>"Anon? Pffffffft. As if."
>>30544040
What?
>>30544040
??? ?? ???? ? ?????????????????
>"Who would date that freaky gangly alien?"
>>30544040
>Fantasy
>I love you Anon!
How's that for fantasy?
>"Of course anon, Iexist
>"Hi, Anon! How's your day today?"
>>30544040
You don't even wear glasses
>>30544301
Backseat moderating is cancer.
>>30544321
If this crap never got reported, it would never get caught. You know the rules
>"5'4? Wow Anon you're tall!"
>>30544352
Chin up, Anon. Being a manlet will actually be a benefit when you get to ponyland.
I'm 6'6, gonna look even more freakishly tall next to them.
>>30544347
There's nothing wrong with reporting, but backseat moderating is just as bad as the cancer it pops up in.
Also, this isn't roleplay. This is a prompt.
>>30544040
>the fantasy of OP it's to be rejected
wow... just wow.
>>30544040
But I want to cum inside Rainbow Dash.
>>30544040
>"Would you like to go to Equestria, anon?"
>>30544388
The ultimate cuck.
I'll bet he voted for Killary.
>>30544040
>„hop on anon,we re gonna conquer the world”
>>30544388
>>30544623
There's a real rise in shit like this as of recently, what the fuck?
>>30544645
If I were optimistic I'd say that people here are bored of anon banging all the ponies and want something to spice it up.
You could probably blame cuck memes or something like that.
>>30544645
>>30544388
If you must know, its because I don't feel worthy of being with her. Ill start of with her rejecting me for a couple of years, but slowly shell start to like me and ill move on to being a friend with my future wifu, if that works out, maybe try and get her as a real wifu. Going straight from kissless virgin to having a wifu is a bit much.
>>30544301
>being a faggot
reported
>>30544301
HAW HAW, rulefag got banned!