You wouldn't procure her services.

>>30540966
You're right, I wouldn't. I wouldn't trust a whore with my life. Filthy, virulent, disease ridden trash. No loyalty to them whatsoever.

I would, but I'm not sure I could survive a Shimjob

>>30541409
What IS a Shimjob?

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>>30541422
Very complicated

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>>30540966
Is this a roleplay thread?

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>>30540966
that's what marriage is for

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>>30540966

>>30541498
Would you marry a prostitute?

>>30540966
depends on how much she charges

>>30541529
love doesn't judge

>>30540966
>You wouldn't procure her services.
I would probably prefer Starlight.
She fucked everyone between heaven and earth, so she must be the master.

>>30541422
Being a prostitute, apparently.

>>30541529
You can't turn a ho into a housewife; hoes don't act right.

>>30540966
She looks like a 500 whore.

I'll stick to Pinkie's 15 buck blows

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>>30541522

>>30541422
A soul-transforming experience. Survival not guaranteed, takes a metric fuckton of prep work.

>>30541422
Did we ever reach a conclusion on what that entails?

>>30542476
There's not much to go by.
http://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/29214060/#29222331
http://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/29312882/#29313932
I suppose you'd have to experience it to truly know.

>>30540966
>"100 for hands, 200 for tits, 250 for ass and 300 for inside, extra hundred if you want it bareback."
>You're really doing this.
>Grabbing your wallet you start to count out the bills you had drained from your bank account.
>At seeing you pull your wallet out the girl's eyes widen in alarm and she quickly steps closer towards you in an almost intimate hug.
>"What are you retarded? Not out here! Do you want to go to jail?"
>Stunned at the closeness of the girl you can smell the cheap perfume and the faint aroma of sex still clinging to her skin.
>Gulping down your worries you grab her wrist as your other hand pockets the wallet.
"Do you have a better place then?"
>Teal eyes widen before they slowly lower in a seductive smolder, "Mm, you're new, but confident. I like that."
>Bright ruby lips stretch in a smile with faintly yellowed teeth before she loops her arm around yours dragging you through the street.

>Following your soon to be lover you pass dumpsters, other call girls and even a sleeping bum cradling his bottle.
>You're really doing this.
>You're going to loose your virginity before you hit thirty by hiring a girl that looks like she could be your younger sister to pop your cherry.
>Its not like you needed the money after all right?
>Better than the constant on the si-
>"Here we are~"
>Before you can contemplate a down size of your co-workers you're brought out of your thoughts as the girl struts into a cheap motel leaving the door open behind her.
>Here goes nothing, today you walk in a boy, by morning you'll leave like a man!

>Striding in after her you close the door and lock it behind you with the dead bolt, then the chain lock, then slide lock, then the door handle lock.
>...
>To be fair the area is rather shitty.
>You nearly jump from your skin as arms come up from behind you crossing over your chest as a breathy voice whispers in your ear, "You've got the money right~"

>>30542540
KEEP
FUCKING
GOING

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>>30541422
Okay, check it out. A Shimjob requires the portal at CHS. See, you lie down in front of the portal with your legs up and your ass facing towards it so you can put your balls through and they come out the other side as massive equine testicles. You're still on the human side of the portal, but your balls - which are now enormous horsenuts - are on the other side. Then she sucks you off, and you get to have the experience of shooting a gargantuan load of horse semen through your human penis onto her face.

This anon >>30541409 is right, a Shimjob can be hazardous to one's health, as that ponderous load of horse spunk can tear your dick up when it forces its way out.

>>30542633
holy fuck, my dick

>>30542540
>Reaching down into your pants you fish out your wallet before flashing her the green and many Benjamin's that look back at her.
>With a girlish giggle the girl draws you in deeper for a hug and you can feel two pointed tips against your back at the sudden hug, "Wonderful, all of that for just me? So generous~"
>Swallowing down your nerves you reach back to lightly grip her hair and guide her forward tilting your head to meet her for a kiss.
>It's a bit awkward and you can feel your neck start to complain, but her tongue dances across yours like its on its own show in Broadway.
>You feebly try to keep up, but its like watching a fat man jog against a marathon runner, no contest at all.
>Drawing away the girl licks her lips as you turn to face her, a thin t-shirt is what she has on and you can see how her nipples strain against the fabric, "For a confident, rich play boy you don't have much experience, did Daddy keep a close eye on your money?~" The teasing tone in her voice riles you up as do other things.
"It's not, I earned that myself thanks."
>Raising a brow the girl grins as she saunters over to you, "Well then big boy, tell me what you want."
>Feeling the urge to one up the rather stuck up slut you stride over to her and possessively grab her ass.
"All of it. All of you."
>You can almost hear the register in her mind as she leans in close, "My pleasure~"

>Tugging on your shirt as you both make out the girl slides it off as you both wander towards the bed.
>Your belt and pants are soon kicked off as you grab her by her ass lifting her up with a startled laugh as her legs cross over your hips.
>"There we go!~ I thought you might have some fire in you!"
>Growling you bite lightly on her neck even as you lay her on the bed as she spreads her legs out for you to see her panty covered pussy a faint wetness making your lips dry in response.

>>30541686
This

>>30541422
They get plump horsepuss when they pony-up
A shimjob is basically the deluxe package, she starts by using her magic to undress you and pin you against the bed, then she climb on top of you with a flap of her angelic wings, gets you hard by sliding her fat petals up and down your dick, her squash soup lubricating it and her ponut kissing your balls when she leans back, she uses a hand to caress your neck while she runs the other over your scalp and through your hair, then she leans down and goes to kiss you but doesn't, leaving you puckering up like a retard while she grins deviously and leans down some more to kiss your neck
Then her wings joins in and caress your chest, teasing your nipples while she bites your shoulder blades and nibble on your neck and jawline some more
She lets out a soft giggle when she feels you throb at full mast
And she takes you in a second later, lifting herself up just enough to angle your cock with her tunnel and slam her hips down
Then she starts riding you, pulling and pushing back and forth, her winking pearl coming out every few thrusts to kiss your skin and her juices gushing out when it does so
And she finally kisses you when you start groaning, her wings still teasing your nipples while her hands secure your head right where she wants it to be
She generally climaxes multiple times throughout the session, a 'perk' of the equine nature of her equipment, more of her love gushing out and drenching your balls and her wings flaring out for just a second every time she does so

>>30542633
That's not even halfway close to what a shimjob is.

>>30542794
Well clearly you've never had one.

>>30541498
>Marrying a whore
Okay anon

>>30542962
Clearly you've never.
The horse part is all wrong, you need actual horses, you don't give yourself horse genitals.
You left out basically all of the ingredients, you didn't even mention the importance of having a defibrillator on standby.
Shimmer cannot have her mouth on your dick for the duration of a Shimjob, one of the most important roles she plays is actively monitoring all parts of the process to keep things moving forward and from going horribly, horribly wrong.
And you would NEVER, EVER do a Shimjob in public unless you want your entire life to be over as you know it. There's a reason it's illegal in 48 states.

>>30543014
>48 states
Where is it legal?

>>30543059
Alaska, Florida, and Puerto Rico

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>>30543014
>you don't give yourself horse genitals
Stopped reading right there

One of the most integral parts of Shimmy's character is that she's a horse who became a human, so the entire point of a Shimjob is to give you a taste of her life experience by making you becum a horse through a human. This shit is simple math, dude.

>>30543097
Fucktard

>>30543059
Wyoming and Vermont

>>30543103
You're wrong, and when you're wrong you're wrong. Heavy machinery, animal whispering, and strenuous corporeal exercise are all part of the complicated and sinful act that is a shimjob, and Sunset actively monitors these components in her specially designed suit WHILE freaking your mind to Equestria and back. She is a fucking demigod to have the physical and mental capacity to pull off this endeavor MULTIPLE fucking times, and no explanation of a shimjob can ever come close to the experience of one. So go write your fanfiction for some other destitute audience, junior, this is the real world. And people get goddamn hurt in the real world. There's no fucking lala fantasy stories about magical portals here. Just sweat and blood, sweat and blood, tears, shame, ejaculate, SUFFERING. FORGIVE THEM SHIMMER, THEY KNOW NOT WHAT THEY SAY.

>>30542633
Well that is one small part

>>30541354
But would you gladly contract an STD as long as it was from your waifu?

>>30542540
>"You've got the money right~"
"No, actually. I lost it somewhere in the few minutes it took to get here from where I picked you up. Those niggers are sneaky, I tell you. They just blend right into the night."

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>>30541422
Don't open this can of worms again anon.

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>>30542151
You're wrong

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>>30542788
>horsepuss on equestria girl

The true patrician's fetish. For more on the subject see;

https://pastebin.com/gwL8TUMw
https://pastebin.com/VPSXJVzp

>>30540966
I couldn't afford them anyhow.

>>30541492
Yes, it is.
Enjoy.

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>>30542738
You ARE gonna continue, right?

>>30543982
I'm surprised that horsepuss on EqG isn't fanon
I see EqG as evolving from an ancient form of the horse

>>30544407
>tfw writefag starts a clop story, and ghosts right before he gets to the good stuff
Troll Level: ULTIMATE

>>30540966
>doug person
you're right, I wouldn't

>>30544880
>doug
Hi Lee!

>>30544880
>>30544952
>doug

What did he mean by this?

>>30545033
Lee was getting filtered so he changed barney to doug

>>30544952
>>30545047
t. never seen the real barneyfag's posts

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>>30545047
what a fucking autist.

Truly never knows when to quit.

>>30544952
I love how he always posts specific words and pictures so we always know it's him.

>>30545071
he's an autistic attention whore.

Of course he wants people to notice him.

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>>30545071
>>30545098
>anyone who hates hasjew's monster high is now lee goldson

>>30545054
t. lee in denial
you gotta just stop bro, there more to life out there than hating everything

>>30545114
>le monster high ripoff

That's another Lee Goldson term you know.

>>30545116
you just gotta stop having shit taste, bro

>>30544858
>Troll Level: ULTIMATE
Not really, this happens all the time.

>>30545114
Of course not, but it's easy to tell the biggest autist of them all, not like he hides it.

>>30545114
>4 YEARS

>>30545140
you gotta stop having such a narrow mind, friend
EqG is fine

>>30545138
>t-that's a lee word, dawg, ha, gotcha!
>you're also breathing right now just like him!
the lengths you barbiefags go

>>30541354
I don't think loyalty comes into the picture when she's doing it for a living. I mean you wouldn't get mad at a plumber for fixing somebody else's shower, would you?

>>30545149
Sure thing Lee.

>>30545165
just stop replying to him
once he starves, he'll move on

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>>30543982
Hold on, if Anon could "pony up", would he get a horsecock?

>>30545225
yes, he's the only guy able to do it, and he keeps his human stamina
women flock form all over to get a glimpse of his big, meaty wang matching balls
he's also stuck in pony up form so he has to wear a hat to hide his pony ears

Anon was home alone the night of the dance, jacking off to girl pics in his copy of the school year book when the Rainbow explosion that hit Sunset radiated magic across the EqG world, causing him to grow a horsecock and balls and pony ears

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>>30545225
Well yeah, duh

>mfw I actually want to see a pony upped Anon
DRAWFAGS WHEN

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>>30545225
Anything less won't be enough.

>>30545225
>>30545269
>>30545272
green when?

>>30545543
Anon IS green

>>30542633
Wouldn't the cum magically transfer back into human cum as it passes through the portal to your normal human body?

If I where to piss through the portal, would it become horsepiss?

If I were to sneeze through the portal would the DNA in my saliva turn into equine DNA?

To what extent does this portal change the genetic makeup of an individual? Is there any guarantee that I would even turn into a horsey if I was a base human?

These are the serious questions of our time.

>>30546400
The cum would be human but the quantity would still be greater because the balls that produced it are bigger if we're using porn logic,
obviously

>>30543059
>>30543158
Actually, it is actively punishable by 15 years jail time in all states except Rhode Island and Nevada, where it is an ignored blue law.

>>30545555
Quads confirm

>>30545063
Honk-honk!

>>30544952
The fuck do people get the idea the dougfag is barneyfag from?

>>30546506
Dougfag used to be Barbiefag, who used to be barneyfag.

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>>30542540
>>30542738
You just gonna die right before we get to the good stuff?

>>30546533
Yeah the dougfag is likely the original barbiefag but thinking barbiefag was baneyfag is retarded.

>>30544952
Dude, Lee saw RR in theatres twice. He is a huge Barbiefag.

>>30546916
If it acts like Lee and sounds like Lee it's Lee, I refuse to accept that there's two people on this planet with such rampant autism.

>>30546937
I saw Avatar in theaters 20+ times but I wasn't a fan of it
and you should be calling glimfags barbiefags, the VA for her has been the VA of Barbie for over a decade

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>>30546997
>20+ times

But why?

>>30540966
I probably wouldn't because I'm a virgin and don't want my first time to be with someone who has to fake being able to stand my company.

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>>30546997
>I saw Avatar in theaters 20+ times but I wasn't a fan of it
wat

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>Fug
>Cum inside
>Hand her the money
>Hide a ring in the middle of the wad

Stupid barbieniggers want to embolden barneyfag and his boyfriends by calling everyone who hates their ayy lmao gf's "Lee"

>>30547221
This. He likes EqG.

>>30547221
So many buzzwords

>>30547221
Just keep samefagging, maybe someone will believe you.

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>>30547124
>>30547188
I was unemployed at the time and my family insisted that I go door-to-door and fill out applications
they're old school when it comes to job hunting
I also saw a few other movies that were playing at the time
it was to kill time
I did my job hunting online

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>>30547371
kek, but why would you spend that much money on this shit?

>>30545138
Fucking everybody says it is to compete with monster high.

No, because she turned out to be a he. And not in the good way

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>>30544880
>>30544952
Hey I'm been calling eqg doug for weeks and you're just gonna give all the credit to barneyfag. son of a bitch.

>>30543566
>But would you gladly contract an STD as long as it was from your waifu?
I would, if this means I'd get to have her.

>>30543566
>But would you gladly contract an STD as long as it was from your waifu?

Yeah cause then we'd have something in common.

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>>30545543
>green when?

Not soon enough.

>>30551054
2500 words is smol Anon
Need at least 5k to be an okay story

>>30551186
I know. Hence why it's due not soon enough.

>>30551054
Needs 10,000 more

>>30551713
Oh, I'm confident I'll get to 10k if you take all three parts of this story into account.

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>Procure services
>She is now pregnant
Wat do

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>>30541422

about tree fiddy

>>30551054
Hi Alex.

>>30552316
It was about this time I noticed that Sunset was eight storeys tall, and a crustacean from the paleozoic era

>>30552347

The Great Lobster Goddess from Beyond Time and Space opened its maw, and a sweet voice emerged:
>"I dunno where to start or where to begin, mang."
Several Oompah-Loompahs behind me told me, "Duuuuude...you so need to hit that."

>>30543566
>But would you gladly contract an STD as long as it was from your waifu?
I would be glad to cure her and myself from our now common STD.
What could be better than make your waifu pure again?

>>30552641

What STDs would Sunset have, anyway?

>>30552932
Nobody knows.
Would she get STD tested given her dubious legal status?
And judging only by the symptoms it is difficult to determine what exactly she caught.

>>30541492
More like a HOLE-play thread, amirite?

>>30552003
That's a whore problem, not a John problem.

>>30553536
You can't just leave the mother of your child alone like that

>>30540966

Heck, I'd make amateur porn with her. Assuming she's legal. And gets tested.

>>30551054
Can we at least get a preview?

>>30540966
M

>>30551054
>Writefag bails again
Shame

>>30553551
Sure I can. She's not my girlfriend. She's not my any kind of friend. Whores are for no strings sex, not lasting relationships. Providing it's actually mine, I might offer her a one time only settlement to leave the kid with me and fuck on off, but in no way am I going to raise a child with a whore.

>>30555656
Was your mum a whore, Anon?
You can tell us

>>30555666
>Those digits
What are you?

>>30555666
satan STOP, anon's been through enough, having a harlot as mother and all

>>30555701
I'm Gotham's reckoning

>>30555666
As a matter of fact she was. So when I tell you that your rescue fantasy fetish is bullshit you'd do well to listen. A whore will always take the easy way out. She may stop selling out of her pants for a while, but the second things get even the tiniest bit rough she'll go flat on her back again. Men who get wrapped up with whores, provided they're not already trash, either become pimps, leave, or turn into the saddest cucks you can imagine.

>>30556053
Your mind has been clouded by your own bad experiences

Is it time for more green?

>>30556117
>he thinks he can save a whore
Oh, you sweet little boy. I bet you decided to become a missionary thinking you can make a difference in the world too, didn't you?

>>30557410
With an attitude like that, I'd have dropped you too

>>30540966
The top of that bed looks like a skirt with legs,

>>30557912
I want to cum inside bed

>>30540966

>>30547217
nice

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Personally if I paid for Shimmy Rimmy's services, I'd ask her to...
Cuddle on the couch and watch movies with me

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>>30559330
>not playing video games together
>not paying her to be your personal healslut

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>Not grooming her to the point that you no longer have to pay her

>>30542540
>>30542738
>Soliciting secks on the street, outside in the open.

Where the hell does this take place, a third world fuckheap, or before the 2000s?

The persons offering these services nowadays are called 'escorts', and they solicit their services online in classifieds, and you can find them Backpage.

Shim Sham needs to get with the times, she'll get more business that way.

t. regular buyer of escorts

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>>30559515
>not becoming Sunset

>>30560063
how do you afford your... um "hobby" ?

>>30560329
I work two jobs, one full time (which I work to pay my rent, feed myself, pay debts, etc.) that pays pretty well, and a part time shit job on the weekends (this is what I do to get some mad money, so I can buy escorts, crack, and go gambling).

As for the escorts themselves, most are pretty sensibly priced (at least I find), the most I've ever paid was two hundred for an hour (and it was an incall, so I didn't have to pay for a room or nothing). I know I said I bought them regularly, but I actually don't go all that often, usually only around once every two or three weeks or so (although, I've completely stopped for the past couple months because I want to buy a car). Costwise, it's almost like having a gf (except the bitch will actually put out when you shell out).

You know, being a hedonistic degenerate does actually require a bit of effort, surprisingly.

I'm joking about the part about buying crack, I'm not that degenerate, pls don't get me arrested Mr. CIA nigger.

Did Writefag move to another thread without telling us?

>>30560720
*tip*

>>30562794
Of course. Open your mouth

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>>30562794
If I knew anything about friendship sure I would but as it stands I won't be much of a help.

>>30547217
Think she'll accept your offer or keep whoring around until she's tired of fucking for my money

>>30562822
Internet friends stand for something don't we anon?

>>30562824
You're a funny guy.

>>30562824
Don't ruin everyone else's fun just because you had a shit childhood

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>>30562831

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>>30562794
>"I don't know why, but princess twilight says I have to take my clothes off and take your money during each lesson"

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>>30561859
and a *tiptip* to you too, friendo

>>30563960
I cannot express just how cute, beautiful and sexy that picture is

>>30562894
>rape

>>30565494
>friendship rape

>>30563960
Meh, she looks too Latino in this pic. 5/10, would consider banging only after much Tequila.

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>>30567244
would you?

>>30540966

>It all started, you've been told, when she came out of that freaky statue thing and ended up alone and very poor.
>And a nubile teenager, of course. Talking to some girls on a corner, getting the lay of the land.
>She didn't realize they were prostitutes. Or that the pimp would try and get her for another ho in the stable, making him money with her hot teenage skank pussy
>or the pimp would get shot in a drive-by when he did, leaving her with three women turning tricks to get by
>innocence gone inside two days, splattered in a procurer's blood on the sidewalk
>but hey, the girls know a lost soul when they see one, and take her in
>other pimps looking to add some more meat get outwitted or worse by alpha mare Sunset and her "herd" of hoes
>finally gets in trouble and ends up enrolled in school as an emancipated teenager and has to officially "quit"
>...but still turns tricks on the side to keep the money flowing in
>cheated Flash constantly while they were dating, and he never got more than a kiss on the cheek
>still doesn't share this side of her life with her friends, because they're clueless about how men really are in the world
>only does older men to prevent any uncomfortable meetups with people her own age that might get back to Canterlot High or the cops
>"Honey Bacon" is a popular choice at the local escort service to this day

>>30567393
Wowsers

>>30555611
Does it count as bailing if I never posted anything in the first place?

>>30554482
Sure.

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>>30569098
I've waited for you...after all these years

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>>30569128
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h2WBtambcsE
Just to set the scene.

>While to many the concept of magic was fantasy, for you and most of the student body of CHS it was a (not quite simple) fact of life.
>For you especially, seeing as you’re dating Sunset Shimmer, a girl that was also the former inhabitant of a dimension of talking ponies.
>Her and her friends also had the ability to ‘pony up’ and tap into the magic of that dimension.
>And while you couldn't speak for her friends, this had the side effect of slapping a pair of pony genitals on Sunset whenever it happened.
>Which made things pretty interesting in the bedroom (and the back of your pickup truck, and the school library, and a few more places besides that.)
>But you’re getting off track. The point was that magic was not something new to you.
>So when one of Crystal Prep’s students used a locket to turn into some sort of magic fueled demon, it didn’t really phase you.
>Heck, if what Sunset had told you was true, you were in for a show of her and her friends delivering a kickass beatdown.
>”You were right. I didn’t understand magic before, but I do now!”
>You wince as a blast of magic disintegrates the statue in the school’s courtyard, and you (not to mention most of the assembled students of both schools) take this as a sign to vacate the immediate area as the magically charged girl fires off more bolts of magic, tearing open rifts that show a different world.
>You try to catch Sunset’s gaze, but she’s too busy looking on in horror as the girl cackles and continues to shoot out magic beams at random.
>As she spins in the air, drunk on her new power, she suddenly turns and for a second she seems to look straight at you.
>You freeze as she brings her hands together to fire another blast of magic, and time seems to slow as you watch the pulsating beam of energy arcs through the air.

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>>30569193
>For a moment you inwardly sigh with relief as you realize that it isn’t coming towards you, but as you track the movement of the beam you realize it’s headed straight for another student.
>Your mind makes the decision before you consider the options, and you launch yourself off the bleachers, shoving them out of the way.
>For a moment it looks like you've got enough speed and momentum to clear the beam, but in slow motion you watch in dread as it inches closer and closer, before striking you right in the crotch.
>Reality snaps back to normal speed and you watch the world streaks past as you’re sent flying from the force of the impact.
>With a sharp crack your head collides with the bleachers and as your vision starts to blur, you see Sunset step forward to confront the floating girl.
“Heh, go get ‘em Sunny.”
>The girl fires another, larger beam right at the center of the courtyard, and your vision goes white, then black as you fade into unconsciousness.

>You awake with a start, Sunset’s name leaving your lips as you jerk upright and breathe deep, your lungs filling with air that carries the unfortunate tang of anesthetic.
>A startled swear and an unceremonious crash reach your ears moments later, and you turn your head to see the infirmaries only other inhabitant, the very girl who’s name you called out, pick herself up off the floor and dust herself off.
>”Jeeze. Could you warn me the next time you do something like that.”
>Sunset’s brave face crumbles as you give her a knowing smile, and she wraps you in a hug tight enough to hurt almost as bad as a magic laser to the dick.
>Almost.
>”You idiot, what were you thinking?”
“What was I thinking? You’re the one that was staring down a magical demon, last I saw.”
>”You don’t have Equestrian magic.”
“No but I have the next best thing.”
>You hug her tighter, and Sunset reciprocates.
“And hey, I’m all right aren’t I? Everything’s still where it should be.”

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>>30569320
>You reach a hand down to pat your crotch only to flinch away as your nerves object to you touching your raw member.
“Just a little magic burned ‘s all.”
>Sunset pulls away from your shoulder, and pecks you on the cheek.
>”Serves you right.”
>For all her teasing you get the feeling that Sunset is impressed with your actions, and that thought not only carries you through your brief stint you spend in the infirmary before you can get a lift home, but the days that follow laid out in bed relaxing and resting off a magic beam to the crotch.
>To your relief you haven’t taken any permanent damage (at least from the looks of it). A little bit of swelling, but nothing that’ll last.
>And before long you recover and find yourself back in the daily grind of high school life.
>Not that you’ve been away long, and just as quickly as the desire to return to school came, the feeling has dissipated by the time you get home, and you’re more than eager to kick your feet up once again.
>Luckily, you first day back is a friday so you have the whole weekend ahead of you to do so.
>Idle thoughts of how you’ll spend your time flitter through your mind as you walk inside, only to stop in the doorway pause on the threshold of darkness.
>All the curtains and blinds in your house seem to have been drawn, and all the lights switched off, leaving a line of candles heading up stairs as the only source of illumination.
>You smile, and kick the door closed behind you as you abandon your backpack and start to work on the buttons of your shirt.
>You take the stairs two at a time and follow the trail of candles all the way to your bedroom door.
>The door is only open a crack, but that’s enough to frame it with the light emerging from within.
>Steeling yourself you push it open and reveal, who else, Sunset Shimmer laying on your bed in a practically transparent babydoll worn over a dark, lacy bra.

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>>30569407
>Your eyes wander across the untouched stretch of her bare stomach to her waist, where a matching pair of painties sit, as well as a garter that connects to a pair of stockings hugging every inch of her luscious legs.
>And then there’s you, standing there like a stunned mullet with your shirt half unbuttoned and an erection slowly rising to attention in your pants.
“So I actually died in the school infirmary, and have gone to heaven, right?”
>Sunset blushes, then rolls over onto her stomach and beckons you with her finger.
>”Only one way to find out.”
>You shrug off your shirt and feel a twinge run through your loins reminding you of the most pressing matter present.
>Your hands whip off your belt, and you wince as you feel another twinge in your balls.
>It’s been awhile since you got off, but you didn’t think you were that pent up.
>You get your pants unbuttoned, and they hit the floor just as you feel a stronger, aching wave wash over your crotch.
>Noticing your discomfort Sunset sits up with a concerned look.
>”Anon, what’s wrong?”
>You open your mouth to assure her it’s nothing only to yell out in pain as the temperature around your dick to go from 0 to 100 in an instant.
>You fall flat on your ass, palming at your dick through your boxers as your pain addled brain tries to think of something to alleviate the feeling.
>Despite the pain you feel you dick go as stiff as an iron rod as it reaches full size, tenting your boxers.
>And then it keeps growing.

>>30569583
I had guessed that he would grow a horse cock

>>30567393
this is breaking my heart here.

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>>30569583
>You and Sunset watch, awestruck as inches flow onto your previously modest sized member and mash it against the straining fabric of your underwear.
>And it’s not just your length that’s augmented, your girth swells until you cock is the monstrous thickness of a soda can.
>All this is too much for your boxers, and with the sound of tearing fabric they split in two, allowing your member to spring upwards and point towards the ceiling.
>You’re relieved when if finally stops growing at about forearm length, but the changes don’t stop there.
>You watch as the skin of your entire cock, from balls to head, starts to darken.
>And speaking of your head, you watch horrified as it flattens out, your mushroom tip becoming a flat frisby sitting at the end of your shaft in a moment.
>About halfway down your shaft a second ridge forms running the entire circumference of your penis and at its base, partly obscured by your tattered boxers, the skin bunches up forming a fleshy sheath.
>You feel all the heat from your shaft rush to your balls and look down to watch as the grow, pushing away what little fabric of your underwear remains as they go from the size of golf balls to healthy apples, dragging out your sack almost comically.
>A bright flash illuminates the room, and you cover your eyes as you feel your member loose a bit of its stiffness and flop onto your stomach with a meaty thwack, partly knocking the air out of you with its weight.
>The light subsides, and as you open your eyes you see Sunset laying on your bed, mouth open and sporting a pair of pony ears emerging from her greatly lengthened hairline.
“Did you just-”
>”Cum from seeing my boyfriend grow a massive throbbing horsecock? Yea.”

And because I'm an asshole, that's all for now.

>>30569743
How is this gonna lead to her becoming a hooker?

>>30569757
Well it's not. It's more to satisfy the blokes that wanted horsecock anon and marecunt shimmer green.

>>30545543

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I wouldn't procure her services, but I would make her eat all the eggs

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>>30569743
>>30569583
>>30569407
>>30569320
>>30569193

>>30567277
I'll usually eat anything chocolate related

>>30562794
Sunset I came here to pick up my homework not for your stupid friendship lesson bullshit.
Now is it done it's due tomorrow.

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>>30571503
Did you said chocolate?

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>>30571693
>Are you sure you don't want to teach me a long and hard lesson about friendship?

>>30573212
Not with you.
Now where's my homework?

>>30572619
Say*

>>30573272
__FUCK!__