How can stallions ever compete?

>>30541852
They are of the same species and therefore can procreate. A pony will not be attracted to a man, for that threatens degeneracy against the Culture of the Nation.

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>>30541872
>They are of the same species and therefore can procreate.
hmmmmmmm

>>30541872
A EQD /polack/...?
The fuck....

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>this guy only does satyr shit nowadays

fuck this gay earth

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>>30541852
I want to breed the Derpy.

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This is now a BREEDING thread.

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>>30541893
And now I'm triply fucking retarded.
I said exactly what I meant to, but I thought I didn't after I misread your post as something else entirely.
>>30541939
>>30541931

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>>30541852
By actually existing in Equestria?

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>>30541959
truly the magic of love can allow a human to put a babby in a mare

equestria is a magical place

>>30541979
Until we see one interspecies couple with this specific circumstance happening, I don't buy it. I find it hard to believe that they could do that if something comparatively simple, like changing sex, is considered impossible

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>>30541959
Anon take a break and have lunch. You're fucking slacking again on your shitposting.

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>>30542010
hmmmm

>>30542018
Excluding anyoneXDiscord because he can in fact do seemingly impossible things.

Actually, this could be an an interesting prompt. Anon and [pony of choice] are deeply in love and want to have a child together. They can't naturally do it, and normal magic can't make it happen, so they reluctantly turn to the master of the impossible to see if he can make it happen. Bargains are struck, satyr abomination is now a thing.
But I don't think we need another Satyr general...

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>>30542058
>They can't naturally do it, and normal magic can't make it happen
HMMMMM

>>30541893
Basically Maria´s argument to Jose

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=02p7D9H6_TA

Well, they won't get pregnant, they practice on dildos to make sure they can pleasure you as much as they can, if you want, they can pound you back instead of you always being on top, they have a similar libido to you, they have a base understanding of trivial gripes you may have since they share your gender, they can't fake orgasms (so making a stallion cum and watching his seed shoot out of his cock is emotionally satisfying)- oh wait, you're talking about replacing the human with a stallion, right?
Welp.

>>30541872
It is your colonial duty to frisk with the native mares.

>>30541852
You know for some reason I initialy thought this thread was saying mares were a superior lover for a human then a stallion would be.

>>30543594
I made the same mistake.

>>30543647
Stallions are huge and cuddly, and have big dicks and tight ponuts. How could mares ever compete?

>>30541954
That kid's gonna be born diabetic.

>>30542010

>t. Butt-devastated Doctor Who fan

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>>30543879
Kid's gonna be born with a lust for cake, just like its mother.

>>30542010
Hippogriffs were confirmed so...

>>30545781
The description says they are a mix between pony and bird not grifins.

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Breeding is literally the best fetish possible
To thrust inside of a willing mare until she's nothing but a blubbering mess barely capable of speaking English
To hear her moan and groan whenever you give her teats a pinch and whenever you nibble and bite on her neck
To hear her gasp when you give her tail a sharp tug, using her dock as a grip to add even more force to your raw pounding
To feel her juices gushing out and dripping down both your legs every few minutes
To tell her how much you love her, and how happy you are right now, breeding her, making her a mother, just as you release, as deep as you can
To spurt, again, and again, give her love nub a quick pinch to make her squeeze on your dick one last time to coax your orgasm until there's not a drop left inside of you
To collapse on top of her, panting and breathing heavily, basking in the afterglow for a few minutes, before you finally find the strength to pull the covers up and over the both of you
To spoon her and cuddle against her, your juices still dripping down her thighs
To hear her give a content sigh as you run your hands through her coat, and to hear her tell you she can't wait to meet your kid as you lightly grope and caress her soon to be swelling tummy

How can anything else even compare?

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>>30545946
And how's that different?

>>30542010
>changing sex, is considered impossible
when did they say that?

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>>30546602