>See dis. >Wut do?

>>30537925
Hide another shitty barbie thread

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A difficult question.
Do I help her out of the good of my heart?
Or do I do it in exchange for lewd favors?

>>30537925
Is dis le rolplay?

Ignore.
Bitch probably makes more money begging than I do working.

>>30537997
You could do it too if you weren't so ugly

>>30538049
A bowl of eggs. Every time. Kek.

>>30537996
You tell me.

>>30537997
And don't forget about selling herself.

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>>30537925
Pinch my nose closed.
The homeless smell of shit and piss and usually a light hint of rot.
I fuckin hate hobos. Fucking degenerates learn helplessness and blame everyone else for thier misfortune. In additon they are almost always drug addicts, shooting up heroin or smoking crack under the freeway overpass. Misrable people without drive, dreams or determination to get themselves out of poverty. The worst part is when they fucking spawn offspring. I honestly feel for those crackbabies who have to grow up in filth, live with worthless parents and are surrounded by the other dregs of society.

Its really simple, really. You cannot stay homeless for more than one year. After that you are almost impossible to reform into a productive member of society.

>>30538111
You can grab em by the pussy

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C'mon sunset this is getting weird. Can we just have regular sex?
>No! You have to take advantage of me, a poor defenseless homeless girl who'd do anything for money.
You've been sleeping in the trash for a week! Isn't that a bit overboard?
>I'm homeless so I have to smell homeless!
We live in a 3 bedroom condo overlooking the lake!
>WHY CAN'T YOU LET ME ENJOY MY FETISH?!

>>30538008
I have that disabled vet thing going on, that's usually good for a touch.

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>>30537925

>>30537925
Drop 5 bucks in her cup, keep walking.
What did you expect me to do?

>>30537925
I miss the homeless Sunset/white knighted Anon threads about him taking care of her. I love those stories even if they are autistic.
I'd take her to a diner and buy her a good meal and then invite her to stay at my house.
>>30538312
Thank you for your service.
What branch were you in?

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>>30538440
>I miss the homeless Sunset/white knighted Anon threads about him taking care of her. I love those stories even if they are autistic.
>I'd take her to a diner and buy her a good meal and then invite her to stay at my house.
My nigga.

>>30537925
Point and laugh.

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>>30538111
I know of a way to end the capitalist abuse comrade.
It's simple.
We seize the means of production, force everyone to work, and say "if you don't work you don't eat."
It's genius.

>>30537925
I just came back from making plates at a homeless shelter.

>feels.tiff

>>30538440
Are there any pastes?

>>30538494
Not enough.

>>30537925
Ignore and keep walking

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>>30538464
>get caught tagging
>get stuck with community service
>volunteer at homeless shelter
>leave me in a room and tell me to make bag lunches til I run out of stuff to make them with
>supposed to put a sandwhich, fruit, chips, and a sugar cookie in each bag
>start eating all the chips and cookies
>mfw
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>>30538494
There might be some in the Shim thread.
We've lost some of our links over the years.
If you ask in that thread, a veteran might be able to help. Also, Gritsaw and BG9 browse that thread and they both have written homeless shim so I'm sure they can give you links to there stories.

>>30537925
Make a white knighting general.


>>30538215
No wait this is better

>>30537925
Please. Then help.

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>>30537925
>rape

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>>30537925
Bring to my home and help her. I would not let Sunset being homeless.

>>30537925
help myself
to her

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>>30538694
Her embarrassed face just tells
>"So 5$... and you can do it in my butt..."

>>30537925
rape.

>>30537925
Lecture her on the evils of helping others and how it inevitably ends in communism, and how an individual must help themselves and choose not to be lazy.

>>30539526
The only correct answer.

>>30538749
Do you think her to be a whore?
She'd do it for no less than $10

>>30537925
Throw my coffee all over her

>>30539809
After a couple days of starving I doubt she would argue for the price.

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Well, if she'd do my laundry and I could destroy that bacon-poon with impunity, she can stay for free.

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>>30539895
>You will never have maid Sunset who's gonna do anything for you
>You will never tell her that you love Twilight

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You wouldn't violate this face

>>30537925
Wonder what Sunny is doing in my world

>>30539895
U-unf

>>30537925
Kick in the head

>>30537925
>non fat
>no messed up eye
>female
I don't buy it, she's just panhandling because she doesn't want to work.

>>30538655
Why did this take so long.
What the fuck has happened to us

>>30540979
Have a heart, anon

>>30541397
>rape
Should always be first response
At the very fucking least it should be in the first few

Invite her to my castle

>>30541431
Rape is bad.

>>30541747
He's been bad for forever.
Yeah he pulls through when we really want it, but does he pull through when we really NEED it? No, he chokes. Every. Time.

>>30541747
Nope. Rape doesn't exist. If you didn't want it, you would have prevented it. Therefore, you consented because you chose not to be strong enough to prevent it.
Might makes right. Be an alpha or lose your self-determination

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>>30541801
How could you say that?

>>30541817
Only weak betas pretend that life is anything but this. You either seize life by its throbbing penis when it tries to fuck you, and snap it in half, or you chose to let it fuck you.

>>30541747
Correct
>rape
However is hilarious.

>>30540972
If she doesn't want to work all she has to do is say you raped her and sue, win, have you thrown in prison and go do the same thing to another dude.

>>30542486
She wouldn't do that

>>30541397
Mercy is for the weak.
We do not train to be merciful here.

>>30541828
I didn't know they allowed you guys to use internet in the nut house. How kind of them.
>>30542442
I hate rape porn and stuff like it but i love rape jokes.

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>>30543985
>I hate rape porn and stuff like it

>>30537925
Adopt her as my own

>>30543985
>you're wrong because (I believe) you are mentally ill
Not an argument. Nice ad hom, though.

>>30544454
(You)