earlier
>In fact, she kinda walks the same way your mom does when she gets all dressed up, or the way your more-athletic classmates will after winning a particularly spectacular baseball game
>There's an air of bouncy confidence about her, and she keeps pausing to grab ahold of your hand again, swinging it happily as the two of you make your way home

Alright, pausing there for today. Next update: movie night and a special surprise with Aunt Coco.

>>30547104
>and a special surprise
She's gonna get dicked by fiddy niggers?

>>30545911
The loss of Cousin Bonnie and Grandma Nata a while back saddened me. I haven't been back ITT since then. (Nurse Readheart piques my interest). What's new, what's good? Any recommendations?

>>30547043
>I still need one more thing
Condoms?

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>>30547104
Yes.

>>30547155
They're not loss.
The writefriend is in vacation I think.
Besides that we got a couple new stories like Aunt Coco and big sis Flutters.

>>30546513
I sort of skimmed through the previous thread. What little of Daughterarity I read shows promise. Do you have a bin?

>>30546513
Looking forward to more, it seemed real solid.

>>30546759
Holy shit Jeff, long time no see man, it's been years!

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>>30547104
>she's carrying a wrapped paper bag in her hands
The cashier's face when Coco bought the condoms in is the same lane she bought all the junk food with her young nephew in

Never mind, goyim, Jeff's back. My thread-killing power is nothing against his thread-sustaining power.

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>When you hitting it from behind but remember she got two scoops

>>30547238
>>30547375
Thanks, faggots, pastabin account is
https://pastebin.com/u/SpeedBoostBlaziken

>>30545948
>roleplay
You think Trixie freezing potatoes off and watching comrades die is game?

>>30548141
>You will never red pill your SJW cousin.

>>30548515
Sister

>>30547043
why the fuck am I not eating that stuff right now?

>>30547158
that's where I went too, but...

>>30548542
>implying a sister would ever listen to you

>>30547104
Haven't enjoyed a good bit of green in a while, looks good so far my dude

>>30546595
>I have come to save you from evil, with my posts of deaths.
You Sir will bring salvation upon /mlp/. Please kill this thread for us:
>>30487993
Why? No hooves - no happiness.

>>30547104
My heart and my dick will get ready for this, just in case

>>30548749
>>30548749
>Implying I do it for good or evil
>Implying all my actions, words, even my thoughts, aren't motivated solely by a desire for (You)s

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>You will never be the gamer boy to your sisters hot nerd friends.
>You will never be the sexy barbarian/bard.
>You will never offer to rollplay whats going on with the girls
Its feels bad.

>>30549873
Clockwise, from top:
Japanese Twilight, Moondancer, Chinese Twilight, Sunset Shimmer, Discorded Pinkie, Retarded Jew Twilight

>17 years
>It's been 17 years now
>You were there when your wife, Cookie Crumbles, gave birth to your daughter
>You were only 16 at the time, your wife (or, at the time, girlfriend) was 18
>To this day, it still blows your mind that your shining angel, your beautiful gem, was older now than you were on the day she was born
>You had stood in that hospital room for hours, your feet screaming in pain, but you didn't care
>Cookie was her mother, and she deserved all the time in the world with her new daughter
>But eventually, it was time
>Your lovely (now) wife looked at you and asked
>"Do you want to hold her?"
>You said nothing in return, but merely reached out to take your daughter into your arms
>You'd been preparing that moment with Cookie for years
>And it finally came true
>As you looked into your daughter's beautiful blue eyes, you could tell that a difficult road full of heartache, sleepless nights, and worry would be ahead of you
>But it would all be worth it
>And now, as you look upon that same daughter, all grown up, you can't help but smile
>You've come as long way, and so has she
>She notices you in the doorway, and puts down her little pony doll
>She smiles at you and does the little finger wiggle wave she does, which you return
>Amazing how a girl her age still plays with figurines like that
>Then again, you've been teaching her from a young age to never give up the things she loves, even if people tell her she's outgrown them
>Her more mature pursuits include designing and making her own clothing
>She does want to be a fashion designer, after all
>But she'll always have that spark of childishness in her
>And so will you
>She turns to her toys and asks
>"Hello, father, would you like to play with me?"

>>30547104
I'm in love with the Coco

>>30549873
Those faces are the stuff of nightmares.

>>30550388
Of course you could never pass up an opportunity to spend time with your little girl
>Or your not-so-little girl now
>She's nearly as tall as you now
>Surpassed her mother by a few inches
>You sit down and grab a pony doll
>Purple, with a horn, but no wings
"Based on the playset you have out, as well as the Twilight doll with no wings, I'm gonna guess we're playing the 'invasion of Canterlot' scenario"
>She nods gently, grabbing a nearby box of figurines of the highly disposable, deplorable bug creatures known as "changelings"
"And I'm guessing you want me to be the bug queen."
>She gives you a challenging smile, before grabbing the "mane six" as she calls them
>"I WILL defeat your invasion someday, and when I do, THEN you'll get your turn playing the heroes."
>Eh, Fair enough
>Maybe you should let her win just once
>... Nah
>If this were any other campaign, you would
>But you are Chrysalis, conqueror of worlds, and you shall never relent!
>The two of you open your smartphones to the Parades and Princesses 3.5 handbook, and begin setting up the field

>>30550424
yeah they aint good.. but.. meh, my standards are low given how most people draw

>>30550433
>After about an hour of smashing her Canterlot soldiers, she pauses on her next room
>You're about say "Snake, what took you so long?", but before you do, she speaks first
>"Daddy?" she says, looking down at the floor, worriedly
"Yes, angel?"
>She looks you in the eyes, and you can see something in her face
>She's been building up to this, and it's something big
>"Was I an accident?"

>Sighing, you climb off the floor and sit on Rarity's bed
"Come on, Rarity, there are some things I need to explain to you."
>Rarity hangs her head, but nonetheless obeys you
>She can tell that the short answer is "yes", she's suspected for a while
>As she sits next to you, she tries her best to put a smile on her face for you
"A long time ago, your mother and I met. We were young, we didn't really know what we were gonna do with our lives."
>Rarity leans her head onto your shoulder, and you reciprocate by placing an arm around her
"We were only sure of one thing, that we loved each other. We knew we planned to get married one day, have a couple of kids, settle down in a nice house."
>She's surprisingly calm, her breath steady and her pulse beating at a normal resting pace
"Of course, they say no plan survives first contact."
>She can't help but crack a smile
>You always knew how to push her buttons, after all
"So, the thing is, Rarity,"
>You take her head in your hand and tilt her face up to you, looking deeply into her eyes
"I don't think of you as an accident, just an... early arrival."
>For the first time, you see tears start to build up in her eyes
>But she doesn't break down
>She doesn't sob or cry
>She buries her face in your chest
>You feel her own chest heaving against you as her deep breaths stave off the sobbing she's so desperately trying to keep at bay
>After a while, she looks back up and you, smiling once again

>>30550447
>But this smile isn't the forced, broken smiles she was giving you during your talk
>It was genuine, a smile that showed she really was happy
>She wipes the tears from her eyes and does a small, dainty laugh
>"I'm sorry daddy, for making you do this. I just... I needed to hear that from you."
>You wrap your daughter in your arms and speak, nearly whispering to her
"It's okay, baby girl, you didn't do anything wrong. Just know that your mother and I love you, and we always will."
>You look into her eyes again before planting a kiss on her forehead
>She responds by pecking you on the cheek, like she always does
>Except, this one wasn't just a quick peck
>She eventually pulls away, and gives you a wink
>"If you keep treating me like this, I might just have to steal you away from mom"
>Ah, memories
>When she was young, she would say that she was going to marry you
>After you told her that she can't because you were already married to Cookie, she boldly told you that she was going to steal you from her
"Don't be silly, sweetness, there's enough of me to share, right?"
>Suddenly, Rarity's expression changes rapidly
>First to one of confusion
>"You mean you-"
>Then one of pure delight
>"Oh my goodness! I can't believe you really-"
>Then one of shock, complete with her signature gasp
>"But will mother really-"
>She suddenly jumps off the bed and bolts for the door
>"I'll be back daddy, I need to go talk to mom about this!"
>But before you can reply 'about what?', Rarity is gone
>What in Equestria is that girl talking about?
>The last thing you two said was that she was gonna steal you from Cookie, and that there was enough of you to share
>...
>Wait
>Oh no
>Rarity wasn't being serious still, was she?
>She didn't think you meant you could be 'shared' in THAT way, DID SHE?!
>You need to find her, and your wife
>Fast

>>30550452
https://pastebin.com/u/SpeedBoostBlaziken
Prewriting more tonight, and when I get tired or stuck in writer's block on this one, I'll do the Ponkmom one instead

>>30549873
>Moonie is having her friends over for DND, movies and vidya.
>Holy shit your older sister actually has friends.
>You really need to step up on your game.
>One of the girls, with freckles and ponytail looked at you.
>"Who's the dork?"
>"T-that's my little brother."
>Wait Moonie didn't tell anyone about you.
>Rude.

>>30550505
>"How big is he?"
>(raucous giggling)
>You walk off, blushing and shaking your head. These girls are dorks
>Then you hear in the distance "What do you mean you don't know? What kind of sister are you? Go find out!"

>>30550505
>>30550523
>They convince her that it's a big sister's job to see what her brother is packing.
>So while you're sleeping Moonie snaps pics of you on her phone and sends them to the girls that came over the other day.

>>30550452
>Making you way downstairs quickly, you see Rarity talking to Cookie in the garden
>Your daughter hugs her mother before jumping up and down in the air excitedly
>"Daddy! Mother was just telling me she would talk to you about sharing you with me! Isn't that great?!"
"Oh, so you, already told her, and she wants to talk to me about it, right?"
>Cookie gives you a look that says 'I don't know what the fuck is going on here but I don't like it'
>Meanwhile Rarity is smiling ear to ear and nodding her head
"HAHA, TIME FOR SUICIDE!", you say as you spin 360 degrees and begin moonwalking away
>"I'm afraid not, Hondo," says your wife, "we're going to talk about this."
>She puts her hand on her hip and cocks to one side
>"Then you have my permission to die"
>You sigh and head inside to the table where you sit down
>You're not sure how you acquired the lit cigarette or bottle of rye, all your mind is focused on is what's coming next
>Your wife sits down across from you, a lot calmer and less angry looking than you anticipated
>"So tell me Hondo, when did you start lusting after our daughter like this?"
>Of course, she jumps to conclusions without getting your side of the story
"I didn't, this whole thing is a huge misunderstanding."
>"Oh, so you didn't tell Rarity that I was going to start 'sharing you' with her?"
"Well, technically, uh, I did, but it was a joke, and it had nothing to do with 'lust' in the first place."
>You take a puff of smoke and a swig of rye, and look at the table, unable to meet your wife's eyes
"You remember when Rarity said she was going to marry me when she grew up, right? And when I told her that she couldn't I said it was because I already was married to you. Well earlier, she mentioned stealing me from you, just like she did back then."
>"And then you told her there was 'plenty of (You) to share', right?"

>>30551513
>You choke on your current puff of smoke, causing your throat to burn
>You try to wash it down with some of the rye, but you choke on that too
>Your wife begins to stand up from her chair to help you
"What... are... you.. talking... about", you say in between coughing and having your wife slap your back.
>"Well I think you should do what Rarity asked and let me share you with her."
"Okay, two big problems. One, I'm married, two, she's my daughter."
>Your wife simply giggles at you, like someone who knows, or gets, something you don't
>"The first isn't a problem at all dearest. I think this is exactly what we needed to spice up our marriage. And the second is up to you to ignore."
>You can't even fucking say anything
>You begin looking around the room for, uh, you don't know
>You look at your glass, at your cigarette ashes, but nothing is giving you the answer of what the ACTUAL FUCK IS GOING ON
>Guess the only way to go is forward
"Are you saying, that you are not only okay with, but are supportive of, us having an open relationship... with our daughter?"
>"Oh, you know me dear," she says as she bends over near your ear
>Her next words are whispered into your ear
>"You know how depraved I can be, it's one of the things you love about me."
>Well, she's not wrong
>One of the things that made you stay with Cookie was how kinky she could be
"Well, uh, what if Rarity takes it too far and decides to, uh, you know, get physical?"
>She stands up and stretches
>"And why would that be taking it 'too far', hmm?"
>Okay, what the actual fuck is wrong with your wife
"Okay, what the actual fuck is wring with you?"
>Well shit, that's one way to try to find out

>>30551515
>"Hmm, you tell me, dear. Of course I don't want to force you into anything, but I think you should give this a chance."
>Well, this has been one of the weirdest experiences ever
>You're not sure how you're going to break it to your daughter that you aren't romantically attracted to her
>Let alone, *sexually*, you think as you shudder
>And it appears you'll have to break this bad news to your wife, too
>But.. you do want to leave Rarity's feelings intact
"Alright, I'll indulge her for now by 'dating' her. But only so I can let her down gently, alright?"
>"Hmph, I say you're wasting a perfectly good opportunity here, but have it your way."
>She begins to walk toward the stairs, but stops and looks over her shoulder at you
>"Oh, and don't be too long telling Rarity, dear."
>She gives her hips a little suggestive wiggle at you
>"I want you to have ME your way, too"
>As Cookie heads upstairs, you pour yourself another drink and light up a new cigarette, before standing up to head outside
"Why can't shit just be normal?"

*** End Chapter 0: Prologue ***

Spelling fixes will be done is pastabin

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I like to believe Moonie's hiding a lovely pair of chest-beefers under her thick sweater.

>>30551526
>like to believe I'll get more (You)s on my shit-tier >green one day

>>30550563
This can only end badly. Broken trust anger and not to mention when the rest of the family finds out.

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>Is my big brother a peedeefile? Don't lie now

>>30551814
"No, I'm not checking you out. I'm feeling mighty hungry for those chocolates you have there. But if you're offering, I'd totally take your Wild South for a bumpy ride."

>>30551526
>Moonie & big brother chadnonymous
>"HEY. Retard." You say knocking on your sisters door
>'R-REE!!! What do you want, normo oppressor?'
>"Hey, if you want a ride to school you're coming with me now, I've got practice before class."
>'It's only 6:30, the library doesn't open until 7!'
>"Pbbbt, don't care, you coming or not?"
>'Y-YOU GODDAMN NORMALFAG!'
>"...Awww, no 'reee~' this time? You sound so cute when you do that, too."
>'W-what?'
>"I said let's go, sperg, and fucking febreze that sweater, that shit is rank."

>>30546624
>Can you kill Satyr
We've already had a guy there trying to do that for years, and it hasn't worked yet.

We'd happily welcome a new writefag though.

>>30551798
But you forget this is greentext where none of that happens.

>>30551519
good show.
>>30551798
for sneaking a peek? don't get so dramatic. that said, yeah, not while he's asleep, that's lame. he'd never find out.
>>30551814
I don't think he's into peedees, no. I think he likes vurginers.. at least I hope so

Bamp

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>>30547104

>When you get there, it takes two entire trips to load all the junk food into her place
>You end up carrying two bags in each arm, hoping it'll impress her
>Coco carries in the brown paper bag last, setting it on the living room table
>It's wrapped too tightly for you to see inside, so you choose to just ignore it for now
>Maybe that was the special present she said she got for you?
>The idea that there could be a super-cool gift inside makes it that much harder to ignore, so you busy yourself by staring at the living room's walls
>Each of them is adorned by at least one bookshelf, full of books whose titles usually include the words "dragon," "flames," "maiden," or "hero"
>They sound like your kinda books; maybe she'd let you borrow one?
>All the space that isn't taken up by books is covered in posters, most of which look really, really old
>And most of them have giant robots on them
>The robot designs aren't quite as cool as Bionicle™, but the colorful Japanese death-machines definitely have plenty of appeal to them
>Coco skips into the room, her cheerful mood not at all faded
>"Hey, little buddy."
>She notices you admiring her posters
>"Pretty cool, huh?"
"Yeah. Who are all of them?"
>Coco's eyes light up, and she sits next to you with her hands folded in her lap
>"Well..."
>She takes a deep breath, then launches into a twenty-word-per-second rant
>"That over there is Optimus Prime. He's pretty much the leader of the Autobots, they're the good guys, and he's sooo badass. I used to have this massive crush on him when I was little, and I know that's totally weird, because he's a robot, but, I dunno, he was just so awesome and *totally* heroic and..."

>>30554716
i cant tell what you fixed

>>30554729
He just double posted

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>>30554716
Maaaan, I've only known a few things to come in plain brown paper bags

>>30554756
oh weird. 2 whole minutes apart?

>>30554766
A-alcohol?

>>30554790
Enough time to reboot router

>>30554811
Chicken McNuggets?

>>30554846
I wish my router rebooted that quickly

>>30554864
My oldest d-link (dir-300 was it?) rebooted in 30 seconds, what kind of stone-age device are you using?

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>>30554729
A small but significant typo in the last line.

>>30554716
>Coco stops herself, blushing
>"He's great. And there's his arch-enemy, Megatron!"
>She points to an evil-looking silver robot, then to an awesome-looking guy with jet wings
>"And that's Starscream! He's the second in command, and he's a total BAMF."
"What's a BAMF?"
>"A badass motherf--"
>Coco coughs
>"A, uh... it's nothing. Don't tell your mom I told you that."
"Okay?"
>There's already plenty you're not going to be telling your mom about this trip
>Coco sweeps her hand along the wall, naming all of the Transformers she has, then gets into Gundam, then into shows with names you can't pronounce
>What the heck is a Gurren Lagann, anyway?

>Nearly three hours worth of giant robot talk passes between the two of you
>Eventually, you start responding by listing some of your favorite Bionicles™, and comparing them to Coco's favorite Transformers/Mobile Suits/whatever a Knightmare is
>That gets her even more excited, and so you just talk, and talk, and talk
>Somehow, she seems to get even *more* excited as the time wears on, until she has to go and grab her sketchbook to draw some of the epic cross-show battle scenes you two come up with
>She doesn't even seem to be aware that time is passing until your stomach rumbles
>That snaps her out of her long rant about how Megatron would "totally pwn" (to use her exact phrasing) Makuta in a 1v1
>"Oh! Whoa, it's... it's really dark out. You hungry, little buddy?"
"Kinda."
>"Aww, man. I must be boring you to death, huh?"
"No! This is awesome! It's so weird to have such a cool grown-up to talk to."
>"Ha, well."
>Coco blushes again
>"I try, you know. Now let's make some dinner!"

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>>30554811
Let me tell you a story about how I learned about the specific things that come in plain brown bags
>Be cart guy at grocery store
>It's ok, don't have to deal with people much
>Find wallets & purses, keep the money
>One day find some plain brown bags in a cart in the far corner of the parking lot
>Pick it up
>Feels like it contains publications; things with pictures and pages
>Whatever might be coo-
>Bunch of gay porn mags fall out
>Think "Someone could have just thrown this shit in the trash but they made the conscious decision to leave these in a grocery store parking lot."
>Mfw

>>30554876
>no womanchild aunt who draws epic battles
well, I'm fucking sad now

>>30554871
okay I guess I mean I wish my internet came back after rebooting that quickly.

>>30554888
Last week me and my mom grabbed a 6-pack of bud and were watching MLP g1. Does that count as even close?

>>30554876
ah, I see.

>>30554879
>Find wallets & purses, keep the money
I don't envy you your comeuppance.

>>30555015
If you lose your bag, money is nothing comparing to papers you carried in it. I'd rather grit my teeth about half the salary than go through getting passport and driver's license all over again

>>30555042
>passports, etc
It's a grocery store, not an airport.

I'll spend your cash on a pack of smokes and some lunch and take your wallet up to customer service saying "Hey, found this outside."

>>30555061
Well excuse me for carrying my driver's license while I'm driving a car and stop for a chocolate bar.

That's exactly what I was talking about. Noone can even prove you took them, cops will just assume it was stolen and dropped there with unneded documents inside. And that's after you being nice enough to return it.

Where are you onichansfables?

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>>30554876

>"Dinner" turns out to be heaping plates of all the junk you bought, piled high like some feast in honor of Diabetes
>Coco and you plop down on the couch, arranging the heaping plates in arm's reach
>She's practically bouncing in place, she's so excited
>"So, what do you wanna watch first?"
"Well, uh... I'm not really sure."
>"Oh, right, duh, you don't know the show yet! Well, I know what we're gonna start off with."
>She pulls out a DVD copy of the first Michael Bay Transformers movie
>"Not this!"
>And with that, she throws it aside
>"We're going oldschool. You're gonna see the same cartoons that I watched as a little girl! Cool, huh?"
"Yeah!"
>Coco gives you a thumbs up, and starts rooting through her stacks of VHS's
>"Might as well start at episode one. Hope you're ready for some Robots. In. Disguise!"
>She poses on each words, before dramatically inserting the video tape
"If it's as cool as you say it is, I don't think I'll ever be ready."
>That makes your aunt giggle
>She sprawls out next to you on the couch and, seemingly unconsciously, her arm finds its way around your shoulders
>Your aunt pulls you against your side, letting you rest against her warm, pillowy body
>Even though you don't try to, your head still ends up resting on her chest, not that she seems to mind

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uRQtMVJKBFc

>As the episodes play on, you and Coco end up leaning more heavily on each other, until you end up with her sprawling against the side-cushion, holding you in her arms like a stuffed animal
>The first VHS finishes, and she looks at you expectantly
>"So? What did you think? Good, huh?"
"Yeah! They're definitely pretty good."
>Coco raises an eyebrow
>"Only pretty good, huh?"

>>30555042
>>30555061
>>30555089
Oh my mistake, clearly you're not a thief because you could be stealing more than you are. A thief wouldn't do that.

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>>30555232
"No! I mean, uh... I really liked it, but, uh..."
>"Ha! I'm just messing with you. You wanna watch more?"
"Definitely."
>Coco smiles, disentangles herself from you, and gets up from the couch
>She squeaks in discomfort as she stretches, then goes back to root through her VHS collection
>"You know, it's getting pretty late. How about we finish tonight with something epic?"
"I'm always down for epic."
>"Well then, feast your eyes..."
>Coco whips out a new VHS, displaying it proudly above her head
>"On a vintage copy of the Transformers movie from 1986!"
"Cool!"
>"You're right it's cool! This movie..."
>Coco sighs, closing her eyes as the memories flood through her
>"This movie changed my life, little buddy. You're not ready."
>She kneels almost reverently as she slides it into the player
>And when she returns to the couch, she finally picks up that mysterious paper package
>With delicately careful fingers, she peels the paper away, letting it fall to the floor and revealing...
>A boring glass bottle, full of a dark-red liquid
>She catches you eyeing the bottle, and smiles at you
>"Oh, heh. I got myself something to drink. It's kind of a like a grown-up version of grape jui--"
"I know what wine is, Aunt Coco. My mom drinks it all the time."
>"Oh, hah. Right."
"And I mean, like, all the time. Pretty much every night. Sometimes right after she wakes up. Usually after I get home from school."
>"Uh..."

>>30555425
Is there anything else in the brown bag?

>>30551519
>"Why can't shit just be normal?"
Because where's the fun in that?
Ok, WF. I eye-rolled at the 'confrontation' with Cookie but you gave me a some good keks and d'awws. You got my attention. Seems I'll start lurking ITT some more. BTW, good job "showing" the scenes and the dialog flow was well done. Felt like a natural conversation...err...assuming the topic is natural. kek.

>Aunt Coco
Seems Jeff's story updates often and is well liked. I'll give it a shot as well. Is it in the bin so I can start from the beginning?
~~~
Nevermind, I see the URL in at least one of the posts.

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>>30555425
"And it makes her cry a lot too."
>"I, uh... I'm not really surprised, but uh..."
>She tugs at her collar, looking a little awkward
>"Whew."
"Yeah. It's not gonna make you start crying, right?"
>"What?"
>Coco scoffs at that
>"I'm way too tough to cry from just a few glasses of wine!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5sQBXvSLfQ

>"It's j-j-just not f-fair!"
>An hour later, Coco's crying her eyes out
>Onscreen, Optimus Prime lies dying, surrounded by his comrades
>"He was s-s-so brave..."
>She practically falls on top of you, burying her face against your chest
>You can feel her tears already seeping through your shirt
"Uh... it's okay, Aunt Coco. He was really brave, right until the end, right?"
>"He was! And t-t-that's what m-makes it so sad!"
>She bawls, wiping her eyes on your shirt
>You just sort of awkwardly pat the back of your head, wondering what else you're even supposed to do in this situation
>She lets out a shuddering sigh, laying down across the couch so that her head is in your lap
>The bottle of wine is almost completely gone now, and Coco hiccups awkwardly between sobs
>"It's just s-so sad..."
"Yeah. He was a real hero."
>"He r-r-really was! So s-strong, so b-brave..."
>Your aunt rolls onto her back, resting her head on your thighs while looking up into your face
>She raises a hand to touch your cheek
>"Y-you know... it's weird, but like, you're like the o-only person who g-gets me...

Alright, that's the stopping point for today. See you all with more tomorrow.

>>30555854
coco is waifu to the max

>>30555849
the mommy issues are strong in this anon

>>30555914
>mfw mom is like anon's but no cute aunts, only aunts that are significantly worse than mom in every way and also way uglier

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>>30555849
god damn it jeff, right when it's getting good

>>30555849
Bless her little heart.

>>30555849
that got sad fast

>>30556405
hey the death of optimus was sad..

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>>30555827
Thanks, my dude. This is probably the most positive feedback I've gotten on a >green. My dialogue tends to be my strong point while my everything else (especially pacing) is, not so gr8. I've got more coming tonight.

>mfw I'm gonna be paid $9 an hour to play LoZ, watch chinese cartoons, and write >green

>>30556700
>Dubs and best girl
Top tier tastes confirmed.

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>>30556700
Good stuff so far. Thread was kinda dead for... Well almost a whole thread. You've renewed my interest.

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>>30556436
Don't remind me anon

You guys have no idea how hard it is to keep Hondo from calling Rarity "sweetie". I guess he had twelve years to practice not calling her that to avoid confusion.

>>30557324
I looked up the wiki article on those two. the question of their names is more than a little confusing. also, how did I forget they had you betcha accents? no wonder rara ended up like that

>>30557353
I'm taking some liberty with the characters, which, given how little characterization they have other than "love their children", is basically saying I'm using their names and fucking off wirh everything else. It's basically Anon but with Hondo's name at this point, which was how it was intended in the beginning.

>>30557396
Ah. Anondo.

>>30555232
>Your aunt pulls you against your side,
her* side

>>30555425
At this point I expected it to be porn, hidden in all this pile of cassettes so well she herself forgot about it. On the cheap rewritable cassette with no label. Me and my brother found one when I was 6 and he was 4, we just put it in the player, stared for a minute, then he said "well, that's not Darkwing Duck" and we went to the next tape, lol

>>30558101
yeah I recall nothing fazing me at that age. Saw a whole bunch of stuff, some of it meant for kids but people today would call inappropro, some people at the TIME would say that, as long as nobody actually said 'wait you shouldnt see that' it didnt occur to me to ever want to see it, or give it more than a passing thought

>>30555854
Alright. All caught up. Not bad. I like the premise. Dialog is ok but I think you need to get in your characters minds a little more and think how they naturally would talk. This will also help establish their "voices" as it was sometimes hard to tell which of the non-Anon characters where speaking. With the exception of Suri. I think you nailed her there. You're doing a lot of telling rather than showing making a dry, 'matter-of-fact' presentation of the story. For example:

>"It's j-j-just not f-fair!"
>An hour later, Coco's crying her eyes out
>Onscreen, Optimus Prime lies dying, surrounded by his comrades
>"He was s-s-so brave..."

Instead:

>"It's j-just not f-fair!" Coco cries as tears flow from her eyes.
>"He was s-so brave.." was all you could hear before she buried her face against your chest after watching Optimus Prime die surrounded by his fellow...Auto-Robots?..Autobots; yeah, Autobots.

Same scene put now presented within the story as opposed to being blandly described to the reader.

As I said, I like the premise and I like the content so far. I would have LOVED to help wash off that body paint; unf. Keep working at it. I look forward to seeing where the story goes.

>>30558149
Totally agree. First impression of it was "Really? That's it, that's what are they hyped about?" The pron itself was good though, rewatched it years later. All this considered, there's too much attempts to "protect" children from what's even not needed by them

>>30554911
Your mom sounds pretty bro.

>>30558843
If only she was young and pretty as in copypasta.

>>30558634
>"protect the children/innocent"
Gods forbid there's a bare breast or suggestive love scene! Neigh heathens! Back to watching scenes of violence, gore and death!

>>30558149
>>30558634
>>30559657
There's nothing I hate more than moralistic pricks trying to censor the world.

>>30559839
There's nothing I understand less, than people, getting angry about 20 year old meme

>>30559888
I'm not sure what you are referring to.

>>30557324
Hey, that's right - we need some Sweetie Belle in this story somewhere. If she's mysteriously absent, it's just gonna seem weird.

>>30559895
I thought you were about
> censor the world
> pron

Pardon me, my crippling autism gets me at random directions sometimes

>>30559917
She just hasn't been born yet. She probably will be about 9 months after Rarity starts sharing Anon with her mom.

>>30559930
Wrong.trump
>>30559917
She is absent (but not very far away) but it's going to be explained Soon™

>>30560024
Looking forward to it.

>>30559657
I'm a little sick of this attitude, violence was every bit as neutered then and it's even more neutered now (we used to have a few drops of blood allowed, and action figures based on R-rated movies). censoring violence is stupid and gay.
>>30559839
thankfully it has changed, so it's the moral relativists doing it, for purely mechanical reasons (they believe it causes harm). it was frustrating as fuck before.

>>30560539
>thankfully it has changed, so it's the moral relativists doing it, for purely mechanical reasons (they believe it causes harm). it was frustrating as fuck before.
I guess it's changed a bit. Back in the day it used to be mostly religious moralist pricks doing it. These days it's mostly SJWs doing it in the name of political correctness.
Still a problem though. Hopefully someday it'll be gone completely.

>>30560551
exactly. what people dont understand is that it was always the latter manipulating the former. censorship was never naturally their bag.. but they have a trump card in that they can pretty much get women to do whatever they want, working them into a frenzy. as you recall it was pretty much just the moms. conservative dads had strong-ass morals too but they didnt believe in government enforcement thereof.

Is a Cousin Redheart green in the works?

>>30560668
dont think so

>>30562171
>TFW no older rich sister to bully your dick with her butt.

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>>30562188
Why always older?

Don't you want to teach little sister Diamond how to be a real woman?

>>30562300
Some of us like to imagine ourselves getting molestered by older relatives, get over it.

>>30562171
>>30562188
>>30562300
>Not being the estranged brother that left the family for their bullshit
>Not coming back just so you can bring Diamond with you
>Not being the real family man she didn't know she desperately needed
>Not walking in on her saying she wants to try and make one
Shame on you plebs.

>>30562331
And its boring as shit when you cant think of anything else, and when you constantly try to change prompts for yourself.

>>30562331
Some of us like to imagine ourselves teaching our younger relatives how it's done, get over it.

>>30562561
There's nothing to get over, I'd probably fap to that vigorously myself when someone finally writes it. You can't really tell writefags what to write, but you can definitely tell non-writefags to be the change they want to see.

>>30562300
because she is the only child and if rich and Spoiled have another logically Anon would be young.

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>>30563628
I would

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>>30563628
Everytime

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>>30562621
>but you can definitely tell non-writefags to be the change they want to see.
I usually do that with a smile as it tends to shut most up. The rest usually give the same excuse that they're shit at writing. Gotta enjoy the small things anon.

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So I'm pretty drunk, and don't want to fuck the Coco story up by being an inebriated dumbass. So here's a one-shot instead. About a pink mom.

>Something about that awkward stage between fifteen and sixteen years old makes it the perfect age for sulking
>School awkwardness, hormones, and a love of screechy "emotive" music just sort of combine in this perfect hodgepodge of edgy shit, turning the average male into a seething cauldron of hatred for himself, the world, and especially his family
>So when you hear you mom knock on your door, you just yell for her to go away
"Go away!"
>Yeah, pretty much that
>Except your voice cracks, jumping up two octaves to somewhere around an F#6
>"Nonny..."
>Your mom's sugary voice is missing its usual cheer
>She nudges your door open, peering in at you
>"You okay, sweetie? You seemed upset earlier."
"Ugh."
>You turn away from your mom, making sure to rotate your body in such a way that your hair falls over half of your face
"I'm fine, mom."
>"Are you sure? You don't look fine."
"I said I'm fine, ugh!"
>For some reason, you're under the impression that more ugh's will make her do what you say quicker
"Just leave me alone, okay?"
>"Well, I *could* do that."
>You mom shoves your door open, bouncing into the room with a tray of pink-colored treats clutched in her hands
>"Or I could give you these cheer-up cupcakes I made you! Eh?"
>She holds the tray out towards you, smiling that bubbly smile she always has
>"Eh? Eh!? They look pretty good, right?"
"I don't want your stupid cupcakes. I just wanna be alone."
>Her smile starts to fade
>"Nonny..."
>She shakes her head
>"I can't tolerate a lot. But you've *never* said no to cupcakes before."
>Your mom wraps her hand around your arm
>"What's really going on?"

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>>30564212
fhug the mango

>>30551519
>You and your precious little girl, Rarity, are sitting on a bench in the garden
"So, sum up for me what it is you want me to do again?"
>Rarity scoffs at your request
>"Honestly, it's like you're not even listening, father"
>You sigh heavily, resting your face on your hand
"I just... have a lot of things on my mind suddenly, stressing me out. But don't you worry about it, princess, it's, uh, got nothing to do with you."
>Of course it pains you to lie through your teeth right to your own pride and joy like that, but it would hurt a lot more to tell her that she was the reason for your stress, anxiety, and general sickness
>Damn Cookie Crumbles had to go and be okay with this, it's bullshit
>If she had just been a normal person, you'd probably be in deep shit with her, but at least she could be the one to break the news to your hopelessly naive daughter
>Guess this is what you get for knocking up a freak like her
>"Well, dear, it's quite simple really, we date for a while, and then, after we feel we're ready, we'll get married."
>Of course she still thinks this can happen
>"But of course we can't LEGALLY be married, as sad as it is. Even if you were single, there's unfortunately no court in Equestria that would accept a marriage between father and daughter."
>Hmm
>Maybe she's a little less naive than you thought
>"So we'll have an unofficial wedding. Just the people we can trust knowing of our relationship. After all, it's not like many people will accept it anyway, right?"
>Whoa
>She's actually way less naive than you thought
>"It shows how messed up the world is that a grown woman like myself can't chose to be with a man simply because he sired me"
>She sighs heavily, clearly downcast at the prospect of having to keep this all a secret
>It's kind of ironic, really, you feel the same way about having this "relationship" in the first place as your daughter does about hiding it

>>30564237
>"But you'll be there for me through this, of course. Right, daddy?"
>How can you resist those gorgeous blue puppy eyes?
>How could you EVER have been against this?
>Oh yeah, she's your fucking daughter
>Sicko
>Oh well, time for more lies to keep your daughter happy
"Of course, honey. I'm surprised how well you've got this planned out."
>Really, you are. Given that the girl thinks it's okay for you two to be together as a couple, she's got a decent handle on the reality of the situation
>But then, your moronic brain decides to ask her a question you didn't want to know the answer to
"And what happens after the wedding ceremony, huh?" you ask, ruffling her hair, which you know she loves/hates
"Or did you think that far ahead?"
>Rarity gives you a sly smile
>"Why, we consumate the marriage, of course!"
>...
"I'll be right back, sweetie"
>Moments later, you return with two bottles, one of spring water, and one of Everclear
>You take a swig of the spring water and, after a couple seconds, you spit take
>Then you immediately take a swig of the liquor, but this one goes down the hatch
>Shit's expensive, plus you feel like you need it more and more with each passing interaction between yourself and your family
>These crazy women are gonna have you on hard drugs if you don't gain some self control
>How you wish it were yesterday when things had some semblance of normalcy
>"You know, daddy, mother and I don't approve of this type of drinking."
>She takes the bottle from you and gingerly sets it down, clearly signing that it's time to stop
>She takes the other bottle of spring water too, and takes a dainty sip
>"It's one thing to get carried away with alcohol at a party, but not in the middle of the day."
>She gulps and turns away, blushing hard

>>30564246
>"Keep this a secret please, but, despite being underage, I know what it's like to drink too much at a party."
>After today you're beginning to think her encounters with alcohol started in the womb
>But Cookie was never a heavy drinker
>And neither were you, until some cosmic force decided to put you into such an absurd situation
"Don't worry, sugar, your secret's safe with me. And for the record, I don't judge you. We were all young and wild once."
>As you take another sip of the water, you realize how nice it is to sit here and spend time with your baby girl
>Even if you do have that dark cloud of reality looming over your head
"To be honest, Rarity, the stress I mentioned is a lot worse than I let on, and I'm not too good at dealing with it."
>She places a hand on your shoulder, her frown is one of empathy for another's plight
>She's such a sweet girl, always thinking about how other's feel and wanting to help them
>It's one of the reasons you love her so much, and think so highly of her
>"It's because you're afraid of what would happen if our secret got out, isn't it?"
>Damn, clever girl
"That's, eh, part of it. It's also some thing from my past catching up to me that I'm not really comfortable with bring up."
>As you bring yourself to face your daughter again, you can see that she looks scared
>She steadies herself a bit on you, looking like she's going to faint any moment
>"Da-, father, when you say "things from your past", you don't mean, any... any..."
>She takes a big gulp and finally stammers out
>"M-m-mafia type things, do you?"
>What?
>Oh
>Oh no
>Gotta calm her down fast or she might have a heart attack
"Oh no no no no no, sugar, nothing like that," you say, trying to put on a reassuring smile
"I made sure not to get involved with any of that, and trust me when I say we're not in any sort of danger."

>>30564249
>She, having such great trust in you, feels better immediately
>Her shoulders relax, she lets out a breath, and settles into her seat
>"I'm so glad to hear that, but what is it then? I know you said you don't want to talk about it, but I can't help but be curious."
"I know, Rares, and I'm sorry it has to be this way. I will say that it has to do with people I knew long ago, painful memories, and wondering how the future is gonna turn out."
>You scoot closer to her on the garden sofa, and embrace her
>The scent of her hair fills your nostrils, and the warmth of her body permeates your own
"Just know that I'm doing this for you. I just don't want to worry you with my own burdens."
>As she looks up at you, there's not much to say about how she looks
>Not because there's nothing to describe, but that there's too much
>It would be tedious to go through the same song and dance of thinking about how her smile beams with radiance, or how her eyes fill with childish yet mature wonder
>So you content yourself to simply bask in her beauty
>"Don't worry, daddy. I'm here for you just as much as you're here for me."
>And then it really hits you
>Something you've known for 17 years, and yet it feels like you just now found out
>Or like a new clarity is added
>For the first time in a long time, you fully realize it:
>This gorgeous, generous, amazing young woman is your daughter
>No matter what happens to you from here on out, she's your baby girl, and nothing can ever change that
>No distance, no force in heaven or on earth, can stop her from being your lovely daughter
>And the pride and love you feel for her drowns out the entire world
>In this moment, there is only you, and Rarity
>You lean forward and plant a small kiss on her
>Nothing big, nothing fancy, nothing wet and wild
>Just a small, fatherly kiss
>And you plant it right on her precious lips

Last post for now; I want to build up my buffer more. Plus this is LE EPIK PERFECT CLIFFHANGER LOLOL XD

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>>30564212
"Nothing! I told you! I just wanna be alone."
>"Nope! Not how it works, kiddo. Something's wrong with you, and I ain't leaving 'til it's fixed. So you best tell your mama what's wrong!"
>She holds up the tray
>"Or I'm gonna eat all these delicious cupcakes myself~"
"Hmph."
>"Hmph ain't gonna cut it, buddy boy."
>Pinkie sits next to you on your bed, propping her feet up on one of the myriad piles of dirty clothes that cover the floor of your room and casually biting into a cupcake
"Alright, fine."
>You scoot away from her, curling your back into a rough c-shape and fixing your eyes on the floor
"I... I got rejected again."
>For a moment, she just stares at you
>Then your mom throws her head back, howling in bright, sonorous laughter
>"That's it?"
"Ugh! I told you you wouldn't understand!"
>"No! No, I totally understand!"
>You try to scoot away from her again, but your mom practically tackles you in her enthusiasm to hug you
>She still manages to not drop the cupcakes, somehow
>"It's just... that's really not a big deal, Nonny. It happens to everyone."
"Doesn't make it feel any better..."
>"Aww."
>She circles an arm around your shoulders, pulling you against the plush contours of her body
>"Of course it doesn't, sweetie. But it's not the end of the world. I mean, even I got told no sometimes. You just gotta be confident!"
"Well... I can't."
>Now that you've opened up to her even the slightest bit, everything else just seems to pour out

>>30564212
>>30564272
>Ponk mom
yisssss

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>>30564275
>mfw I have my own ponkmom story
>mfw no one cared then because I was just passing time in between CIA_guy updates
>mfw I'm doing Raridaughter instead right now
>mfw Jeff can steal my thunder with two posts when he's drunk, and I can barely pull in enough (You)s to feed my family writing when I'm sober

>>30564212
Appreciate your dedication to not drinking and greening
>kid has his own pinkamena phase
fantastic
>>30564258
daww. this is a lot lower key than most but it's really neat

>>30564294
there's room for all of us, man.
pinkmom is the best for running your fingers through her pubes

>>30564314
Thanks m867-5309
Thing is the key is gonna get a lot higher Soon™, then maybe tone down again. this is planned to be my longest, slowest paced >green since the Roseluck >green I was writing before the fucking Roseluck threads died forever and i lost all motivation to finish and now my favorite >green I've ever written is sitting there in my pastebin unfinished and i want to fucking die

>>30564321
Thanks m877-CASH-NOW, and thanks for the (You) fix. I needed it.

>>30564294
Take this (You).
But give it to your doggo. Faggot.

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>>30564294
Yeah, sorry about that. Didn't realize you were gonna post.

>>30564272
"I just... don't feel right. Around girls, I mean."
>"Aww. That's totally normal, sweetie. Especially at your age."
"Is it? I mean, a ton of my friends have already, you know..."
>Pinkie chuckles
>"Oh, I know. And you haven't, right? Is that it?"
"No. I haven't."
>"Hah, bingo! Expert mama Pinkie strikes again!"
>She clenches a fist in victory, still managing to keep her cupcakes balanced
>"But hey, Nonny. That's not a big deal at all, it really isn't! Lots of your friends are lying anyway. And besides, I can bet you that none of them were very good."
>She giggles
"Maybe not. But still... it hurts. I have no experience with any of this stuff. I haven't even seen a girl--"
>You cut yourself off, realizing how weird this must sound
>How the hell are you telling shit like this to your *mom* of all people?
>But Pinkie doesn't seem to care
>"Haven't seen a girl what, sweetie?"
>Your face flushes, and you can't even bear to look at her
"You know... I haven't seen a girl naked. Like, all my friends have. It makes me feel like a total loser."
>You try to turn away again, but she's hugging you too tightly
>"Aww. Is that all? Well, I know exactly how we can fix you right up! You wanna see what a girl's body looks like, right? Well I got a girl you can look at! Right here!"
>She points at her self
"Right... what? What do you mean?'
>She thumps you on the head
>"I mean me, silly! You want experience, right? Well, I got all the experience you need! Ol' Mama Ponk's an expert on some fun lovin'!"
"Ew! Mom, that's weird."

>>30564358
I don't have a doggo so I'll give half of it to my grandma's doggo

>>30564371
ayy it's cool m80. I'm just pretending to be retarded on 4chan for fun.

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>>30564371
>"What's weird? You want a little experience, right? There doesn't have to be anything weird about it, silly. Just top-tier mom helping her son to, you know, learn how to appreciate girls!"
"But... but we're..."
>"We're what?"
"Are you seriously not seeing why this is weird?"
>"Not a bit!"
>She places her hand on your thigh, wiggling her eyebrows
>"So c'mon, champ. Wanna see your first pair of boobies?"

Alright I'm borderline passing out. Get blueballed fuckos, I'll have the conclusion for you tomorrow.

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>>30564409
>Jeff gives us the blue mangoes once again

>>30564371
My parents never gave me a talk, and the only thing my dad told me about women was "Sometimes those fat, ugly girls have rich dads."

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>>30564409

>Get blueballed fuckos

>>30564371
This is why pink so great.
i wonder why she's never a sister.. i guess because everything would just be instantly great

>>30564418
my dad told me it was nice to dance with the fat girls that nobody else will dance with
i dont recall going to school with any fat girls, and I sure as hell didn't go to any dances.

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>>30564371
Yours hurt deepest

>>30564417
>>30564423
Yeah I'm pretty trash. At least you know there'll be two lewd scenes coming up tomorrow.

>>30564453
My boner and I can't wait

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>>30564409
Jokes on you I masturbated two hours ago anyway

Can't flim flam the Glim glam

>>30564258
awww. That's just adorable. So she's given it some thought and I'm guessing it's been on her mind for some time now. The scene was beautifully painted in my mind and like the last update the dialog was well done.

>"You know, daddy, mother and I don't approve of this type of drinking."
>She takes the bottle from you and gingerly sets it down, clearly signing that it's time to stop
kek. I don't think he's realized he now has TWO women to answer to now.

>cliffhanger
It's ok. I like slow romance as long as it's not glacial. I look forward to the next update.

>>30564595
Yeah this is one of those fantasies where you realize oh fuck i've only got one dick what am I going to do
youre going to go clamdiving a lot is what you're going to do

>>30563628
no way fag is unironically in my top 5 favorite memes

>>30564595
>Implying he isn't used to answering to at least two women for the last 17 years, and to three for the last 12

anyway: sneak preview of next time
-Hondo is about to make love to his wife
-She and rares have a request for him
-It's not as bad as he thinks, but will he be able to handle it without drinking himself to death?
Find out next time on Incest Ball Z

>>30564685
THE BALLS ARE INERT

>>30564453

IMPREGNATE THE PONKMOM OR RIOT

>>30564294
You Raradad story isn't good, personally I just skip it when I see you, but I would like to see a link to your ponkmom story.

>>30564294
Your Ponkmom story isn't good, personally I just skip it when I see you, but I would like to see a link to your Raradad story.

>>30565059
Rara is questionable question, but I'd like more Ponk mom

>>30564258
Sweet story. Looking forward to the next part.

>>30564294
>I have my own ponkmom story
In this thread or somewhere else?
Link?

>>30564258
Top cute

>>30564294
Keep posting, friend. I'll be there to give (you) (you)s.

for real though, where's that ponkmom link at?

>>30564609
>much clamdiving
I am ok with this. Preferably one sits on my face while the other rides my dick.

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Just dropping in here to say updates will be coming soon. I've been getting a lot of work hours lately, so it's hard to get into long writing sessions, even though I've managed to write a bunch, all things considered.
Next thread, probably.

>>30566120
Take your time man, but it's good to see you still kicking.

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>>30564212
>that gratuitous underboob

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>>30564409
"I..."
>You swallow, suddenly realizing how tight your throat feels
"Okay. But you can't tell anyone about this."
>"Of course I won't!"
>Your mom leans in and elbows your ribs
>"But it's okay with me if you wanna brag to your friends a little."
"I'm not gonna brag about seeing your..."
>You can't bring yourself to say "tits"
>That makes Pinkie laugh
>As she does so, the pendulous orbs on her chest bounce and jiggle, and she pulls you tighter against your side
>"Aww, you're so awkward! It's adorable~"
>She grabs you by the hand and pulls you to your feet
>"Let's start things out slow, okay sweetie? I'll race you down to the pool!"
"Wait, the pool? Why are we--"
>She winks at you
>"You'll see."
"Should I put my suit on?"
>"Ha! You're not gonna need it, silly!"
>She pulls a little of her shirt down, showing you she's already wearing a pink polka-dot bikini
>"And I don't think I'll be needing mine for much longer~"

>You follow your mom out to the backyard in a haze, nearly stumbling over your own feet once or twice
>Is this seriously about to happen?
>You're finally gonna lose your v-card!
>But... to your own mom?
>That's totally fucked up, right?
>Now matter how hard you try, you can't seem to make yourself feel disgusted about this
>In fact, judging by the stiffness in the front of your pants, your body is already pretty okay with it
>Outside, sunlight gleams off the in-ground pool in your backyard, and the head-height fence running around the yard's perimeter makes the place feel private and hushed

>>30566651
[heavy breathing]

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>>30566651
>Pinkie sets the tray of cupcakes down by the pool, lets go of your hand, and dead-sprints towards the water
>"Last one in is a rotten egg!"
>She sheds her clothes as she runs, flinging her shirt, flip-flops, and jean-shorts into the air until she's clad only in the bikini
>When she reaches the water's edge, your mom jumps, performs a perfect two-and-a-half, and slams into the water with a tidal wave-sized splash
>You jump back to avoid getting wet
>When she surfaces, Pinkie spits out a stream of water, looking immensely pleased with herself
>"Well? You gonna get in?"
"I mean, should I... you know..."
>You start fidgeting with the buttons of your shirt, staring awkwardly at the ground
>"Of course you should, silly! And don't be nervous. After all, I've seen you naked plenty of times already~"
"Yeah, but... not like this."
>"Oh, stop worrying! Get in!"
>She splashes water at you to hurry you up
>Your hands are shaking so bad that you can barely get your shirt unbuttoned
>When you do, you drop it gingerly to the ground, then start fumbling with your skinny-jeans
>Once the pants are off too, you finally muster up the nerve to look at your mom
>She's staring back at you with an almost hungry look in her eye
>"Well? Finish the job! Let mama see how much her little boy's grown!"
"I s-said don't make this weird..." you grumble
>Gulping, you slide your boxers down, and your already-erect cock springs out
>Pinkie squeals in excitement
>"Aww! You're already hard for mama!"
>She gives you an ok-sign
>"Now jump in! The water's nice and warm! Almost as warm as me~"

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>>30566694
Go on...

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>>30566694
>Obediently, you step forward and gently plunk down into the water
>The cold-shock hits you quick, and dissipates fast
>When you surface, your hair is slicked back by the water, and little beads of it cool your skin in the hot summer air
>You haven't been in the pool naked before; it feels oddly sleek, hydrodynamic, and... well, sensuous
>Your mom gives a tiny round of applause for your jump
>"Yay! Pool party!"
>She swims up to you, standing in the shallow end so that everything above her waist is visible
>"So, now... what do you wanna see first, big guy?"
"Uh, your, uh..."
>You gulp again, the water doing very little to calm the flush of heat in your face
"...your boobs."
>"Can do!"
>She doesn't waste a second in untying her bikini top and tossing it aside, where it flops against the pool ladder
>Her tits hang free against her chest, looking like heaping scoops of cherry-topped icecream
>They're glistening wet, and Pinkie shakes her chest slightly so that they jiggle for you
>"Well? What do you think?"
"They're... w-whoa..."
>"Pretty great, huh!? You don't have to tell me, I know they're impressive."
>She steps a little closer
>"Wanna touch?"
"C-can I?"
>"Of course, silly! Do whatever you want with me!"
>She grabs your hand and lays it atop her right breast
>Despite the cold water covering it, it's plush, warm, and vibrantly alive
>You gulp
>"You want more?"
"Y-yeah..."
>Pinkie points towards the string-ties of her bikini's bottom half
>"Then go for it, champ."

>>30565956
>You're not allowed to help one of us without the other, dear. No matter how much we beg.

>>30566120
>next thread
>200 posts
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>30566745

***

>Maud Pie isn't the kind of person who lets her frustration show
>She doesn't grumble to herself, or flash people dirty looks, or even get weirdly mad at inopportune times
>In fact, you'd never be able to tell she was annoyed at all
>So when she pulls up outside her sister's house, wondering why Pinkie hasn't called her about the newest batch of Rock Candy yet, she's wearing the same calm, unenthused expression she always has
>Holding Boulder in one hand, she steps out of the car, stretches, and walks up to the front door, hoping to finally get a response from her sister
>But when she knocks, nobody comes to answer...

***

>Your hand is shaking so bad that it causes little waves when it touches the water
>Fortunately, the water dampens your shaking just enough that you can grab one end of the bikini's tie, and pull
>When you do, the loop comes apart easily, and the last half of your mom's bikini just floats away
>You can only stare
>Her pussy is covered in trimmed, poofy pink hair, which just barely conceals the smooth, slippery petals of her womanhood beneath
>"Ha! Oh, man, you should totally see the look on your face!"
"S-sorry..."
>"Aww, don't apologize. I raised my Nonny to know a good thing when he sees it! And if you like that, then check this out!"
>She turns around and bends over slightly, giving you a full view of her plump ass
>"Bam!"

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>>30566830
coming right up

>>30566830
top unf

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>>30566830
"Wow."
>The word escapes you before you realize what you're saying
"You look, um, r-really good..."
>"Aww, thank you sweetie!"
>She wriggles her rump
>"Why don't you give it a little kiss?"
"H-huh?"
>"You know, if you like it so much~"
"I, uh... okay..."
>You bend down, and gently kiss your mom's butt
>Her skin is soft beneath your lips, and you can feel the vague hints of goosebumps
>You kiss it again, longer this time, your erection throbbing so hard now it's physically painful
>That makes your mom laugh
>"Come on, Nonny! Nobody likes a kiss-ass!"
>She snort-laughs at her own joke
>You glare at her

***

>Maud looks around, her ever-calm mind taking in the state of the house
>Pinkie's car is out front, so she's probably home
>And she wouldn't avoid her own sister unless something really bad was happening
>Maud, despite the lack of change in her face, is starting to get impatient
>She's the kind of woman who likes to keep to a strict schedule
>And usually, around this time, she prefers to retire from her studies for a little "private time" with her Geode Drill™ Double-Pack Studded vibrator
>Though you wouldn't think it, she's a woman of pretty ravenous needs as well, and she doesn't like to be kept waiting
>Maud strains her ears, until she recognizes the sounds of her sister's laughter from the back yard
>Of course, she's in the pool
>Maud steps down from the front porch, and begins to head around back

>>30566745
>"Can do!"
>jiggles for you
>"Do whatever you want with me!"
I like when the feels I have are like this.
>>30566830
>incoming Maud
you madman
>>30566900
snorting pretty hard at that drill bit

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>>30566900

***

>"Now! First lesson!"
>Your mom stands upright, suddenly adopting a strict teacher-type posture
>"This is something none of your little friends know about, I can guarantee it. If you wanna be good with the ladies, you gotta make sure that their pleasure comes first! Understood?"
"Yeah! I think?"
>"Good! Now, Nonny, if you wouldn't mind..."
>Your naked mom hauls herself out of the water and sits on the side of the pool
>Not breaking eye contact with you, she spreads her legs to give you a full view of her pussy
>"...you're gonna make me cum!"
"How?"
>Pinkie scratches her chin
>"Hmmm... Oh! I know"!
>She grabs one of the cupcakes, and holds it in front of her vagina
>"Pretend my muffin is this cupcake! Now just lick the frosting off!"
"Okay...."
>You wade towards her, your mouth inching closer to your mother's snatch
>"Heehee, not yet, silly. You gotta get me warmed up first. Here!"
>She dabs a little icing on each of her nipples
>"Once you get me cleaned up, I'll be totally in the mood!"
"You want me to lick your--"
>"Yep! And when you're done with that..."
>She dabs a little on her inner thighs, making a crude trail leading towards her crotch
>"...there's some dessert!"

***

>Maud reaches the fence surrounding the backyard, and is just about to unlock the latch when she hears her sister let out a loud, sensuous moan
>"Oooh, just like that, Nonny! Use plenty of tongue, too! Ah~"
>She pauses, for a moment, her face twitching ever so slightly as the first flickers of arousal begin to grow between her legs
>Maud kneels down, and presses her eye to the crack between the gate and the fence

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>>30566961
THE SUSPENSE IS KILLING ME

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>>30566961
>Through the slats, she sees her sister, butt-naked and sitting on the side of the pool
>Her son, Anonymous, has his face buried in her boobs, and Maud can faintly hear loud slurping sounds emanating from the pair
>Pinkie puts her hand on the back of her son's head, forcing it down her body
>He keeps his tongue out, licking along her belly, then down her leg all the way to her foot, then back up to her thighs
>Maud starts to breathe slightly more heavily
>She glances around quickly, and is happy to find that the corner between the house and fence is pretty much isolated
>Shrugging, she decides that, even without her beloved Geode Drill™, she can still have her personal time here
>She pulls up the skirt of her frock, revealing a pair of gray panties
>The spot over her vagina is discolored by a large wet splotch
>She slides the panties down, whispering out a tiny moan of pleasure as her fingers graze the swollen, sopping-wet lips of her vagina
>Maud presses her eye back against the slot, just in time to watch Anonymous trail his tongue along Pinkie's thighs until he reaches her pussy
>Gulping, Maud gingerly slides a finger inside herself, shuddering in pleasure

***

>Your mom's taste overwhelms you; vaguely battery-acid and acrid, but at the same time aphrodisiac-level sweet
>You mash your face against her crotch, licking greedily at the slippery petals
>Your mom grabs your mead and holds you in place, trying to give you pointers between moans of pleasure
>"Oh, wow! You're doing r-really good, sweetie! Ah~ Just t-try to... like that! More tongue! Hnng~"
>Her thighs clamp around both sides of your head, twitching in ecstasy
>"Sweetie, I'm going... to... AH~"
>A powerful shudder rocks her body, and something wet and sticky spills into your mouth
>Pinkie flops back on the ground, her chest heaving
>"That was... wow."

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>>30567039
>All traces of exhaustion vanish from your mom almost immediately, and she hops into the water with a splash, pulling you against her naked body in a tight, slippery hug
>"You did so good! I'm so proud of you, Nonny!"
>She lets go of the hug and flips around, bending over to give you a full view of both her ass and pussy
>"Look how wet you got me!"
>She reaches back and spreads her vagina, showing you the splattered, sopping mess you made of her
>"I'm all ready for you, now!"
"O-okay! Yeah!"
>Your so hard it hurts, and your cock twitches eagerly as you start to approach her
"You're sure this is okay? I mean, you're..."
>"Super okay! In fact, if you don't fuck me silly right now, you're grounded!"
>She winks at you
"R-right. Well, here goes..."
>You gulp, and sort of awkwardly shuffle up against her
>"Ha! Not like that, silly. Grab my hips."
"Like this?"
>"Yep! And, if you want to..."
>She gives you a weirdly perverted grin
>"Feel free to smack my butt a little, okay? And if you *really* want to make this a party, I don't mind feeling a finger or two in there."
"Oh, w-whoa..."
>"Now get humpin'! Time to make you a man!"
>She presses her ass back against your dick, sliding your erect member between her buttocks
"R-right! Okay, here we... here we go..."
>You dig your fingers into your mom's hips and gently place your tip against the entrance of her pussy
>Pinkie lets out a long, slow moan as you slide yourself into her

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>>30567089

>>30567089
>>30567039
>>30566961
>>30566900
>>30566830
>>30566745
>>30566694
>>30566651
>Got to go to work in a 104 degree weather
>Get smut drop
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucccccccccccck Yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooou.

>>30567039
> Shrugging
> Maud
Whoa, whoa, why going all emotional right away?

>>30567089
>>30564212
So when you said a One Shot what did you mean? Still loving Pink Mom though

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>>30567120
You have something to look forward to when you get home, I guess :'^

>>30567130
I mean it's going to be over after I finish the sex scene, not a long-running story.

>>30567089
>"That's my boy! Now don't hold back! Give mama everything you've got!"
"O-okay..." you barely manage to eek out
>You start slow, still not really used to the motions, and wanting to savor each thrust
>Your mom's insides are hot, wet, and slippery-smooth, and they seem to constrict and massage along your length as you push into her
"You f-feel ~ah~ so good..."
>"Aww. Thank you ~hnng~ sweetie~"
>She blows a kiss at you
>"Remember, don't be ~whoa~ afraid to be a little ~oh~ rough!"
"R-right..."
>You raise her hand, and give her ass a gentle smack
>"Ha. Harder!"
>Smack
"HARDER!"
>SMACK!
>"Y-yes!"
>Your mom shudders, the vibrations traveling right through her core, into her pussy, and down into your cock
>With your right hand, you caress her ass, and start poking a finger against her puckered butthole
>Is she... is she really okay with this?

***

>Maud pinches her tongue between her teeth
>Her pussy is absolutely drenched now, dribbling fluid down her hand as her fingers massage her delicate insides
>She's always harbored a strange attraction to her sister, though she'd never admit it
>And now, to see her being pounded by her own son is, well...
>...the flood between her thighs speaks for itself, really
>Maud lets out a quiet, low grunt of pleasure, sinking to the ground as she forces her fingers deeper inside herself

>>30567039
Will auntie Maud join in?
I hope she will.

>>30567120
When they usually start posting, it's noon at my place, good thing that my corner hides my boned well.

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>>30567174

***

>You press your finger against your mom's asshole, slowly worming it inside her
>Pinkie gasps, her butt clenching around your knuckles
>"A-a-ah! Good! That's r-really good!"
>Her entire body starts twitching with pleasure, and when she meets your eyes, you can see tears streaming down her face
>"D-don't stop ~f-fuck~ now, Nonny!"
"But I'm going t-to..."
>"Go ahead!"
>Her tongue flops out of her mouth
>"Cum in me! Cum in mama!"
>You try to resist, you really do
>There's some powerful biological imperative inside of you screaming that what you're doing violates every conceivable natural order
>But there's an even stronger imperative telling you that, mother or not, she wants your seed
>And so you give it to her
>At the same time, you bury your cock in your mom's pussy and shove your finger deep into her ass
>"I l-love you sweetie! Oh my god! Ah~~~"
>Pinkie throws her head back, crying out in pleasure
>Her entire body seems to clench around you; her smooth pussy walls and the thick muscles of her booty squeeze around you as your cock throbs in orgasm, spilling rope after rope of hot, sticky semen into her

***

>Maud can't handle it anymore
>Her sister's orgasm reaches her ears, and she knows she needs to cum *now*
>So she presses the flat of her palm against her pussy, grinding it against her clit while her fingers massage her g-spot from inside
>It takes only a few seconds before her own orgasm reaches her, and a tiny stream of her juices spills out onto the grass
>Maud is far quieter than her sister; only a single, monotone "oh" of pleasure escapes her
>When she's finished, she licks her hand clean, savoring her own taste

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i wanna pound ponkamom

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>>30567231

***

>You collapse backwards into the water, the entire world spinning
"Oh my god, mom... that w-was..."
>"That was amazing!"
>She picks you up out of the water, squeezing you against her chest
>"You did so good! I'm so proud of my special guy~"
>Your mom smothers your face in kisses, still panting heavily
>When she's done, she reaches down and pats her belly, giving you a wry little smile
>"And if we're lucky, maybe you just made yourself a new little brother!"
"W-what? That would... that... you're kidding, right?"
>"Well, we'll see if there's a "kid in" soon, won't we!"
>She sticks out her tongue, laughing hysterically
"I... oh my god..."
>The both of you turn your heads when you hear the backyard gate open
>You hide behind your mom, trying to look innocent
>Like you didn't just, you know, fuck a family member's brains out
>However, when you peer out over her shoulder, you see your Aunt Maud stroll in
>Her cheeks are flushed, her frock is a mess, and her panties are dangling from her right hand
>"Pinkie Pie."
>"What's up, Maudie?"
>"You never told me when to pick up the Rock Candy you made."
>"Oh, I didn't? Haha, sorry~. Just got distracted with other things."
>She winks at her sister
>"I know. I saw."
>She glances at you, her eyes as glazed and emotionless as ever
>"I'm not sure what kind of party this is supposed to e. But next time you have one, make sure you invite me, okay?"

The End

>>30567275
Thank you

Annnnnnnnnd capped

>>30567312
Prove it.

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>>30567275
Dammit, and I was hoping for Maud.

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>>30567333
That'll be the sequel

https://pastebin.com/f661VLwB

Here's the story's pastebin. Would appreciate it someone could add this and the Aunt Coco green to the list of Greentexts in the OP.

Also, writing this was pretty fun. Would you guys be willing to see more lewd oneshots like this in the future?

>>30567506
YES, A THOUSAND TIMES YES!!!!

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>>30567506

>>30567506
Yes.

>>30567275
Man, do I wish I was Anon there. Lewd, very well done. Thanks JM!

>>30564346
>Roseluck >green?
She's my favorite flower sister. Did you bin it?

>>30564685
>Implying...
Eh, you got me there. Daughters tend to get their fathers wrapped around their fingers don't they. I look forward to the next update.

>>30566120
Issues! I haven't seen ya since your Scootanon twins story. I loved it. I take it you're writing this Flutters story other Anons been telling me about? Is it in your bin? I should probably go look.

>>30564439
The first BJ I received was from a fat girl. She used too much teeth every couple of head bobs or so. I thought it was great until I found better.

>>30567506
Always happy with more lewd; one-shot or otherwise. Though I will admit to being one of those Anons who likes it as part of a comfy, good romance tale.

>>30567506
Things went so fast like she was desperately wanting this for years, I couldn't expect that speed even with open-minded Ponk, but maybe that's just my headcannon.

>>30567557
There is a rumor fat girls try harder to please you. Can you confirm?

>>30567538
Yep, it's in there, along with two-three other moderately long-ish greens since then. I take it you've been away? I think I've been posting here practically every thread since the Scootatwins green.

>>30567794
I double the request

>>30567039
>Licking Ponk's entire leg
yes please. makes me want some "chicken drumsticks" green with Scoots. Maybe if her legs were sore after lots of.. leg.. sports.

>>30567538
>>30567801
Right, should've posted it. It's all in here, m80s.
pastebin.com/u/IssuesAnon

>>30567235
I wanna 'pregnate a ponk

>>30567506
very yes more please. oneshots whenever you feel like it. all the characters.

>>30567037
wait, wouldn't this be "BLYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAD"?
if he's supposed to be yelling out "BLYAT!" drawn out, shouldn't it be "БЛЯAAAAAAAAATЬ"?

>>30567766
It's tough to say 'yes' or 'no'. I remember her being more attentive to me than my Ex's at the time. By that meaning, quick to return or initiate PDA or even simply hooking her arm through mine while waiting in line. Little things that. You still gotta treat them right though. I fucked it up by being tempted by some skinny bitch with a good rack.

>>30545911
Heel goede foto

Hey. So I looked at the archive and saw that people actually wanted me to keep going on the story.

Want me to keep the Sunset incest story going? I thought nobody liked it.

>>30567538
>>30565059
>>30565066
https://pastebin.com/u/SpeedBoostBlaziken
I'll get back to writing Ponkmom Not Long From Now®

>>30568171
>BG9
>Sunset incest
>thought nobody liked it
Literally the only explanations are trolls or anti-incest moralfags

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>>30568171
what gave you the idea that people didnt like it?

>>30568193
>>30568232
Well I've got a couple projects going on right now and between the 4 or so that I've go going I've only gotten one reply. If people don't give me enough feedback (positive or negative, if I'm doing somethng stupid tell me) I think no one wants to hear it.

>>30567794
Yeah, I've been away from the thread for a while. Last thing I remember was you starting the DTxAnon on an island green.

>checks bin
Aunts, Cousins and Sisters is my thing. You've got 2 out of 3 in there. Eyup, looks like I've got stuff to catch up on.


>>30567506
>speaking of Aunts.
Loved the Pinkamom and now you're getting my hopes up for the sequel. Threesome maybe? She did say she wants to be invited.

>>30568171
>checks OP bin link
What story would that be? I've been away for awhile. It wasn't obvious to me which one it is.

>>30568171
>30568297
Nevermind, found it in the archive as well. Dogman turns me off tbqh. Specifically like BS mentioned in the first two posts. I'll give it a shot though.

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>She turns her head away
>"A-about a year."
>You feel a deep sense of primal lust take hold of you
"Well I can teach you. It's perfectly natural what you're doing."
>"They never tell us anything at the school. Just that the lord doesn't want us preforming acts of lewdness."
>You stand her up again
"They haven't started teaching anatomy yet have they?"
>"No... they just tell us we have a body."
"Well... let's give you a lesson. Take your clothes off."
>Sunset's face turns the deepest shade of red possible
>"Th... they said we're not allowed to do that."
"Sunset there's nothing wrong with it."
>"B-but what about marriage?"
"What about it? Nobody has to know. And if you really feel bad about it just go to confession and ask for forgiveness."
>"I suppose..."
>Sunset starts to unbutton her blouse revealing her ample chest in a cute red lace bra
>The moment she catches your eyes glancing, she covers them with her hands
>"D-don't look..."
"It's ok. It's nothing to be ashamed of. Here."
>You point at them
"Those are your breasts."
>"Breasts?"
"Yeah. They're for when you have a baby. They fill with milk so you can feed it."
>"Milk? How is that possible? Are they full of milk now?"
>As she talks she innocently starts squeezing them and looking at them curiously
>Boner
>Achieved
"They're not. The process is too complicated to go into, a lot of sicenecy things. Anyway. Take off your skirt too."
>She shyly does so, immediately covering her hairy bush
"You know what that's called right?"
>Sunset looks down, embarrassed
"My private parts?"
>"Technically speaking, it's called your vagina."
>She giggles
>"That's a weird word."
"It is for sure."
>You abruptly stand up
"Have you ever wondered what a boy's parts look like?"
>Her eyes go wide
>"S-sorta..."
"I can show you if you want."
>"Really?"
"You have to promise not to tell though."
>"I promise."
>You unbutton your pants and pull them down, exposing your 6.5 inch upright cannon at her
>You had never seen a girl with eyes so wide

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>>30568571
>She really had never seen a penis in her life before
>"That's so... so weird. It's on the outside!"
"Yep. It's part of reproduction. You see I stick this inside your vagina and sperm goes inside and that's how you get pregnant."
>Just from that comment you swear you could hear her fast heart beat from here
>She hadn't stopped blushing the entire time
>"Can... like... touch it?"
"Sure."
>Sunny kneels down and very slowly puts her hand out
>Just as the tip of her finger touches your tip her hand bolts back
>You giggle
"Don't worry. It won't burn you."
>"Y-you're sure this is ok?"
"Very."
>She takes her hand back and grabs your dick
"Ow!"
>She lets got
>"S-sorry!"
"It's ok. Just be gentle. Our parts may look different but I assure you, the sensitivity is close to equal."
>She looks are your balls
>"What's the sack for? Do boys get milk too?"
>You smirk to yourself
>Different kind of milk
"No. That's where my sperm is. You see sperm needs just the right conditions to thrive. Can't be too hot and it can't be too cold. Hence it's a sac on the outside of the body."
>She just looks on in awe
"Now be VERY careful with those. They are the most sensitive part of my body."
>"O-ok..."
>She handles your balls as if she's handling a pane of newly formed glass
>And boy did it feel good

(I really want to write more but I have to prepare for work! Sorry!)

>>30568171
Got a link to the story?

We had a bunch of Sunset incest stories going a while back, and from what I recall they were all pretty good.

Ugh, I thought this was done.

>>30568850

https://pastebin.com/5KNh1r3w

>>30568656
MBisonYesYes.mp4

>>30568656
Unf. More when?

>>30568656
Theres something about teaching your little sister that just gets me diamonds

>>30568656
>>30569009
Dogma aside (and I get why it's a part of the story) it's not bad. The dialog seemed stiff (no pun intended) but that's probably intentional; particularly for Sunset. I hope you continue. I wouldn't mind reading more.

Is onichansfables ever going to return?

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>>30567231
>only a single, monotone "oh" of pleasure

>>30566120
My lord is not dead !!!!