Perfect waifus don't exi-

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>>30541425
FATTIES

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>>30541425
Who says they can't be real?

>>30541792
>not wanting slightly chubby waifu
man what are you doing

>>30541425
I would Fluttershy super fucking hard.

>>30541425
>no hooves

>>30541425
Enjoy your ban, CP poster.

>>30541425
You don't seriously expect anyone to believe that both of those girls are over the age of eighteen, do you?

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>>30541425
She saved a seat on the bus for you.

What do, anon?

>>30542091
Say thank you and sit next to her.

>>30542091
Sit down and immediately become depressed because she's never going to like me the way that I like her.

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>>30542027
haha eks dee

KYS

>>30542091
"Thanks Sunset, hey you maybe wanna get some coffee some time?"

>"You know, for charity!"

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>>30542465
>"Er, on second thought Anon, I just remembered that I'm actually in charge of saving this seat for someone. Sorry."

>>30541425
>one is already taken

>the other is not canon

Is like showing a picture of Milla Jovovich and Bayonetta. Like who freaking cares.

>>30542558
>being this much of a faggot
Your loss

>>30542558
>freaking
Summerfag, what a surprise

>>30542558
>one is already taken

Pretty sure we haven't even seen Discord in the EQGverse yet dummy.

>>30542672
If EQG Cadance hooked up with Shining then EQG Fluttershy will be shown with Discord after their FiM wedding.

>>30542091
"For the last time, I can't sit with you, I'm the bus driver."

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>>30541425
That's not Glim Glam

>>30543826
Thank fucking goodness.

>>30542091
Cry.

>>30542549
Cry even more.

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>>30542549

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>>30541425
reddit? is that you?

>>30541822
Spotted the tumblrina. FATLARD. STOP EATING. LARD OF FAT.

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>>30543826
it's a character who is a million times better that that shit stain you posted

>>30542549
but that's MY backpack!

>>30542091
"Thanks miss"
>"No problem, but don't you think you're a little young to be sitting with a high school kid?"
"I'm not young, I'm in 7th grade!"
>"Oh really?"
>She begins to sweat and licks her lips
"Are you okay?"
>She scoots slightly closer
>"I'm just fine"

>>30541822
DO YOU EVEN LIFT?

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>>30544859
Please continue

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>>30544859
>Pedo Sunset
Hoooo boy
The dick is rising

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>>30544942
this story is 24 years too late for me, but it's still fucking hot
please keep going

>>30541425
REMOVE "WHY ARE THEY SO PERFECT" AND "FIND A FLAW" THREADS
BAN "WHY ARE THEY SO PERFECT" AND "FIND A FLAW" POSTERS
MODS
MOOOOOOOOODS

>>30545209
Do the mods dick taste like hotpockets?

>>30542027
>>30542052
>shortstack and chibi is CP now
Guess it's time to call up the animal crossing fandom and tell them they can't make their lewd furries anymore.

>>30542052
I've seen fund raising car washes where teens were wearing less than that

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>Sunset pulls out lipstick from her purse and begins applying it
>"Tell me, have you ever kissed a girl before?"
"N-no, why do you ask?"
>"Do you want to?"
>Spaghetti begins leaking out of your every orifice
>Sunset leans over and plants a kiss on your cheek, leaving a big red lip mark
>The bus stops at Canterlot High
>"Looks like my stop. See you around kid"

>>30542027
Hello Australia

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>>30542091
Take a seat of course, its time for netflix and chill

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>>30545432
oh yes

>>30541425

>>30544876
>>30544942
>>30545011
And I'll whisper...
"no"

>>30541815
This is a man, isn't it?

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>>30542091
I prefer to sit next to the hot principal.

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>>30542091
>"You can sit here if you want."
>I had never seen anything so beautiful in all my life. She was like an angel.
>"Well are you gonna sit down or aren't you?"
>I sat down, ecstatic, amost like I was floating through a dream.
>Maybe it was the love welling up in blushes on my cheeks, or maybe I was beginning to drool again, but whatever it was something about me didn't sit well with her.
>"What's wrong with your head?"
>I had to think fast.
"Why nothing at all, thank you, my head is fine and dandy."
>A golden retort.
>I was in the clear for sure.
>But she saw through my masterful ruse and shot straight to the heart.
>"Are you stupid or something?"
>My spaghetti vomited from underneath my trilby and bubbled up from my high-tops.
>My knees were becoming weak and I began to sweat like nobody's business.
>I had to think of something.
"Uh...uh...M-mama always says "stupid is as stupid does."
>"...What does that even mean?"
"Uh...uh..."
>Think, think!
"Uh...my name's Anon, Anon-ymooOuUs..."
>Nailed it.

>>30541425
This reminds me of that Candlejack me

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>>30543826
>>30543826
Glimmy a cute. A CUTE

>>30545274
Same.
It's not even really sexual. It's a giant running joke for both the customers and washers about child sexuality.

>>30542091
T-thanks, y-you too...

>>30542091
Ah thanks, can you move though?, I like to be at the window

>>30549475
Candlejack was always a stupid meme.

>>30542091
sit down and fart because beens

>>30551451
Candlejack is getting slow. Anon got a whole post ou

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>>30541425
I prefer my Sunset with hooves and my Fluttershy with a futa horse cock that I can suck.

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>>30541425
The only thing that matters is that your waifu is perfect to you.

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>>30548491
Thank you for this anon

>>30541425
yes they do, the one on the right is proof

>>30551894
Well it seems he is slowly regaining his speed good work Candlejack goo

>>30541425

>>30552783
That's a cute winged horse

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>>30556607
Winged horses are generally pretty cute.

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>>30556607
For you

>>30541425