CYOA Discussion

>>30542324
First for no escape.

Someone make my tears stop.

>>30542345
Don't cry, Anon. It'll be alright.

>>30542321
>leaving a conversation because you are not enjoying it
The fuck is your problem, anon?

>>30542352
Looks like he decided not to do something he didn't enjoy. I think he made a good decision. I urge you all to also leave conversations that crush your soul or are just you arguing with idiots.

>>30542345
Don't listen to that other fella, it won't be alright. This hell is all there is now, and you will never be free. Accept your fate. Lying to yourself only makes the pain worse.

>>30542363
But I enjoy arguing with idiots.

>>30542390
Then go to /v/. It'll be like that one Christmas where your parents remembered you exist.

>>30542345
>>30542368
Don't give up. I'd hug you if I could, Anon.

>>30542399
But the idiots are in the majority the-
>Just like /cyoa/
Yeah I think I am done arguing with you retards.

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>>30542400

>>30542400
>>30542350
Thank, but I think this poster was serious, and the pain won't go away.
>>30542352
>>30542390

>>30542400
It's too late. Both my inside and outside have given up. All that's left is that thin middle bit, which hasn't exactly given up, but also didn't really care to begin with.

>>30542420
If you don't care, then why are you crying?
Surely there's that little bit there than still cares.

>>30542404
It's nothing to do with an audience. There was just nothing left to talk about. What you tried to bring up had already been covered twice.
The conversation was largly finished until it was pointed out how silly it was that rime was put in charge.
Also I think it would have been fun to play as Arcane but only for a side quest or flashback or something. Rime was a far better choice for the long term.

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>>30542405

>>30542429
I'm not the one that's crying, I'm the one telling the one that's crying that they shouldn't listen to that other fella, and that it won't be alright.

>>30542447
But it will be okay

Why are you depressed /cyoa/

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>>30542450

>>30542450
It will be acceptable, only because I do not have the option to refuse.

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>>30542455

You wouldn't enslave a Whispenmare, would you?

>>30542455
My education was a fucking joke that just got worse as time went on and has left me in a dead end life stuck in a town one step removed from a rural shithole. I tried to beat back the sadness for as long as I could but it has gotten too much. A man who wanted to be a scholar as a child denied every opportunity to be such.

>>30542471
Fuck you and fuck your question horses. It felt good to get that out horse or no horse.

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>>30542390

>>30542455
I don't got no griff butt to love. I need a griff butt, anon. I need it.

>>30542455
I was going to give a meme answer but after reading
>>30542529
I think I would feel guilty for doing so.

>>30542529
And the worst part. The worst part is nobody around me understands why knowledge is important so i never got any sympathy for it growing up.

>>30542572
What a silly coikydink this is. I was going to give a serious answer, but then I saw >>30542529, and thought it was so funny, I didn't want to ruin it with my despair-posting.

>>30542585
>my depression is more serious then your depression

>>30542611
No, it's quite the opposite actually. I'm glad the universe hates someone more than me. I'd hate to be that loser.

>>30542628
Oh fair enough then.

>>30542529
Dang. That sucks.
>>30542583
I sympathize with you growing up with idiots if they don't understand why a poor education is a problem.

>>30542645
Just to be clear, in case there may be some confusion, I don't sympathise or pity him, I just think he's a loser and his suffering is funny.

>>30542702
I suppose it is. Your suffering is likely pretty funny as well.

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I just want people to be happy.

>>30542324
She can't be an alicorn without the earth pony powers

>>30542720
No, my suffering is pretty serious.
I got raped as a kid, and it's the edgy kinda rape, not the totally not edgy kind that's ok to put in technicolor pony fanfiction based on a children's cartoon.

>>30521143
After significant consideration I have come to the conclusion that the fight would likely have still been lost because we wasted time we could have been fighting on trying to free the faggot that tricked us.

>>30542761
So like I said prety funny.

>>30542767
Clown rape is not funny.

>>30542773
You're right. It's whimsical

>>30542780
No it's not.

>>30542761
Any type of rape can be put in technicolor pony fanfiction based on a children's cartoon if it is done well. No matter how much he tries to deny it Warlock proved that.

>>30542783
Ok I admit it. it's farcial.

>>30542792
Nuh uh.

>>30542796
Ok it gives you a humdinger of a time.

>>30542799
Wrong again.

>>30542807
I am starting to run out of Synonyms that make some sort of sense here.
It's not funny yes. It is hilarious.

>>30542821
Nah, it ain't.

>>30542830
Maybe. But it is comical

>>30542843
You are incorrect.

>>30541304
Download an RSS reader on your phone and subscribe to the quest(s) you want to be alerted about. Every quest on Anonpone has an RSS feed. Just make sure whatever RSS reader you use will pop push notifications.

Or if you really want to use email, use the variety of RSS to email services like https://blogtrottr.com/

>>30542529
>A man who wanted to be a scholar as a child denied every opportunity to be such.
That's fucking comedy gold.

>>30542324
What cainart is this?

>>30542785
Okay, 44 post before Cain came up in this thread. Here's hoping we make it longer in the next one.

>>30542882
That pic where he drew a bat with a stupid face flying while caring a pone with a cute butt.

>>30542887
Well at least it was related to the conversation.

>>30542785
You know I understand why he thought it was a mistake but I don't get how that translates to should never have any sex in the quest instead.

>>30542935
He decided he didn't enjoy writing sex so he decided he wouldn't. End of story.

>>30542949
That's not the story I heard.

Not even fish memes can save us.

>>30542949
I heard it was because he thought he should not have had the rape (not that he should have holy shit what was he thinking).

>>30542965
I want to put my meme in the fish if you know what I'm saying.

>>30542935
Yes, we know. You mention it anytime someone says the word rape, regardless of context.

>>30542966
Go read a people magazine or something you gossipy bitch.

>>30542967
What meme is yours?

>>30542976
>implying I did not already read the most recent issue

>>30542980
my dick.

>>30542976
isn't that a porn mag?

>>30542974
I wonder why Warlock decided to have no sex in his quest just because of the one rape mistake.

>>30542987
If you're desperate, sure. Anything can be a porn mag if you believe in yourself.

>>30542984
Never heard of it, must be a tiny meme.

>>30542976
http://people.com/style/alfred-angelo-wedding-dress-chain-apologizes/
This makes me kind of sad. It's where I got my wedding dress.

>>30543008
It is an average sized meme, I assure you.

>>30542958
>>30542966
Nope. Regretted the rape then said "you know what? I didn't even like writing that anyway."

QMs don't need to write what they don't want to.

>>30542976
http://people.com/pets/julius-the-baby-giraffe-dies-in-maryland-zoo-after-1-month/
Ha Ha they lost their giraffe

>>30543021
>Nope. Regretted the rape then said "you know what? I didn't even like writing that anyway."
Did he mean not like writing the rape or not like writing other sex?

>>30543021
>a secretfag only giving half the story
What a fucking surprise.

>>30543040
To clarify I mean the half the story as the guy who initially said it was only the rape regret.

I just installed 4chan x. I hope this does not turn me into a filterfag

>>30543069
You can filter just as well with vanilla 4chan.

>>30543074
I thought somebody said you could filter better.
Still this is pretty neat. I like that it gives you a timer for how long until you can delete a post

>>30543080
The filters are basically the same in both, but 4chanX also lets you cascade filters so it hides the replies to things you filtered too.

Other than that, they're the same.

>>30543099
that seems excessive

>>30543069
Overall I like the new features but I hate all the layout change.

>>30543138
Is there a way to have it tell you if you have opened a second page tab of a thread? I often have a good 50 tabs open and it can be hard to keep track of them all.

I notice there's been less posts being blocked by my filter as of late.
Has CYOAG finally stopped being a cesspool of idiocy?

>>30543167
about 1/3 threads has bullshit so the majority is fine.

>>30543173
more like 2/7

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Weh to pay respects

>>30543138
I found a feature I don't like. How do I turn off the thing where you click on a post number in a post and rather then moving the window to that post it makes it appear inside the post it was quoted it?

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Horsepower when! I want to add motars to our car like in Crossout!

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>>30543194

>>30543194
It was a filthy monster and I am glad that boring as shit arc is over.

>>30543229
How dare you. He had so much potential, but his life was ended in a single decisive blow.
>sad tooting

>>30543229
Why was it boring to you?

>>30543260
I was there to beat up monsters not not beat up monsters.
It probably would not have been so bad if it had not been almost every monster encountered during that arc though. I was pretty much against the trying to communicate from the start though.

>>30543276
We did get a lot of money Brago factory nigga for being resourceful and creative.
What's time is it anon? Do you need sleep?

>>30543297
Oh fucking dammit. I forgot the "/" for the spoiler.

>>30543297
>What's time is it anon
15:45
>Do you need sleep
yes

>>30543207
Ah I worked it out. I set it so I could still get inline quotes but if I press on the hash I get to jump to it.

>>30543309
Fucking Singapore fags.

>>30543349
It was a typo. I meant 14:45

>>30543368
Two nukes were not enough

>>30543332
>it gives you the man of youtube links.
But that means I can't get rickrolled anymore.
WEEEH

>>30543371
Are you some fucking retard? You're thinking of the wrong country dumbass.

>>30543407
Oh shit you'r right I went in the wrong direction
>>30543368
I bet you are a ladyboy faggot.

>>30543425
Fuck is that?

>>30543460
Thailand has a large amount of transexuals and crossdressers.

>>30543464
That sounds fucking hot.

Here's a helpful tip to the ignorant: use a condom when you do anal. Just fucking do it.

Hey /cyoa/ give me some pornography to masturbate to.

>>30543332
I wish it could be set so clicking the numbers jumps to it while the hash goes inline.

Look at this fag, look at this faggot and laugh
>>30543703

>>30543559
https://derpibooru.org/1486171

>>30543709
That should work thanks ano-
14.25 MB WEBM
How fucking detailed could you possibly make it?

>>30543749
Oh I see derpi has sound on their webms.

>>30543162
I guess the watched thread highlight is mostly sufficient

>>30543702
Holy shit If that could happen I would reenable inline quotes in a heartbeat.

Choosie is for non consensual

Active threads

Big Mare Hero: >>30524908
Circle Magic: >>30491408
Week Long Vacation: >>30529313
Shattered Planes: >>30504932
Give and Take: >>30433703
Shittily Drawn: >>30525038
Cirquesque: >>30455419
Kingdom Hearts: >>30524879
Nebula: >>30511651
Space: >>30523001

lichquest soon. Ish? I don't know.

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>last thread

>>30545005
>Pleeny went fuck
Nice.

18 posters
126 posts
Less than 12 hours old

Someone needs to go and stay go

Time to get lich, laddies.

>So praying for some god is out of the question.
>Unless you want to suck the QM's dick.
>But you kinda forgot what does it even mean in your long as fuck slumber.
>Still, you need to take the castle somehow.

>Oh.
>Oh, that's good.
"order the armoured' you put some special accent on that word "pegasi to drop some stones or other heavy shit on the castle guard. And also, make them hide over the clouds, so they won't get rekt"
>Soon, your plan is set into motion.
>The featherbrain task force takes off, and drops whatever they could grab fast at the heads of castle guard.
>In the meantime, you order the fliers of your team to grab the fighters and secure the castle gate.
>It goes just as planned, and soon you are able to tell your peasant horde to rush C.
>And oh boy they do.
>Fighting ensues.
>There's some revolutionary music to go with this, but it's a pony land, so it's not so glorious anymore.
>The peasants fight with the castle guard.
>The castle guard fights with the pegasi.
>And also with Celestial guard unit you brought there.
>The peasants also beat the fuck out of each other in confusion sometimes.
>But then.
>Then, thee powerful paladin appears.
>He has a thicc armour, a big fucking mace, and a short sword looking more like a really big knife.
>He also has that one bastard treacherous unicorn and his magic on his side.
>He snorts, ready to fight your puny filly form.
>What do?

>>30545145
Order some of the peasants to attack the treacherous unicorn while you deal with Mr. Compensating for his little was dick.
We a stronk filly. I'm hoping that armor of his is too cumbersome to move well. I suggest rolling under him and kicking him in the nads if that's not armored. Is his horn protected? If not then better lob that off with the scythe.

>>30545145
He should be weaker. As a paladin I hope his piggy packing off of Celestias magic has left his own less then robust.
I figured he wasn't a Pegasus, it I didn't think he would be a unicorn.

>>30545145
Suck his dick

>>30545265
Why are you so focused on lewding this quest? Will it satisfy you to make me struggle with this thing?

>>30545270
I was mending bro. Don't worry bout it.

>>30545277
Memeing

When will "You Get to Name the" cyoa be back?
Are they pulling a Shooting Star?

>>30545277
Mending what? Your broken heart?
You can't fix it with lewd, anon. I've already tried.

Ftcyjcfkdjcjcfucvki654gvu

>>30545270
Oh hey, since we're getting meta, there's something I wanted to say. I'm sorry I haven't played your quest at all, I normally do and love your quests, I just haven't had any time to, plus I'm short on patience with this place. I feel like I encouraged you to run then abandoned you to that guys.

>>30545335
Hi Lis!

>>30545346
>>30545335
¿Que?

>>30545341
I accept, but who are you?

>>30545367
Why does everyone keep asking me that?

>>30545386
Because they want to take you out on dates and give you sum fuk.
Hows about u ignore that other fella, and give me yur phone number instead, hot stuff.

>>30545452
That's pretty.

>>30545417
I don't know, that other anon is pretty hot, can they come too?

>>30545295
Longname doesn't have to pull a "Shooting Star", it already has it's own legacy. Also we call It Longname.

>>30545467
No. I don't do polygamous relationships, and I don't want to risk our balls touching. My love boat only has one passenger seat. In fact, you even asking such a question has made me change my mind. I don't think we'd make a good couple. It's not me, it's you.

Running.
>>30545559

>>30545495
First off it's polyamoury, it's not like I want to marry you right away.

Secondly, you know damn well both of those posters were me, why do you keep playing games with my heart?

>>30545568
Come back, no need to run away... ;_;

>>30545452
>anthro

>>30545616
Is it?

>>30545621
It's semi anthro. I noticed it, too.

>>30545621
No, them aint anthro hips, she would be really awkward on two legs.

>>30545696
Her forlegs are as long as her backlegs too. That's just a Lyra sitting poner.

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>>30545621
>>30545694
>>30545696
>>30545705

>>30545591
Because it's fun.

Pleeny you bitch. You better post something on time. You have 40 minutes.

>>30545270
Do you like a challenge?

I want to see Chooser getting billy'd for being a flithy mud pony.

>>30545886
I agree.

Hiji horse is for sub

>>30545973
I agree.

>>30545973
When did hijiggler pone join the navy?

Its been a while since ive visited. How many quests/cyoas are currently running?

>>30546160
All the quests you loved are dead.

>>30546160
In a period of drought right now so not many. We had a whole bunch a while ago.

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I made a Misty who let her hair out of her non-canon hairband today. Her hair should be a lot shorter but whatever.

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Big Mare Hero continues, pick your magazine up right now!
>>30546328

Through the Shattered Planes: It's high time I give the players the drawback they deserve. Returns!

>>30546406

>>30545851
Do I?

>>30545200
>>30545208
"Comrades, this is it" you yell to noone in particular, but you actually manage to make a group of peasants without sparring partner to look at you. "Charge at the unicorn!"
>You haven't exactly specify which one, but they were smart enough to try and get the traitor, he was not wearing a shitass heavy armour after all.
>Now.
>Time to get the Mister Lil' Dick here.
>He shoots a simple magic beam at you, the one which you dodge easily with your unpony reflexes of a lichfilly.
>He looks a little bit surprised, but swings his mace, charging at you nevertheless.
>Damn he's fast in this armour.
>Your only hope is lack of Celestia's magic and the whole metal on him slowing his reactions down a bit.
>He closes the distance fast, knocking some simpletons unconscious on his way to you.
>What do?

>>30546455
Fight him dark souls style.
Gank the fucker.

>>30546455
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kvS6zMThiZU

>>30546468
>>30546480
>You DODGE!
>He was smart enough to try and swing at you while he was passing by.
>But you DODGED too.
>Time to gank that motherfucker like a real champ you are deep inside.
>How's that traitor doing?
>Oh shit, he's actually managing to fight on his own right, wrecking the local peasantry with various spells.
>Well, you should've figured that a runecaster may be proficient in magic like that.
>However you have other worries.
>Namely, a paladin, who fends off some villagers like they were just annoying mosquitoes.
>This time, when he charges at you, you notice his horn glowing stronger and stronger.
>What now fagmo?

>>30546550
Duck into the fight with the traitor and see if you can get a fatal swip at him with your scythe. Or keep him between you and the paladin.

>>30546550
Run straight at him and roll under him so you can deliver a four legged buck to his cod piece.

>>30546550
Throw the scythe at the unarmored unicorn and charge the the paladin?
Dare him to strike you down with his holy magic.

>>30546601
>>30546705
>>30546733
>Fuck the paladin for now.
>You have a personal fight to do for the time being.
>So you just kinda roll under the guy, kicking him in his... shit, it's just more armour.
>Fuck.
>You are so close to taking two of them at once, but nooooo.
>Nooooo, the fate must be against you again.
>Fucking piece of shit fate, you need to get to Heaven and have a good stern talk with the Gods one day.
>Anyway the paladin fuck ran into a bunch of peasants, turning them into ash.
>Like.
>Auschwitz level of work right there, you could do the same only if you really wanted to.
>But he seems a bit tired from it.

>Now, for the runemaker.
>You spin your scythe with grace, just like that autistic toy for little fillies.
>While he's busy with simple folk, you throw it at him.
>Ah-ha!
>Score!
>He's not dead, but bleeding and his focus is temporarily disturbed, allowing the peasants to do rest of the work.
>Rip in pizza, you worm.

>Back to the paladin.
"Ha, you think you can defeat me?" you say, in the cringiest manner possible. "How about you use your magic, dipshit?"
>He just looks at you with hatred, and then, a sly smile spreads across his muzzle.
>One quickly prayer to Celestia later, he is surrounded by blinding holy light.
>That suddenly sizzles and dies out.
>He's pretty dazed by this turn of events.
>You don't have you scythe anymore, just filly strength.
>What do?

[paladin will recover in two posts, counting this one]

>>30546803
Wrestle the mace from him. Try pivoting a swing at his horn.
The alternative is trying to pry the short sword from him and stabbing him through the slits or gaps in his helmet.
Or picking up anything sharp from the fallen and doing the same.

>>30546803
Jump on his back and chew his horn.

>>30546833
>>30546847
>EARTH
>PONY
>STRENGTH
>You say to yourself. It was a thing in the good old days.
>And you then try to rassle the mace or the sword or anything really from that bullshitter paladin of pansy-ass Sun God. Ess. Whatever.
>He is dazed, but aware enough to resist you.
>But you know exactly what to do.
>You jump on him, preparing to get his sword and cram it up some crevice in his armour.
>And while you're at it, you need to disable his magic somehow.
>Even if you're a lich, being turn to ash is pretty painful, and with your phylactery in his greedy hooves, not advised.
>So you do the first thing you can think of.
>You suckle on his horn like it was a tasty lollipop.
>>"OOooooohhh~" you hear a moan from below.
>The paladin collapses, panting, as you suck more.
>>"Y-yes, don't stop...!"
>He seems to be pretty happy that you do this.
>Also, you think you might've almost defeated him.
>Oh, and the Changeling gal appeared nearby, hunger in her bug eyes.
>What do?

>>30546989
keep. SUCKING! But motion for the changeling gal, guy, whatever to help you.

>>30546989
Changeling seduction activate.

>>30546989
>We start sucking the paladin off
What happened to no lewds?

>>30547122
Horn is lewd now?

>>30547136
It is. Don't stop. Keep em cumming.

>>30547154
oh shit

>>30546989
Start stroking his horn slowly. Tell him to beg for it if he really wants it.

>>30546245
who?

>>30546989
Does the heavy metal armour double as a metal gimp suit?

>>30547157
LMAO you fucked up

>>30547157
Gonna get kinky on yo ass.

So is anybody gonna be enough of a faggot to report secret for all the foalcon?
It would kill them but at the terrible cost of selling out your morals.

>>30547517
Well I know there are a few people here who really hate foalcon. Maybe they could do it so none of us sane people have to live with the shame.

>>30547517
Report? To who? This is 4chan.

>>30547517
They'd just make a new discord, while ensuring they don't post another link to it in this thread.
And it would just ensure they never come back here, and then this thread will be twice as dead.

>>30547544
Discord recently added a bunch of bullshit to their terms of service.

>>30547603
They banned stuff glorifying violence.
Bear in mind this is a gaming service

>>30547517
Why the hell are you even talking about this here?

>>30547603
Isn't that why they put up the NSFW notice?
I doubt they'll do it though.

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>>30547517

>>30547603
>DISCORD TERMS OF SERVICE
>Last modified: May 9, 2017

>>30547614
https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/9023127
Trash thread on the subject

>>30547673
>it's gross
Wtf I hate discord now

>>30547517
If you want something done, then do it yourself instead of asking other people to be your personal army, you fucking pansy.
They'll just make a replacement one anyway, and it won't make them come back here and talk about DH or cain with you again.

>>30547517
It wouldn't really accomplish much. They could make a new discord.
Also you're a faggot, faggot.

>>30547517
I don't mind sekrit but as a huge fan of coltquest can we do this to the coltquest discord?

>>30547517
I don't mind sekrit but as a huge hater of coltquest can we do this to the coltquest discord?

>>30547517
I don't mind sekrit but as a person who neither likes or dislikes coltquest can we do this to the coltquest discord?

>>30547759
>not having a strong opinion on Colt Quest
Kill yourself.

>>30542764
To be fair he did not so much trick us as we tricked ourselves into trusting him.

>>30547877
True.
We were so excited to make a new friend we blinded ourselves to his true motives.
A perfect example of how player stupidity can sometimes make a good story.
A perfect example of player stupidity fucking things is when we did not stab the faggot when he turned away from us.

>>30547865
>caring about things
You first

>>30547901
Not a day goes by I do not regret acquiescing to his demands. Especially given the reason I voted to do so.

>>30547913
Yeah. Like I said we would likely still have lost had we killed him but at least the faggot would not be roaming free.

>>30547919
You guys talking about DH and how some players wanted to play devil's advocate with a deer or something?

>>30548181
I am not sure what devils advocate means but yes.

>>30548194
Oh wait looking it up devils advocate is inaccurate.
Anon was unsure if he should stab the deer or not and although he was leaning towards stabbing he decided to vote against it because he decided if he was unsure he would go against what iFag likely did to try and calm warlocks autism.

>>30548218
>He got so insane his players lied about what they wanted to do in order to appease him.

>>30548267
Yeah. it's pretty sad.
You know what the sadest part is.
Warlock thought the votes against stabbing him were ifag samefagging

>>30548286
Could have been. Who knows.

>>30548286
And people defend this faggot why?

>>30548321
iFag here. Can confirm the only vote I made was to cut that fuckers neck off.

>>30548322
Because he is the best qm. He may be insane but Darkest Hour was insanely good. Same reason Filthy Rich married spoilt milk but replace sex with quest.

>>30548341
I should clarify. After a while it got too much even for me. Dropping Darkest Hour was incredibly hard but I had to for my own sanity.

>>30548354
I am starting to get a very bad portrait of this man. Makes me glad I am a newfag who did not have to put up with all that bullshit.

>>30548403
Not to defend him, but do bare in mind you're talking to the worst playerbase, who just would not shut up about him for half a year.
You'd think he'd personally gone to each of their houses and shit on their dogs, as opposed to bumbling through his mediocre quest and then quitting, like a hundred QMs before him.

>>30548504
Were they as bad as tarafags?

>>30548567
How would a newfag know about tara if he doesn't even know about a quest from this year?

>>30548567
Nobody is as bad as tarafags but DHfags are worse in a way because they talk about every aspect of the quest rather then the waifu.
There was much more talk of daughterus then waifus for Darkest Hour.

>>30548584
Becuase tarafags don't fucking shut up about her whenever she comes up.

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>>30548567
There are people in this very thread who don't like Tara.

I don't know who you are anymore. What have you done with /cyoag/?

>>30548622
Turns out when you spam a character people get sick of it.
Darkest Hour fags at least tried to keep discussion varied.

>>30548591
*rather then just the waifu.

>>30548595
I don't really follow how a character from a dead quest that barely gets talked about has an active following. Is this some poor attempt to muddy the waters by painting a random group as bad so the dumbestwhorefags don't look as awful?

>>30548622
I don't have a problem with Tara. I have not even read Hijack but I do have a problem with Tarafags.

>>30548635
T. Tarafag

>>30548635
t. tarafag

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Time to talk about new waifus from all those fresh quests we have. What do you all think of QT sock mare?

>>30548635
>gets a good 10-15 empty posts every time she is mentioned
>waaah why do you hate us.

>>30548653
>>30548659
>>30548665
So hows the weather in oz?

>>30548665
What the fuck is an empty post?

>>30548635
Calling them dumbestwhorefags does not really do much for the perception that Hijifags are the main ones who clash with Cainfags.

I don't think it is true but you are making it seem like it a little.

>>30548677
I'm not a hijifag, nor am I that other Anon, but I think that's a great name for you people.

>>30548672
Any post that isn't about DH apparently.

>>30548677
I don't see what the problem there is.

>>30548677
Yeah. With the idea floating around that it is a hiji-cain war people should probably avoid shitting on darkest hour while talking about Hijacker quests.

>>30548700
>implying I am a DHfag

>>30548710
No, Anon you are not allowed to defend yourself. Don't you know that somehow defeats the point of anonymity.

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>>30548705
>shit up thread for months despite entire community telling you to stop
>people spam image from a popular quest to spite you
>"t-the plaYERS OF THAT QUEST ALONE ARE AT WAR WITH US!!!"
How does one achieve such stupidity?

I wanted to give you guys a chance. I really, legitimately did. But this thread really stopped being comfortable as soon as DH and Cain came into existence. I even wanted to do things for you guys again, but you manage to suck out all enjoyment I had in this thread

>>30548799
Why aren't you filtering them?

>>30548795
>reading comprehension
I don't believe it but some people do and I am saying they may want to be careful about it.
Tarafags are cancer though.

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>>30548814
>careful about annoying idiots

>>30548799
It's just a handfull of faggots dude.
Look on the bright side. We have no tripfags.

You know what? I've been patient. I've waited months and months for cyoa to return to normal, but I officially think this is a lost cause.
I think I'm going to consider going with the mutually assured destruction route, and being so destructive and autistic and retarded that cyoa itself gets deleted.

>>30548814
I never used to have a problem with tarafags but this thread has made me wonder if maybe they really are genuine waifufags. They got awful defensive.

>>30548842
do what everything else did, leave this shitshow behind and join the rest of us in sekrit where we at least have semi comf going on

>>30548842
It has been fine for the most part. This is just occasional shit.

>>30548842
Wasn't that ifag's plan from the get go? Because that's what it sounds like he's been trying for months.

>>30548849
Yeah I am starting to wonder
>>30548855
Why the fuck would I want to have killed /cyoa/?
I hate you fags but I want you to get better and can see you are.

>>30548867
Fuck off and die you stupid cunt.

>>30548867
Ah fuck, those should have been separate posts.

>>30548855
Well he succeeded. What's the next step of his master plan?

>>30548867
Reminder that you did literally nothing wrong.

>>30548886
Not completely true. I somehow decided that since I got recommended a game by /cyoa/ it meant I should post a bunch of thoughts on that game in /cyoa/. I regret doing that.

>>30548896
I will take you spewing bullshit about Undertale over spewing bullshit aboutt Darkest Hour any day.

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Hmm what's going on in here then?

>>30548867
How would you define "better"?

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>>30548926
Dunno, it's been pretty quiet for a while now.

>>30548926
>meme waifuposting to deflect attention from your real waifuposting.

>>30548663
not tall enough

>>30546245
That's pretty cute.

>>30548933
I decline to answer that question for fear it may comprise the gradual improvement of /cyoa/

>>30548933
Being free to talk about Cain 24/7.

>>30548663
NCmares likes her so I hate her.

>>30548971
wat

>>30548946
>not waifuposting for real everytime

>>30548963
If you think that people will reject your vision of a better cyoa, then your vision isn't very good.

Look, here, say it with me. "I'd like more quests and less shitposting." That's my request. What's yours?

>>30548989
>implying he is wrong
People will go against ideas just because they are proposed by somepony they hate.

I love to singa
about the griffa and the butta and the springa
I love to singa

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What does anyone think of these two cute mares?

>>30549007
>somepony

>>30549007
Indeed, if you have a history of shit ideas then they're more likely to think your latest idea is shit. There's nothing wrong with that.

>>30549007
Or because they're dumb.

>>30549028
I think they aren't griffs, but I'm desperate enough for love and affection that I would still fug them anyway.

>>30549007
>People will go against ideas just because they are proposed by somebody they hate.
I know it looks like that, but if every single post by a person or group has the same low quality, the same spelling errors, the same obliviousness to the consequences of their behavior, then it's not that you are against that person, you're just against something they consistently do.

>>30549056
Like if every single post by a group of people betrayed a fundamental lack of human empathy or decency by endlessly harping on one topic over and over again while everyone else suffers and dies.

>>30549028
>poop and yellow
>green coat
no

>>30549077
What about the synthetic mare in the center?

>>30549073
Wow, magine that happening. That sure would be awful.

>>30549077
A-and the blue one?

>>30549028
But there's three mares there.

>>30549051
Did you see the colored Griff Lis drew?

>>30549087
>>30549096
it's passable

>>30549106
No, but now I want to.
Gimme that griff.

>>30549007
Well you know what? I already hate him, but I would love to see what future he has envisioned for us. I promise I won't speak I'll of it based on who is posting it. But I will definitely judge it based on content of the post, which seeing as he is refusing to post it I am assuming is a garbage opinion. And will continue to assume so until anything is posted to convince me otherwise.

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>>30549113

>>30549137
You lied. This is a Hippogriff.

>>30549142
A hippo griff. Don't make fun of her just because she's fat.

>>30549137
This is a Hippogriff, but I still want to fug it.
Look at that butt. What a spicy butt.

>>30549137
Where's that signature big lis shooter?
With this being part hippogriff, with this be a long beak?

>>30549131
"All quests get to be discussed including DH and nobody complains about DH being discussed."

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>>30549099

>>30549099
Scribe is definitely Lily's 'mare' in bed.

>>30549171
That seems reasonable.

>>30549171
Ok I will admit that is part of it but I still decline to clarify the rest.

Admiting that is just going to make the Darkest Hour hate worse but I am not sure I care anymore.

>>30549253
It's not Darkest Hour hate. It was never Darkest Hour hate. It's Darkest Hour player hate.

>>30549253
I wouldn't hate it nearly so much if you just accepted that some people are going to hate on it instead of defending your right to talk about your poor persecuted quest.

Coltquest never says shit.

>>30549253
I hate you and the fags that whine and cry about DH hate, I don't give a shit about DH or Cain.

>>30549290
>how dare you offer a rebuttal to my complaints
The Darkest Hour players did nothing wrong.

>>30549386
Endlessly defending why you said why you said is irritating and makes everyone hate you. When you post about Darkest Hour and someone says that Darkest Hour sucks the correct response is nothing. It's 4chan. People are going to rag on things. Grow a pair.

>>30549386
Defending your point of view after everyone has already heard everything you have to say is exactly what has made this thread so insufferable lately. Nobody can move on. Defending your point of view after everyone has already heard everything you have to say is also what got iFag banned.

>>30549399
>It's 4chan. People are going to rag on things.
And that includes raging on raging on things.

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>>30549386

>>30549331
I mean. Technically you do because you're talking about it so. You know.

>>30549386
I guess?

>>30549399
I guess you're not wrong?

>>30549414
>>30549423
Ok?

>>30549423
>includes raging on raging on things
Except they aren't. They're trying to justify why the other person is wrong for having an opinion. If they just went "hey, screw you man, I like it" then I would have no problem with them, but no, they go "let me tell you why you are wrong and the rape wasn't edgy and the art is good."

>>30549436
3/4 of your post has absolutely no content and it's still an improvement on the arguing.

>>30549451
Cool dude.

>>30549442
For the most part they never argued against simple it's bad complaints.
Any quality complaints they argued against were detailed enough as to open themselves to criticism.
What they argued about was all the shit sorounding the quest.

>>30549467
>they

>>30549480
>I don't agree with the majority to I must be one of them.

>>30549489
No, it was more based on the fact that you made a whole bunch of spelling and punctuation errors, and I see those way more often on the side you are supporting.

I know a guy who actually filters the word "sorounding" because you've made that mistake before.

>>30549489
No, you're just really easy to spot.

>>30549467
They argued against everything every time it was mentioned.

>>30549501
I bet it's Cammy. He filters litterally also.

>>30549501
It's kind of strange to consistently make the same mistakes. Maybe he is one of those phonefags having his browser autocorrect to past mistakes.

>>30549539
Smart man

>>30549543
Or he doesn't know how to spell.

>>30549543
I ignore any post with an img.jpg filename.

Can someone lend me a little help?

>>30549570
No, find your own porn, boyo.

>>30549556
Also a possibility but I prefer to think he just made the same mistake a few times in a row
>>30549559
I just filter them.

>>30549583
But im not looking for porn

Bat's have silly faces

>>30549620
Fine, what do you need help with?

>>30549620
I am. All the time. Never enough.
What are you looking for? Love? A handy jay? My heart already belongs to another anonymous stranger, and my hands already belong to me. I can't give you what you desire.

>>30548942
Tara has an extremely stupid face

>>30549648
I want all three.

>>30549648
who dis

>>30549648
The most detailed ponies of the right two would be completely hidden behind the closer pony, which would only have their backs visible. So left.

>>30549655
Who cares who it is, this isn't skerit. Just pick one so we can get more porn of that stupid dumb whore who I don't find attractive in the slightest.

>>30549648
#2

>>30549671
Those will be transparent.

>>30549648
None, lewd is stupid.

>>30549626
>>30549629
Im having a hard time looking foe a quest I started. The hobo griffin one? Can't find it in the achieve.

>>30549648
1

>>30549693
I will have a look in a few hours.
Could somepony find nature quest two for me in the archives?

>>30549648
right

>>30549674
>Who cares who it is
me

>>30549712
Who cares that you care who it is?

>>30549693
This it?
http://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/30144996/#30159279
http://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/30160966/#30161921

>>30549648
My screen is all fucked up right now. Could I get a textual description of each image.

>>30549745
No.

>>30549752
Fuck you.

>>30549776
You too.

>>30549693
I found it by searching for "abandoned warehouse"
http://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/30160966/#q30162270

>>30549736
Looks like this anon was faster though.

Fallout when.
Zodiac when.

>>30549800
When you beg Choosie for forgiveness and repent for your sins.

So how much of this is to blame on summer posters?